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[quote author=bigclem22 post=37798266]Liabilty girls everywere in town, God help guys, the only thing they have to offer is sex. [/quote

*jumps up from seat* thas all! only sex!

tolzy90:
Cost

Ladies' handbag - 7k
Men's wallet - N700

Ladies' fixing of hair - 5k
Men's haircut - N200

Ladies' fixing of nails - 1k
Men's Blade - N10

Ladies' Bra - 1.5k
Men's singlet - N300

Set of G-string - 1.5k
Men's boxers - N300

Ladies' make-over kit - 10k
Men's handkerchief - N50

Time

Men's spent time to dress up - 20mins
Ladies' spent time to dress up - 1:30mins

Men's time to get haircut - 30mins
Ladies' time to get hair fixed - 2days

Bonus

How many barbers needed 2 cut Men's hair - 1
How many hairstylists needed 2 make ladies hair - 3

Meanwhile next year dem go tell you say that type bag no dey in vogue again, meanwhile guy still dey rock him wallet steady.

The hair after two weeks dem go lose am if not na so dem go dey beat the head like say something else don enter the matter. The akpuruka ones go leave am for longer the thing go come begin smell *covers nose*

Women are just wasteful

drnelson:
come see another pic i took when i was catching inter-city train in india. they have this is most of their big cities.

come say something silly like na airport be everything

If these people worship cow that i eat everyday i swear to God let them build airport up in uranus (all pun intended) i wont give two spoons. Continue working at the airport i honestly cannot be bothered.

If not for when Arik delays my flight airport be hotel abi holiday resort wey i suppose go lodge ni?

BTW how come its only airport photos you have immigration no gree you pass ni?

drnelson:
well don.

you are making us proud. in stupidity.

oga control yourself im totally entitled to my opinion? Which Wisdom are you claiming? Indians dont revere cows or you dont eat ponmo shaki, bokoto abodi and things?

You just come here and spew rubbish cos you have data from loading N200 credit on your phone.

control yourself o

Youve been advised

ManTiger:
That guy is a certified demented fool, trust me, you can't match his foolishness, i'll suggest you just let him be.

If youre from india is it true your people said a mans sisters are to be raped because he married someone of a greater caste than his? And im the foolish one? Your peoples thinking already speaks for you, oloriburuku.

All these people putting picture of fine airport na una i sorry for pass. You think its by fine airport?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/11832399/Indian-sisters-to-be-raped-as-punishment-for-brother-eloping.html

ManTiger:
That guy is a certified demented fool, trust me, you can't match his foolishness, i'll suggest you just let him be.

Oga psychiatrist how did you come to this conclusion please? It would really help you to answer this as logically as possible. Thank you

Yeyeosha:
India is the dirtiest country that I've ever visited.
Check out lakshmi nagar sarojuni market, computer village.Muslim quarters, under their bridges or any available space is occupied with destitutes.
Bola dump site is better. Check out even vasant kunj all in Delhi you will puke. Their communal areas , they live with cows.419niers in nig is equavalent to wasc holder in Indian version.
Even their eateries God it's something else.
Nigeria is a beautiful country.
We have lots of economic growth.
Why did he come to Nigeria if not for economic interest?
We should try to look beyond our warped mind about our country and ask ourselves that despite all castigation why are they still coming to Nigeria? What's the attraction?
God bless Nigeria my country.

Wa gbaayi omo luabi. where that guy wey dey support Indians for here?
People dey see cow as sacred, what wont dey sey?

In fact i don vex, no more chicken this year again no so so cow meat i go dey chop from now.
yeye people

Abagworo:
Based on pictures I've seen and news emanating from India, it is the dirtiest and most unlivable place in the world. Only Americans, Europeans and couple of other Nationals like Singapore, Japan and China can write thrash about Nigeria because they are better off but not hungry tiny d*cked Indians.

Thank you very much o jare. Na so so curry dem sabi chop this one is coming here to write rubbish about Nigeria. Slumdog millionaire

drnelson:
do you know that Indians buy most of our crude oil?

Is this the guy responsible for the purchases?

Seriously have you ever carried out a transaction with these guys before?

i no blame anybody but everyone posting on this topic.

Consider the following
1. Indians are very stingy.
2. If person call you say buy something when youre coming and you have indian blood what would your likely answer be?

Ive heard someone tell his babe they did not open shoprite on a saturday afternoon before so tell me who is worse?

Meanwhile nobody wey no dey use format similar to this when broke.

Tried selling a fridge to an indian once, dude broke the fridge cost down to the components and asked why he should now pay a 5k difference?
Why evils?

Im not racist o but business with indians? Fogerit mehn. you go short.
We fit play laugh chop curry rice together (all man go pay for himself) but once money enter the jist, im out the door

IVORY2009:
These is a very strong allegation, coming frm the federal goverment, I wait for a representation of the civil service to respond to dis.

What are they responding to? Who voted him in?

Icudkill:
Why do pple always fault ingenuity and lacklustre in a relationship on the guy. Like the guy is a puppet master cursed to perform to the awe of the girl, who feels her job is to be just an audience. just to sit, watch and be entertained.

Same for sex, guy fvcks and fvcks and girl lies down waiting for an orgasm.

It irritates me, and personally i roll with females who make me laugh, as do i. And fvck me well, as do i.

Wasnt born to be your muse :/

Probably the only time ill ever say this on NL
a million likes for this post.

If you just read this, go and think about this

AderibigbeAAA:
Any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn and most fools do. But it takes character and self- control to be understanding and forgiving.

Dale Carnegie

Good night NL

Come back here dont goodnight anything and stop quoting what is beyond your understanding.

Simple question how can you say gold plated and gold are the same thing youre quoting all sorts of rubbish without justifying your claim.

Alfa olodo

Unionised:
Me thinks you protest too much.

If you cannot maintain the spice in your relationship, be a man, don't blame the lady.

Wake up!

Did i not say it?
i knew you had nothing to offer.
No be only spice na macaroni

AderibigbeAAA:
Right .. The post was not on Muslim section and NL don't belong to Muslim.

Did I mention you in my Comment?
Wouldn't NL Muslims read and learn?
Must everything Muslim or Xtainity or Religion be posted on Religion section?

I will not use Foul and abusive language with you because only those who are not properly brought up, who lack moral and ethical reasoning will do such and that you have displayed who you are.

DONT DRINK IN A SILVER OR GOLDEN VESSELS AND DO NOT EAT IN PLATES MADE OF SUCH METAL"

if that what you can't read, think comprehend and relate with the Topic then you don't deserve my time.

Please don't quote me again.

Ive quoted you

This is the part where you set yourself on fire.

youre just ranting all over the place without clarifying the main issue and trying to make yourself sound like theres something between your two ears.

The haddith has said what it is you however cant process and comprehend simple english and apply wisdom to it.
Thats how you and your kind misconstrue the haddiths and Quran then come here to spew nonsense because your goatee is long and your trouser no gree touch ground you think youre now an authority on islamic matters.

AderibigbeAAA:
My Initial Comment was Explicit
You are meant to because you reply was totally uncalled for. if you don't understand the Hadith I quoted, you keep mute, (that if you are a Muslim)

if you not a Muslim, IT Simply Non of your business.

Look at the section the post was written, did you see only for Muslims there ? abi someone told you NL belongs to Muslims only.

Better respect yourself you hear? If you don't understand what the haddith says and how to imply simple knowledge from reading it shut the fvck up and stop trying to sound intelligent.

How gold plated and gold are the same na only you understand that one.

call your aunty in mushin that like gold and tell her what you just wrote here let her answer you.

Gold and gold plated is the same. olodo rabata

Unionised:
Children everywhere....

Forming 'authoritarian' and forming 'principled'.

What happens to being a real man, and showing her why you deserve all the attention.

You are deficient. Learn...

You sabi yarn dust see even ants dey commit with the dust.

Adult if what you said had any sense you would state categorically what you would do ... children everywhere.

What do you know about being a real man?

*Let's bet it There are only two possible things you'll do now
1. resort to insult
or
2. I don't have time to discuss with people like you.*

You want to show woman wey no send you again say you be real man.

Oya let's read how you're a real man what would you do?

AderibigbeAAA:
Can u eat with pure gold?
the cutlery are made from gold, therefore they are are good plated.

Go read my comment again..

You should read, think , and comprehend before replying comments

Your futile effort at trying to sound intelligent the cutlery are made from gold therefore they are good plated.

and I'm meant to go and read your comment again when better people have better comments for me to read?

your waka far, I swear

woky:
wht if she didn't check??

That could get you more furious becos it would seem to you that u just ended up fooling ur self

Guy God forbid it gets to this but if does and you're certain there's no quarrel
1. you shouldn't be eating that food
2. she shouldn't be sleeping in that house.

seriously send her out that very night. if she asks any question tell her to press her phone for answers

I don't know why you're stressing yourself about her pressing phone. Walahi you don't know how lucky you are. Sebi your own phone too get keypad? just wait till the day she needs money from you. corning gorilla go know say dem never design screen finish.

bone am

AderibigbeAAA:
Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Abi Laila:

........ I heard The Prophet (may peace be upon him) saying, "Do not wear silk or Dibaja, and do not drink in silver or golden vessels, and do not eat in plates of such metals, for such things are for the unbelievers in this worldly life and for us in the Hereafter."


Source: Sahih Al Bukhari.

una don start.
Gold plated is different from gold na. Even if so you think she'll now throw away all the cutlery in the house and start using these ones?

Hian.

Me I don't like people not being able to comprehend & reason with what they read before talking o

MadCow1:
Ghanaians are the cheapest people on earth. They probably plucked those flowers from somebody's fence without consent.


I am surprised they didn't offer our President Kenkey and Shito..



Buhari should stop visiting countries that we are richer than. Ghana has nothing to offer us apart from to beg us for money.

what of bag?
don't forget bag Ghana must go tinz

OrlandoOwoh:
Se eni fun ara yin ifunpa by l'ori oro Tinubu?

o sun mi o

Bajelo1:
God bless Gov. Wike and Rivers State. He is the people's Governor and a man of his word. No amount of cheap blackmail and propaganda against him shall succeed. His 100 days in office are remarkable and promising. Our courts are functioning now, operation keep moving very efficient, salaries paid, zero pothole at it's peak + enabling environment to do businesses. He is rapidly restoring Port Harcourt lost glory back on tract! Congratulation our action Governor. You've done so well within 100 days and we know you'll do more.

Finish!

You have said it all.

Amaechi in the words of your compatriot - go and die!

Kollyk11:
Just wanna know if it is possible for the father of the husband to re marry the mother of the wife if they are both single.matured advise pls.

Yes na in fact it is encouraged. Sebi they will do engagement too? so the engagement things will not be too much then the father will postrate for himself by himself amongst other things

donholy28:
Shouldn't it be Nigerians he should be telling this?

God bless you for this

Dr. 90210 be like "I'm a plastic surgeon not a miracle worker warris dis kwanu?"

E remain oshe omo ole for this flight then the air hostesses be like "I'm not feeling too well who will take my shift I'll do 5 of yours for this one?"

If Arik make mistake book me for this kain flight I'm suing the hell out of their lives. shet! Who fly this plane?

Pilot deserve award abeg.

lumzybo:
I guess u wanna hear words like Waoh!, congrats!, lucky you! Et al.

Smh.

Now that u posted this, how does this help the economic situation of Nigeria?

Some pix are just meant 4 u and ur family alone. This my broda, is 1 of such pix.

I must begin follow you nau nau nau

He was kinda cold inviting you

It was his wife that asked him to invite you

And you sef you want to go?

Think about the first two statements very well. If it's jollof rice that's giving you long throat just don't come back here and tell us it was only you that didn't get souvenir

For me my private joke when I see my ex with her husband I'm like you kiss her? lol my d!ck used to be in that mouth dude so how will I not burst into laughter through out the wedding? Some kind laugh cannot be held so I'll rather just pass before people start to think I'm nuts.