1. If the girl didn't say I love you, guys will say her shakara is too much, na only money girls like.

2. Why guys are obsessed with virginity when most are not virgin themselves, the girls you guys disflowered who will marry them?

3. That should be the aim of every relationship.

4. How do you know she is an easy lay if you didn't try to lay with her? If you tried, then both of you are easy lays, don't blame only her.

5. Good point.

Offpoint:

When is your 21st birthday?

I know you'll be 21 soon

How did you know? It's July.

Offpoint:

Baby girl, I don't know if your previous guys were heartless... but I swear if you open my left chest right now... there's a heart inside beating and pumping blood.

I want to love you, no long story.

I'm not perfect, so I can't promise I won't hurt you... but if I ever do, do find a place in your heart to forgive me.

Ok.

Erediauwa:
Thanks beautiful.

Ok, i hope you partying hard today.

Is there a gift for celebrating birthdays on Nairaland?

Happy birthday to the celebrant.

Offpoint:

Welcome, I look forward to marrying you soon... so help me God.


Hope you're mentally strong? cuz this is not a family house.. THIS IS MAD HOUSE

Avoid bashing guys like plagues...

Ok I would try my best to be calm.

You are straight to the point.For the question the answer is No but I would like to remain single for sometime, guys are really heartless.

Offpoint:

Hope you're single? I'm not interested in married folks and don't tell me you have a boyfriend either.

Why do you want to enter marriage like it's a business, I am sure you are already considering how you can leave her penniless incase a divorce comes up. Stop looking for a woman that will become a breeding animal for you and in the ending is not considered your wife in the eyes of the law, go to the court and sign, If you can't do that then you don't truly love her

Offpoint:

Welcome, I look forward to marrying you soon... so help me Gos

favoryte33:
Are you a learner? if i take you to an eatery(which i don't),how much would mince pie cost,cup-sized ice cream nko? It won't cost me a head

Chai this guy na akagum.

2dice01:
Eeyah and did you find out since you guys aint even in the same state?

I found out when I checked his WhatsApp conversation with a girl he claimed was his bestie.

Is this a pastor or a marijuana smoker?

mafiano1986:

Her parents would only be dissapointed that she died but not becauase shes a ceiminal, because they are also criminals themselves, its a family buainess, who do you think groomed her to become a cartel boss ? Her father did.

Wow!!! May we not be devil to our children. Parents that should have guided her instead misled her, how unfortunate.

samdavjustin:


You are welcome, which state do you base, maybe we can relate

Now I am in Abuja but I do come to lasgidi sometimes.

favoryte33:
dey yaf come o!! the #3,000 is for d two of us o. may be i didn't indicate that.lol

So how will two people spend 3,000, will you guys be drinking water?

stupidity:
dont mind him. Stingy fellow. And he wants a woman.


I bought my date a car to take us out on the date. She was very happy and told me right away that I’m the right man for her. Nonsense.

Even if it’s 200 naira you can spend on a date. If she feels disappointed, make she spend on you.

Hahahaha, you are funny.

Derring:

Lol, you're funny oh.
When d dude ain't sure if d said girl is out to dry him?
Abeg o, once I tell me eatry dts more than 10k I'll definitely jonse you.

Why do you guys think all girls are always like this? How many dates are you going to have with her, why can't you just make it memorable for her.

I once travelled to Port-harcourt to see a guy I loved deeply but he dissapointed me later by cheating on me.

favoryte33:
Pls be sincere.don't come and tell us 1million when you have just #220.33K in your account.On a serious note,i belief guys should learn to be in control when out on a date.Be d one to call d shots even if she tags u stingy.me i kant spend more than #3000

You are stingy, how can you spend just 3k naira($8 ) for a person you are trying to build your future with.

mechanics:
Wearing cap in church, that's wrong.

Those that haven't been wearing caps and committed heinous crimes, what do you have to say about that? David West the serial killer was a church goer.

Regina looking fresher now than when she was with somadina, my sisters don't settle for less, money makes the world go round.

Because men think they are doing a favour for women by engaging them, when it is actually the other way round.

Why do you want to know? Of what importance is it to you?

21years old criminal, her parents would be highly dissapointed.

She is right you need education. Maybe she is angry because of your poor grammar.

Hi nairalanders, I am a new member and would like to make friends, please welcome me to the Nairaland family.

Well I have been single for about 5months.

AwkaetitiBabe:
A woman can stay for long without sex. Thinking about it? Well, we can fantasize and all, too bad the main stuff ain't always as mind blowing as the fantasy.

That is because your partner is not good in sex, their some sex that will have you screaming like you want to die.

donstan18:

Scream Shekpe on Tuesday.

Dine with his axemen on Wednesday.

Go to church on Sunday, fvck chioma on monday

What about guys that walk around without clothes on or do guys think girls don't also get turned on, especially those guys with six packs.

Guys should take their own advice.