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Romance / Re: A Man Accused Mercy Chinwo Of Paternity Fraud. by Regex: 7:30pm On Apr 04
I don't see the semblance at all. Why all the fuss?

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Business / Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by Regex: 12:03pm On Apr 03
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Everybody praising the woman for using the money well

What about the idiot and simpleton that sent her 250k for hair

No one is calling the man an idiot

This kind man hungry dey beat him mama and siblings for her house steadily


The innate desire of man to mate makes him do stupid things. Who am I say to otherwise, after all, we are all animals in the scheme of things.

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Politics / Re: FG Halts Kolmani Oil Drilling 16 Months After Flag-Off by Regex: 12:00pm On Apr 03
Osoboshi:
how much oil dey this barren places

No mind am...it will actually cost more to do that than to research and find oil.


What makes people think is oil is found in one place, it can't be found in another place of same geographical area?

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Crime / Re: Moment Ukrainian Drone Plane Hits Putin’s War Factory Deep Inside Russia In Fire by Regex: 10:15pm On Apr 02
franchasofficia:
If not for nuclear weapon, Nigeria can challenge Russia and hold the war for 10 years.


I still believe that Russian nuclear warheads are outdated, most may fail to launch or detonate after launch.



Na them wan challenge the Almighty America, I just de laugh Muslims cheering Putin on to his doom grin

You are very sensible on so many issues, but this particular one is not your cup of tea.

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Religion / Re: Fufeyin Makes Prophecies With Colours, Insignia, Drawings In Cloths (Video) by Regex: 11:27am On Mar 31
Wow. I truly am ashamed of these people.
Health / Re: Toddler Branded Witch And Abandoned In Akwa Ibom (Photo) by Regex: 1:23pm On Mar 29
This is awful.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 8:03pm On Mar 28
WriterrNg:
⚡Embassy of Kazakhstan in Ukraine recommended that compatriots leave the Odesa and Kharkiv regions.

“Due to the growing tension and unstable security situation in the Odesa and Kharkiv regions of Ukraine, the Embassy of the Republic of Kazakhstan in Ukraine recommends that citizens of Kazakhstan consider leaving these regions.”

Moscow about to call thru bluff of Macron
Travel / Re: Pelumi Nubi Involved In Accident While Driving By Road From London To Lagos by Regex: 12:26am On Mar 27
Lexusgs430:


Lumi is what she called the car ........

Ok
Travel / Re: Pelumi Nubi Involved In Accident While Driving By Road From London To Lagos by Regex: 4:16pm On Mar 26
Lexusgs430:
Lumi is dead ........ What's now going to happen to her meet and greet party, slated for Lagos .........

She is alive...... The most important of all ......😁

She die?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Named Best Dressed Female At Movie Premiere, Receives One Million Naira by Regex: 9:36am On Mar 25
Astra101:
Who is protecting this guy against the law is a mystery

I think Nigeria has signed the lgtv law to be legal. This could be why they are not being arrested.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 10:51pm On Mar 22
99thEnemy:

Any Update about flying coffins?

😂 😂 😂 😂
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 3:24pm On Mar 18
Appleyard:
Now little Macron would be more madder. Russia calling his bluff anyhow. cool

What is pissing him off is not that his men are dying, it's that he can't do anything about it. On a one on one, he can't confront Russia, with Nato, he still can't either.

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Family / Re: Men Who Married At 24, 25, 26, 27. Do You Regret It? by Regex: 12:20pm On Mar 18
Gerrard59:


Being 34 is not the problem. But why have six children? What made him have six children?

Omo I no understand Nigerians again. If na sex, baba for make en woman go on planning.
Romance / Re: Money Is The Most Important Thing In Life by Regex: 6:28pm On Mar 17
pansophist:
Vanity test. Are you ready? cool

1. You will become a billionaire in US dollars instantly, but magically transform into a 95-year-old man. If you do not agree to this deal, then ''time'' is more important to you than money.

2. Also, you will be a billionaire, but lose all your loved ones. You will be the only remaining one of your lineage. If you do not agree to this deal, then family is more important to you than money.

3. You will be a billionaire but must give up sex. If you do not accept this deal, then sex is more important to you than money.

4. You will be a trillionaire right now, then tomorrow, you will be killed. If you do not agree to this deal, then life is more important to you than money.

5. You will be a billionaire, but the price you will pay is SS genotype and stroke. If you do not agree to this deal, then health is more important to you than money.

6. You will be a billionaire, but spend the rest of your life in jail. If you do not agree to this deal, then your freedom is more important to you than money.

So please tell me which of the above you will sacrifice for money, and then we proceed from there.


Omo so much wisdom!

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Celebrities / Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by Regex: 7:43pm On Mar 15
This means Somadina did not know the colour of Regina Daniels Pussy...😂 😂

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Regex: 6:31pm On Mar 14
Zahra29:


It will continue on from the 2 years.

Has the application for the job on the SOL been made yet, as the current shortage list is being overhauled on the 4th of April and the 20% discount will be removed

Application has not been made yet. I am waiting roe them to contact me as I have just passed the interview with them.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Regex: 12:25pm On Mar 14
Biko, Seniors in the house. I have got a question. If one is working in care on sponsorship for 2yrs and got a job in another sector on the job shortage list. Will the person start afresh to count towards 5yrs or they will continue from the 2yrs?
Business / Re: Nigerian Man Seen Using Juju As Desperate Measures To Boost Sales by Regex: 4:01pm On Mar 11
As long as e no kill person. Other people call their chi in things they do, why can't him?
TV/Movies / Re: Oscars: John Cena Presents Award For Best Costume Design (Video, Pics) by Regex: 11:31am On Mar 11
All I saw is his placard. You can't see Cena

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Travel / Re: Free Visa Countries For Nigerians by Regex: 8:42am On Mar 11
lastkingsman:


Nigerian citizenship. The weapon fashioned against me grin

Kai Kai grin

Kwa kwa... Life score me 2-0 at birth. Now, na 2-2... Soon e go be 2-4....😂 😂

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Religion / Re: Man Prays In Tongues To Chase Away Wild Dogs (Video) by Regex: 10:59am On Mar 07
Perhaps he should speak in tongues about Nigeria's economical problem.
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by Regex: 11:35pm On Mar 06
Krissy01:
I don't think I'll be able to apply to Germany from Netherlands rn. I'm already illegal according to the immigration. They would still ask me to go home to get the visa regardless

You are a female, what you should do is try to have a baby with a Dutch man if you can or look for how to do a legit marriage there...

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Romance / Re: Yoruba People Are Starving by Regex: 10:07am On Mar 06
lastkingsman:


What business does Peter Obi have to do with what he posted? I have never seen anyone attacking Tinubu for what his notable supporter like MC Oluomo did in the last election when he threatened and entire ethnic group

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/02/police-react-to-alleged-mc-oluomos-viral-video-threatening-igbos/

Or have I seen anyone criticizing Atiku for the comments coming from Miyetti Allah. Like this one they are threatening to take land by force

https://ait.live/anti-grazing-law-we-will-take-land-by-force-miyetti-allah-threatens/

But once it comes to Peter Obi, intentional efforts are made to link him to IPOB, rope in him because of a useless comment made by a nonentity made online even when Peter Obi speaks directly to people. You know what he stands for and what he can do but ethno-religious sentiments no go gree una

We no sabi politics, let the people that know politics (Buhari, Jagaban, Shettima, Gandollars) continue to rule na. By the time they are done, we shall overcome Lebanon and Argentina.

We no dey complain again because no be say e no dey hit us but if we protest una go tag am igbo protest, igbo wants to destroy Lagos come use the opportunity wipe out our people and wealth like una do from 1967 to 1970.

My people have seen war and devastation, no other part of Nigeria have gone through this. I don't know if igbo people will survive this Bulaba economy but what I can say with confidence is we won't fold first

Ditto!
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 9 by Regex: 7:21pm On Mar 03
lastkingsman:


I don't really understand some people oh. I understand the hardship back home and the urge to Japa, was in this dilemma six months ago but jumping from firepan to fire is not the way forward.

Even after paying half of my tuition fee back from Nigeria, I am still struggling. Would have been worse if family and friends didn't support when I finally got here

When I left naija, was when it was good. At least my parent supported me from Nigeria albeit I payed back because it was borrowed. 3yrs down the line I am still paying for all that brought and sustained me here. I am done paying people I owed, but I am still owing organisations aka credit card which I am facing now. The pressure is no longer there as I get to travel on holidays. All I'm saying is, that kwakwakwa way would have worked for him 4yrs ago, not now.

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 9 by Regex: 5:30pm On Mar 03
lastkingsman:


Kwakwakwa cheesy

Which street wey you won run? UK schools don wise up oh, forget this your parole. I don't know any school but even if they exist (Google is your friend) I won't advise this.

The reason why I won't advise you to do this even if your get that deposit, the school won't give you breathing space to pay the remaining and once you don't pay and attend classes, they will report you to embassy and de-registeer you.

You see people complaining on this forum that it's difficult to get hustle on 20hrs limit showing on your brp and you still won put head. I went for a support role and after every every, they say they needed at least 24hrs a week from me and it won't work out because of my restrictions

En want run am kwakwakwa...😂 😂 😂
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 10:48pm On Feb 24
Procashtips:


If this man was the president of Russia, the world would have been boiling by now.

Putin is sensibly soft

Honestly. He was the one that conducted the Georgia war right?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 11:21pm On Feb 18
WriiterNg:
⚡IBRIS research showed that Vladimir Putin's interview with Tucker Carlson was watched by around 75 per cent of the Polish population.

Putin's statement that "Russia will not start a war with the Poles unless they attack" reassured almost the entire Polish population, which was concerned about statements to the contrary by its own leadership.

It also turned out that 40 per cent of Poles trusted the Russian president.

This has alarmed the current Polish authorities, who are planning to work with young people to make them "pro-European".

God bless Vladimir Putin! God bless Mother Russia!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 3:46pm On Feb 18
emmaodet:


So the US is deliberately allowing isreal to mess up the middle east by preventing isreal's opponets from acquiring weapons needed to fight back while heavily supporting isreal.
They virtually sanctioned iran to death because they were developing their nuclear weapon meanwhile isreal has his.
Now that they know iran has nuclear weapons, they are very careful how they approach her.

I'd like to point out that it is not official that Iran has nuclear weapon. They are speculating and being careful though so as not to make a mistake, choice of a coward who goes about causing chaos. This is like that school bully that will never bully a set of students who studied judo and ko, for he knows not how seriously skilled they are.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 3:42pm On Feb 18
Ghostagain:
None of us is on the battlefield, so none of us knows the actual truth, we are therefore working with abstract models which are more like a game with rules than actual reality.

We can compare the pro-zelensky model with the pro-russia model. When we do so, we realize that the pro-russia model leads to accurate predictions of events whereas the pro-zelensky model leads to bad predictions of events.
This is why the pro-russia people hardly get surprised by events on the ground whereas the pro-zelensky people keep getting surprised.

I said pro-russia in order to give an unfair advantage to the pro-clown-zelensky people, god knows they need it now and will need it forever, in reality a lot of neutral people would be counted amongst the pro-russia crowd, because the abstract model of the pro-russia people is based on logic and logic doesn't care for labels.

Aptly written!

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Romance / Re: Typing This With Tears by Regex: 3:40pm On Feb 18
Kolena:
Yesterday's diagnosis showed that the cancer has spread to all my organs. I don't think I have up to 4 months. I'm really scared.

There are 7bn people alive today. There is a possibility of over 100bn people that could be alive but are not born, and will never be alive. That you were born and walked this earth showed that you are special and have had an experience those 100bn people could and would never have! I hope this helps you make peace. Cheers!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 8:13pm On Feb 17
Masterviolence:

My problem with you is that you're still stuck in the past.
This proposal by Putin over creating a joint air defense system and joining NATO are over a decade old, yet you still hold on to them as present event rather than past.
Infact, this proposal was at the initial phase of Putin rise to power and Putin has ruled for over two decades and still counting.

What should be more concerning to you at the moment is: Are there open corridors for diplomacy between the u.s and Russia?
Putin clearly stated that he haven't talked to Biden for over 2 year now, and the last time Russia and u.s military officers had a conversation was February-march last year when Russia suspended the New START treaty with the United States over the inspection of nuclear weapons.
The reason for this discourse is u.s paranoia attitude toward the defensive steps of other nations.
At the moment, the u.s has started acting nice when they noticed the new reality that Russia is placing nukes in space.
What that means to the u.s is that, if a confrontation between u.s and Russia ever come to reality, the nuking of u.s satellites will render them blind because 90% of the missiles and attack weapons uses space-based guidance systems.

The u.s for long has acted without obstacles in their path, let see how the behave over the coming decades.
They think creating an hasty diplomatic corridor (beging) when they're in a tight situation will save their face and self acclaim status of world power.
A time is coming when Russia will challenge the u.s to an armed conflict.
The time is near.

USA will hide in shame.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: World News! Events Happening Around The World by Regex: 6:54pm On Feb 17
BentizilL0:

You've started changing mouth, I thought you said Russia will be defeated and southern Russia will be added to Ukraine?. grin tongue

Abeg make una leave our resident pastor alone.

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