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Jeez!

Suspect1:
no noise pls!

Get well soon

Suspect1:
clownish noise keep shut!

Abeg who do you??
Everybody comment for NL na noise to you
You're probably schizophrenic and suffering from Auditory hallucination

Was it a church hostel, school hostel or community hostel?
What a professional reporter

King in the north

Maximus85:
Im still shocked many people still reason this way. When i speak against leg chains, i almost feel like im mad like i dont have sense.

One thing you should know is that half of the people on social media are actually what they're not in real life... You can choose to follow their trends at your own peril.
If you call most of those supporting her in the name of civilisations or freedom for an interview, you will see them dressed corporately, but they will still cheer someone else for dressing indecently for a job interview.
Truth is, if you don't use your brains, someone else will use it for you.

chatinent:
They are all afraid to speak up since that failure is still the president. Wait until they are elected and you'll see how disgusting they'll describe Buhari.

They see the presidency as a turn by turn affair even though they have nothing to offer...
Imagine GEJ raising fuel price to #87/ltr which heaven almost fell that year, Nigerians have bought fuel for #800/ltr on two or three occasions under Buhari but they have been so hypnotised by hardship that no one even dares to complain.

Moral lesson: if you must be wicked, be veeeeeery wicked

blackpanda:
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You e-warriors never learn anything. You always overestimate your online jargons thinking elections are won on social media. As usual u will be disappointed come 2023. The noisemakers on social media rarely visit the polling booth to vote

You should ask Tinubu what better idea he's got to bring about positive change in the country's situation that he isn't sharing with Buhari...

You e-warriors never learn anything.

Yes, we learnt nothing but we are better than you who learnt everything but still chose to market Buhari Pro max

blackpanda:
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You e-warriors never learn anything

I know this is the best response you've got so why should I be surprise??

yuping:
they promise alot but could not deliver at least they should shamelessly hand it over to the Igbo as they promise. Someone that promise heaven and earth that could not deliver you still want me to vote them again no naaa.

Here is the question we should be asking

Is it that that the Buhari he so much trusted as the messiah rejected his advice and approach towards fulfilling the mouth-watering promises they made to Nigerians or he never had any solution or recommendations for Nigeria's problems?

Whatever the answer to this question is, it still calls Tinubu's integrity to question and every sane Nigerian should be asking whether Tinubu's loyalty lies with the masses or with his ambition

Sabadon:
hahahahah chai guy com enter heaven like this make i see you.......this comment got me laughing so hard this night

Just catching cruise bro...

Meanwhile, the meme below is apt for your comment

Less than 9 months from 2023 when the heat of elections would already be at its peak, and considering the remarkable role Tinubu played in bringing Buhari and APC into power, if we're to put aside age and health factors in Bola, Ahmed Tinubu's presidential ambition, could he be standing a better chance if he had come out earlier to clearly state his dissatisfaction with president Muhammadu Buhari’s government, despite playing a key role to champion Buhari and APC into power

Sometimes it takes strength to admit weakness or oversight and Tinubu of all people should have known and used it to his advantage.

Since Tinubu has shown no remorse for his role in helping Buhari and the APC win and retain power from the PDP, despite president Muhammadu Buhari's administration becoming an emblem of hardship, insecurity, poor infrastructural development, nepotism, etc, I am convinced that many of those who oppose the Jagaban sees his ambition as a quest to give Nigerians a Pro Max version of Buhari, since he never found any reason good enough to criticize any of president Muhammadu Buhari’s policies; something most Nigerians perceive as an indication of his satisfaction with the state of affairs in the country.

Perhaps he should have made out time to subtly and constructively criticize Buhari’s administration in solidarity with the larger population of Nigerians who have consistently expressed their displeasure with the ineptitude of Buhari’s administration.

Who knows, there could have been more voices speaking in Tinubu's favour by now if he had earlier come to terms with the sad reality of the unforseen level of hardship that Buhari’s administration has plunged Nigeria and Nigerians into if he was rational enough to subtly criticize Buhari’s government earlier than now.

Some say love is the death of duty. Maybe he could have left some benefit of doubt amongst Nigerians that he actually didn't get what he bargained for(a better Nigeria) by bringing Buhari into power if he dared to admit his disappointment with Buhari’s government ever since. But, his love for his ambition killed his sense of duty which is to watch Buhari closely to ensure what he marketed to Nigerians in 2015 is worthwhile.

Maybe, just maybe, if Tinubu had dared to subtly show some dissatisfaction with how things have been handled from the seat of power, his contributions could have had some positive effects. And, if he was eventually witch hunted for it, it could have been a green light for him to see the necessity to build another political structure which perhaps would have been a force to reckon with by now if he started early enough, or perhaps, not to lay his eggs in one basket. He could have even stood a chance to decamp to PDP or any other party and be embraced under the justification that he fell apart with APC for simply frowning at their mismanagement of power.

One thing I have been pondering upon is why Tinubu opted for the conspiracy of silence, despite his political sagacity, amidst the deplorable state of affairs ranging from poor economy, dilapidated state of infrastructure, insecurity, etc which the country is being bedeviled by so far.

Recognised as a political strategist, it still eludes my imagination why Tinubu failed to foresee the ingratitude and negligence with which this Buhari’s administration has greeted his presidential ambition even before he publicly declared it. Perhaps, he has a cockroach in his cupboard, leaving him cajoled into silence to save himself the political witch hunt Buhari’s administration is infamous for.

The truth is, for someone like me who was an admirers of his political acumen, I think the conspiracy of silence Tinubu has maintained throughout this Buhari’s reign is undeniably a major factor taking its toll on his ambition at the moment.

No thanks to Nigerian electoral system where one man has more voting power than a thousand men otherwise, it is political wisdom to always side with the masses at all times and allow them push your ambitions while you do your duty of loving them in return. But in Tinubu's case, it's more like the love for his ambition rather than the masses became the death of his duty which is "love for the masses."

In conclusion, whether or not Tinubu gets the APC mandate or eventually becomes Nigeria's president, it is incontestable that Buhari and APC have glaring shown their ingratitude and dereliction towards Tinubu's ambition if we're to judge by his inputs in crowning Buhari as Nigeria's number one citizen.

MindHacker9009:
Why can black magic not be used to give correct football scores to help people. This will create riches for people in this area of the world that is the head quarters of black magic

Because gambling is devilish and the devil wouldn't want to frustrate his own agenda...

Note: me sef dey bet some times but I wish I don't

Oshodipikin:
When I read the comments of some children who knows nothing about life not to talk of war here on nairaland, I laff in swahili...


NATO IS AVOIDING WAR WITH RUSSIA FOR YOUR SAKE.
NATO's decision to not close the sky over Ukraine is correct. A shooting war between Russia and NATO should be avoided as much as possible and the way the US has been evading that confrontation is simply the right thing to do.If you think it is cowardice, it is because you don't know and this post will brief you.
Let me set it out in a very brief way.
There are three types of wars:
1. Conventional war - which is fought according to the rules of war: Don't kill civilians and children, don't hit civilian infrastructure, don't shoot surrendering enemy soldiers and PoWs, etc.
2. Total war - which Russia seems to be fighting in Ukraine right now and which it fought against Chechnya in Grozny. In a total war, you just kill everybody you see and destroy everything on your way.
3. Nuclear war.
On a normal day, Russia will fall quickly of NATO engages it in a conventional or a total war and Putin has admitted that much in a speech recently. There is no contest in that. NATO's firepower is extensive and its generals are top level.
However, the mismatch will force Russia to quickly resort to 'final-solution' tactics while it can - it will launch its arsenal of nuclear weapons. Lets be quickly reminded that since the 1970s, both the West and Russia have thousands of nuclear tipped missiles already programmed to hit targets in all major cities on each other's soil. With just the press of a button, those missiles will fly out and head for their targets.
But there are difficulties. Both sides have watchmen that are not sleeping. Every inch of Russian territory is under a 24/7 scan for missile launch by the West, using flare and heat detection satellites. Russia has the same system.
The moment a rocket motor ignites (most missiles are powered by rocket motors. Cruise missiles use air-breathing jet engines - pretty much the same used by aeroplanes, but they could be ramjets or jets with afterburners. Cruise missiles are usually called precision guided weapons), they know in the West. These missile scouts will start to track the missile or missiles and note their number, velocity and heading. They have about 10 minutes to confirm and reconfirm that missiles are being launched against the West. In this case they will mostly be ICBMs (Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles). Well, despite the heavy name, they are actually simple orbital rockets that can get into orbit and then re-enter the earth at the appropriate location - above their targets. At this point, they will release their thermonuclear warheads or bombs (all modern nuclear bombs carry thermonuclear warheads, that is, warheads that uses a small hydrogen bomb to initiate a chain reaction in its main fission bomb of Plutonium or Uranium). These warheads are shaped like cones and they are about 1.2m in height with a base diameter of about 800mm. The real active ingredient, Uranium or Plutonium inside the conical device is not bigger than a football but they are packed with the horrendous power of creation itself, the power of the nucleus of an atom called the Strong Force.
Two things will then happen in line with strictly established procedures it call it Battle Order.
Once a missile attack is detected, the US will immediately move it's president, his family, Pentagon chiefs and a few citizens into a bunker that is about 2 kilometers below the ground and under a mountain. It is suspended upon springs so it can withstand tectonic forces from a nuclear blast on the surface. The bunker contains provisions for two years to sustain the occupants. (I have seen the image somewhere about 25 years ago in maybe Times Magazine). Reporters taken there were blindfolded and flown for hours so they will not have a clear sense of direction. The location is totally secret but it is suspected that it is Nevada. It was not dug out directly but a lateral tunnel was created several miles away to this subterranean site.
1. The West will launch countermeasures at these warheads. (Usually, they will be 13 to 17 on each ICBM and at this stage, they are in their terminal altitude in space). This is the threat level the American THAAD anti-missile system is designed to contain. It will fly into space and try to steer kill vehicles into those warheads and of course, the success rate will understandably only be partial. Some will end up successfully re-entering the earth and dive (under zero power) for their targets. At this point, the Patriot system will come into action and try to swat the warheads. The Patriot complex deals with missiles within the atmosphere.
2. Simultaneously NATO will give orders for its own missile launches and within minutes, you will see missiles rise from silos and from submarines heading East to attack preset targets. B-52s ('Stratofortress'), B1, ('Spirit') and B2 ('Bones') -all long range bombers will take off from the US, Germany and probably Japan armed with hydrogen and Plutonium bombs and head for Russia. There are also about 1,500 nuclear weapons on each side that are currently in the field, mingled with conventional weapons but known to commanders. Those are probably the most dangerous of all these arsenal of nuclear weapons because they are already and permanently dispersed in the field. All - everything will be launched within just about 30 minutes in this make or break final combat.
Everything described above from the moment one side launches its nuclear weapons will not take more than 45 to 60 minutes and it is all over. If the attack takes place at night, right here in Nigeria, if you look northwest towards Europe or east northwest towards the United States, or northeast towards Russia, you will actually see a dull glow in your night sky though you won't hear the thunder of the explosions.
The next three days or even a week will be normal although wind patterns may have become suspect. Thereafter, you will observe that the sky is getting darker and midday seems like dusk. That is the cloud of a global thermonuclear warfare.
The sun will be screened out for months and plants will die off. This will lead to global famine, first step. Of course, global trade is already gone and the world has reverted to primitive levels. The Internet is no more and telephone services have become epileptic.
Next will come the global outbreak of all forms of cancers from radiation carried around the world by the cloud earlier described. Death will become so much more desirable than life that those alive will curse their lot.
There will be survivors of course: those who have been hidden away in military grade silos and have ample supplies to carry them for about two years.
Those who just manage to go through about three years of life as foragers and scavengers and somehow have not been killed by skin cancer, blood cancer and other forms of metastasis. They are the ones that will populate the new world and begin to try to establish a new civilization.
Now you have an idea why NATO keeps avoiding fighting with Russia. It is simply to keep YOU alive.

Wow, just wow!
Tell them!
Even though I'm not knowledgeable enough to break down what a nuclear war situation would look like the way you did, the relics of the basic chemistry and physics I did back then still makes me understand how terrible a nuclear war situation will look like.

I also know some of the effects of spontaneous radioactive elements like the uranium and plutonium you mentioned.
God bless you for educating me this much all for free.

Where are the nairaland warmongers??
Come here and tell us how you hope to survive a nuclear war situation which you keep calling the US weak for trying to avoid such madness.

You look like Caro white

Why does it seem like he has face both front and back??
See as he just wasted that fine t-shirt because of cultism

Anyway, I already used the last RIP I had on the old man who was killed by his son in Adamawa few days ago so no RIP available for now

Ikponga:
She never see anything yet.

I hope she won't follow him along by the time Abba kyari is finally nailed and decides to commit suicide.
If there is a single relic of justice left in Nigerian judiciary then I don't see Abba kyari coming out of this remaining the same.

A for Monday
B for Tuesday
C for Wednesday
D for Thursday
E for Friday
Then any one available for Saturday
Sunday for church to ask for forgiveness and reviewing of the new week's schedule

Where is the western propaganda geng??
Food is ready

Sentiments no even allow op spell Wike properly

These white guys never really tell us the agenda they are driving at.... Wetin sef

Iyaebe:
There's nothing like husband scarcity,I don't believe in that. Men are so cheap like sachet water

You must have been with thousands of men to have arrived at this conclusion...

Wedon o Mrs MC testing microphones

Umahi got what he bargained for

aribisala0:
But Nigerian soldiers and their families do live among civilians . Maybe you misunderstood what I am calling for.

The fact is that not all soldiers live in barracks many live in Face me I face you compounds and travel to work wearing uniforms in public transport. I know soldiers living in the ghetto that are even dealers of cannabis
What I am calling for is that that should stop but also even their barracks should not be in the middle of civilian populations. Soldiers should be kept away from civilians unless they can abide by civilian rules

My solution : We should review the need for Soldiers and other military to live in towns and cities among civilians.
They should be confined to the border areas and forests .
They should be required to have training and pass exams before being allowed to live with normal human beings

Yes, I probably misunderstood you from the way you put it especially the bolded.

BTW, I'm aware that a minor population of soldiers are presently living among civilians due to inadequacies but the normal thing is for them to strictly live in barracks, not even for them to undergo any form of training or exam to be allowed to live among civilians.
You can't effectively fighting the immediate environment you live in and survive while sharing that environment with the same criminals you should be fighting

It's a no no.

Apart from the fact that most police officers have become accustomed to corruption, part of the reasons the police don't have the morale to do their job strictly is the fact that they live among the criminals they're fighting so suggesting same for soldiers is like adding salt to a wound.
There's nothing an average police officer fears like telling him you know him very well especially where he lives when he is trying to intimidate you.
Suggesting they should live among civilians is for them to be doomed by fighting their own immediate environment which will be certainly made of criminals mainly.
If soldiers and other uniform men are being attacked the way they are being attacked from last year till now, imagine what would be the case if their families lived among civilians in an open society.
Headlines of how soldiers and their families were set ablaze at night in their home would be occupying more space on the Internet.

You should rather be calling for more social disciplines to be inculcated into the military and better strategies to checkmate and punish defaulters.

HenryDion:
I believe the secret is working out, eating right, having enough sleep, surrounding yourself with positivity, and loving yourself.

I see guys claim they don't give a damn about hitting the gym, that all they care about is making money.

F&ck it!

Working out wouldn't stop you from making money. Don't use that as an excuse. If anything, the clarity of mind after a workout will give you the confidence.

I'm a testimony.

Take your health very seriously. Work out, eat right, have enough sleep.

Your future self will thank you.

Health is wealth.

You're free to crush tho

PS: NL males who are easily intimidated or prone to envy, you're free to leave your comment

You're looking fit sha...
But e remain small your mouth for long like exam hall

Na joke o
No take am personally

Miracletech:
thanks for the truthful advice encouragement and sympathy God bless you

Amen, and God bless you too.
Keep strong

Miracletech:
I am dead brother, I woke up today I don't know where to go where to start from or what to do.

It may not be easy but trust me, you will bounce back if you refuse to give up considering your skill.
Find time to settle down and replan your way forward. Think of how you can generate a little income to buy the basic tools you can afford for now. You can even start with a table while maintaining your space. Then think of any nice colleague of yours whom you can rush to if you are given a work that you no longer have the tool even if your friend demands little commission...
Don't even allow much time to pass before you return to work because your determination at this critical point will go a long way to decide your fate in the nearest future.
You will bounce back. Trust in God and yourself