₦airaland Forum

Charly68:
These men are rogues in camouflag ..Name them ,from Osun to Ogun,well Oshio may be better among them because he has never been flamboyant in lifestyle..

Oshio own na oral diarrhea laced with lies once him lick foreign snail

greatness22:
Am not from d state sir, but am a Nigerian(so it doesn't matter d state am frm)....


I just feel sorry for the workers in that state.

We were sorry for them too before they elected the man.

Advised them accordingly, they refused for the same reason that has come back to now bite them in the y@nsh!

John 3.16 says What a man sows he shall reap

sweetgala:
You must think northerners have time for all this northern agenda nonsense. That is a past time of the south nepotism and putting your sibling and tribe in play when they don't have the qualification. The few northern politicians I've seen do it take a cue from their southern friends

Is that so?

That means all the positions being issued since the inaugurations are in tandem with what you observed and wrote?

Quota system no dey work for NL o guy.

greatness22:
......The *ram called 'Aregbesola..!' all does osun workers go na.ked swear for u one day, and trust me, u wil end up like james ibori.

Are you from Osun state?

No be dem talk say na the person wey dem want be dat? Say him na alfa blah blah?
Oya na since running the state is equivalent to going to ile kewu

Osun state peeps repeat after me in a loud voice

Alif *oya shout Alif*

Ba *oya shout Ba*

Ta *Na everything dem go tell una? shout Ta*

prettythicksme:
Op where is ur sense? u claimed u r a sharp guy and u here asking for advice huh?u berra go d girl house,pack ur tinz and if she misbehave beat d hell outta her and show her d pics below!!

Dude...being sharp is relative. Takes more than the combination of teeth, lips and tongue to be sharp. If a 'sharp' guy behaves this way please how then do we qualify a really very dull guy abeg?

Your grammer is typical of only one region in this country

Your expression of grammer to that same region

Your lifestyle as expressed in this 'stunt' you pulled up here is synonymous to this same region of the country

please ehn for Gods sake what are you disturbing us for with all this rantings?

There are only two possible ways out of this

1. Someone gets pregnant within your brood of Agege bread sellers (which by the way is this synonymous with this region of the country)

or

2. You break up with the girl with plenty swearing and cursing (both also synonymous with this region of the country)

Guy you are living your destiny nothing can be done to change that.

Now to all those who have better things to think about & better control of the English language if i might add, please what say you?

...oh yeah and please dont forget to click like on your way out.

Speak English a bit in your homes una no go gree claiming mother tongue is more important then you come here to apologise before giving me a migraine with your sorry azz excuse for use of English

nationwide1:
I'm sure you don't understand what you are typing.


Did you try putting yourself or your relatives in the victims' shoes.



As I always say, Africans encourage dictatorship by illogically and unnecessarily applauding their leaders.



You're one of those promoting dictatorship / authoritarianism in Africa.

...and the stewpidity of his clan, you forgot to include this.
pls modify.

seunmsg:
The governor is not God, he is as human as the people that were brutalised. Go and look at the history of most intolerant and power drunk leaders, they mostly don't end well. Very soon, the governor will meet his own waterloo.

Power is transient and when you have it, you use it with caution. Unfortunately, when characters like yourself are the ones around the governor, it won't be too far fetched to see why they misbehave a lot. With this your mindset, I just pray you don't get to a position of authority. Your brutality will be worse than Abacha.

Dont mind the bloody sycophant ranting without intellect

omowolewa:
What he would do in the next 3month depends on the Ministers.

Ministers?

Which ministers?

ees Nigeria were talking about here o oga

CSTR2:
Of course, na.
They depend on the state for everything.

spot on!

Environmental days are not considered thats one

Two is the girl a road side hawker or agege bread seller to be having this mant toasters?

Three how did you come about these figures since you haven't toasted her yourself?

So heres my take OP drop your buy 200 get 10mb etisalat powered techno phone.
Get up from bed...and go get a life!

Cos really even in your imaginations you still dont cut it

CSTR2:
Don't worry.
By the time the effect of buharinomics begin to hit them very hard, they won't be here looking for the wailing wailers.

Best part?

Na dem exactly the thing go affect pass.

Sebi omo Igbo no sabi pass spare parts?

Benswaggy:
28 Years . E don tey oooo. RIP maram.

Na now the result of her actions begin materialize na

The father be like: Bae this girl Tonto are you sure im her father?Because the way she behaves...
Son be like: Mama what papa is saying true, can you imagine eh eh she even went ahead to marry from Obusonjos family! Why mama? bhet why? *starts crying*

The grave however is silent cos e don tey wey the woman sef tire for Tonto matter.

*so the father and son continue crying by the graveside*

what are the odds? Today is September eleventh!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fdCqeEGsc




Please ask that man to take a chill pill abeg. Whats he going on about?

Jaideyone:
this guy needs to shut up. the presidency has never replied his press release but he keeps yapping like a deranged parrot.
is he the governor of Ekiti or the PDP publicity secretary?

I think the key thing here is this thing he said is it true or nah?

4 years an you never marry am? The girl sef no try she suppose do pass this sef. Whats wrong with you that youre delaying her like this? Notice you didnt complain about smashing o. Then when youre tired you will come and ask her to come and be going abi?

You never start, una still dey play toss.

GHoJes:
I'm not exonerating your wife, it is often said there's a reason for 'her' nagging.

From what you put up there i can deduce she nags because you are not good with managing finances, may be you are the type that must spend as long as the money is there unless you want to confidently tell me you married an insane woman.

From my screen, you dont speak of being responsible, much more to your wife who is close to your skin. The lifestyle you have up there says your pay is not so bad yet you are always broke, people who earn less are managing better. Why is it that you guys have get to the point of recurrently waiting for the next pay like your life will stop if it dosen't come in the next one week? You dont have savings, investments, future financial security in case of the unforeseen and you say your wife should not fear for the remaining days of her life from what she has seen these ten months.

She may have food to eat but just decide to rub the "brokeness" in your face to see if it will make you sit up. Man, you are no longer a bachelor that can live only for today, you have to make your family financially secure. Seek ways to improve on your financial management and stop using the word broke more than the jobless or a student. If your wife is better with management, keep ego aside and let her do the managing. Also assist her to get any small job or business. You get work, e be like this, naim be say you for run comot house if you and her no get anything.

Anybody here that can confidently tell me his salary runs from one pay day to the other please raise your hand.

OP you know what the issue is? Your wife no see better issue to quarrel about and since its in their nature something must give.

You want peace? Get a soji friend who is female and tell her what youre trying to achieve. Both of you establish an online affair for chat purposes. Let this go on for about a week of heavy convos be as descriptive as can be.

Then get your wife to see you chatting on the phone laughing like a teenager falling in love for the first time while you do this especially when shes in her nagging mode.

Guard your phone seriously

continue this for about four more days, keep a few late nights, you know the drill then one day 'mistakenly' leave the phone for her with enough time to read the messages.

When she confronts you be cool about the whole thing like you dont give a damn how you feel and its your life so youre entitled to live it how you like.

Never reveal to her it was all in a bid to reset her thinking at the end of the whole process. You see she needs to understand that shes not safe and that would put her on edge so much she will never remember to nag about being broke again

Thank me later.

All this talk about leaving the house when shes nagging blah blah blah, after paying the rent or after she does? Hain! Make i hear word.
Try this my approach youll be glad you did.

You cant be too nice with them o, like someone said earlier probably one of her former suitors is stressing her telling her he owns three out of the seven wonders of the world.

Shatter her foundation then rebuild it the way you want it. Its because she knows youre a nice guy

All the best

ochuski:
Lols... It all boils down to what u gain from any of d operating system. As far as am concerned, iOS is basically useless in nigeria

You have time i swear

1stGenius:
I don't believe this news any bit.Does it mean this man lives inside bush?This rarely seen big snake is hardly seen around someone's home let alone in a room.

dem send am come from him villa

AwesomelyMade:
If I hear say tonto resemble kim kardashian.

Tonto is pretty but not in the class of kim.

Tonto na shoe shiner for where kim k dey

I swear ehn i could almost swear this post was created specifically to get this response LWKM

[quote author=Eneze1 post=37803430]Good. These people are part of those that tarnish the name of Nigeria police...though they no get better name before [/quote

tarnish gini?

Can you polish black polish with black polish?

Theres nothing left to tarnish with those people just free them. An established disaster we just have to live with.

sukkot:
bros that post na joke now. you no see the wink wey i put after the post ? lol

come sukkot na you yarn that thing?

Guy you fall my hand even my leg follow join.

Dun Allah go back that post modify am kia kia

shet see my guy don eff up

EdDave:
Btw, better versions are out. Talk abt Cyphy Level 1 and Skyprowler®.
We are opportuned and yet so mentally astray.
Still Smh.

I dey sure say na tokunbo the guy arrange come dey form levels for here meanwhile one royal clown come dey talk say na Yoruba boys doing big thangs.

dancok:
Assuming I live in that area I will shoot that thing down.

You sabi how much bullet dey cost ni? why waste am?

Guy find stick wey motor boy dey use commot wire if container dey pass use am knack the thing commot for air.

E no worth using bullet

sukkot:
ministry dey kampe. we dey push am. how man for do now

You dey right track by bro no just allow these people wey dey buy drone come talk sey na dem manufacture am use the thing knack you for head o

watsch out!

jice:

unfortunately men like you arrogate powers they don't have to themselves. How ever, even the blind can see were the Syria, Palestine,Afghanistan of Nigeria is.

So you don't even where Russia stands in the committee of Nations

Guy look at that wall in front of you
Can you see it ?

Between that wall and this guy youre responding to seriously what do you think serves better purpose to humanity?

Good

So please why are you replying him?

sukkot:
hehehe bros i troway salute

I salute you too jare my brother how your ministry?

lomprico:
North = usa and yet u have boko haram. Mumu grade 1 naim u be.

Guy why now? You see say the guy is mentally handicapped you come dey answer am? Next time please when you see such people post something just ignore them

we have right responses
we have wrong responses
foolish responses
daft responses
...then people like that guy.

sukkot:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-af9EtN9fLLs/UShnukQE0AI/AAAAAAAABeg/ESSQFRHoFpg/s1600/funny-pictures11.jpg[/img]

sukkot thanks jare I even like this one more.

YerYer:
Did O.P say the guy manufactured the drone? Isn't that a DJI Phantom?? Trust a naija man to fly this over densely populated areas then later complain that someone stole his $900 toy.

He's a Yoruba boy doing big thangs according to one royal clown

sukkot:
cool. yoruba boys doing big thangs. biafra how market

Yoruba boy claim say na him manufacture drone wey dey market you dey claim say him do big thang?

God!

Who did this to this fellow?

abeg who get that meme of squirrel asking for this guy to receive sense?