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[size=20pt]LMAO[/size] Dit is grappig Eve!

obiguy:
the fact that i love eve doesn't warant laughter, all you need to do is to encourage the young couple, that's all

You love her? Oh, my bad. I'm sorry Obiguy. I was being an insensitive bitch! I'm sorry.

diddy4:
@retro
you are in so much trouble after this girl.


@j-girl

But I told the truth!

Eurphoria:
[center]Yum YUm Yum nice and crunchy _{by the way was it a two legged dog} ? [/center]
I think they weere joking about with you , anyway nothing wrong with such delicacies(one man's meat and all!!!)

Nooo! But the teacher said so too. I don't think they were joking. I hope they were. I mean, dog and ram testicles? EWW! *Pukes*.

Edit// I asked my friend on MSN and he claims that he eats dog testicles. Dog and Ram. *Pukes*.

Let me re-call what happened in class;

The next day was Ramadan, so in Religion class, we talked of what Ramadan was all about. Some guy called Tarek said that they eat Ram testicles *pukes*, then in Science class, my Muslim teacher said that they also eat dog testicles *pukes*. He said it tasted like sausages. The students said that it's possible but they don't do it but their family members eat them (except Tarek). *Pukes*.

It was a nightmare.

Exactly! Diddy is right. I'm lying.

eveseh:
@Retro do u always have to laugh when someone says dey love or like me?

when u are doing ya own i can't laugh

No! Absolutely not. The fact that they post your name all over the forum makes me laugh! LMAO.

J-Girl, I lied. Those are my sperm. Lmao!

Woah! *sings . . . congratulations*.

Oh, J-Girl, I lied.

[size=40pt]LMFAO! Eve! LMFAO! Hahahahahahahahaha![/size]

Yes, I did. *Shows preserved sperm*, yes, it's dried up.

Really 2C?

diddy4:
**shoots retro**

*Comes back to life*. Why did you shoot me? I told the truth! We didn't have sex.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=10509.msg511907#msg511907 date=1153586896]*kicked retro's a$$ in bed last night*[/quote]That hurt!

svs:
@retro
make a decision

Ok. He only touched my boobs and my butt. I also gave him a blow-job. Anyways, no, we didn't have sex.

Diddy and I f*cked in bed last night. Lmao!

I lied. Diddy really slept with me.

Seun:
In Islam:

Carnivorous (meat eating) animals and birds, e.g. lions, tigers, vultures, eagles, etc. are forbidden.
http://www.sfusd.k12.ca.us/schwww/sch618/Food_and_Farming/Islam_Food_and_Farming.html

Dogs are meat-eating animals and muslims don't eat them, not to talk of their testicles.

Dogs are considered unclean animals. Muslims don't even keep them as pets:
http://www.islamicconcern.com/dogs.asp

Retro!

Ah! I have weird muslims in my class. *Pukes*. What muslims are you talking about? The muslims in my school have dogs at home, they don't eat pigs though.

I'm talking about Turks and Arabs. They touch dogs, they even bring their dogs to school! What muslims are you talking about Mr Admin. LMFAOOOOO!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511866#msg511866 date=1153586440]

I'm tired oh. How can you sleep with so many diffeent girls when you have me? I can't take this. You're breaking my heart

Retro, you sure? How come he fell for the other two and not you?[/quote]Lmfao! The other 2 were just affairs, he wasn't really attached to you then. I guess he really loves you and doesn't want to screw up this time. It's so true, Diddy loves you and I'm jealous.

Diddy is right. I'm jealous of J-Girl!

I had to try. J-Girl, I tried tempting Diddy but it didn't work. He kept on talking about this J-Girl and I got bored. I guess he really loves you.

Diddy, how could you do this to me? All I did was f*ck you real good.

OH MY GOD! I saw a falling shooting star once from my house.

diddy4:
retro is a liar in bed last night.

Again!

*Slaps Diddy*, what we had in bed last night was nothing?

J-Girl, I'm so sorry. I know the feeling.

You see J-Girl, he keeps talking about me and him being in bed last night.

Ok, madam.

J-Girl, if you must know, I caught him flirting with Teezy in some thread last night.

Lmao! I raped 2C and Svs in bed this morning.

Diddy is denying what we had in bed last night.