₦airaland Forum

jimmysho:
all hail president gooluck jonathan

Honestly, I don't pray to have this kind of man as deputy, first it was Alams loosing his job to him, now Yar' adua, lol.

Yes, marrying from family that has produced twins is a way.

Eat lots and lots of Yam too, either pounded or sliced, lol, The people of Igbo Ora, Oyo State, that hold world record as twins producers, said that is what they eat most.

Wopping N500,000,000,000 wow, even if she spends N1m everyday it would take her 1,369 years to finish that amount !!!!!!!! Vanity upon vanity.

These old people continue to amass so much even as they attend funeral ceremonies of their friends and even younger ones everyday, na wa oo.

I think they must have other reasons for the denial, if they would go by names alone, no Arab would get visa so let us not draw conclusion in matter we do not have full details. This is not the first time they would deny Nigerian visa and they do same to anyone regardless of religion, tribe or tongue. Nigerian embassies abroad too do deny some willing visitors visa to Nigeria, including Americans.

Ejo ngboro, meaning "always changing location". lol

Ironically, these are the same people that would wear "aso ebi" as supporters of Big Man aka ^{big thief} politician on trial in law court.

"Lakum dinu kum wali ya deen" means "Practice your believe and let me practice mine", Rasullulah means "Messanger of Allah, another name we Muslims call Prophet Mohammad (pboh) and Allahu alam mean "God knows best".

Politicians can attend anything it means nothing to them. you would see them attending Egungun and the rest too so they are not to be used as yardstick they are just "politiking", lol. Oyinlola and other non Muslim politicians of Osun State Nigeria prayed wih Muslims during the last Eld kabir, for what reason other than "political show off", I dont know.
It may be a matter of choice but for a Muslim dancing and clapping hands at another place instead of being in the mosque during daily Salat times get as e be.

It is allowed to visit the family of deceased non Muslims, however, you should not attend wake keeping and other non Islamic worshiping sessions particularly inside the church. Most Xtians understand and do not have problem with that. They do not pray janaza with us either.
Non Muslims are our neighbors and we supposed to be in good relationship with our neighbors while maintaining the "Lakum dinu kum wali ya deen" rules.
It is on record that there were non Muslims in Medina during the time of Rasullah, there was even a day Muhammad ordered Muslims to vacate the mosque for Jews to prepare one of their dead for burial. Allahu alam.

May God bless them all, one day Nigeria celeberites would become real one that would be able to do similarly, not that we would have earthquakes oo, lol.

as regards Paris Hilton and other "bimbos", I just see them as "famous for being famous" people without any real susbstance, lol.

Eku ojo meta oo eyin eniyan mi, bi ere bi ere a o ma gburo Ifeleke ladugbo mo ke?

OP what do you say to the following verses from the Bible. I am not out to argue but to tell you that holy books are record of events and should not be read out of context, most verses in the Quran have history behind them are not on their own. There are 6,666 verses in the holy Quran so single out less than 4% and not talking about he rest 96% is not objective enough. We should promote what is good among us and discourage anarchy. For instance the longest verse in the Holy Quran, 2 verse 282 is about the best business agreement ever written by any standard. Read that and comment.


Death of Women, Children, Infants, and Unborn babies.

Numbers 31:17Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. 18But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
Joshua 10:28And that day Joshua took Makkedah, and smote it with the edge of the sword, and the king thereof he utterly destroyed, them, and all the souls that were therein; he let none remain: and he did to the king of Makkedah as he did unto the king of Jericho. 29Then Joshua passed from Makkedah, and all Israel with him, unto Libnah, and fought against Libnah: 30And the LORD delivered it also, and the king thereof, into the hand of Israel; and he smote it with the edge of the sword, and all the souls that were therein; he let none remain in it; but did unto the king thereof as he did unto the king of Jericho.31And Joshua passed from Libnah, and all Israel with him, unto Lachish, and encamped against it, and fought against it:  32And the LORD delivered Lachish into the hand of Israel, which took it on the second day, and smote it with the edge of the sword, and all the souls that were therein, according to all that he had done to Libnah.

2 Kings 2:23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.  24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

2 Kings 15:16Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that were therein, and the coasts thereof from Tirzah: because they opened not to him, therefore he smote it; and all the women therein that were with child he ripped up.

Psalms 137:9Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Psalms 137:9Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks. (NLT)

Ezekial 9: 5And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity:   6Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house.  7And he said unto them, Defile the house, and fill the courts with the slain: go ye forth. And they went forth, and slew in the city. 

Hosea 9:16Ephraim is smitten, their root is dried up, they shall bear no fruit: yea, though they bring forth, yet will I slay even the beloved fruit of their womb.

Hosea 13:16Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

Punishment for cursing parents (Death):
Exodus 21:15And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.
Exodus 21:17And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.
Deuteronomy 21:18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
Matthew 15:1Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying, 2Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.  3But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?  4For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
Punishment For Apostates (Death):
Deuteronomy 13:6If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; 7Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; 8Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:  9But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. 10And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to exert thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
Deuteronomy 13: 13Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;  14Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;  15Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.   
Deuteronomy 17:3And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded; 4And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:  5Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
2 Chronicles 15:13That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
Romans 1:21Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.  22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,  23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.   24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:   25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.   26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:  27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;  29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,  30Backbiters, haters of God, spiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,  31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.




Punishment for Psychics (Death):
Leviticus 20: 27A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
 
Punishment for Rapists (or despoil Victims, You Decide):
Deuteronomy 22:28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
Deuteronomy 22:28 If a man meets a virgin who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are caught in the act, 29the man who lay with her shall give fifty shekels of silver to the young woman’s father, and she shall become his wife. Because he violated her he shall not be permitted to divorce her as long as he lives. (NRSV)
From Dictionary.com
    Seize- To grasp suddenly and forcibly; take or grab
           
Deuteronomy 22:23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; 24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife

One United!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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veterinary interests uhnm

Wo inu odun tuntun pelu ayo.

^^^^^That is the beauty of NL freedom. Just like Awolowo once said, "you may not have your way but should have your say", lol.

Knight1:
Democracy on its own is not really expensive, it's Nigeria's democracy that's expensive. I heard we pay Govt officials the highest in the world, dunno how true it is but you can figure,

Infact almost 40% of national yearly expenditure goes to political office holders in Naija from FG, 36 SGs to 774 LGAs, yet they are not accountable to the people.

chemali:
can same be said for a 40 years old succesful man that has two kids from a previous marriage. do u think its acheivable to get a pretty intelligent lady that has nevert been married?

to some extent, Yes, any "top notch" girl marrying such a man would be warned by friends and relatives and most times would enter the "union" with some reservations or even an MOU, lol

PurestBoy:
@David: Thanks for the knowledge, I've gained so much from you. These muslims love reading our Bible as if there kuranu is not enuf for them, I guess they need more stuffs to steal and apply it to their muslim way of life. Muslims now go to mosque on Sunday, hold vigil on Friday, na wa oo

In Muslim countries of the Middle East such as Kuwait, Qatar, UAE etc, Christians go to church on Saturdays because  work days are Sunday - Thursday. This is just a matter of convenience based on prevailing working condition in area where you live. Muslims go to mosque 5 times daily, they just gather on Sundays to socialize and share thoughts.

Cost is not the problem, the annoying thing about Nigeria's case is that people get soo much pay doing nothing. Some do not even know why and and what do deliver to the people.

Every good thing comes with a cost, that is the same all over the world.

Yes, afterall Dimeji Bankole is 40 and still single, late marriage occurs both ways these days. Best of luck but you may have to change the criteria for your dream man accordingly

190:
^^

Thank you
make this remmii guy dey Drink[b] Viagra [/b] over someone else matter~

ol boy, wetin be im work, is that another brand of paracetamol?

and do what?

madlady:
@Poster, I was once kissed by a guy who washed every lick of artifice of my face it was the worst experience of my life.I will remember it till my dying day.

please exaggerate the bolded

na waa, this is 2009 carryover or should I say hangover, lwkmd.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=380198.msg5302529#msg5302529 date=1263329941]If you're also a good Nigerian, then instead of typing on NL, you should be at the rally.[/quote]true talk

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Siberia, everyone knows where she is, but no one wants to go there.

^^^^^^ You can create your own too, add authentic to the title. lwkmd

Sauron Happy Birthday, long life in good health, Amen.

As some said, he chose the medium some "thomases" would accept since they always doubt anything Nigerians. If NTA showed him they may say it  was recorded. The most important thing is that he is alive and as a human being we should rejoice with him. I think he is well and recovering, it is possible his physical state is not befitting for presidential display, for instance I would not like my president showed on TV worldwide in medical packages or worse still half unclothed, so they are limiting the coverage.

OgidiBoy:
I maybe wrong, but it seems like many here are hoping for the poor man to die. The man is doing his best, Nigeria s a very difficult country to Govern

FL Gators:
[color=teal]Are you okay?? [/color]

FL Gators, you may not agree the OgidiBoy, but I must tell you YarAdua is not the worst President we have had. He may not have the charisma or loudnes like some before him.

I wish him complete recovery, to the glory of God. I wish also that he would learn from reactions during his absence and complete his term better than he has ruled so far.