₦airaland Forum

deemdeem:
Fool, next time u have to qoute me, make sure u have something sensible to say. Focus on issue at stake and stop holding on straws.

Spawn of the accursed

deemdeem:
[b]
Actually u should put ur brain to work the more. He provided an affidavit that explains where his certificate is. The law also covers that.
What are u saying about the F9 in math stuff? It doesn't make sense.
There is no propaganda anywhere, it's only a product of what ur warped brains conceived.
Asking me if my certificate is with my employer is a foolish question because what the General told us was immediately when he was booted out of power, the military authority came into his house and ransacked it. Among what was taken from his house is his certificate.
Has the military ever denied that his house was ransacked?
Has the military ever presented what was taken from his house and stated that the certificates aren't among?
The General was perfectly right to have stated that the military is with it because they took it against his will.
Continue to deceive ursef and ur kind about a dead issue. Even the miserable AIT and NTa who were busy dishing out these lies before now have started changing their story.[/b]

I seriously think you were dropped on the head whilst at infancy. What is your problem with all the rants and abuses in all your responses on NL? If you were brought up like that don't come and expose your upbringing...or lack of thereof here. If you dont have the ability to be civil why dont you keep your opinions to yourself?

jessiecah:
Hmmm, guy calm down with all these your abusive words, ah ahn. Must you be this insultive to prove your point?

babe take time to read through all the guys postings all he does is rant and abuse people in trying to get his point across. By their fruits you shall know them kind of thing here.

Nashoji:
taaaaa, shut up jor. which Lagos are you talking about? the one I live in Nigeria or Lagos in Portugal? why are you trying so hard to lie to yourself?

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”. Albert Einstein

Suspect33:
Yea.. Dere was a change of weather in kano dat day, like harmattan was abt coming.... Bt today sun na die.... The sun fit boil yam in two minutes

Na him be say the weather don wise up be dat.

Orikinla:
Early in January 2015 before Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd), the presidential flag bearer of main opposition party, All Progressives Congress (APC) came to Lagos for his presidential campaign; I had a dream and saw a hand giving him a new belt to replace his old belt. Then I saw many soldiers on the streets of Lagos. I shared this dream with Mallam Garba Shehu, Director of Media and Publicity of the APC Presidential Campaign Organization and Chief Chukwuemeka Eze, Senior Special Aide on Media and Public Affairs to the State Chairman of APC, Rivers State chapter, because I have been communicating with two of them since my endorsement of Buhari as the most qualified to become the new President of Nigeria. And my popular Nigerians Report Online made this endorsement official with a header banner of Buhari and the raison d'être of the endorsement on the front page of the website.
~ From my new book on The Victory of Muhammadu Buhari and the Nigerian Dream:
My Testimony on the 2015 Presidential Election

How did he hold his shokoto in between belt changes? BTW that man no be agbada him dey always wear? Of what use is the belt?

all4gud:
Na joblessness cause all these.

Naa bruv you got it wrong, na these be the cause for joblessness

mikeczay:
i swear to God, i saw it. googled it instantly. it was called moon halo

Google didnt mention about it being a sign associated with you know who? How could they omit the very reason for the moon halo? Or eye of rah preferably?

It's becoming more glaring why alot of Nigerians are unemployable God were really in trouble in this country.

john4reala:
I board bike, I tell the Hausa guy.
"Sai Buhari" he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.
After I go Mai suya, I ordered for suya. I tell am
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money. I was very happy.
After the Hausa guy polished my shoes. I said Sai
Buhari.. He replied by gnashing his teeth... Sai
Baba.
He said : ma aboki leave money... I smiled
Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he say
"Confidence leave money".... WhaooO!!!
Seems it's working........I am getting things free
just by saying Sai Baba or Sai Buhari
I can't wait to go to this my Hausa car dealer in
Ondo tomorrow and do the same thing to get a
free Jeep or maybe toyota Venza from him too.

Nobody stocks Bugattis? If I were you that'll be my target. Tell them to allow you reach the hate then say your usual magic spell.

contactmorak:
I think more ppl av been talking abt this abeokuta change of weather

Maybe his ancestors are really from abeokuta

hensben:
He should go fvk himself for all I care...Pdp go Sidon cook up lies then adult go dey believe them..smh

Firstly you seriously should consider avoiding profanity. You raised an issue, a view was expressed, the reasonable thing would be been to counter it with probable reason not come up here and throw baseless tantrums with swear words. I think it's rather unbecoming of you, but then again...

hensben:
So Buhari should show you his certificate, who are you btw..

He is a citizen of the country Buhari says he wants to serve and is very much by all ramifications entitled to request the certificate be shown.

Dont get it twisted.

Idrismusty97:
This is just saddening, how the military have been politicized to demean an innocent man . And people are cerebrating the morôn just because he conceded defeats, like he have freaking choice! In all his 6 years in office the only good thing he did was conceding defeats. Great! Why don't you go make a freaking statue of him!

Two questions pls if I may.
1. Was this story sourced from the army itself?
2. Where is the certificate they say they have? Showing us this would really shut us up on the issue. Seriously would you hire someone to work in your own company and allow him serve you this much stories regarding proof of his qualification?

I know humans are creatures of emotions but seriously this is really giving me cause for concern. Is this the way people I meet on the road think? What is this?

deemdeem:
So many fools believe the General has no certificate but also constantly reminds us that he has F9 in maths.
These lots are senselessly deranged.

Calm down Mr. Oga must you resort to insults in an effort to get your point across?

Did/Has the man provide his certificate in question? No

The F9 in math was one among several points used in highlighting the "fakeness" of the certificate presented prior.

@op the propaganda on this certificate thing! Only God will deliver us on the issue. Seriously how difficult can it possibly be to present it?
About the Nigerian army having it, seriously is your own certificate in the possesion of your employer?
smh

unveil:
Are you a Nigerian parent? Please Please Please stop destroying the future of your children in the name of "African Culture".

Again and again I am seeing the outcome of our parents’ overly strict, utterly abusive and insanely oppressive parenting style all around me. 10 - 20 violent lashes, the scolding, ‘shut up when your elders are talking’, 1 2 3 knocks on the head for not walking fast enough zero encouragement and the ultimate esteem killer – constant berating in front of friends. This continues from age 3 well into the formative years then finally into teenage life and at this point the entire prospects and potential is destroyed to pieces.

A few years down the line the kids grow into youth, youths with zero self-esteem, confidence and worth. Worthless to the society in where they live and even more useless to the organization they find themselves. They struggle in the workplace to meet up with their peers who had parents that encouraged speaking out, questioning, probing, confronting authority, being inquisitive and adventurous all within a less practiced practice of ‘beastic discipline’.

You will never find such docile employees at the top of the career pyramid, they really never make it that far, because the higher you go the more expressive and bold you are expected to be.
If you are observant enough and go head to track these unfortunate lot (which by the way makes up about 90% of the youth population) you see them finally morphing into:
1. Depressed dads who beat, threaten and god over their wives
2. Viciously vile moms who only know how to whip death into child slaves
If you are a young Nigerian boy or girl working in a renowned multinational but harboring the following attributes (which sometimes appear in yearly appraisal feedback):
• He is always shy to contribute in group conversations neither does he strive to participate in off group activities
• He never questions his superiors
• He is neither innovative nor assertive
• He is hopelessly docile and subservient (not good for 21st century corporate world)
• He has low energy and is never disciplined with time.
• He is overtly superstitious
• Limited cognition

You need to first recognize all those early years of abuse by your parents have dire consequences; you may be able to cram your way into big league firms but remaining relevant would require a total personality transplant.

Borders around the type of things my landlady would like to be exhibited by tenants cos of her age. she hates me to bits cos i dont agree to that sort of nonsense. respect begets respect no doubt but cross the line ill just walk out on you or drop the phone, if she talks nonsense i answer am sharperly, when she starts to curse her children not me i leave her talking to herself that kind thing dey pain the woman die. silly old hag. Glad i didnt fall under this category growing up. Naija parents things were present no doubt, but youll be amazed what a bit of boarding school does to ones psyche! Glad were living in more exposed times where we dont get to raise our children to end up like that!

xandy84:
I believe it way too early to judge Buhari because he has yet to start his government but on a lighter note, i believe he has made promises he can"t fulfill 20 years to come.. Paying unemployed graduate in this period of economy meltdown is not feasible. Making naira equal to dollar is the most stupid thing he can ever think about because that alone is going to make the economy crumble.. How many exportable commodities do we have to support such high value currency? Even China is devaluing her currency to make export favourable.

At bolded, where then do you place the solving the global crude oil price crash remark?

abduljabbar4:
I voted Buhari because I expect him to end corruption and provide jobs but his promises are ridiculous. Haba! World oil price, 1 dollar equal to 1 naira even Nelson Mandela cannot do that here in Nigeria. I just hope he does what I voted him to do

...and that the email i got from the son of the former chairman of central bank of Zimbabwe where one of the farmers who ran from the country forgot 350,000USD in his fathers custody and was on board the germanwings aircraft that crashed and they need my account details so they can transfer the money to it must be true...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUncc8LG4Cc


First interview after election mixtape has started to play!

PassingShot:
You are not clever at all. I thought it was the electioneering period that blinded people like you to believe all the lies and propaganda of PDP but now it appears that many of you have comprehension problem.

To help your ignorance, here is a link to the news as reported by Vanguard. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/ill-make-naira-equal-in-value-to-dollar-says-buhari/

Read it and tell me where GMB said he will make 1 naira equal 1 dollar.

Please all these people saying Baba-72 never said he would make 1Naira equivqlent to 1Dollar please what exactly did he mean when he said would "make the Naira equal in value to the Naira"? please i need this explained.

Thanks

nmadu1:
I tink say na only my own o,she go even tell me say super sport go show replay

Actually she get valid point, lol

dancok:
what drive? is it sexu.al drive?

you dey ask? before nko wetin e for be?

Reaper231:
As for mine; LIES! LIE!! LIES
That moment wen a girl lies so mcu she like "bae sometimes I don't even know y I lie ohhh..."

Guy this problem...you go need reach village o. This one no be matter wey dem dey settle for town

Venom104:
So smart she'll be able to hide your body after she kills you... better run

ROTFLMAO!

Ahmeduana:
OLD BOY NA MAMI-WATER BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

i swear

Skoopy:
Mine won't let me enjoy my DSTV subscription, not even to watch football my favorite. She is always in control of the remote watching programs like.. JERRY SPRINGER SHOW, BAGGAGE, KILLER KARAOKE.. I don suffer....

lol KILLER KARAOKE
Guy!

i still dey laugh and dstv don increase subscription rate...you dey pay for killer karaoke. warn that girl seriously which kind joke be dis?
abeg which station dem dey show this killer karaoke and time? cos of you two im never quarreling with my babe again!

iphanyiuma:
Ahhhh they plenty ooo....she like to bleep like its food inface she has bleeped all my friends so what we have now is just FWB...she's smokes like fork!!! Especially when she inhales it and make that whistle sound like an agbero, her brand is star I Also tell her to go for feminine stuff like smirnoff, and when you see her you'll think she's an angel with her cute eyes and big tittiess...and lastly she doesn't moan during sex makes me feel like am bleeping a dude....

Keyword: girlfriend not opio

Yaksson:
hmmmm sorry she aint ur girl, she is having many men in her life

Oh God! why you tell am na? sebi you saw everyone leaving him to his disillusion? i dont like it o

rsleeky:
He's got ego n gets angry @ tinz u least expected......but I love him scatter

Babe this your declaration of love is something else, i dey go para for my babe now now she has to declare like this for me too o. lol.

hfinest1:
my gf has an habit dat rilly annoys me, she doesn't reply sms and she always wait for me to text first, if at all she'll reply... n she always reply a 3-line chat with k or kk..... I hate dat shit enh! wish Buhari would ban d use of k or kk

Not only ban the use of k or kk Buhari will also help you give her money to fix her hair, Buhari will help you climb her, Buhari will even help you marry her. Guy if you dont have the ability to handle your relationship what are you even doing in one sef? With what you wrote im not surprised the girl behaves like this towards you. Trust me that girls dumping you sooner than youd expect, make we bet am!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUncc8LG4Cc

This is Buharis first interview with the BBC after winning the election. Seems its mixed tape the man is playing now o.