₦airaland Forum

favoremma:
Change is nt dat easy to get buh d président sud speeden up his polícies bcuz alot of pple masses are hungry n dying .

una never start Sebi na broom dem dey use cook ewedu? and when leaf stays long with soap it soon becomes soap. Oya na make una chop broom and no longer be hungry

VISTIN:
Rubbish!!!!!!!!!

Buhari brought constant electricity with body language?

No, it's Jonathan's promise made and fufilled.

APC used propoganda to keep Nigerians in darkness until they got what they wanted.

Anybody who says Buhari brought constant power is thinking from the ANUS. Simple

Wait na never follow dem argue.
Oya I don't have light since. Is it Olamide or lil kesh abi na p square that need to be summoned to Aso rock so Daura Du!!ard can learn more steps to make his body language bring back the electricity?

When they say Nigerian graduates are unemployable are they lying? When someone clearly without any form of anything is given credit for electricity improvement in the country it baffles me beyond reason.

Every Muslim supports this du!!ard because his one of their kind. it's the Christians that baffle me.

tartarus:
Nigerian men - over grown, low self esteemed babies!
An independent woman will always hurt a typical nigerian man's ego! Pathetic

YES and YES, I can marry a woman with those attributes, we'll build an empire together!

You think buying recharge card for OND 2 babe is the same thing as marrying a woman bah?

The issue here is not ego, it's how women can get when power enters their domain.

Nigerian woman borrows you 10k
The next day you give her 30k as normal dash
Third day of she comes to remind you of the 10k you borrowed, don't open mouth or try to understand Jack sh!t just know no be the same wiring una get.

Meanwhile which episode of empire are you on now?

ireneidiva:
Why should a jobless man even get married?

Time & tide my dear.
Time & tide. One policy from someone at the top and the seemingly employed guy is on the street.

Are you not in Nigeria?
Name one sector that boasts of job security today.

If he wasn't jobless when he got married it could still happen afterwards.
Bragging rights on employ no dey reign again o.

chichriso:
it is sin to do ''self service'' otherwise known as MASTURBATION, God frowns at it, therefore it is better that the couple stay together at all times to avoid the anger of God in such marriage .

So you believe the couple staying apart for some reason or the other prayed to be away from each other?

Who did this to you?

Corruption and the NNPC thing fall under one title
Electricity please dont say what you clearly do not know, it takes more than body language to turn on the lights

Bit of a rush will return to help you think straight.
However it takes lots more than this to move the country forward.

In terms of economic policies a big fat zero or even if youre not working are your parents not complaining more before giving you allowances?

I dey come

pretydiva:
Na intro b like traditional marriage so ...congrats 2 d couple

i bow o!
you took those words right off my keyboard

riversproperty:
Na who me I go ask now?

sorry i forgot to factor in you were just kidding and not really serious about your question.
My bad.

When its your time, please spare us, ok?

Blackfire:
we come in peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-jsMuEGqZ0

lexiconkabir:
i chose not to say anything anymore, cuz you aint objective in manner!

You werent saying anything oga, you were asking questions to justify the wrong things you had written earlier.

riversproperty:
You are correct in a way but 'm sure you will also agree with me that our love stories arn't always the same. I've read about a lady who turned his guy's proposal down because she claimed not being fully ready for such a huge commitment at that time.though she later confessed that she regretted it afterwards but the deed has been done.
Another instance was that the lady saw the setting and the way and manner the guy proposed as being whack and un befitting..lol

If you dont understand the psyche of the woman to an extent in the first place
Why should you be marrying her in the second place?

Blackfire:
Islam is a religion of peace

Yet they fail to look after even their kind?

lexiconkabir:
hmm, so much hate.

If you didnt resort to this or insults rather than answering the questions i had asked i would have been shocked beyond belief.
When you act like this, you only make me feel better knowing i was right all along and somewhere within you, you have acknowledged you had no basis trying to justify anything.

seunmsg:
It's really very silly for anybody to think the whole chibok girls kidnapping was just a political stunt. How on earth can parents of over 250 girls agree unanimously for politicians to use their daughters for political stunt? Those who still doubt the story based on ethnic and political sentiments have simply lost their sense of humanity.

Come Benin na, you go fear professional mourners hired just for funerals.
Chill on that basis abeg. This Nigeria. You need to understand the level of poverty were talking about here.

Someones child gets missing na 1Million to sonsole them by the state governor become the next best thing.
Really?

A childs mother.
1 million for your missing child?

Tah!

lexiconkabir:
i dont know about mutalab, but isis and b.h aint islamic.

No they are pursuing a Christian agenda

lexiconkabir:
just answer, are you sure no imam condemned the bokoharam thing even when they bombed many mosques too?

Yes im sure
oya begin ranting unfounded claims

lexiconkabir:
pls where did i say the "media"? i just gave the number refugees living in the arab countries which is far more greater than the refugees migrating to the west. as regard the bolded, are you sure about that?

If you were sure im certain you wont be asking. Afterall it didnt take my asking to come up with those statistics you started with, did it?

okedoyinolabisi:
failed marriages everywhere...... children from these broken homes will undergo serious trauma.....I really pity them

Nooo o not everywhere

Theres a particular region(&trybe) responsible for all the divorce cases in the country so please not everywhere

lexiconkabir:
pls where did i say the "media"? i just gave the number refugees living in the arab countries which is far more greater than the refugees migrating to the west.

you didnt say BH, mutalab or isis either but its there
long story short,you and other muslims should stop trying to justify fvck ups by muslims

Water...
In all its purity and healing powers blah blah blah
Kills when taken in excess.

So OP really what is your point?

Meanwhile is having wet dream too porn?
Does it have the same effect as the ones listed?

DrayZee:
So dullards...

Full circle dude...full circle.

lexiconkabir:
Op lets remember one fact, over 4 million Syrians are currently living in places like turkey(1.9m), lebanon, jordan(2.1) and other Middle East countries, hosting these refugees, while under 250000 are migrating to Europe, but this perspective is simply ignored by the indolent haters of Muslims and humanity.

Why are you doing this oga?
Before it used to be because the west controlled the media. Now theres Al jazeera where do these tales of yours gain ground?
Even in obvious and screaming failure you still find cause to justify failure.

This was how they denied muttalab pant bomber that it was the west trying to do blah blah blah thank God that ones father came out to say the truth if not God knows what they would have done.

When Boko Haram started they lied that it was people from the south going to the north to carry out the acts. Truth is obvious now nobody talk again.

No Imaam to condemn the Boko Haram thing.

Accept the truth and stop living in denial.

Youre only deceiving yourself when you speak like this.

I dont hate Muslims, Hell no it could happen to any of us being born into a muslim family and following the way our parents raised us.
What i dont like is how Muslims fail to accept responsibility for fvck ups from people within their folds.

he belief that every muslim is correct and its either the west or some other system trying to oppress the muslims is plain sickening.

This is it!

Crises in a muslim community and youre justifying what? Its only when it comes to waging Jihad and bombing them for drawings that all of you find cause to come together as righteous.

You keep speaking this way and you encourage wrong doing and that makes you just as sad a case. Seriously, why is anyone blaming europe for not opening its borders to them? A kid drowned in the sea yes my condolences, shopping mall in Kenya just for not being muslim how many children were killed?

Bombings all over Europe all in the name of God knows what it is...look let no Muslim come here and try to justify any stupid thing.

This is the type of ideal world BH and isis is hoping to achieve.

All of you and i mean every single one of you should bow you heads in pure and absolute shame!

Realisticman:
If they have such feelings for one another they would have stopped the war in the first place.
If not that it is part of the muslim's religious obligation to visit the Holy land if capable, I would have ruled out visiting that place in my life. If they could be doing this to those they share the same religion, same tribe and same geographical location with how about we the blacks who they consider as slaves? Arabs have disappointed me!

Your name
Your post
...i follow you henceforth.
Me i respect common sense

horpe132:
Abeg which of ur IGR in Edo State ??..........U people will just sit in front of a computer with free wi-fi and cook up stories........
......
....
.... I ask again which half of Edo State IGR is used for IDPs ?.............mtcheeww

Edo state...IGR?
this joke just chased sleep away from my eyes.

Wait someone actually mentioned Edo state with IGR in the same statement? Maybe it's another thing they mean by IGR you know how people are always coining acronyms these days.

LWKM

justwise:
Has he done his graduation ceremony?

no not yet sir, graduation ceremony is in late January

sod09:
BTWehich channel stream mojo

Hustler.
Now get it over with and allow people discuss better things.

PS happy self-service!ng

Sh!t just got real!

micklplus:
I quite understand what you are saying but the point going round isn't even about APC said, it about the the fact that Buhari said miracle would happen in 100 days.

I am sure you heard him in the video where he said " we should remove the 100 days"

Sometimes, the hype in the media is just sickening and we should be careful what we believe in the media.

Technically if what you say is the case, what then made people vote for Buhari?
Does this mean he came into the presidency with absolutely nothing to offer since it was his party making all the promises?

I clearly understand the muslims doing so
The fulanis and northerners well...
...but the rest of you, what was your cause?

Before the usual corruption blah blah blah talk, remember the following names, Tinubu, Amaechi, Atiku.

Im listening

phyllosilicate:
You didn't voted/supported Buhari why are you complaining?
As for me, I didn't support APC, but Buhari. And I am pleased with his work so far.

When he was still in CPC did you voted/supported Buhari then?

lordtosan:
is this keyamo a fool or a mad man?
The manifesto of APC on which platform Buhari contested is vicariously the manifesto of Buhari. Keyamo should be reminded we practise a multi-party system with each party having it's distinct manifesto implementable upon it's flag-bearer coming into power and not a zero-party system where each contestant has his own individual independent manifesto.

Are you minding the eediot?
Matter of fact he is both a fool and a mad man laced with idiocy.
Bombastic element.

whocanbewho:
this is the best advice so far. But I doubt the guy can man up to actually pull this off.

Its one of the challenges of falling in love. If only the guy go gree he will forever be better for it.

Milly02:
I caught my girl chatting on whatsapp and telling a guy that she loves him. she was even kind of saying it feels stupid to ask a guy out but that she just have to do it cause of the love she has for him.

Everyone her has asked you to run blah blah blah
You obviously still have feelings for the girl and this doesnt just turn off like a light switch.

The reality is you obviously cant continue loving this girl. Trust is gone.

However so that in two years time when you remember this relationship you feel good with yourself, heres what you do.

1. screen shot that conversation on whatsapp.
2. Call the girl (its taking a lot off of me not to call her stupid right now, i swear) hang out with her like normal and midway when she seems to be having fun. Tell her you really dont think you want to continue with her in the relationship.
3. Make sure its coming out of no where so she doesnt have anything to hold on to as a probable reason. Please please please do not confront her on the messages you saw like i said shes not particularly wise and would want to use that to feel cool with herself that youre jealous.
4. Dont insult or quarrel with her when you drop the bombshell, say it as calmly as when you say i like the dress youre wearing. She will enter a state of shock. when she starts to ask why? Let your mind go somewhere else. Give absolutely no response. She will begin to question herself and talk different things.

Two things are needed for this to work properly, make sure theres no issuee on ground so she doesnt see this coming, dont raise your voice or show any sign of stress in your delivery of the message. You must never ever show sign of anger. Best illustration, you know how you tell a girl youve had enough of to go? Thata what you want to do here.

Make sure the issue is not resolved on that day.

Give her like a week or two.

Two things will happen the quest to understand why youre doing this becomes the major thought process for her making her to think less of that other boy. Thoughts of you doing this will begin to make her realise you were actually a great guy.

Dont ask me why, look around and see why women still stick around with guys who are not very nice to them...or men love bitches. Its the same theory.

Note of warning though i really dont think you should continue planning to love the girl, the essence of this is to downgrade her to side chick (konji na bastard and you wouldnt like it coming with no where to...you know?) So you make her lose the boy, reset her thinking, get steady smashes...and get yourself another reasonable person to spend your resources on. trust is gone in this relationship. Lets not kid ourselves anymore.

Your pride however must be intact.