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Ti apa ba ko sisan, a kaa le ori



Omo ko gbon a ni ko ma ku,__________________________

Boli and roasted yam are without oil

Didun lo dun ta nba ore je eko,___________________

A ni ki Gambari o ta okiti,o ni ile le, se ata'ye laa pe okiti naa

(Who cares if or not he survives the acrobatic display)


[b]Osupa le eni ko gun rege[/b]_______________________

So no aspect of Nigeria is free of corruption, why then blaming the politicians

Almost all services from banks in Nigeria come with a cost to customers, all you need to do is to ask questions before you get those services, no assumptions. They are all the same. UBA charges N2100+vat for reference letters they charge N150+vat per page of statement if it is printed on your demand. So do not assume anything understand the details of transactions. If you withdraw less than N20k over the counter they charge you extra in addition to COT. They expect you to make withdrawals less than 20K from ATM, guys the list is endless.

May her soul rest in peace

ha ha

Read this and stop arguing with Management mindsets,

Once Lagbaja, Tamedo and Lakasegbe were travelling in a car. They had an accident and all three of  them died.

Onibode Orun was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks Lagbaja and Tamedo to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Lakasegbe, Onibode had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Lakasegbe was not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Onibode why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.



Onibode agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.

Lagbaja was asked to spell " NIGERIA " and he did it correctly.

Tamedo was asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.

It is Lakasegbe's turn and he was asked to spell “CHECKCLOSOVAKIA ".

Lakasegbe protests that he did not understand English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.



Onibode then agreed to conduct a oral test in Yoruba (to give another chance
assuming that Lakasegbe should at least feel that Yoruba would provide an equal
platform for all three).

Lagbaja was asked to pronounce "Bade de Ade Oba" three times.  He did that easily and passed.

Tamedo was to say “Baba ni baba nje” three times. He too passed.

Lakasegbe was asked to say “Mo p’adaba l’aba alaba mo fi gi aba d’ana n go f’alaba  l’adaba je ” 3 times ."
Tough one. He failed again.



Lakasegbe was extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Onibode agreed, OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.

Lagbaja was asked: "When did Nigeria got Independent?” He replied "1960" and
passed.

Tamedo was asked "How many people died during the Ikeja Bomb Blast 2002?".

He got nervous. Onibode asked him to choose from 3 options: 10 or 1,000
or 100,000.

Tamedo catches it and says 1,000 and passed.

It's Lakasegbe's turn now.
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Onibode asked him to give the Name and Address of each of the 1,000 who died
in the Ikeja bomb blast.

Lakasegbe accepted defeat and agreed to go to HELL.


Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.[color=#990000][/color][b][/b]

Reading this terrible storry.

Hi ,

This is indeed touching,  ,
A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.
When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not
like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes
for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two
lovers but  could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in
a  local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will
allow you    to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each
othertruly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.
The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was
dressed in  white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the
other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he
died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that
she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an
old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the
guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother
ignored  the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then  when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in
fear and  told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash
the clothes which have blood stains immediately. she washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.
Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady
gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the
stains, and  the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.
She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,
someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old
lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up,  and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this, ?" The old lady replied,

"Try Ariel Washing powder,  just a dab and it will remove all
stubborn stains!!!" .

I know how you all are feeling now,  I have been through this too. But don't look at me like that . I'm also hunting for the idiot who  mailed this to me!
Enjoy,

we are getting there

I would not think fuel quality alone is suspect here. How low do you get your fuel level before refilling, if you have habbit of seeing the warning light before getting to filling station you may be killing the pumps yourself. I would advise you fill up as soon as the level drops below half tank.

Just laugh over this joke and make merry!!!!
  [center]
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During one Sunday's sermon he told them, 'If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!'

Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word:
'fallen.'
From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had 'fallen.'

This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.

Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned. 'You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!'

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.

But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said - 'I don't know why you're laughing; your wife fell three times last week!'[/center]

O ba esu l'orita o ni ko ko ile fun o, laalu iba le da ile ko amaa gbe ita gbangba.


Aparo kan ko ga ju 'kan lo,_____________________

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Salam alaekum , Barka Jummah, Brothers and Sisters. Remember to switch off your cell phones or put it on silence mode before entering the mosque. I always leave mine in the car though, then call back any unlikely missed calls. May Allah accept our efforts, reward and bless us. Amen.

Ambassador

Iyanfoworogi

Uli

Nguru

Al Ain

romade: soo ti ri wipe omo odo agba ni gbogbo wa bayi:

E pari gbolohun yi:



O ba esu l'orita o ni ko ko ile fun o,____________________________

busygirl:
I don laff tire ROTFLMFAO. Me i nor fit comment for this one oo _{*i'll just keep laughing*}

HAPPY MARRIED LIFE -- MR & MRS Osaniyi.

To you posters.  The lady got pregnant and they did the right thing before the child's arrival, f you have problem with that deal with it.  Those who think  lady is not the beauty queen they expectrd should know that most women become ugly in pregnacy. I wonder why you people cannot just respect others. As beatiful as you think you are yuo do not have enough gut to display that your "perfect figure" potraint on your profile.

They deserve commendation, some people would have aborted the baby for lack of fund to host elaborate "befitting" wedding.


Once again Happy Married life to the couple may the baby bring lot of blessings to the new family.

Fixed deposit is allowed with a clause in Islam. 

1. The predetermined interest rate is expected but should not be rigidly binding. The bank would work towards achieving that profit, if they make less you would have to take less if they make more you should get more

2. The bank must make profit through Halal means.

3. So if the terms are as stated above among others, yes you can invest.

bank manager

skilled labourer

The guyman is gradually completing required steps to become next CBN governor, Cry the beloved Qantry (sic: country)

romade:
Eniti oju re ko ba ri oran ri e je o wi

romade you are correct, there are other conclusions as follows:

1. Eniti oju re ko ba ri oran ri, eje ko fi omo orogun fun oko.
2. Eniti oju re ko ba ri oran ri nii so wipe oun yoo ko ajo kehin



Oran ko ba ojugun_______________________

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