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Men would then no the value of bread.

Seriously, it is not healthy for both sides. The man would feel uncomfortable and the lady could be misuderstood easily even when her complains about unnessessary spending or waste is correct. Women are good as helpers but family is designed with men has head figure, othrwise, is considered as abnormal for most people.

Ikenna wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He
gives each woman a present of N650,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.



Ifeoma does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

Ikenna was impressed.

Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the N650,000. She gives him back his N650,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, Ikenna was impressed.

He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

You can never tell what they base their judgment on.

Headmistress

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Hotelier

Pekere, booli and dodo name from the same mama na upbring dey different.

tayo4me:
It's not Mike Enahoro, it's ANTHONY ENAHORO, and he has already been mentioned. Check ur facts b4 u start using unnecessary words.

Thanks for the correction, however, you could do that without the harsh rider. Thanks all the same.

Great Ife:

St Lafun (white amala) still dey Old Buka?

FST still dey sell bread?

Moza girls still dey pass Awo Hall go church every Sunday? and "Awo boys" still dey shout Cocaine on them?


Enjoy ooohhh!

ehn

1. Iyawo ti a fe ni egan, ti o fi iyan mole; yoo ba nbe lomo re yoo maje.
2. Iyawo ti a fi ijo fe, iran ni yoo wo lo,
3. A n ki, a n sa; o so wipe oko mo eni t'o ku, won so wipe o ni isu gbooro gbooro l'oko, agbado booku la 'la, o tun bere wipe ode ni tabi agbe.
4. Arise ni arika, arika ni baba iregun
5. Oromo adie o fo piriri, won ni eran lo ake; eran kini nbe l'ara eye.
6. Gbon gbon kan o si, a fi eniti ban ti ara e.
7. Ikun n je ogede, ikun n re idi; ikun ko mo wipe oun to dun nii p'ani.
8. A o ri iru re ri, a fi deru ba oloro ni.
9. Bi eni ti ri, ola ko ri be; ni babalawo d'ifa ojojumo.
10.  Ohun ti omo o je, ni o pa oju awo de; ____________________

11. Epa n pa ara re, o so wipe oun pa aja bi aja baku se yoo wa laye.


E pari eleyi:

Mo rii tan, mo maa tan, ______________________________

Omo Oba ti nje alakan, nkan ti yoo je ni oun je yen

Thanks God the "gurus and gugurus" are coming back. May them not lead us into deep losses again, May their chart reading be as accurate as they think, may them see the next depression 90 days before it comes. MAY I LISTEN TO GOOD ADVISE TIME AROUND, above all, ^{May my portfolio move from -60% to +60 end of 2009}

yelling

Funny nobody mentined Mike Enahoro, this man moved motion for Nigeria Independence when the Northerners were not ready. He was among those who chased white men away with their write ups , Jakande, Mokwgo Okoye et all. The man is still fighting for good governance even at twilight of his life. I think he deserves a placement. Why is our memory so short.

Go On With One Nigeria


(GOWON)

inning

not yet

yes?

lawyer

I think CHOICE FM is 103.5 while 90.5 is Gateway Radio (OGBC). Check again.


What about UNILAG FM 103.1 and 102.3 with their TATAFO and Kubanje direct.

Instead of forcing your choice on people the way politicians are doing with their selection, list all radio stations and let people vote freely.

Entrepreneur

Photo journalist

Stalking

Graphic Artist

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!

No! but I will do my best keeping my children, sisters and other loved ones away from him because those guys do not have limitations when comes to areas of operation. lol.

Secretz:
No my dear, I will not bite you.    
But not all ladies are parasites, oya! Repeat it to yourself all day.  

Now you want him to bite himself, lol.

No!

Barka Jumah Brothers and Sisters.

Tu Face is not different from most Nigeria musicians of old, aside of Ebenezer Obey, most of them had children from numerous women. Rumuor had it that KSA had wives in almost every towns of Nigeria and abroad where he went for concert. Sina Peters had children from two women before his marriage.

NOTE: Most of them have one other thing in common also "FAMOUS with little formal EDUCATION".

As for ladies giving birth for Tuface and his likes: Some ladies would give birth for any body they think they cherish, no matter their level of education or exposure. Why do women make love to their drivers and house boys. Why do men date their housemaids and the likes, not to talk of celebrities. When it comes to lust, human being have little or no control.

Elai:
The Nigeria Stock Exchange (NSE) has delisted the following MORIBUND stocks from its daily official list:

1. Footwears & Accessories Plc

2. Ferdinand Oil Mills Plc

3. Christlieb Plc

4. Liz-Olofin & Company Plc

5. Epic Dynamic Plc

6. Oluwa Glass Company Plc

7. Aba Textile Mills Plc

8. Asaba Textile Mills Plc.

What is the fate of those have shares in these companies, money down the drain?