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DonaldGenes:
Reading Pat's tweet with a hidden Cane behind my back*

*snatches cane from DonaldGenes and begins to whip Pat seriously and mercilessly asking him "does this look like AY live show at Muson center? Were talking about genocide you say na joke him dey joke, me sef na joke i dey joke with this cane na"*

*In Oba Akinolus voice and spirit*

So you went to sing at the experience?

I told you not to marry that yeye boy you still went ahead.

By the way what tribe are you?

You have offended me three times

*meanwhile Pat Utomi dey wan corner drink in hand laughing seriously saying "This oba is too funny i swear"

babe i just hope say you don arrange life jacket?

So if you and Oba usually joke does he know the rest of us that he should be joking with that kind of nonsense with us? Abi when he asked you to return the land jokingly as you said did he threaten your life? So because he jokes with you the Oba is now a joker? Is he basketmouth or Alibaba abi what is this man saying sef?

I don dey doubt this man, seems theyre trying to use him for damage control even against his own people.

Albino

Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] If only this condemnation had been swift in the first place,perhaps things might have been different for Ambode....But we think this is a belated reaction when you look at the excessive clamour and umbrage against Akiolu even newspapers,radio-shows,TV programmes all have picked on this development and most will be keen to see how it ends..Will there be voter backlash against Ambode? Will there be reprisal killings or arson btw both tribes?? What steps can be done to avoid it and Can Lagos survive the ordeal??.....what about thieffnubu? What's his take? [/color]

Join us next for the concluding episode of "How moronic can a king be?*

dlux:
One thing people need to understand is the Igbos are like the Jews. Successful in everything & survive any attack. Do they attack yoruba, hausas or non-igbos on their soil for nothing? Live & let live. Basket mouth abeg pass me 6live Jackets cos my entire house hold is voting agbaje hehehehe

Oba is Adolf Hitler only not half one billionth as intelligent then. * jumps queue grabs one life jacket*

kindnyce:
ABEG LEAVE KABIYESI ALONE

IT WAS A SLIP OF TONGUE....

Flip of the brain more like

searider:
Lol...it is only an insensitive clod that will not heed to corrections. No man is perfect.

#now playing human-being by 2face and m.I)

Lol you couldn't have said it better bruv.

doris4u:
I hope u know dis post of urs will cause trouble, or did u post it intentional.Oba is threatening Igbo's regarding election and ur here trying to make comparism.nothing gud will come out of dis.pls delete this thread

2nd warning

irunoobo:
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IF I WERE BUHARI I WILL MARGINALIZE THOSE IGBOS AND STARVE THEM OF FEDERAL PRESENCE FOR 4 YEARS. VERY HATEFUL TRIBE THAT WON'T FORGET THE PAST AND EMBRACE UNITY[/size]

You know one of several things that scares me about you? The way you use large fonts and color to call attention to your absolute and arrant level of stewpidity all over NL! Its bad enough in between your ears plays host to a vacuum but why for the love of God do you have to call peoples attention to it? It is totally uncanny the way the thing does you. Who did this to you?

UncleJudax:
You don't have to hate them. Pray to Gee Oh Dee, make him change your situation.
Btw, it is boast not boost #fact

Even God himself has said he cannot change the situation of a people if they first cannot change their thinking...
What does this tell you?

Orijin

Orijin

Orijin

How many times i call your name? Delete this post till after elections. wetin you wan start i no go fit help you with any legal advice when gbege drop. close this post and return to the unilorin one jeje.

ayophil25:
Baba wetin u dey talk nah

I bow o

Orijin101:
baba, so na so dem dey punish una for unilorin ?

Dem send you a whole undergrad to go pick dirt around school, you still dey ask jamb question?

lol i know say na the dehydration part fear you pass.

searider:
...And when you confront them about poor command of the English language; their defence will always be "English is not my mother tongue"

Come to think of it, my dad learnt the English Language reading Michael West dictionary. Those days, there were a lot of bottle-necks learning the language but I will tell you that even at his old age; he still has a better grip of it.

#reading through to see if I have sentenced english to death#

Dude don't stir the hornets nest please i beg of you. You're talking about the murder of the English language here? Tried it some time back when some nut job made a blunder, which for the life of me i cant be grateful enough to God that its off my memory, finally! In trying to correct him he actually went further to justify his waste of space in a seeming belief to himself that he was actually correct! Got all sorts including one of kind saying "you sucks"

You've been warned! lol

cc: @fpeter

Orijin101:
omo, i late sha

you came late to unilorin?
oya go outside and kneel down on the field and raise up your hands
*Meanwhile ilorin sun they shine like mad, you go dehydrate all the orijin wey dey your body today*

wakacome:
Am sure you are having a serious relationship with foolishness....Can you allow someone to wish for the death of your father??.......are you GOD??are you the one that want to kill him??some of you kids will just come on the internet to display your stupidity and feel you are safe since this is a faceless forum,trust me this forum is not as faceless as you might think!!!!better watch your dirty dustbin you call mouth...people like you are hopeless pigs and nothing in real life but you come here on nairaland to display your stupidity... omo ale jati jati....[/b]

Can you allow someone to wish for the death of your father??.......are you GOD?

Seriously? Hes only wishing. Can you compare a wish on an individual, oba or not to an actual threat on an entire tribe in a state? Or you dont believe some of the people oba threatened are also fathers to people?

Chibuhealth:
If you think school is easy, come Uniben. Its everywhere

guy bone uniben lecturer fit ask student to begin pick dirty for campus?

irunoobo:



I don't know why the igbos are hell bent on disobeying this Great king. They should remember that he who the gods want to kill will first run mad. Igbos should be grateful to the Yoruba for accomodating them and their businesses. They should not take our silence for cowardice. Be warned

so youre technically saying since you and the oba are both exhibiting manic tendencies we should expect further news from the gods?

...makes sense

For not being Muslim by people who are with a religion of peace

silverprince413:
This man should go and sit down


He can't change anything..

Why you no tell ur self about your building collapse that ended innocent peoples lives

He didnt see that one coming lol

halix239:
like i said earlier, GOOGLE is ur friend, go make research before spewing rubbish

OK to put it simply since youre so thick

I asked for what he achieved since 1985 (30 years ago) when he left office

Name one single thing he has achieved. Just one

The refineries you claim happened when he was still in power.

Just like Jamb becomes irrelevant when you become an undergrad assuming youre schooled.

Life is in stages

What has he done even if its to send one small boy outside his family to school in 30years?

One

One thing.

Not abuse. I know youre a subject of your environment so i wont blame you for this

But name one thing...just one.

Azo:
Haba u guys shld stop all these lies now. The western superpower are feeding everyone lies and you keep adding tourselves to those that believe the lies. Have tou seen the front page of the Economist 2015 edition? Try check it out and stop vilifying Islam. Islam is nothing but a religion of peace.

Im watching CNN now all im seeing is ISIS, Al Shabaab thankfully no Boko Haram maybe because their brother has won the election meanwhile

Trapped by ISIS refugees plea for help in Syria.
Post ISIS Mayhem grips Tikrit
They havent started talking about Kenya o and youre telling me this is a religion of peace?
When it becomes that of war what will now happen?

Then that story youre giving about the western superpowers feeding people lies thats very lame of you sir. Why do you say such things? Lets not even go too far, on the Boko Haram issue its the west abi?

Mutallab wey put bomb for pant its the west too? That one his father even went as far as reporting him to the embassies due to his extremism guess that makes his father the west abi?

See its cos of statements like these terrorism will always continue to thrive, make no mistakes about it. i have friends who are muslims and they can only be my friends cos they think properly. so this must mean i dont have a blanket hatred for muslims. What i do hate is how till date not one Islamic cleric or group stands up to condemn these acts instead a lot of them just like you would want to blame a fictitious west. Making it possible for devious ones in your midst to carry out their atrocious acts. Then come out and say people who do these things are not muslims blah blah blah. Islam is a religion of peace. An adage says if you dip one finger in oil all the fingers get stained. The school in Kenya where people who could not recite the Quran were killed na western superpower to what purpose i ask? Dont come and tell me one story from the economist which was probably printed to maintain peace at some level.

Deal with the extremists in your midst and stop lying on the west oga

CyberWolf:
..You will not understand sha..The whole thing was complicated.

i dont want to understand anything just promise me such will never happen again. oya promise

halix239:
u re a fool, GOOGLE is ur friend, the three refineries u re enjoying wu built it, idiat

Relax i know you have the uncontrollable urge to spew insults. Now go back and read what i asked again this time slowly. Then try again.Tthis time be sure you understand what was asked please people from different parts of the world see this.

vivaciousvivi:
U sir, are not very wise.

Would you care to enlighten us on how you came to this assertion ma?

sameer1212:
Mr ITK, what's wrong with the guy English? Mtcheewww....u sucks.

The correct thing is u suck. No need for the extra s. Thank you

Keegan:
People were killed in the north in 2011 fools blame it on GMB as if he gave them order to kill, yet 3 apc supporters were kill in Rivers State by pdp thugs on election day and 7 some days after by the same pdp thugs, surprisingly nobody blame clueless gej for it.

At what point did you hear GEJ give instructions that if anything contrary to what he wanted happened people should be killed? before you ask your own take
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePJSywwVWZM&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DePJSywwVWZM&has_verified=1

Keegan:
I can see you're everywhere crying, ah were, o se fun e, o ni bo nibe! Gej is a failure, a curse to the nation. Thank God we got rid of him.

Oloriburuku ki lo fa osi fun e? Did i talk to you that you find it within yourself to insult yourself? Ko ni daa fun e, oloshi, omo oshi. Instead of you to crawl back where you came out from as you have no valid points to make you sef dey talk, like you understand what youre saying. eranko oshi

aristodavid:
That number five laff me dhieeeee! They will just stop talking and be moping at you.
Lemme tell you,inside their mind,they're insulting you for being slow and daft.

Well just last two days a female friend(very platonic o) came visiting,we were chatting while I was going through her fone. After some time she stopped talking o,I looked up to see her staring at me. 'Hmmmm' I thought to myself,I just ignored her till I saw her glancing at the locked door and then I knew her game was up. Long story short...we banged!

sharp guy! i dey feel your action die! thumbs up bro

CyberWolf:
I went to visit a girl one day but her friend was around. This girl gave most of this green lights you highlighted but I was just confused . I wanted to make a move on her when it was obvious but from the body language of her friend,she also wanted the same thing. I've known this girl for more than 6 months but that's the first day I met her friend..Was that a test or what?

Test fire they wanted a party and you slacked ol boy your gist go don go round say you no get action! You dey there they look for test. test ko exam ni.
choi this guy!

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

This guy ehn! which kind some text missing?
Guy find the text i no wan hear story wetin dey do you?