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Chaii , I miss those days, as dem deny visa you go just crop photo put for another passport with different identity go submit new application the next day …. 😂
Corruption sweet I swear .. electronic passport come spoil everything… it’s well 😎

Chaii women don suffer for una hand 😂😂😂

shame

All pentecostal tv healings and miracles are faked ..
you need to clear the cobwebs in your religious eyes to see this…

Being a philanthropist is a different story…
Mexican deadly drug lords are philanthropists in their communities.

“I got the car recently by the way. Everything else works great. “

If na 2nd hand you buy there’s no doubt in my mind the gear problem was the reason the owner sold it.

Let me give you a little tip … test the gear early in the morning when the engine is cool you will notice the jerking is at its minimal … but drive some kilometers make the engine hot well well you will notice an increase in the jerking….

The very annoying (almost heartbreaking) jerking occurs when you stop during a ride, shift the stick to idle then shift it back to drive …. It delays for seconds before engaging with a very disturbing jerk.

I am not a mechanic, but Nissan maxima taught me a very bitter lesson.

My best advice — change gear oil to reduce jerking sound, repackage the beast and sell it to the next victim 😂

Thank me later 😂😂

Haaa!! I talk am ….

This na violence year … no gree for anybody oo.

passengers/travelers to any part of Nigeria, arm yourself with machetes, stones & plank, drivers carry your gun..😂

Any bandit or kidnapper wey stop una, make una open fire straight 😂, stone and machete them .. …. enough is enough…

somebody post me some vowulence meme😂

Stop illegal bush-meat !!!!

These animals contribute ‘a huge proportion’ to the productivity of our ecosystem ..

Keep them wild and keep us safe

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All na media distractions …

The real shiiit happening in this country is looting, banditry, kidnapping, illegal mining & bunkering, fuel subsidy fraud, etc…

All this efcc news and media trial na distractions

renewed shege initiative 😂😂

Israel is monitoring bandits locations …. 😎

Una go hear am soon ..😂

Death to all bandits , kidnappers & sponsors !!!

Illiteracy is a disease

This na violence year , no gree for anybody ooo…
enter 9mobile office shout on top your voice ask them wetin be dem salary structure
No leave the place oo until dem answer you😂

Like you said … a total waste of money !!
*Recycled nollywood movies in all AM channels
*repeating outdated judge Judy programs
*recycled air crash investigations
*same music videos you have in your phone
*tons of interesting useless channels
*advert ridden sports channels
Etc etc ..
absence of strong competitors is the reason dstv hasn’t relocated to Soweto where they come from …

Ram sacrifice to my ancestral shrine

Nice job by the crew …
Depressurization at 16,000 altitude, descended to 10,000 so passengers can breathe normally, then made a safe emergency landing … no single casualty…. Nice one 👍

NAFDAC died with Dora Akuyili ……

You enter bar drink one Heineken order another one, the 2nd bottle will taste totally differently, 2 bottles will give you hangover like say you swim alcohol 😂 then headache, then malaria in a couple of days later…..

DSTV is useless, even BeinSports and Canal sports have more global sports coverage than dstv, imagine the CAF award ceremony was not shown on any dstv channels…
So people just subscribe N28,500 a month to watch useless crime & cheaters documentaries and outdated judge Judy program??
Anyway I don’t blame them, na NTA that claim to be largest TV network in Africa but it’s citizens are paying a foreign company to watch their own football leagues..
If NTA know what they are doing by now dstv should have been sent back to soweto where they come from … … Nonsense!!

Women are naturally ingrates (no offense) the moment she sees a better offer her subscription to you will expire 😂 … and they have this defensive-mechanism mentality that will make it seem like — because you did that for her you now feel like you own her ??
Take for example- a man can marry a woman out of pity, but a woman can never do same.. in fact, once a man’s situation becomes pitiable the woman dumps him no matter the sacrifices man has made to/for her.
helping a woman is like donating to the orphanage, in fact, the orphanage is better because they will at least appreciate it no matter how small and pray for you..

If them interview yaya toure he no go ever mention a Nigerian name
That guy na real sadist

Some judges deserve that …

God1000:
Aliko dangote will bounce back to first position soon.

No be mama born others ? Abeg comot here …

if dem say make men show their wealth wether legit ir not, Dangote no go enter top 50😎

Haaaa!!

Finally some humans are coming back to their sense. Na pesin start tradition, na pesin dey modify tradition, na pesin go still fit abolish tradition when necessary.. otherwise we be enslaved forever..
all these useless traditions & outdated religious laws, na matter of time.

The problem is not the leaders, they are united in looting…
The problem is the religious bigoted and highly tribalized ethnic-blinded masses …

CAF is as useless as the contacts app in iPhone.
imagine African footballer of the year award ceremony wasn’t televised.
I don’t blame dstv sha!…
na the useless self acclaimed largest television network in Africa NTA who can’t big up their game and send dstv back to soweto.
Imagine we have to subscribe to a foreign channel to watch our own NPL on weekends, and NTA will be showing an outdated hunting documentary in Keffi 😂

Abeg oo SE brothers , what is the difference or similarities between the name Kalu & Kanu
The thing been dey confuse me oo

Nonsense!!
All these palliative, initiative and 50% transport discount are useless … if this subsidy removal shiit isn’t working then put ‘‘em back and get this fvcking country working you political idiots.😎

This topic is not for those ill-bred tribalistic idiots who’re still living with their misinformed parents but come online to engage in tribal bashings ….. 😂😂😂
In their mind they would be wondering how a 25yrs old got 8milli to start business 😂😂
As you idiots are on politics section engaging in post election ethnic hatred & bashings , your mates out there are building their lives.😂

@OP - depends on what you have knowledge and passion for, cosmetics will boom fast but building material needs time and connections to boom. Follow your heart. May God guide and bless your path..

Resetinc

But all the recently intercepted drugs by NDLEA were heading to your brothers in the bush …
Useless man 👨

2024 The covert agenda for expansion of fulani settlements by mass massacres of indigenous communities must be stopped ✋ ✋✋✋
All the Oligarchs that are sponsoring them, all their accomplices in the armed forces, weapon suppliers and sympathizers will be put to shame ….
Death to all fulani bandits & their agenda.

Freedom and peace to the people of Plateau & Benue

I so much like this Lagos state governor, I don’t why…. 😎

Abeg someone should explain what happened to me, is it time travel or have I died somewhere and reincarnated here…..
as a teen I watched Julius Aghahowa play for super eagles,, but today I am older than Julius Aghahowa …. What has happened to me pls 😕😂😂

Bro, Create the group and post link here
We can’t be dropping phone number on nairaland Bro

Remember to take your voters card with you because it will be useless here when you’re gone 😂😂😂
The one you used to vote for incompetent dullards because of tribal & religious sentiments..😎
In your next life vote wisely 😎