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seunlayi:
You just graduated from sucking your mummy's milk sey?

Sọ́rọ̀ nìyẹn?

Yes and now your mommy is milking my c0ck

Jerrypolo:
I know you want to trend!!!.

You are a confirmed dunce.

Only idiots allow themselves to be kidnapped. If you aren't walking around with a small handgun, a pepper spray and a mini gps device at all times, then you deserve to be kidnapped. Maybe you cannot carry a concealed handgun, the least you can at least do is have a mini gps device implanted in your bag, or belt or inside your shoe. Be tactical, this way when you've gone missing for a day or two, a relative would know exactly where to track you or where your last known location was reported, no instead you all wander about Nigeria like prey in a lion's den. Well done

Brimmie:
My Guy! You're right!!

I actually have someone here that sends me Computer Village Price of Apple and Samsung Products every week. I just sell around 10k less.

Y'all shouldn't be greedy.

Do you mind posting the average computer village price for apple and samsung items every week so folks here would know if its worth buying something they see online

safarigirl:
you came to conclusions from what? So, you think if someone is eating healthily and does not rest, they won't die or have a relapse?

Gosh, you're dumber than I thought

You are either autistic or just mentally slow. I wouldn't cast you though, you need to be taught in slow motion. Yes eating healthy plays a major part in it. Nobody dies out of exhaustion for walking back and forth a stage for 12hrs. Heck there are people whose jobs require them to stay on their feet for 12hrs+ ex nurses. They don't just die. You obviously didn't read the article, it says she was diagnosed with meningitis! Exactly why I said a lack of proper nutrients reduces your immune system to fight infections. If you have difficulty reading and comprehending all I've written, you should immediately request a full refund from all the schools you've attended.

maklelemakukula:
U aren't intelligent. Oversabi wants to kill you

Right. Go ahead and shoot yourself.

maklelemakukula:
keep fooling ursef

Keep quoting me to shine, my exceptionally high IQ wouldn't rub off you.

maklelemakukula:
olodo oversabi

Hahaha, that's what losers call those who are intellectual more superior than them. Go back to school and get enlightened.

safarigirl:
you are a reflection of what is wrong with the Nigerian educational system.


You can't even take your time out to read, because small patience would have told you she died of exhaustion, not anorexia or malnutrition or whatever your limited thoughts led you into thinking. EXHAUSTION

Now, go back and read again.

You are a dunce. It is all related. Dummy being mal nourished causes low stamina and leads to exhaustion. You are everything wrong with Nigeria, a highly opionated re.tard.

maklelemakukula:
shut up!

Fool, I'm typing

Amnesia is not a defence. They are all crooks and need to be shot.

Nigeria is a zoo


Nigeria is a zoo


Nigeria is a zoo


The British should reopen the slave ports of badagry and ship out Nigerians enmass to cotton fields. This is what we deserve.

It's about time, her cheesy skits were becoming more corny everyday. After a while, that rooster voice becomes irritating.

That's what happens when these young girls starve themselves for hours and when they finally have a small bowl of soup, they end up gagging themselves to vomit everything. Anorexia bulimia is a major problem for models. But that's what they have to do to maintain a size zero. Just have to wonder what type of guys really admire these scrawny looking girls. When you aren't eating a well balanced diet, your immunity declines and you become prone to infections.
Her agent and the organizers should be arrested immediately and fed a bowl of cyanide.

bigpicture001:
...idiot say only what u know...sh sleeps with the dog and leaves the dog outside...nonsense

You are a stupid goat for this comment.

You can tell she sleeps with that dog.

Doyin2:
The most digitalised country USA is lead by 72year old Trump.Stop living in fool's paradise.Age does not guarantee good governance.

Shut up, the previous one was in his early 40s when he became president. Trump is quite knowledgeable about the internet, heck he's always tweeting. Ask him about blockchain, cyber crime, alternative energy and stuff like that, he's well informed. You can't say the same for buhari and the rest of these illiterates. Stop acting like a foolish goat.

Escapes? The Nigerian police has no integrity.

Benifica will win 2-1

kmc009:
go work and stop doing Maths on people's wealth, are you their accountant or world accountant, Lazy bastard

Asslicker and scam artist idolizer. Your father is a bastard

This is the digital age and calls for younger presidents at helm. Aren't these old men tired of making a fool of themselves at international conferences? When nations are talking about stopping cyber crimes, the blockchain, global warming and alternative energy, what can these old dummies contribute? Can you imagine the likes of OBJ, Buhari, Lamido sounding intelligent when delivering speeches? This is bad. We need a qualified 30 something or 40 something year old in power.

This is the reason why white people today hate it when they are portrayed as the main facilitators of slavery. Just imagine these lunatics selling off children for as little as 1million naira. This is the same way they sold our ancestors into slavery for mirrors and silver. The black man's greed knows no bounds. They should be be tied to a tree and shot with anti-tank artillery.

They can become the role sponsor of the world cup and I still don't buy this cancer causing garbage.

Tip #1. Carry a handgun and pepper spray inside your glove box at all times. A Smith & wesson will serve you well.

#2. Install a small dashcam to show as proof to acquit you of any charges when you kill a numbskull.

#3. Install dark tints in your side Windows, at night they wouldn't know who's in the car.

Good. Spare us the display of hairy yam legs and lopsided buttocks.

What exactly does this big boy do? If not for the internet and globalization, I swear so many people would think the likes of hushpuppi, Davido, mompha, Emoney and all other fake urchins are the richest people in the world. These guys cannot boast of having even up to $100million yet they make the most noise. Just out of perspective, the richest man in the world, Jeff Bezos added over $20Billion to his net worth in one day last week and you will never see him brag about that on social media.

All you asslickers hailing these guys and idolizing them online are the cause of this attention seeking behavior.

Clowns. What record did he break to make it into guiness book of records? IS it because he acted a movie in the Caribbean and Atlanta? Or was his movie featured in American cinemas where he grossed Over $1billion or what? Silly set of Nigerians always over hyping themselves and over inflating their importance.

What she wouldn't tell you is exactly what she was doing up until the point of impact. It's very likely she was on facebook live, showing off to her followers while driving or she was simply drunk. Notice how these types of accidents usually occur on the weekends. You were lucky this time, not sure you might be lucky next time.

1 in 4 Nigerians are into occultism, cultism, money ritual and love potion peddling. Everybody wants to use evil means to make money so they can visit Dubai and brag about it in songs and snapchat. If Nigeria does not repent, it will face massive earthquakes like the one which turned haiti, an already impoverish country, into ash and rubble.

Davido is an occult ring leader, he has dedicated followers in Haiti, Brazil, and New Orleans. He killed his friend, but messed up with the timing. He hoped this guy will die a few days later, but it didn't go as planned. Of course nigeria's judicial system is a total joke, verdicts and jurors can be paid off with a few thousand naira.

We are screwed in this country, a 16.0 earthquake or super volcano is needed right now to end this madness once and for all.

Nothing beautiful here. The woman has no neck and the guy is bald. This is really silly, people don't care how their offerings will look when getting married. Can you imagine having a bald kid with no neck?
They're supposed to be law enforcers but look how out of shape they are especially the lady. How do they plan to chase after thieves with that pot-belly? Check out the police force of other countries, they are very fit, they have gyms in their stations and it is a job equirement to work-out regularly. They are well trained in self defense and martial arts; Nigeria police only massage their mouth with eba and soup.

All lies, they know they are going there for ashewo work, if she wants to be a maid she could've stayed in Nigeria and served a Nigerian. Someone promised you a menial job as a nanny where you will get paid 400k every month and you didn't find it fishy. This story is riffed with so much lies, they locked you for 3 weeks without food and u still survived.

As a matter of fact she should be deported to Nigeria and charged with international prostitution and human trafficking.

HOHPEHYERMIE:
She is in the living room. Take a look at the water dispenser behind her

No, she's on a toilet seat with her pants down.