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We play too much in this country. She took a picture in the toilet and she thinks she's a gangsta?

She needs to lose some weight first. I've never seen the point of using any human being to promote a product or service. I for one do not patronize a business simply because some so called celebrity endorses it, what a stupid strategy. That's money flushed down the toilet, I will not patronize oak pension or whatever.

Anyone can change anything they want on wikipedia, this isn't news. It's about time these two clowns broke up, its not cute anymore. It was okay seeing them perform as twins when they were younger, now they look like two grown ass men still dressing up identically, that's so gay. Why would anyone expect these two family men performing as a duo at this age?? Sooner or later they had to breakup and they've cooked up all this pseudo animosity so their gullible fans wouldn't know they have an ulterior motive all along.

Foolish guy

akzjazz:
Miss me with your weak whining. What have YOU done to try and better the Nigeria you found yourself in? If you don't have encouraging words to celebrate a new achievement albeit belated, shut your mouth or rather don't spew immature sh*t here.

This is the reason why your government continues to treat you like sh*t. You elected them for a purpose and they must do their work or get the fu*k out. Democracy is govt for the people by the people you nitwit. And of course the private sector has a role to play as well, now tell me, how have they been solving rape, homicide and quite frankly most crimes without a DNA testing lab? Is that something the private sector should introduce as well?

Hahaha this country is so backward it's not even funny. It's no wonder whenever a DNA test is needed to confirm the relationship between parents and children or siblings seeking immigrant visas or residency in foreign countries, the Nigerian embassy charges an exorbitant fee and takes forever to process the blood samples. This is because Nigeria a country of over 180million people does not have a DNA testing lab but instead ships all samples to south Africa.

What A joke of a country. DNA testing has been in existence for over 50years and we are just now having ours. It begs the question, does Nigeria have a forensic team of detectives to solve rape crimes and homicides? How are rapists being convicted then?

Kim Jun Un you fat menace, I hate you with a passion but if you can just grant me one wish I will forever be grateful: Detonate a nuclear warhead over Nigeria's airspace and let us have a nuclear fallout like the World has never seen.

NASTYNASOSO:
HMMMMMMM

NOW I KNOW IGNORANCE IS A DISEASE.

TAKE TIME AND GO ALL AROUND WORLD, BESIDES BIOLOGICALLY THAT AGE IS VERY MUCH OK FOR MARRIAGE.
YOU ARE SIMPLY USING THE NIGERIAN SCENARIO TO JUDGE THEM,ITS UNDERSTANDABLE PEOPLE DO NOT MARRY EARLY THESE DAYS DUE TO POVERTY OR OTHER SELFISH REASONS.
HE DID NOT BREAK THE LAW AND HE IS NOT ASKING FOR YOUR HELP TO RUN HIS FAMILY.
DO NOT CALL HIM NAMES JUST BECAUSE YOU ENVY HIM PRAY FOR HIM INSTEAD.

You can use all caps from now till tomorrow and you will still remain a pedophile. If I should confiscate your laptop or phone right now, I'm pretty sure it's filled with child pornography.

[quote author=Tamass post=60564301]What the fvck are you even saying...did you even care to know what offence he committed before he was bundled there..some people dont deserve to walk among humans[/quote

You are a stupid chimp. Why do we have a judicial system then if anyone can just levy whatever punishment they want on someone else? Or are you suggesting a Nigerian court sentenced this man to detention in a cage?

When the white man bounded our hands and legs with shackles and shipped us to the Caribbean to cultivate tobacco and sugarcane, we complained about the inhumanity and injustice. But here is a grown man locked in a cage like my agric cockrels and nothing will be done about it. Passersby after passersby will look and laugh and go about their business. The police might even pass by and laugh at the sight, yet we say we are civilized humans, oh giants of Africa at that!

I've said it before and I will say it again, all Nigerians should be exterminated by weapons of mass destruction and lets start afresh.

Look at these funny people swimming in excrete infested water and in their little minds they must feel like Michael Phelps competing in the Olympics. These jokers are better off swiming in the soakaway for what it's worth.

It would be wonderful to see the CIA, KGB, FBI and Scotland yard collaborate in exterminating every Nigerian with deadly airborne viruses like the World has never seen before. We are unfit to rule ourselves as Nigeria, Biafra, Arewa, Oduduwa or whatever fanatical countries you all yearn for. We need to eradicate all tribes and start afresh.

Jokers

These jokers are here bragging about 160km/hr trains when China built trains running as fast as 431km/hr as far back as 2004. Nigerian politicians are clowns but I can't blame them, they know their constituents are gullible bonobos whom are easily lured over with free bags of rice and mosquito nets come election day.

ritababe:
shut up, you are not making any sense.

It's not surprising to see the techno and infinix loyalists quoting me. Just know you've been warned today. Every time you talk on your phone, you are exposing your oral mucosa to genetic altering radiation, whenever you place that same phone in your pocket, you are exposing your cervix and testicles to dangerous radiation and for some of you ladies who hide your phones in your bra well you know the outcome of that. It's doesn't even matter if the phone isn't being used, those cheaply made phones are constantly connecting or updating apps in the background..

Talk about misplaced priorities, you pay 10,000 naira for a phone that will cause cancer in the coming years. Pitiful.

Thierry Henry will score the winning goal for Man UTD.

I think it's high time the United Nations peacekeeping troops invade Nigeria and send everyone to concentration camps for 10 years of hard labor then finally sent to gas chambers for asphyxiation.

Nothing good comes out of this country, it's high time we are exterminated and a more civilized race take over.

Nigerians love taking credit for things that were invented well before even Lord luggard set foot on west Africa. Anyone with ears would know Mr Eazi's self acclaimed legendary beats were copied from Gyptian's "hold yuh" a song released 7 years ago.

Techno, infinix hot and other cheaply made Chinese leftovers are causing a higher prevalence of oral cancer, cervical cancer and testicular cancer amongst our youth but no one is doing anything about it. Quite honestly, the minister of health hasn't noticed the trend and he's clueless about what to do.

People don't realize the amount of genome changing radiation emitted by these cheaply made phones that will never be approved for sale in 1st world countries but Nigeria is a dumping ground.

China knows it's dominance is waning, Africa will replace it as the world exporter soon because of the availability of cheap labor. China wants to turn every youth in this country into zombies with terminal cancer so as to maintain is dominance, but of course the youth don't see the writing on the wall, they all want to be virtual millionaires by gambling on betnaija, trading in bitcoins or frolicking with blood money rituals.

If you cannot afford a $1000 iPhone or Samsung phone, you should stick to talking drums, a tin can phone and postage mail for communication.

TiffanyDavies:
Did you read the caption and the story properly? The girl is 17 while the boy is 18 years old. This is how people fail exams. Sorry, but what exactly were you going on and on about?

You and the rest of the dimwits who quoted me are good for nothing scallywags. I made my point clear, it doesn't matter if the girl is 18 and the boy is 17 or vice versa, my point remains the same. The adult is a pedophile and should be locked up with the keys thrown away.

Justnora:
What are you saying oversabi. Is the boy 37years dating a 17years old girl? Do you know what pedophilia is? Or who is a pedophile? Use words you understand.

. An 18year old dating a 17years old girl is okay

Stop supporting evil, you wouldn't want your underaged child dating or marrying an adult. An 18 yr old is an adult while a 17 yr old is still underaged regardless of the months or days between them. In civilized clines, this 18yr old will be locked up, but in Nigeria, anything goes.

This 18yr old girl is a pedophile and child molester regardless of whatever customs her people observe. A 17 year old boy is underage and should be dating his age mates or immediate junior.

The girl should be found and arrested immediately, and quite honestly should be sent to life imprisonment for endangering the welfare of a child, aggravated rape and pedophilia.

These are the kind of issues the government should focus its attention, instead they are busy chasing after multi billion dollar looters. This issue affects the common man more so than all the efforts spent chasing after looters.

I can't help but wonder why north korea wouldn't use Nigeria as a nuclear test site and annihilate all tribes, fulani, igbo, Yoruba, Hausa etc. What's the point of threatening south Korea and Japan, both countries Who actually produce quality tech devices and cars?

An ICBM released from one of its silos based missle storages and amassed with 40kg of highly enriched and miniaturized uranium will decimate Nigeria into rubble and left a nuclear waste land like chernobyl.

I can't help but wonder why that fat man in North Korea hasn't threatened Nigeria, its not like we have missle defense systems or anything. Puzzling.

Alexrayz:
Even a good news dat is as rare as an eclipse u guys with name analogy will not let us enjoy in peace abi una get heart at all tiger ko elephant ni so far dey doing well leave them for us thank you

You are sporting a foreign name, Alexrayz, I'm neither surprised nor amused by your response, it is quite predictable.

Souljeezy:
and u have a cook in ur profile?
wah? u tryna intimidate a hen?
watever u'r smoking isn't good for you

We sell and rent cockrels

A tiger has multiple stripes, powerful jaws and sharp teeth. Why are Nigerian national teams obsessed with powerful wild animals like tigers, eagles and falcons? Are they really intimidating anyone with these ferocious animals?

Does it mean they cannot defeat opponents without these aliases?
Can this mediocre Nigerian team beat a high school team from the U.S?

Why does international sport bodies like FIFA allow Nigeria to compete despite Nigeria being the most corrupted country in the world? I think it's high time Nigeria is banned from participating in all international sporting events.

The truth is there will always be oil, don't let the white man fool you. Nigeria's oil will never run out, why you may ask? Let me indulge you, Nigeria sits atop a mass gravesite of dinosaurs. Over the years those dinosaurs carcasses disintegrate into petrocarbons which is oil.

Regardless of what OP says, Nigeria's oil will never run out.

I can't help but wonder why I have nip.ples as a man, I mean it feels good when my lady stimulates them,other than that, I see no purpose of a semi mammary gland that produces no milk.

I woke up this morning and that's all I've occupied myself with, strange.

Watching game of thrones and other foreign movies is treason because it hurts the Nigerian movie industry.

Your lust for foreign movies via piracy also annihilates the Nigerian honey industry. Why you may ask? Let me indulge you, every time you browse on the internet it causes radiation and that radiation kill bees.

You sir should be decapitated with a guillotine for your treasonous act of watching game of thrones.