₦airaland Forum

omonnakoda:
Dirty F,aggot!

Go and wash olate theyre calling you

common houseboy calling someone gay

atole

dearpreye:
As in 8 months without pay! Put yourself in that pair of shoes brother. This is inhuman.

Where's Lie Mohammed?

He is lying down

FruityLass:


Is human meat sweet

All these cases of biting nose, ear....really smh

N!pple Lol

Which one be tip? NL sef

gunuvi:
Are you sure the person that said Amaechi is clean and spotless is not the mad man I saw roaming waterline area this morning cos I don't expect any sane person to say Amaechi is clean. The person needs deliverance.

Deliverance abi exorcism?

If I say as this thing dey my mind dem go commot my name for Nairaland server

Don't these people fear God!?

Ah ahn! Shet!

Azz in these people can lie to freeze hell over...chisos!

God!

chisos

*walks out of thread *

*snapping finger as I shrug shoulders * tufiakwa even amaechis mumsi is wondering which amaechi they're taking about

God forbid! *snaps fingers as I wave hand over my head*

I never see...

omonnakoda:
So you are gay. Ok tell us the meaning.....

Omo olokada abi wetin be your name? Today is Monday o try and do something productive for yourself na. Abi dem send you come?

Princedapace:
human curses will only affect those who are liable not the innocent hard working police offficers who risk their lives to protect nigerians...yes, they may not be functioning to our expectations but if they are not available at all, you will realize that even that your street guy has been timing you all these years...

if everyone should run away from police as you are wondering, my brother, you will not be able to browse nairaland...

how some people reason sometimes dey make me wonder o...

my brother, yes they are bad and not all of them please...

talk logically and not with sentiment..

My brothers car got stolen. First thing obviously was to report to the police on getting to the station it was either 'settle or we waste your time to death' so we settled remember the guy just discovered his car has been stolen.
Next thing they have to go to radio room to announce the car on their radios. With that kind of hope that the car can still be found na so we follow them go ikeja to announce car was stolen radio man too had to be settled.

Come back station to record case towards police report upon hearing he needed it for insurance claim, oh boy come and see as the guy only came short of saying explicitly pay me or no police report

Someone going through the grief of losing his car on the very same day o

Like all insurance claims process we had to wait a couple of weeks for police to declare they couldn't find the car before he could claim police report.

I had to ask my brother to wait that I'll go and collect the report because I was certain what was going to happen

True to my expectation the policeman again asked for settlement I just told him my car was parked at the back of the station that he should chill I was going to drive out and on my way give him the thing that he should please come & wait near the gate.

Shameless man too came out to wait sebi I had collected what I came for? That's how I took off driving the opposite direction

Settlement ko. Settlement ni

You keep wondering at how I reason your assertion is based on sentiment mine on a true life experience

And let me ask you choose between police & OPC to guard your estate who would you choose?

...keep wondering you hear? Police is your friend

Keneking:
Great

" Investigations carried out by the EFCC revealed that the botched recruitment exercise fetched the service a whopping sum of N600 million, but at the end of the exercise, the NIS, under Parradang’s leadership, only declared N45 million".

Question one: Which of the following are the numbers of applicants for the 2014 Immigration recruitment in Nigeria?

a. N1,000 * 600,000 = N600,000,000
b. N1,000 * 45,000 = N 45,000,000

Click like for (a) and share (b)

Your time starts now.....

I want to use lifeline

Keneking:
Our ex-president's former university

Can you imagine?

Ok now lets compare it to the one the present president attended.

Please upload the pix of that one lets see the big difference

*waiting*

anu mpama

ees that so?

Quite frankly it doesnt make sense reading this

so i wont

CR77:

Abeg who be this man wey dem do him nose like this sef in real life?

These photoshop peeps ehn!?

donholy28:
mumu! wetin concern oga jona for here?

You describe the guy finish with your first word come still dey ask am question, lol!

Jhosh:
. Really?
Ass-bite#

Jhosh:
read with brian,not eyes only#Smh

Says the guy who can't even spell brain

Then again you can't give what you don't have

so let me get this straight he got his family members and all to attend an introduction to you just so he can have photos to show at the embassy?

Abeg who get that picture of one small boy saying 'i know youre lying but kontinu'?

omusiliyu:
Are you Igbo lady?

Musiliyu?

nuff said!

Emenandez4lyf:
Wellnigh now; PMB is relaxing in his villa while the old woman is suffering. Nevertheless; #BuhariMakingFalsePromisesSinceBirth.

*In one Benue Muscians voice* No be small thing o

Freemanan:
Say walai

ok

Cutehector:
The least buhari should do is to gv her children. Or grand children posts in d federal government...

yes something like secretary to the federal government or minister of finance or something ah ahn the woman too try abeg

Jhosh:
read with brian,not eyes only#Smh

Single digit IQ rant.

Jhosh:
Have u ever been lied against before Which seems to come back to your memory;.share your experience..










I remember vividly a day I went to a friend's house. Like guys.W shaked nd hailed eachoda since its been months we saw last.After hours of talking bout sku;(sku break )celebrities;music..E told me e was cominq bak(Left d sitting room) Only for him to come back minutes later searching everywhere,I iqnored him first;judgin on d way he was doing nd sweating,I asked weder I could help, but never responded only to ask weda I took his phone..I replied NO jokinglin..later Joined em in searchin;told em mayb e drppd it somewea..#He said e needed to search me(Was dazed;shocked;(Any oda word I cul use)not first tym of going to hiz huz nd sumtin wunt miss) after searching;e found nothing,FAST FORWARD#e told sum few friends of ours I tuk hiz phn..#I stopped goin to his house nd deleted hiz contact..#Told evri1 wu cared to listen d story#Only for one of them to tell me he saw d same phone in hiz hands 2 weeks afta d incident happen..#nd d guy said e later found d phone in hiz trouser pocket#( E dropped d phone inside d short e wore befor changin to anoda befor I even came in)guess e dint remember.Its ben months now since I stopped befriendin em tho e sent messages sayin make I no vex..#





Friends= Angels in disquise..Devil was an angel in diquise until e made a mistake lk dz friend..

Its not only being lied against you should be worried about the way you write tire person

Abeg I can't read this through

nyabingi:
Okorocha is the biggest scam to happen to SE he is a traitor to the core was never an Igbo man but those chanting changi refused to heed when they were being warned now this!

John 3:16 what a man sows he shall reap.

Pls allow these clowns abeg. Sebi it's the changi they wanted?

Eh hen why are they now complaining ?

Kartun:
source

With maggi or without? You didn't see it's from her instagram account beneath the post?

ElFenomeno1:
SMh.... Shouldn't be happening at all.
What has happened has.... Though unfortunate, but must people now suffer because of that?
Both parties are at fault here... I mean Unilag and the power holding company
The primary aim of Doctors and Nurses should be to save lives...... Regardless of who it was, the doctor should have attempted to save her immediately.... Gross negligence and violation of practise code!
The power company...... Could be held responsible if it can be proven that the wire that fell was poorly installed or has not been maintained!
Conclusively, people shouldn't be suffering because two parties who are involved in a tragic accident are trading blame!

You don't want to imagine how irritating this is. A girl was raped by her supposed guardian for admission he was hung out to dry.

This incompetent buffoon costs a girl her life because he didn't see ID card unilag decides to hold the whole neighborhood ransom like seriously at this point am I still supposed to give two spoons about the girl?

I've emptied the freezer cos of these nut jobs and I dare not restock

Burning fuel everyday and next month I'm certainly still going to get a bill for electricity

tefund:
Bros,calm down there is still hope 4 u,there is no paradise on earth even in America

I haven't had electricity at all in 10days cos nepa cable fell on one girl in unilag. She was still alive when they brought her to the health centre. The stupid doctor refused to handle the emergency cos of ID card. Here's the irony unilag blames the electricity company not their incompetent doctor and as a result refuse power to be turned back on cos the supply goes through their school everyone around unilag area is left without electricity since the day of the incidence

Seriously where's the wisdom in this? Would such happen in a sane place?

I don't get all this talk about OP talking to her husband to be.

God is answering the poor boys mothers prayer that he gets a good wife

OP don't mind then jare go after wetin dey hungry you.

If it was the boy now they'll say all men are dogs

What do we call this?

omonnakoda:
Are you Gay?

Yes there's everything gay about hoping you finish your apprentiship your mouth like are you gay do you even know the meaning of gay? Because you hear people asking it you sef wan feel among

Atole.

Kanbee:
So many things unfold, only after marriage.....





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Na dis guy do the MC for OP friend wedding o

Him don come again use him at your own risk

freecocoa:
Just see talk. I really wonder the kind of women these ones roll with.

So a woman you probably met in a city different from where her parents live, is the one you'll just tell "we are going to visit your parents" without knowing if her parents are even home, if she wants to even see them or if she's in the mood to even go out and she'll just enter the vehicle without asking questions? She must be a robot sha.

52 likes & counting by the way for me

You: 0 (that's nada)

ideology:
In mizmycoli's voice, nairalanders share grace o o

She's here to seek solutions abegiii

May the grace of our lord Jesus Christ the love of God and the fellowship of the holy spirit be with us now and forever more.

...who collect offering?

islandmoon:
they are all ugly, all the pretty ones can never be virgin, so here are the remnants, but OP, why did you cover their main things? the pimples?

This OP don hear am today

OP please if you still have the original photos please post it let these people not kill you for your mother

nna mehn na was for this pipulu

islandmoon:
am sure you had a boyfriend you were dating before you met him which you dumped because of the new rich guy! Gold digger in the hunter became hunted! you friend sold you cheap , case closed!


you allowed that man to add to your problem, may God see you through..

exactly! wish that boyfriend you left could see you now sef how you people always assume the man get money is enough grounds to marry him I don't know.

ask me wetin she use the Money she collect from the guy do when they we're together

OP your foolishness na two ways in fact 3

1. you follow man because of money

2. you get belle for person wey you no sabi sotey the man get another family

3. The money sef you no keep any take do something wey go better your life

so why you come follow the man then?

Benignasweety:
Nne, d only similarity btwn our two is dat am pregnant too nd nt married but wait o how wld u date a man u dnt knw to d root ?? Wia is diz man from?

from hell from the look of things