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FTBOY:
you're worthless to me too coz if i was your pi.mp i'd starve to death for lack of clients.

so, there's no way you can be a call girl as you're too bony and ugly to arouse a man. you're the type only drunk men fvck. i mean... no man with his right senses can look at you and have erecti.on.

tomorrow, you'll still get schooled by me. and tell your 'backyard teacher' to be ready to pen more words for you. i can see you've also learned to borrow more than clothes from friends.

I just dont know why i still type back at u...well..i never knew i was bony cos seriously i have added some weight and i am trying seriously to shed some flesh cos i really wanna be bony...

And why are so concerned about my looks...u aint my guy and u will never be...or maybe u av gat no slu.t to take in ur pin tonight?

I aint u that suffers from low self esteem...go and die hun!

FTBOY:
a failed attempt to convince me that you're not a dumb anambra village girl!

so, you went to grab a dictionary to find new words that could aid your pitiable grammar, yet you still can't use them in the right contexts. your punctuation is terrible too!

illiterate, 'epistle' is simply a ' letter' and that's not what we're doing now. i'm schooling you!

and what the fvck is 'inone'? where exactly did you pull that from? chai! iberibe.

Dictionary?...how silly of me to go flipping pages of dictionary to find words to use against someone not worth it...stop giving urself false hope hun...u are worthless to me...

Let's strike a deal...i am not a call girl so it's late for a tiny teenager like me to keep late night...i will mention u tomorrow morning and we will start from there...inugo?

I know u must be wanking ur brain out of this little attention u gat from me...i know that feeling

Nighty...

FTBOY:
[s]who's your 'hun'? don't make me ask amadioha to descend on your little bag of bones this night. look at this tattered, village amateur trying to take a shot at me because i've been giving her the soft landings.

like i told you before, you're too dumb to engage me...i've dealt with fools 10 times bigger than you.

thank me later for the corrections. illiterate!

Bla...bla...bla...

U disappointed me sha...why was this epistle laconic?dont be inone!

U are such a loony and i must confess those words are giving me loads of orgasm....heheheh

FTBOY:
yes, it's a great achievement if compared to what you've achieved yourself.

for one, you're not better than the worst girl we've advertised and fvcked on my thread. you're a poor, helpless teenager from the slums of anambra that still feeds from her parents. i learned you borrowed clothes from your friends to pose for pictures during the last miss nairaland...and what a shame you couldn't even make it to the finals despite all the campaigns and pleas for votes.

you're too bony and malnourished to have sex have sex appeal...no wonder you're still a virgin sucking on cucumbers.
no man likes a toothpick.

Thats so sweet of you...i am not suprised tho cos i expect all this bumkum from u...u can do better than this hun...i want to feel sorry for myself hun...try harder....u are getting there....

Waiting pariently for ur next epistle...

FTBOY:
tamuno!

this kid must be feeling like a heroine because i chose to ignore her childish tantrums. look... i'm an overmatch for you, and you would need to defeat JAMB first to stand a chance.

you're too small, too dumb, too uneducated and too stupid to engage me in an e-banter.

why would i take glory in shellacking a malnourished minor that probably doesn't know the right time to change her panties?

kindly pack yourself out of my way and go look for your mates before i make you cry.

ain't bluffing...you better ask about me.+

Hnmmm...*nods my head with an evil smile*..u are damn good...

Even with ur masters,what have u achieved?...creating a asshawo bear parlour thread is ur greatest achievement in ur misserable life...u aint ashamed of urself!..ur mates are busy creating a beautiful image and achieving great fit but u are here claiming grandpa but achieved nothing!

F◐◐l

FTBOY:
did you read my last comment? i said i'm done joking with you...

Like it added anything meaningful to my life...had enof of my attention?...pheeeeew!

Cowarrd!

FTBOY:
dem dey worry you?

seek attention from you? chai! see insult. i don't blame you sha, na my fault.

oya, run along...play time's over.

U can now crawl back to d hole u came out from...i never knew i was even chatting with an imbec.il..just take a look at ur siggy..now i know u aint normal...onye ara

FTBOY:
what is that smiley for? is that the best way to express your emotions? hit your head on the wall next time and show me pinshures.

teenager.

Well...lemme say i gat time to spare tonight for a d1ck head...although i know u love the attention u are getting from me...atleast one of your dream have been finally fulfilled...ezi

FTBOY:
we shall stop addressing you as a teen when you stop reasoning as one. amakiri mafu gi ebea!

Onye efulefu...learn to mind ur business...anumanu!

Smellymouth:
Hehehehehe... Akant wait to see ya..

Bia, you still have my number right?

Yea...i know u kant wait for ur head to be broken...

Nah i dont...i changed my number too with my phone...

FTBOY:
an eyewitness is giving a firsthand account of islamic terrorist attacks going on in the north and you, an 18-year-old teenager in anambra, feel you know better.

you deserve koboko.

I dunno why u guys are so obsess with me being a teen?...u just cant make a complete sentence without fixing it in...i'm sorry gramdpa...go look for ur mate and leave me alone...ewu!

Boxer007:
Hater

Lover!

U are gay?

Smellymouth:
Ayam truly sorry. How do I make it up to you?

Just give me direction...ayam coming to warri first tin tomorrow morning...

Ayam waiting...

FTBOY:
see her mouth...

like she was there.

U nko...were u there?

Smellymouth:
What reason? . I didn't do it well?

Do wetin well?

After getting ready for a sweet jollof,u come and disappoint me...

Smellymouth:
Sorry Ada. Don't be vexed.

Remember i once told u i am gonna break ur head someday...u remember?

And it was for a particular reason...and i will do it!

Smellymouth:
I fuvked up kwa? Who did I fuvk? :oo

Oya draw closer, I wana tell you some stuffs.

Go joor!...u didnt even ask of me maka adirom important okwaya...adirom happy,eziokwu niile

Smellymouth:
Had issues with ma phone.
Ke kwanu?

I'm not fine...u fvcked up big time...infact ayam vexing for u more than i vex before

Smellymouth:
Hahahh. You wan dash her your own?
Which one I go touch?

Smello...what happened?

So sad....but where is d image?

Hnmmm...this one pass me...lets wait for the elders

Oyinbo can joke with everything...and funny enough their wild animals mostly cooperate with them...


Nigeria's wild animals no just get joy!

Learnt that already from experience...ladies,work for your money and watch d guys admire u!



#Teambosslady!

Beautiful kids...may their lovely soul rest in peace..

Pheeeeew!...just negodu the type of leaders we have...this is what they know best...ndi iberibe

Mizk:
whats the point serving a fatherland that cant protect you, now they'll leave him to his fate, no intervention or whatever, just because of useless NYSC

those uneducated religious extremists are savages, they should be treated like animals because they ain't human, they just assume that thier way of life is the only way of life, and everyone not living like them deserves to die

if this news is true then i wonder what tomorrow would bring, they're becoming more beastly everyday

Easy!....ur blood too dey hot

That wasnt d reason he lost a finger...hungry bloggers are at it again...they encounterd some men of d underworl so unfortunately he lost a finger and some bloodly cut on his head..

A loyal zombie...

Hiliarous...

Although kemen would have been the best to be used in the advert...just my thought tho

seunlayi:
Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes... -1vote = 30naira... -11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million... -And the winner goes home with 25Million... -Voters stays at home without shi shi... Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in South Africa, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money. # Now here is the PrayerPoint for today My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now Oya Everybody begin to pray.What nonsense!!!!!!

Pls stop...it's stale already

This is what we call social media suicide...if u wanna commit suicide why not commit suicide silently?


Thank God he was rescued tho...the family and love ones could have bear the pain...

RoyalBlak007:
♤Now am jealous

[color=Purple]♤thank you for being 'truthful'[/color] .....,,

Thanks for believing me....u are such a darl....

RoyalBlak007:
♤Let the

[color=Purple]♤.Lies begin [/color] .....,,

Me self i hardly step out of my house because the multitude that follows me back home is uncountable...i'm sewious!