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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Little girl,shut the fùck up!

Your mates are preparing for the upcoming JAMB which is next month and you are here whiling away your time on the Internet looking for a sugar daddy that will take your virginity away.

You are nothing but hapless fool. May the God of Thunder strike your body with epilepsy this minute.

You accursed ogbanje that came to the world 9 fùcking times. Your mother had to be fùcked by the village goats at the market square so you could not go back to your fellow ogbanje a after being born.

How dare you hop on my lane like that.

Now go and open your books little girl. I seriously wonder how you will pass when you cannot construct simple sentences. You are the definition of a zoological investment.

Dyslexic dimwit with the IQ of a lint. Fùck off my mentions for good cos the next time you quote me I'm going to leave you emotionally and psychologically scarred for the rest of your e-life.

Nonsense! [/color]

Smellymouth:

This OP is high

AarewaMafia:
Walahi calling you ugly is an insult to ugly people.

PrimeMinisterr:
'whatsapp' not watsapp.
the' not 'd.

Nubian113:
No.... That's you. Little girls acting fly. You're excused young lady. Now bounce the fvck on!! Pussycat flexing lionesses KMBCT

lanre147:
itz not romantic but jux wanna share it

ma mum said when I was a kid and d going was still rough dat dere was did afternoon I asked mum what am I going to eat and she replied son EBA
and I told her that everyday EBA EBA EBA do you want to kill me? it was vewi funny to me when she told me calnt stop laffin any time I rememba....shoutout to all mama in d world xpecially doze dat didn't abort d pregnancy despite d fact dat dey were young and no money...na where I for dey...thanks to baba God

sundoj08:
Kissing my cousin or should i say my cousin was kissing me.

Nubian113:
Who the fvck is this ch!ck

you a virgin wetin you know about guys?

RVBC:
I pity you! Its northwest jaree... Olodo

Opoki:
You fall in love with our men because of their swag, isn't it ?

If yes, try your luck somewhere else. .

Opoki:
You fall in love with our men because of their swag, isn't it ?

If yes, try your luck somewhere else. .

Chrisdmeek:
Oh my gurl.........

blackjack21:
Love, even I couldn't believe myself.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You! that descended from the line of imbecilíc ancestors is the idíot.

May the gods in your eastern village bless your virgin pussÿ with maggots and may Ebola and chlamydia be the only inheritance you'll get from your drunken father.

Bastard she-goat of a thousand dyslexic hyenas! [/color]

blackjack21:
on, since everyone else is sharing.....

I know many if you have played husband and wifey game.

There was this fortunate time I was the husband, the wifey was older than me, where all the kids have left for school she open up; completely 'naked'.

Guess what I did.










Ran away.

ggrin:
me chop dick that year sha o

cruzita:
hmmm where do I start from?I've been bad since childhood.I don't know where to start from

blackjack21:
Aren't you a he?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Of course what do you expect from an unrefined,psychopathic slowpoke who is yet to pass JAMB.

I won't waste my words on you tonight. Go and sleep little girl,it's past your bedtime and your constant display of brain leakage is beginning to affect my network connection.

So long,little cretin. [/color]

wtfCode:
nne hapu ihe ndia, let bygones be bygones lol...i gbahalugo m? m gwa, gwa m ihe m ga eme ka obi soo go uso #asa mara abuba!

Opoki:
On behalf of Yoruba men and Yuzedo, we solemnly decline, Kindly try Far North.

0luwasean:
We dey wait you for west! That "south" not convincing enough. Hehe!

Aare2050:
where u like to go first?


ondo state






ekiti state







osun state







Ogun state






Oyo state




and


















Lagos state

dollyjoy:
it actually not advisable for a student,i used to be like you until i started writing that way even in exams,it affected me badly reason why,even if stressful i tried most times to write in standard English to avoid future occurence!



One love

Bigtoto:
nah them dey marry the guys abi nah the guys dey marry them?

wtfCode:
i think i'm beginning to love u by the way. #nne gbaharu m, o nwanyi oma. #asa bekee. #nwa malu mma

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So in that your secondary school that is how they spell "west" abi?

Your common sense didn't let you know that it was a derogatory slang used against the Yorubas on this forum? You want to tell me since you've been on NAIRALAND you didn't know?

Please learn to stop being dumb sometimes. [/color]