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ProgrammingRe: Buy Negative Google Reviews by rentAcock(m): 6:57pm On Jan 28, 2024
Una dey even sell negative reviews to soil your competition's reputation. You are an enemy of progress. And you want God to bless you like so.
FamilyRe: Getting Married And Living In Your Parents House. What Is Wrong About It by rentAcock(m): 2:40pm On Jan 25, 2024
Absolutely nothing wrong with it, as a matter of fact, that's what I did. I got married and lived in the same house with my parents and siblings. While living with them, I was saving massively. My wife and I went back to school as well and got masters degrees. We had no kids for the 3 years we lived there so it was manageable. This allowed us to save enough money to build our own house without any debts. So it is financially wise to live in your parents house while married. You get to know each other more, it strengthens the bond between your wife and her inlaws and there's this sense of appreciation you have when you finally get your own place.
RomanceRe: "How Did You Make You First (one Thousand) 1k"? by rentAcock(m): 11:27pm On Jan 23, 2024
codedgalaxy:
lol, how can you be buying that much. you be santa clause? lol.
Goody-goody, damn brought some good memorise there, i feel you mahn.
Na only me dey chop am. I get sweet teeth 😁😁
RomanceRe: "How Did You Make You First (one Thousand) 1k"? by rentAcock(m): 10:44pm On Jan 23, 2024
Working at a paint factory back in primary 5 - JSS2. I spent it all on sprint chewing gum, Goody Goody and those small satchet of very sweet condensed peak milk. I spent the rest buying knockout during Christmas period and dashing village people money.
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Celebrates Tunde Ednut's Birthday In US Jail (pics/video) by rentAcock(m): 8:57am On Jan 23, 2024
This guy cannot lay off the addiction for social media stardom despite the fact that his need for attention ultimately led to his demise. How did he even get a phone inside prison? Why is he congratulating ednut, did he also splurge him with fraudulent money? The U.S government should extend his sentence to 70 years as it's evident to everyone that he lacks remorse and he will likely continue with his scaming ways once he's released.
CrimeRe: Can I Win Case Of Self Defence On Murder by rentAcock(m): 6:23am On Jan 23, 2024
Nothing like self defense in Nigerian criminal law. If anyone is trying to harm you, report it to the police so they have a paper trail before anything happens. But that doesn't give you the all clear to kill someone in self defense. You will need irrefutable video evidence to prove innocence in any murder case. Goodluck.
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Namibia: AFCON 2023 (4 - 0) On 21st January 2024 by rentAcock(m): 10:02pm On Jan 21, 2024
Stargangz:
go cash out bro, e don enter
LOL I don't gamble, I have this gift of predicting the future. I use it to invest in stocks and companies that will blow.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Surprised By Napoli Fans At AFCON 2024 by rentAcock(m): 4:42pm On Jan 21, 2024
Bipolar fans, once he starts losing club games, they will turn on him. The White man cannot be trusted sometimes.
CrimeRe: Police Disrupt Kidnap Plans, Arrest Three Suspects In Abuja by rentAcock(m): 4:39pm On Jan 21, 2024
The audacity to kidnap someone in the capital just goes to show that no where is safe. But the Nigerian Police Force is working. Kudos to them.
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Namibia: AFCON 2023 (4 - 0) On 21st January 2024 by rentAcock(m): 4:39pm On Jan 21, 2024
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HealthRe: Update On My Sister's Leg Injury 2 Years Later by rentAcock(m): 2:15pm On Jan 14, 2024
The average Nigerian is gullible. The before picture is photoshopped. See how blurry the wound section is compared to the healthy part of her leg. Also notice how there's barely any scar tissue or mark on her foot. After a deep tissue damage like that, even plastic surgery cannot replace it back to such a pristine condition as if nothing happened. Very soon, OP will start selling you guys the so called "traditional" medicine he used to clone his sister's leg.
TravelRe: Train Crushed A Car At Ilupeju Byepass Last Night by rentAcock(m): 12:42pm On Dec 31, 2023
With only a few hours to the new year and the devil wants to off them. I pray for a quick recovery. May we all make it into the new year safely.
SportsRe: Frank Onyeka Aims For AFCON 2023 Success With Nigeria’s Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 2:53pm On Dec 29, 2023
Anything short of being African champions should be considered a failure and a reason for termination.
RomanceRe: When A Lady Tell"s You She Has Fibroid by rentAcock(m): 10:32pm On Dec 23, 2023
At least she's honest about it. A lot of them don't reveal that they have fibroids until they get married. One of my bro married one like that, the lady had so many huge fibroids that even the gynecologist doing the ultrasound was just lamenting "fibroid everywhere!" My bro was never the same after that day, because even though the doctor was unprofessional to be lamenting like that, it scared him to death. Right there and then, he thought he will never be a father. They had been trying to conceive for several months before finally deciding to see a doctor and that's when he found out. The lady said she didn't know she had fibroids, but I find it hard to believe considering that she was in her late 20s at the time. Had she never seen a doctor before marriage? Hard to believe. Anyway, after 4 years of trying, she finally had a surgery to remove the fibroids and they've had 2 kids afterwards.

Fibroid is a common thing amongst Nigerians and Black women around the world, but a lady should still disclose it to her serious boyfriend. It's not fair to trick a man into marrying you only to find out that you have football sized fibroid in your womb. If a man knows he's impotent but doesn't disclose it to his wife, she wouldn't be happy to find out after marriage either.
CareerRe: Who Have Seen This by rentAcock(m): 5:40pm On Dec 23, 2023
There are several threads here about online gig sites like Fiverr, upwork etc, just go there and start learning. There are threads on domain reselling; people even post proof of sales to encourage others, again search for the thread. I personally know a lady who sews traditional attires and sells it on American sites like Etsy. She sews it in Nigeria and ships it to the client in America and they pay her handsomely in dollars.

There are folks on nairaland who pay someone overseas to help them meet up with Americans and Europeans at their house and buy phones and computers for cheap then the person helps them ship the item to Nigeria, then they resell for a cool profit. Search for the thread.

Keep searching Nairaland, you will find people trading foreign stocks right here in Nigeria. They buy shares in cheap small cap American companies that have catalyst to push the stock price high, then they later sell it for profit. You also have forex and crypto threads, although I must warn you, a majority of these folks eventually lose money.

The point I'm trying to make is, everything starts with you. You have to be hungry and interested enough to scroll through different threads on Nairaland to gain knowledge and skill needed in making money online. Don't expect anyone to feed you with all the information u need. But I promise you there are so many people genuinely making money online.

I used to help people convert their earned dollars into naira on nairaland. Sometimes I would be shocked at how much money these guys had for exchange. And many of them were consistently making thousands of dollars.
CrimeRe: Burglars Forced To Drink The Alcohol They Stole From A Store (Video, Photos) by rentAcock(m): 9:48pm On Nov 29, 2023
Now that's a punishment I can support. Seriously killing someone over cheap alcohol makes no sense. Kudos to them.
Foreign AffairsRe: North Korea Moves Heavy Weapons To Border With South. by rentAcock(m): 6:46am On Nov 28, 2023
Paper tigers make the most threats and try too hard to portray themselves as ferocious but it's all a facade. Look at how Russia tricked the world into thinking it is a superpower, yet they cannot defeat small Ukraine. Paper tigers love to hide behind the threats of nuclear weapons, but seriously, with all the mishaps and blunders we've seen from these guys, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that none of their nukes are operational, they might actually annihilate themselves.
EducationRe: Authentic: The Most Popular Word Of 2023 According To Merriam-Webster Dictionary by rentAcock(m): 6:38am On Nov 28, 2023
I thought it will be "gyatt", that's all I see on tiktok.
RomanceRe: Slim Chance Of A Married Man Coming Back To Their Wife If They Relocate To Ameri by rentAcock(m): 10:18pm On Nov 19, 2023
guobe:
Sincerely speaking, the chances of a married man even with kid that relocated to America without the wife going with him coming back to Nigeria to meet his wife again is very slim.
This occurs especially if the man goes without genuine papers and may need to get married to some one over there so as to have papers .
Got chatting with a friend that relocated to America sometime ago and asked him if he had come back to take his wife and kid in Nigeria but he responded that he had remarried over there.
Alot of ladies that their husband have relocated for years are now sleeping with men as they have waited endlessly for their husbands to come but to no avail.some of the ladies even had to remarry due to the endless wait.
Its a precarious situation as the men over there may even come with their America wife to Nigeria to meet up with the Nigeria wife and all parties will carry on as if nothing happened .
Things on things for japarians.
Me and my household will never have to worry about no such thing. We will not elope to the White man's land. We will remain here and build Nigeria. I will rather be a king in my home than a servant in another man's house.
PoliticsRe: This Tomatoes Was N2.0 Naira Only Back Then by rentAcock(m): 10:01pm On Nov 19, 2023
And your point is? This is just like saying 1+1=2 is that news? Do you expect the price of anything to remain the same after several years? Even in the America and Europe you people worship and exalt so much, there's inflation and costs of items go up every year all the same.
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Woman Who Has Undergone Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) (pics) by rentAcock(m):
As a professional male escort, I've been with women with BBL and to be honest it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Before my escapades with women with BBL, I never found them attractive and I even avoid watching blue films with performers who had work done on their bodies. But my encounters with them haven't been so bad; save for the fact that their glute doesn't ripple like natural buttocks would, it really doesn't decrease intimacy. But I still don't find them attractive enough to marry a woman with one. Moreover, women with BBL are generally lewd and have a higher body count than your average lady.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Goes FULL FASCIST by rentAcock(m): 9:42pm On Nov 19, 2023
Obrigardo:
I have no words.
Even Tinubu won't sound so dark like this.
Are people so gullible to believe every fake video or fake news posted on Nairaland and other social media platforms? Does anyone verify anything anymore or do you just assume everything you read online is irrefutable truth? We have Google, a quick 2 second search will immediately tell you a news story is real or fake. Donald Trump never said anything like this and this tweet doesn't exist on his Twitter account. With the advent of AI, everyone needs to double check and triple check anything they read or watch and not fall victim to emotional manipulations of bad actors. All these guys care about is views and followers.
RomanceRe: When A Woman Has Big Buttocks by rentAcock(m): 9:25pm On Nov 19, 2023
Mercisharelove:
What's the big deal? What are you starring at? Why spend precious time watching buttocks used for defecation, oh my God, what a generation, have you ever been to the mortuary to see very big ass ladies lying dead and lifeless?

You all are just wasting precious time debating on morality and ethics, it shows how jobless the world is, though gainfully employed but imprisoned in their minds.
Obviously you were sleeping during integrated science in secondary school if not, you should have learnt that biologically, a woman with broad hips is more attractive to men because she is perceived to have adequate space to safely push out a baby. Men like women with broad hips and big boobs because subconsciously they are looking to mate with a woman who can give birth safely and have enough mamary glands to breast feed a baby. According to evolutionary theory, man's sole purpose is to procreate and ensure the existence of our specie and one way to achieve this, is through natural selection. We love big hips and big breasted women so therefore, we select them over women with small hips and small boob. Do this over millenias, you increase the number of broad hip and big breast offsprings while reducing or forcing the small hips and small breasted women to go extinct. Most guys don't even know this fact, they think they are butt or breast guys when infact their hormones are like GPS guiding them towards a more favorable mate who has a better chance of birthing a healthy offspring.
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Inflation Continues Upward Trend, Rises To 27.33% For October by rentAcock(m): 12:50pm On Nov 15, 2023
People need to stop whining and wailing and find solutions to counter inflation. Nigeria's inflation rate is still far better than Turkey, Argentina, Venezuela, Zimbabwe etc. And some of those countries have more oil reserves than Nigeria.
If by now you haven't figured out how to convert your money to a stable coin or bitcoin, then you must really like seeing your money depreciate everyday. Things will get worse before it gets better, but I will never give up on this country.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Lady Breaks Guinness World Record For The Longest Handmade Wig by rentAcock(m): 7:30pm On Nov 14, 2023
Nothing impressive about this. As a kid, I used to marvel over the Guiness Books of Record books. The book cover were shinny and filled with extreme feats and accomplishments by really smart and gifted people. But now, it's just a money making scheme. Any idiot can decide they want to make record for the most absurd things like the longest fart AKA mess or the longest wig. How is that ground breaking and impressive? I can decide to sew the longest dress in history, it's nothing special, except a total waste of fabric and time.
RomanceRe: Goodnight Texts That Can A Woman Love You More by rentAcock(m): 9:16pm On Nov 05, 2023
In this economy, all a lady cares about is bank alert, not your corny generic love texts. Try increase your hustle.
BusinessRe: MTN, Airtel Lose N479bn To Currency Revaluation by rentAcock(m): 7:08pm On Nov 05, 2023
Even if dollar hit N10,000, me and my household will never give up on this country. When MTN and Airtel were making billions of dollars in profit, did they complain or give any of their customers some of their gains? They should accept their loss as a part of doing business.
BusinessRe: Zuckerberg Has Knee Surgery For Injury Sustained From Training For MMA Fight by rentAcock(m): 3:36pm On Nov 05, 2023
Two bored billionaires craving attention.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Mayor And Baptist Pastor Commit Suicide by rentAcock(m): 3:30pm On Nov 05, 2023
Trump people and hypocrisy like 5 & 6
PhonesRe: Sailors Find Container Full Of Iphone 14 Promax Lost At Sea (pics/video) by rentAcock(m): 3:22pm On Nov 05, 2023
Fake news. I remember this video going viral maybe a couple years ago and it turned out to be a hoax. There were no iPhones inside the container. The package reads "first quality tobacco" its a type of chewing tobacco. Always verify before posting.
RomanceRe: Stop Sucking Pussies Guys..It's For Your Own Good. by rentAcock(m): 3:05pm On Nov 05, 2023
I literally do this for a living and my clients pay premium. Also there's so much misinformation in this post. The main cause of throat cancer is smoking and excessive alcohol consumption. Yes HPV which can be contracted from kissing also has a risk of causing throat cancer but it's very rare and accounts for less than 5% of the causes of throat cancer. Take my advice and that of all these quack doctors on social media with a grain of salt as so many post shocking headlines and stories for views and followers.

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