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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Regex: 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2023
ehizario2012:


He is more sensible than those whites who used their discretion then. I

But what happened to the ticket booth?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Regex: 6:56pm On Dec 11, 2023
ehizario2012:



Hmmm... In my first week in this country, I took a train to Rotherham from Sheffield and paid £5.6 in cash inside the train, on my way back I paid the same £5.6 in cash. The conductors were white, a lady to, and a guy fro. It was only me that day, I went to confirm our accomodation.

Following day, I packed my family and all my children inside train to Rotherham, got there as usual, met a white conductor outside the train and told him I'll be paying cash inside the train he said no problem. Lo and behold, the conductor I saw was a black man, he asked for tickets and I said I am paying cash. Next thing, this black man gave me a ticket of £100 for not buying a ticket before boarding the train... My protests and samples of receipts of previous journeys fell on deaf ears. I felt so embarrassed with my kids. That's how we do ourselves, over sabi na e dey kill some of us. Over do!!! He definitely came in as a migrant too! If na Lagos we dey, I for use something do am.

There are ticket booth at the train station so simplified that one can easily operate it and get a ticket without having any IT training. Moreover, there are securities placed everywhere even near the ticket booth should you need help getting a ticket. He is not overdoing it. This is thr reason you left Nigeria to the UK, to be in a working society. If he doesn't do his job, that wouldn't be working innit?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 8:18pm On Dec 10, 2023
WriterNiiig:
⚡Netanyahu: "I say to the Hamas terrorists: It's over. Don't die for Sinwar. Surrender now."

If this guy have to come out to say this stuff, then he practically is losing the fronts.

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Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by Regex: 12:15pm On Dec 10, 2023
I still watch cartoons till this age and I don't think I will ever stop. So what's the big deal?
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Regex: 12:14pm On Dec 10, 2023
Skepticus:
For the bingos that love to jump in here to hide or dance around their hopeless simping for women. Red-pilled men knows what is going on. You are just gassing yourselves. Thankfully, girls are sharp to spot your weaknesses and punish you for it.

Off mic brother...😂 😂

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 9:29am On Dec 10, 2023
olugabbie:



Just because you are good does not mean you should not prepare for an exam.

America don build f-16 Russia just prepare America nightmares... Omo...no wonder America deh avoid direct war with Russia has

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 8:10pm On Dec 09, 2023
WrriterNig:
⚡Russia prepares thousands of 40N6 missiles to 'welcome' the F-16 fighter

The 40N6 super long-range air defense missile, according to comments, can cause serious damage to F-16 fighters.

One has to be livid to seeing his nightmares without being asleep.

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Food / Re: I Cooked Beans Within 32 Minutes! by Regex: 7:12pm On Dec 08, 2023
dominique:
Interesting grin. What you should have done is put the onions earlier on, onion actually makes beans soften faster. That style is how I cook my cow legs now since my pressure cooker is no longer pressure cookering. I boil the meat for about 30 minutes, leave it in hot water for hours or even overnight. By then it would have softened after which I boil again for another 20-30 minutes, dem no born am well make e no soft. Na to improvise sure pass with the way things are going in this country

Now instead of wasting such time... Why not marinate your cow leg in baking soda for 30min... And then cook?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Regex: 8:33pm On Dec 06, 2023
Lexusgs430:
RJ gone ...... The immigration fallout on tape ......😁

I no understand... Make me understand ejor
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Regex: 7:25pm On Dec 06, 2023
Zahra29:


10 year route means it will take 10 years to qualify for permanent residence/ILR, instead of the standard 5 years

Well I deh on the 5yr route sha...

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Regex: 2:38pm On Dec 06, 2023
Zahra29:


Yes, this bit I agree with and I expect it to be challenged in the courts because of the unfairness to their own citizens who should not have to choose between leaving their homeland or leaving their loved ones.

But then again, the govt will argue that they can bring their family over on the 10 year route , if they are not able to meet the income requirements for the normal 5 year route.
So there is still a way for families to be together (it will just take longer to reach settlement)

What is the 10yr route?
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2023 Live Updates: Redeemed To Flourish In Hard Times by Regex: 4:12pm On Dec 05, 2023
joseph1832:
though it's the perfect hunting ground to get pussies, those wanting to get married.

How easy it is to get involved, get them hooked, fvck them shitless, and tell them you ain't gonna marry them. grin

If they complain too much, tell them you consulted a pastor friend (no need to mention his name or church) who told you not to marry then. Hehehe. grin

Thank goodness I'm not like that.

How you come know...
Food / Re: The Chicken I Bought 6500 - Good Or Bad Bargain? by Regex: 11:09am On Dec 04, 2023
Acidosis:


Jokes. So when you kill a live chicken, do you consume everything in a single meal?

I hope these "many people" also drink fresh water from the borehole or stream as opposed to frozen water (cold bottle water, pure water, etc.)?

Don't mind the 'I don't eat frozen foods' type of people.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 7:49am On Dec 03, 2023
WriterrNig:
⚡Israel is incapable of dealing with the Hamas alone, Britain is coming to help.

Britain will conduct reconnaissance flights in the sector.

Britain's Ministry of Defense has announced that it will begin reconnaissance flights over the Mediterranean, including airspace over Israel and the Gaza Strip. The purpose of such operations should be to "support the rescue of kidnapped hostages, some of whom are British nationals".

Britain assures that its planes will not be armed, but the specific type of reconnaissance equipment is not specified - the US, in turn, does this with the help of drones. The Israeli Defense Minister announced a few hours ago the end of the ceasefire and that the IDF is fighting again in full force.

Israel world best military...😂 😂

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Regex: 6:04pm On Dec 01, 2023
Lexusgs430:


Nah department wey no dey work, dey issue WhatsApp only chats........🤣😁

😂 😂
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Regex: 1:24pm On Dec 01, 2023
Lexusgs430:
Having passport issues in the UK...........

Whatsapp enquiries only........ +447398822482…...

Give it a try and update us....... 😂👍

British Passport or Nigerian?
Family / Re: Parents With Sickle Cell Kids How Do You Cope? by Regex: 10:58am On Dec 01, 2023
fastseo:


I ask again did you parents conduct genotype?
If they did then they must be enlightened or well exposed.
Don't you know that in the past most especially 80s downward people hardly test for stuff like this as majority of Nigeria where in rural area with little or no information about genotype, again with little or no formal education

Referring to them as wicked is unnecessary as they don't know anything of such.

Even till today.go back to your village you discover that some are not well informed on genotype.

It was even in my secondary school I began to understand what sickle cell is all about and did my first test on that in 100 level which was a requirement from the University.

So imagine if I am not educated up to the point of secondary school. What would have happened?



Even now science is now breaking boundaries with such.. Making it possible for those with AS /As to get married. But the process is expensive and most effectively in developed world.

My mum and dad got married in 1993 they did Genotype. So where's the excuse for the op?

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Politics / Re: Pictures From 2012 Occupy Nigeria by Regex: 10:19am On Dec 01, 2023
lastkingsman:


He is doing fantastically well. "on his mandate we shall stand...." grin

Mandate foundation no strong... E no fit carry over 200m people oh...

Make we no fall.
Politics / Re: Senators, Reps Consider Tinubu’s ₦‎27.5 Trillion Budget Without Details by Regex: 10:05am On Dec 01, 2023
Lexusgs430:
How can a man, loan funds to buy unnecessary SUV 's, unnecessary renovations, unnecessary expenses, used borrowed funds to pay multiple borrowed funds, used borrowed funds as spending pocket money etc etc


This voodoo economy is on a timebomb......💰💰💰

Make my family members just quietly commot... Everything about Nigeria will be buried. In fact, if I visit the country make I know wetin cause am.

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Health / Re: Nigerian Nurse Sacked & Deported From The UK For Praying For Patient by Regex: 9:51am On Dec 01, 2023
lordally:


Nice one. I dey tell people say, if you are in a good country, you don't need prayers for things to work.

Prayers doesn't work even in underdeveloped country like Nigeria.
Business / Re: How I Replied A Customer That Promise To Get Back To Me( Read Chat) by Regex: 7:41pm On Nov 30, 2023
money121:

That mean you didn't read the chat
Pls try to read that chat again and come back to comment

I did, and you were horrible by implying that since he didn't do business with you nor buy you data, you are not sending anything.

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Health / Re: Nigerian Nurse Sacked & Deported From The UK For Praying For Patient by Regex: 7:36pm On Nov 30, 2023
I highly doubt the story. If the person was working for agency, they person wouldn't be deported but only sacked for going against company policy and this is not a safeguarding issue and so will not have any effect on her dbs. The story cooked up, or it may have happened, but them bloggers have added theirs to sweeten the gist.

All the same, prayers doesn't work, never did and never will. There is no God, if there's one, she hates Nigeria.
Business / Re: How I Replied A Customer That Promise To Get Back To Me( Read Chat) by Regex: 7:32pm On Nov 30, 2023
money121:

Do you read that chat at all?
Just point one single insult

You don't have to use insultive words like stupid or fool to be to people. They way you respond can very damning that's all. Try declining things politely so long as your business is concerned.

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Health / Re: Nigerian Nurse Sacked & Deported From The UK For Praying For Patient by Regex: 7:21pm On Nov 30, 2023
Beremx:
In a situation that patient tells the nurse to pray for him/her nko? Will she still be sacked?

Well, Nigerians and our religious obsession, una don see am nau

As long as it was well documented there wouldn't be any problem. Maybe the patient didn't ask for the prayers nor is the patient religious and by so doing went against their interest. It is all documented in their care plan where one is religious and would need prayers.
Business / Re: How I Replied A Customer That Promise To Get Back To Me( Read Chat) by Regex: 6:57pm On Nov 30, 2023
You lack customer service skill, and I doubt this is how you want to promote your business.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 2:47pm On Nov 30, 2023
WriterrNig:
⚡Barclays Banks is cutting 900 jobs in the UK, believed to be largely confined to the bank’s back-office divisions such as finance, legal, policy and compliance, IT and risk.

Barclays has described this move as an effort to simplify and reshape the business, improve service, and deliver higher returns.

Make my money no loss, na em be my own.

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Education / Re: 5 Animals That Live Longer Than Humans by Regex: 11:07am On Nov 30, 2023
Astra101:
In no distant future scientists will find the secret or the chemical responsible for this age reseting animal and replicate it in human embarassed

I think this would happen before humans achieve a "type 2 civilization"

There's this saying that goes: The person who would live forever has already been born. This simply means we are not far from achieving immortality.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 7:41pm On Nov 29, 2023
WriterrNig:
⚡Saudi Arabia has approached Iran with an offer to boost cooperation and invest in its sanctions-stricken economy if the Islamic Republic stops its regional proxies from turning the Israel-Hamas war into a wider conflict. (Bloomberg)

Look at SA playing big brother... Just imagine...😂 😂
Family / Re: Japa: ‘many Nigerians Trapped In Illegal Marriage Contract Abroad’ by Regex: 6:29pm On Nov 29, 2023
lastkingsman:


Must it be akata? grin

Cant one find one sweet Latina? grin


Me I deh find Akata like this...🌚🌚
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Regex: 6:19pm On Nov 29, 2023
blinking001:
Hope you guys are all alright?

Baba I deh... Just in the dark reading and being active on the politics thread.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Regex: 7:34am On Nov 28, 2023
seunny4lif:


Russia Russia Russia, how many times did I called you. cheesy

With this new technology that NK just got, they will make Korea peninsula one of a living hell for her enemies.
Don’t know why Japan and SK haven’t launched their own spy satellites with all the technology available for them since.

Who remember when some USA media’s reported that Russia military missed roads due to google maps and the news made front page of Nairaland cheesy as in a even Nigeria military don’t depends on google maps talkless of Russia that is a technology country.

Where NK is busy sending satellite into space, Sk is busy adding more heavy weapons to the border she shares...😂 😂 e go soon clear for SK eye.

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