₦airaland Forum

siofra:
A woman's vagina is elastic it doesn't lose shape, no matter how many dícks go inside her. Even when she gives birth (sometimes) it goes back to it's normal size.

Please stop spreading these lies about the vagina when you don't even have one.

Spare us the stupidity and ignorance. Thankio.

Lies from the pit of hell!
I know a girl who doesn't allow s3x without lubricant. She later travelled to the village to write WAEC and NECO. One thing led to the other and she spent 8 months in the villa which according to her, was due to her grandma's health condition.
When she finally came back to town, things became different. She no longer made sure it was compulsory to use lubricant on her anymore and I could notice the change, in fact we both noticed it.
I finally left her after we relocated to another state but I can tell you for free that if such difference could occur within 8 months, one should be able to see her liver and kidney through her vagina by now if she bends properly.

Nonexisting:
Supported. Zombies must have sense by fire by force.

I thought they said Buhari was the Messiah.
Are they not supposed to unanimously ask the national assembly to propose a bill for tenure extension for Buhari??
What's the need for voting in another candidate since Buhari has performed excellently, or is it not a better Nigeria we all wanted?
Putin has been in Russia since 2012; Buhari can do more than Putin...
I hope wisdom will not kee me

The man harsh o
Even as I dey type so, him never still leave Bianca o.
That hug na everlasting hug

The way bloggers d report matter these days nawa.
Youngest, yet his age wasn't stated in the entire report

The only funny thing here is the fact that this story ain't funny at all

shogsman:
Infact it is your default slaves that can't see past your worship of white men and dream to go to America that is the fool here. Anybody with half a brain knows a country that has being been in conflict with over 80% of the world has a serious problem.

Oh spare me that sh!t of hoping to go to America cos I'm not even thinking it.
Anyone with half a brain also knows that being in conflict with 80% of the world is no logical conclusion or evidence that you are the guilty party in every conflict. What truly matters is why you were/are in conflict with each of them, not how many of them you are/were in conflict with.
The police is in conflict with 100% of the criminals they know, does that make the police the guilty party??

Sai Buhari till 2052

We're watching... No b by I.G

Good gesture
I did same when I was in 300 level a long time ago.
The wallet contained 23k and me and my younger bro were damn broke that very day.
The person who lost the wallet was a big phone dealer and I knew him even before I picked his wallet. After confirming he was the one, I called him and he came to collect it. I felt it was very important to return the wallet to him because if we took it, he won't be losing just the 23k but record of over 30 names and phone numbers of people owing him a total of over 1 million plus.
After we gave him the wallet, he gave me and my younger brother 1k each with plenty tankus
That 1k was very important to us at that time as we were expecting our dad to send us money in 2 days time so we couldn't reject it anyway.

It's always good to do good sha

Cool breakfast for western propaganda gang ...
Don't forget to come with your spoons

orohbiro:
So Russians is just 11 million and Nigerian is over 200million and we scared of Russians na wa o

Russia, 11 million??
Be calming down abeg.
Oya use Google o

NeoWanZaeed:
Messi no exist for French league
...
Hence the need for deletion.


The gal should be given award

Wait, dem fence your eye abi na bot d reply post for your phone?

The story of a man's unusual reason for ending his relationship with his girlfriend back in 2010 has gone viral on social media sites.

So Messi was in PSG in 2010??
Las las na true say no be everybody dey read before commenting...
Spontaneous reactors everywhere

Which kind wahala be dis na...

Of all things there are to talk about, na,
I fork u, u no fork me na him we see
Mtchewwwww!

Even mtn don join yahoo
They probably thought you would just be selecting the options without reading

sherylbaky:
hmmm, I know how it feels...u will soon get a smile on that face dear. Just keep going

Thanks dear. God bless you

It is obvious that the US' status as world power is a point of anger to many terrorist sympathisers on nairaland. They keep scratching history on the surface without going deep to ensure every story suits their whataboutery narrative.

"Whataboutery" is deployed by people who are themselves accused of a charge, and who wish to distract rather than defend themselves—it is a misdirection technique of the guilty.
— Kate Maltby

This nairaland sef ehnn

Good riddance

The headline was somewhat sensational but it's not far from what the media do just to capture a readers attention.
Not just the west, all media do this sh!t

Truvelisback:
Russia won't fight NATO but want to keep them far away from his dwelling. Ukraine who is a very close neighbour joining NATO and making their land a NATO millitary base is a very big threat to Russia. So, Russia is doing anything possible in their Power to stop that.

If this is your answer to the simple questions I asked then I'm done with you sir.
Goodluck...

Truvelisback:
Ukraine is a closer neighbour to Russia. Ukraine's relationship with NATO and making their land a NATO millitary base is a grave threat to Russia, and Russia don't want that. The U.S and NATO wants to use that means to rule the whole world. When NATO get to Ukraine, they would spread and influence other countries. Ukraine and Russia are Eastern countries and Russia don't want the U.S and NATO rule the eastern countries as well rather Putin wants to rule the Eastern countries while Biden should rule the Western countries. Putin is seeing Biden as a greedy man who wants to rule the Eastern countries too and also the whole world. So, it's a fight for Power.

I'm only interested in the bolded text because even our dog here knows every other thing you wrote up there.
Now, answer this simple questions if it pleases you and there may not be need for further arguments: from all sense of rationality, if the invasion of Ukraine is truly as a result of power tussle between Russia and the US (NATO) like you already agreed, does Ukraine as a sovereign nation deserve to be the scapegoat??
Would it not be more appropriate for Russia to threaten to, or go to war with NATO if they accept Ukraine to become a member of NATO??
Lastly, is Russia supposed to dictate to Ukraine being a sovereign nation, with whom it should form its security alliance with??
Please no need to beat about the bush this time. Just answer the questions then ask me yours if you wish. Tanku

Truvelisback:
NATO is a threat to the Russians. Their expansion to eastern countries is a threat to Russia. U.S wants to rule the world which includes Russia, and Russia don't want to submit to their rulership.

NATO is a threat to Russia; good!
Then they should be attacking NATO, not Ukraine for trying to join NATO: it's that simple.
Seems more like Russia opted for the weaker enemy since they are afraid of the enormous damage NATO could inflict.

This is uncalled for

abokikhalifa:
I gave up searching for job a long time ago. I went to meet self-made Igbo men to learn business from. Thank God now. We dey try small small.

Good idea.
I'm considering this too. The dimensions things have taken makes me wonder if I can survive on salary and what kind of parent I would be when I got a family to take care of.
I've got intention to learn one particular skill and I hope to build a career around it. Just tussling around trying to gather some money to pay for the registration.
I know it won't be easy but I'm determined to achieve beyond what my certificate can offer.

This people don mad ar swear

HYDEEE:
Short kekere dey get market for olosho work?

Don't get it twisted, some men like them short and brief

abokikhalifa:
If only she knows how many unsuccessful job interviews guys have gone through

As in ehnn...
I left the job I was doing in January because of the heavy stress and low pay. Ever since then, it's been from one interview to another
The last one I even attended was last week and the whole process was so organised. they even sent me my score so I thought I had made it in life. Only for them to later inform me to come with some money to get some training materials for the job. I did some findings about the organisation which I didn't had time to do because of the short interval between my application and the call for interview.
Las las, I got info from a legit source that everything they were doing was just packaging. Na so I weak...
Aluta continua...
Victoria acerta

Beebah2000:
Omo, if you see me ehh. I fine die!!!
God carry chair sit down well as him dey create my face.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
The bolded is just your opinion about yourself which will not count if others were to be the judge so be calming down ✌️

abokikhalifa:
Now she as an excuse to venture into prostitution.

Maybe. Because I don't know why she quickly had to use that as a major reason why girls go into prostitution.

Well, she's free to go into oloshoism if she's not willing to shoot her shot elsewhere.
Las las na her towtow and body go tell her

Putin is just trying to Putinize Ukraine: nothing more.
Some Putin asslickers even claimed there was an agreement between Russia and NATO, after the cold war, not to expand towards each others territory; fine.
Let's assume that is true. The question is, if you have an agreement with someone and the person breaches or show intention to breach the agreement, would you sue/attack the person with whom you signed the agreement, or, someone trying to become that persons friend?
In a layman's context, assuming you lend money to a loan shark company and you signed an agreement with the company never to loan money to any individual under the age of 18, if the loan shark company happens to breach the agreement they made with you by going ahead or showing intention to lend money to someone under the age of 18, would you attack/sue the loan company, or, the under 18 individual who engaged the loan company for a loan?

Just watch and see how Putinized nairalanders will try to avoid the bolded question
Is Russia attacking Ukraine because they are too afraid of NATO with whom they allegedly had a "no expansion" agreement with?
This is to tell you how farfetched Russia's reason for attacking Ukraine is from what they try to make us believe.

joyandfaith:
Invasion of ukraine is not about nato membership. Nato is not admitting ukraine because it has not met criteria for membership. Main reason Russia invaded Ukraine is because the country is now becoming more liberal and westernized . Putin cannot control ukraine government like in the past.
Don't tell me about racism when tribalism is rampant in our country. Racism and tribalism are the same disease manifesting in different way.

Thumbs up man. You've got a functioning brain.
A critical look at the whole situation should tell any sensible individual that Russia invasion of Ukraine has nothing or very little to do with Ukraine's intentions to join NATO