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Now you guys have just spoilt my already demonised reputation the more
You have just made me the Succeeding NL webmasters resident Devil. But truth hurts and it gotta be told. I wonda why the haters have not started crucifying me yet?

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I will put a sticker on my laptop to remind my self neva to POST my websites (both crappy and michael angelo master pieces) why cant you guys just give constructive criticisms? Just review the damned site and tell him what is wrong with it. Instead of saying SUCKS , just say the layout looks a bit plain and you could do more on the creative side? And I believe no one hear is below 18? At least we are all adults. We don’t need to be fooling our old age.

@Afam.
Some of the things they said are true. Just ignore people out to bring you down you don’t have to reply every clown that is out of work. I once posted my websites on this forum. I was not even asking for a BLOODY REVIEW. Trust my good samaritan Naija brodas they gave me the time off the day. Initially I lashed out at them. Just like you are doing now. But I later found out that it was not worth it. Most of the loudest critics in nairaland cant code or design to save their lives. Just take the good advice and leave the clowns to their circus

However if you need unbiased advice, without beef whatsoever try contacting Yawa-ti-de. She is the most unbiased critic you can ever get. That’s what I do. I contact her in private. She does not charge me sha (she is my web school mummy ) so I don’t know if she will bill you.
cheers

Well!!! Just post anything you think would be extremely beneficial to NL web developers; newbies, Pros and , yup i almost forgot, the critics. It may be links, advice, sample proposals. anything

yup. remo was going along with his lawful web design business offending no one, and all of a sudden yawa-ti-de came up with the unprecedented allegation that his website sucks and she was staunchly aided and abetted by koborgunje, according to the forum supremacy case of nairaland vs in---

If you want to creation a website then you have to going to here http://www.websitenigeria.com/Internet/Web-Design-and-Development/ but you had to going to breaking into your banking accounting.

When Web Developers turn lawyers.

Now both of you!!! were are you running to. i am really beginning to enjoy this. But please keep the personal insults aside. this is a good topic. i have always considered the merits and demerits of using CMS. so let the civilized debate continue.

Are you serious? Pokistum is like the end of the, neva mind. My yahoo id is remoranger@yahoo.com. I just may need your critique services. I am online now. POKISTUM? strange. My friend did is youth service in that area and

@yawatide nah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i gotta chicken out. Some big bad wolves in the area are out to get me. i am so scared Anyways are you really living  in potiskum?. The way you sound it seems that you get a lot of jobs in potiskum!!! lol!!!. send me your address so that i will come and parasite on all ya jobs. as for the back and forth. if its purely intellectual and sincere; i am game. but when sentiments and beef start rolling out. Nigerians feel they know too much is it a blessing or a curse? maybe i ought to start a thread on that. but then i am not much of a poster. i just prefer to read and laugh my scrawny butt off and fart all over me office. 

@ yawa ti de. You sound very interesting. I do like to subscribe to you blog if you have got one. At least you are an honest critic!!! i disagree with googling a tutorial on how to build a bridge. i seriously do. if that where to happen, oxford and havard would go broke. Well i must honestly say i am tired of all this back and forth with nigerian web developers(what in the name of *** was i thinking) i think we all have projects to attend to. When i am stressed out and i need a comic relief i will come and read most of the posts.
And for all those whose ego's i have trampled on intentionally or unintentionally. well i am NOT SORRY

@sam thankx just googled kribarteo up. i got 185,000 results. can you believe this guy?

@ddunobi Just checked out ur site i think the website of my state is light years behind when compared to yours. Just do what you feel is necessary to make changes based on your own discretion ( at least you have team members or you had a plan before starting out) Great work!!!!. . i know a guy developing a website for an lga for 1 milla (At least u don hammer)

@ Ya wa tide. jesus!!!!!! what in d name of dickens made you think i was ever referring to you? pls read every single post before you strike back huh? I did not say degree programmes did not exist. i will soon be enrolling in one before you can smoke the next wrap of weed. lets face it high school kids can download ebooks online and learn web design and even do a damn good job at it. but i will be hanged if he can design a refinery without going to school. capiche?

WOW!!!!!!!! well i m not much of a saint but i think i remember that part of the bible where it is written about logs and eyes and stuffs like that. Web design and development is not a full blown rigid ivy league academic degree program. Its not like in my profession where you dare not go against the second law of thermodynamics; you just may pay dearly with your life. I think web design/development is a free style thingy whether you use photoshop or the graphics are bogus, or the websites are too green (what the dickens is wrong with green anyway? its the designers choice) or this or that. Just do you best and dont think you help yourself by trying to pull down the houses others built just to assuage your own frustrated ego. Yawa will happen when you design/develop sumtin and your clients or audience dont digg it. The God of Hunger go descend horribly upon you.

AS FOR THE CRITICS . i have a list of sites below for you. start criticizing

http://www.csszengarden.com
http://www.alexbuga.com
http://www.cnn.com
http://www.bbc.com
http://www.youtube.com
http://www.nairaland.com

oh!! i almost forgot

http://www.facebook.com
http://www.twitter.com

AT least that will keep you busy for a while

@sam Ok. Dont run the forum. What is this krisbarteo guy up to?

@webdezzi Thanks. I Don't use photoshop.

@kokojunkie I did not really get round to the part of you dissing my site. just found it. all i have seen in all your posts are unnecessary attitudes and a whole lotta empty noises. Now will his royal assness, sorry highnesss (excuse my bad Portuguese ) please show Nigerian web masters how to design sites that would please our great web design lord and master? this site sucks ! this site aint shit !! this site wasn't designed by my momma !!! when the 4q would you stop whining? what have you done anyway? grow some BALLS!!!!!! and stop acting immature.

@kob Well i am going to start with my own sites. And please dont run me into the ground cos i aint flaunting and i m just one year into the biz. but if any where templated then show me the duplicates and i would resign
http://www.webextremeng.com
http://www.faabbizlimited.com

ok let me stop there

as for the forums i agree i did not develop them but the themes are original
http://www.unicalgist.com
http://www.iuogist.com
http://www.christiannigeria.com

and the one dearest to me heart http://www.websitenigeria.com even though i know it sucks

@kobojunkie i think you are been damn unfair on Nigerian web developers becos u met a few template pretenders dont mean the rest of us is like that. Thats why i have started a project celebrating nigerian webmasters nor matter their skill set http://www.websitenigeria.com at least i havent viewed a site there yet that looks template driven. IMO

:DPlease help www.christiannigeria.com. Whats it gonna cost u? nothing. its free. Its just my project, still in beta phase to celebrate been saved by my lord and personal saviour. Jesus Christ. Thank you

official site: www.webextremeng.com
Latest work: www.faabbizlimited.com

Not all nigerian developers think green.
http://www.webextremeng.com
http://www.faabbizlimited.com
at least de dont look green to me.