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drsolob2:
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If u think Amaechi have been used and dumped like Pampers

Sebi pampers sef still carry manure? useless people will feel insulted if you call Amaechi one of them.

Nigerian pastor be like 'you can use your backside to do evangelism'

No be me talk am o

SUGARBEE:
Hahaha this got me cracking ..

Those teeth needs hypo.. Am sure the odour oozing out can kill an entire village in one sweep

chisos!
Person pikin?

Jorussia:
you are still living in the past.In 2011 all the regions in the south supported GEJ.Pmb won in some southern States and north central based on his credibility and wonderful work of rebranding done by his campaign team.If APC had brought any other northerner, GEJ would have won.

Thought your point was based on his 'living in the past'?

Got to the end of this post decided to bone, then i saw the topic again, na him ah vex.
OP why has it taken you this long to realize this?

This post is 3years overdue.

Meanwhile i feel like eating parry jollof rice, pointers anyone?

BRIGHTRIVERS:
If its actuali a Scam do u think d Parents and d Chibok Community would Lament dis much abt it?? ..I think some girls tho not up to d acclaimed amt was reali missin,and is still missing.

Come Benin you go fear professional mourners
Even the bereaved family go be like 'we gats pay these peeps more money they cry better than us'

BTW where is OBJ thought he wanted to negotiate the issue that time?

Meanwhile Daura Dorlard is travelling to france soon on top this matter again.

French Embassy Staff: Why are you going to france?
DD: *looking aloof* the kwaruption in chibok is not allowing us to rekwoba the girls so we need all the foreign aziztence

That inspector was already dead a long time ago, death was held up in Mowe traffic.
No be police? The guy don do something to someone sometime ago. Na the 'you go see' dem promise am that time be dis.

Abeg make we find another thing talk

agarawu23:
not new

italy is their headquarters

while Edo is the...

Meanwhile their governor is experiencing acute oral diarrhea from excessive licking of foreign snail trying to run other people down.
oloshi omo ale or how do they spell his name?

Wait first o Person car spoil for road
WAI carry the person go court?
For what exactly? Car spoiling on the road or what?
What exactly are people going against the soldiers for?
E remain LASTMA

So all of una wey get motor Wetin una dey use am do?

Na wa o
So Edo state has become so easy to rule or everything is perfect now that this clown always has something to say every other day ni?

Is he the only governor in the country?

E come remain obasanjo that one too will soon find something to say.

Two ugly mofos disturbing news headlines with pointless sh!t all the time

Tufia

Fadeyi!

I remember the day my car battery gave up in that area at night. I was advised to just leave it till the next day. meanwhile I was also not guaranteed that I'll meet it intact...I should have left that stupid free to air installer to find his way that day.

Anyway God bless the man who came to my rescue. Drives a tiny light Camry Brown color. Didn't know me from Adam Had jumper cable, if you see the speed I used in running away from the area that night...God bless you real good sir wherever you are.

Suntemi:
I have a car and drive in lagos. I've stayed in Lagos all my life.

Why do we have traffic rules?

Your question is it for me or the lawless bus drivers?

Suntemi:
Op is justifying the act of the soldier and feeling entertained that a man is humiliating another man just because he feels he is more superior. This man on the floor could be a father and brother to some people and here you are very happy that he is been asked to roll on the floor by another man. We act like slaves in this country. Are there no traffic laws and penalties in this country again.

No wonder some think Nigeria is a zoo. While I don't support breaking traffic rules, I think the punishment is just too barbaric.

...could be a father brother to somebody, of course no doubt he didnt fall from the skies.
However respect begets respect.

Please what was so difficult in him just behaving himself and staying on the line, just like his passengers advised? You think hes the only one in a hurry abi?

If he goes you believe other motorists will stay in line and not further mess up the entire arrangement so everyone can get out of the traffic situation?

So the officer should have given him a ticket for driving like that abi?

You obviously dont know the psyche of the people youre defending.

When you buy your car and drive in Lagos come back after one month and repeat what you wrote here.

ive been at a jucntion before barely wide enough for two cars to pass. You wont believe a danfo driver still stopped to pick up passengers at the bottle neck of the junction. Not a quick pick and drop (as if that one is even right) but actually waiting.

There was a policeman at the junction who feigned ignorance.
Other drivers were blaring their horn for this animal to move, guess what he did? He waved his hand that the cars behind him should pass on an almost non existent road due to his blockage and oncoming vehicles.

Managed to get beside him, my younger bro was sat on the passengers seat. When the danfo driver brought his head out of the window towards my bro, he used the bottom of his palm slipper to tear the danfo drivers face.

That was one perfect moment i will never forget. Need i say the sound of that slap still remains one of the loudest i ever heard in my life!

Na so Danfo driver begin pursue us with danfo o.
He wasnt even speeding like he wanted to follow us to our destination and let all hell loose.

Me ke i just drove till i got to one street that had a cross bar preventing vehicles such as his being able to pass, turned out to look at his face as i drove off laughing my head to a migraine, the guy was red, not sure if it was the slap or the anger of losing out that got to him.

Point of this, anyone who says the officer is wrong has never driven in Lagos traffic before.

As i type this im looking at my neighbors ash colored 2012 Honda accord, near pristine condition...front fender has a dent with signature yellow streak on most cars in Lagos.

Do you know how the yellow gets on the cars?

Ewizard:
Am i d only 1 who sees diz drift board tin as a juvenile ish??

You and me both pal...you and me both!

There's this thing Yoruba people call Naaroon. It has to do with this itching thing on the skin. Not sure if this is the case here but it's worth a try. Visit any of these women who sell local herbs called agbo and talk to them.

Actually have a friend who had something similar to this last year and this worked for him.

Hope this helps someone.

Sebi na OBJ family dem talk sey the girl marry into?

I think fate has started to play itself out. Tonto fire on!
Oniranu

hatchy:
Just leave her and move on because if you don't,that which you saw will continue to hunt you after Marriage.Better to remain single than to have a broken marriage. Women and d**k.If you check well e fit be one riff raff wey no even teach your shoe shiner sef.

Azz in chop knuckle, how you take dey sabi these things? You are most certainly correct about the riff raff statement. If babe even do this type thing with one correct guy wey pass you na only one thing go pain you, lai lai dem must cheat with one riffy na dat one dey scatter head pass.

youngibeh:
first if i may ask, are you faithful to her? In NO! then you cant judge her. However i will advice you accept her apology first and give her second chance she might be yor ordained wife. Am saying this bcause my brother was also a victim of unforgiveness that led him into marrying a wrong that nearly destroyed his life. You are lucky to know her what she did that means it can be corrected with prayers we all are guilty

goodluck

Until proven guilty everyman is innoceent
Accept her apology ke? What is this man saying? Im a living testimony that route will kill you before your time read my earlier posts.

She might also not be his God ordained wife, man me forget that thing biko, this religious sentiment thing is what kills us in this country

Your brothers second wife nearly...but hes still alive today, the first one would have definitely, which one better pass?

You want to pray for a slot to stop being a slot?
Someone that after she finished could still go on and be chatting about the issue?
Two words: Beyond redemption

Guy leave story this you advice wont work abeg.

The only thing i agree with here is the Goodluck you wrote...at least we had Ministers and not a Monarchy when he was in power!

thekingsmen:
So President Buhari all this while is still yet to be registered in this worthwhile initiative and yet Nigerians struggled for many months to get registered at NIMC offices nationwide... Suddenly after elections he has seen its relevance... smh

what happened to leaders leading by example

Keyword: Leader
nuff said

issylarry:
Guy,e be like say u don't understand wat am saying!itz mine na,person wey I don propose to na

Why are you answering that guy? You don dey vex me o.
Ask him to read my own story before justifying any stvpid fvcking thing.

His advice is based on sentiments, mine on true life issues (RIP chaz B!)
Who should you be listening to?

If you like dull yourself.

In Don Jazzys voice you are on your own - speaking of which state you say the babe dey sef?
The writing is on the wall youre still waiting for NEPA to bring light.

hismond:
people can be so judgemental when a lady is at fault. when a guy is at fault, the lady will be advised to give a second chance by most people here.

In the space of 2 months, the body hormones can do a lot, may God not lead us into temptation. She has done it & apologising, why can't you give a second chance since she accepted her wrong.

@op, how sure are we you have been faithful alll along, since we have all based our conclusions on your side of the story. She didn't even narrate her reasons to us you know.

If you both love each other, you don't have to announce to the world or hold on to every wrong of your woman. Do you know what your next lady will do? A decent woman after your forgiveness will do her very possible best to ensure such doesn't repeat itself not to talk of you learning about it.

& if she's not decent enough to repeat such act & you find out, then you should know she's not worth it.

complete this please
ONCE BITTEN?

SmooshCHN:
Girls of nowadays will tie you down with Pregnancy. Tiny hole for condom no be joke. Just cut ties with her totally. OP don't even need her Public WiFi she call Pùssy.

How you go accept pregnancy from pvssy wey dey certified as public wi-fi area?
make she use leg tear the condom sef small hole too much, na today dem begin deny belle?
Thats one

Two no be you dey buy condom?
Hand dey pain you wey you no fit wear am yourself abi the pin wey go burst the condom dey inside the labia?

Guy wake up o na Lagos you dey now o

uzo4real:
Adam was the only man on Earth, and Eve still sought attention from a serpent...... seriously a serpent?

Guy this you picture has left me laughing my head off im starting to have a serious head ache.

Abeg i fit borrow am?
I need new DP biko and this one make sense die

issylarry:
I did the smashing crazily.My Money no waste o!I did d poking for some rounds before this happened.

Badt guy!

Chop knuckle.

Next thing dont break up anything with her o.
Shes been downgraded to side hoe, trust me free pvssy when konji comes-a-knocking is one of lifes greatest blessings and my guy youve just been handed the jackpot on a silver platter. (Thunder fire who wants to be a millionaire)
Proof: With a billion in your account you want to chase pvssy, why the money no satisfy you?

Now keep her, make her believe theres no issue again.

Smash
Smash
Smash
Ehn you remember wetin Captain America tell Hulk for the first avengers movie? him say...Hulk?...smash
Na so you suppose do.

begin distance yourself from him mama by the way, unless she self wan fall in *wink*

You gain nothing
- Feeling bad
-Tell the mother any stupid thing
- Breaking up with her.

Instead ehn Smash Smash Smash like super mario bros meets incredible hulk
Smashing pumpkins tinz

Stupid girl

sonofananimal:
YOU JUST SAID IT ALL.

A CHEAT IS A CHEAT. IF YOU FORGIVE HER , SHE WILL TOP UP HER GAME.

THOSE WHO ARE TELLING THE OP TO FORGIVE AND MOVE WITH HER ARE THE INEXPERIENCE ONE.

ARE THERE NO WOMAN IN THIS WORLD AGAIN

LEARN TO KILL THAT LOVE EMOTIONS AND MOVE ON. WOMEN ARE MORE THAT IN THIS WORLD

i bow o
Tell the OP to learn from my case, you should have seen the way i was magaing over this eediot that time, inspite of the difference in social standing and all. Nothing wey dem no tell me, i refused to listen till she did what she did.

How she would still allow me smash her after her marriage to the guy na him fear me pass. As ispeak with you if i call her now would you believe she would still fall in?

Meanwhile oga girlfriend snatcher is still walking with his head held up high.

This will forever remain my own private joke.

OP i have told you, the best thing forget marriage to that slot, dont announce any stupid break up, for what (well except the s3x is that bad) make her believe everything is ok, sebi she like preeq? Just never give your heart to her again.

If you break up now she has a fall back plan and will be feeling like a star, youre gone and theres another. Will even tell that one that she broke up with you cos of him.

Knack her steady till cut off day, maybe when she now feels youre no longer like you used to or whatever, you honestly cant be bothered.

Best part the guilt in her will avail you plenty great s3x at next to nothing.

You dont know how lucky you are ah swear

issylarry:
Thanks a lot!Its so obvious the relationship is over,but should I tell her family first or I wait till they ask?

If you tell them, what do you think the mother will do next?
Of course she will start that eye service scolding and begin to make you feel like a king. Then beg you. When she begs you to an extent and you still continue refusing, the tables now turn and you start to hear even when we offend God its beg we beg him blah blah blah

Guy you owe her family nadda, let her paint you black + red, is it a job that they will ask for reference from your new place of employ?

Ive told you bone the slot and her family joo.

Or you still like her ni?

Are you ready to live with the distrust?

You honestly think you can trust her again? Guy dont deceive yourself. Its a lost cause.

buygala:
Very nice .... All thanks to Buhari's body language





At least we are best at something ..... being worst

Best comment today am telling yuh!

SeverusSnape:
Long distance relationship is not for me.

It's just a waste of time.

Me that had one living on the next street and the eediot started dating the boy in the next house to their own nko? To make matters worse the double eediot boy too was now feeling like a don that he got "my babe"

OP do like me

First, you dont owe any gaddemn mother any silly explanation. What good would that do?
I waited for the above mentioned eediots to finally get married, then smashed the stupid girl several times afterwards.

You snatch my babe
I smash your wife God no go vex

Moral of the story
a slot is a slot
Dont feel bad for nothing

God really loves you to reveal this slot to you.
Imagine if it was after going to prostrate?

Hian!

Assuming i ended up marrying the slot in my case no be so she for dey cut corner while i dey office?

Guy rejoice o! Your mama prayer that you will marry a good wife has come to pass...somewhat.


One small fvck up on your part sha, you suppose still smash the babe TDB before leaving then just keep her as a side dish, how you go allow money for guest house waste like that oga?

vizkiz:
she doesn't look anything like him. Hope he is the real dad sha. Cuz her mother is a.

chisos!
person pikin na him you finish like dis?

Dibest:
It saddens my heart each time I read comments from "Supposed Enlightened " individuals claiming to know something they have no single idea of, How Ameachi shutdown the courts in Rivers state, if the protest wasn't politically motivated, it should have been led by the leadership of the entire branch Rivers State NBA and not a LGA branch, let's always learn how to speak the truth no matter who is involved.

You're very right sir!
One question though if you please in line with your learning how to speak the truth sir, please were the courts shut during his tenure ?(that man name no deserve being typed in my keypad abeg) How were the lawyers meant to survive?