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FamilyRe: Why Do Women Get Fat After Marriage? by retro(f): 2:43pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Why do men get fat after marriage? cool
Exactly! They are even fat to begin with. Lmao!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:41pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
You are the one claiming to have been raped, therefore you are the one who needs to provide us with evidence to back your claim.

Where is your proof, other than the words Afeni, IBB is raping me?

Where is your proof that all this happend in those few seconds?

We require substancial evidence, not just words.

Your words say that Afeni shot IBB - yet IBB has no bullet wounds, even you have stated he was fine.

Your words say that you also shot IBB - once again IBB has no bullet wounds.

Your words say that IBB raped you - yet there is no actual evidence.
My words aren't enough proof for you? What proof do you need? A tape that proves that IBB raped me? If all rape cases needed tapes, don't you think that 90 % of rapists would be acquitted. Or do you want a semen sample?

Also, IBB stated he was fine also, isn't that enough proof?

It's simple; it's my word against his' and clearly he's winning because you're friends with him.

This is without a doubt an unfair trial. I'm defending myself alone here. IBB raped me, and you have evidence that he tore my bra yet you're dismissing the case? Also, you are charging me with attempted murder?

How fair is that?
Forum GamesRe: Top 5 Nairalanders I Want to Meet by retro(f): 2:32pm On Jul 22, 2006
woleprof:
when is next timehuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
Now. Eve, hoe gaat het met je?

Lmao!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:27pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
You were so shocked you couldn't move - or you were too busy welcoming Afeni back into your bra.

J-Girl dismissed your case quite a while ago.

I second the motion.

You expect everyone here to believe that a man can tear a bra, and proceed to rape you, get taken outside and shot, all in a few seconds.

If Afeni was close enough in those few seconds, to grab him and take him outside, then he was close enough to prevent the alleged rape.

I think you know this too, that is why you keep crying rape. In your heart you realize your 'God' failed to protect you, leaving you angry with the world. IBB is a clear target for your revenge.

Had you cried assault, instead of rape, perhaps there'd be a different outcome. But you repeatedly defended your claim of rape, therefore the case has certainly been dismissed.
And the proof that IBB didn't rape me is . . .? I'd love to know because everything here is based on assumptions. If this, if that. I have more proof that IBB raped me while IBB has got none. The case was dismissed without a valid reason.

This court sucks.

*Yawns* . . . finally, I'm having fun in this thread. It's been a while.
Forum GamesRe: Top 5 Nairalanders I Want to Meet by retro(f): 2:12pm On Jul 22, 2006
Lmao. Sorry.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:05pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Lies are enough to dismiss this case, as clearly your word can't be trusted.
Of course, only that I didn't lie.

What woman allows her rapist to make himself a sandwhich in her kitchen?
Well, when Afeni shot him and nothing happened, we were so shocked that we couldn't move. Like IBB said, nothing happened to him.

What woman allows anyone to touch her so soon after being raped?
I trust Afeni so why won't I let him touch me? Women react differently to issues, you know.

Obviously he didn't tear your bra very much, if you still had to 'open' it to allow Afeni to come inside.
So what if he didn't tear it much? He still tore it and he said it. The evidence is there, he said it.

Evidence that you should be on trial for attempted murder - don't cry self defence, he was only talking to you.
What attempted murder? He wasn't even hurt. By the way, if he's not on trial for rape, there'll be no way I'll be on trial for attempted murder.
Forum GamesRe: Top 5 Nairalanders I Want to Meet by retro(f): 1:44pm On Jul 22, 2006
Why are you mad?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:40pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
You didn't see him? So how can you accuse IBB of rape, if you didn't see him?
You're twisting my words here. You said;

2cantango:
The important thing here is that you have not said that his pants were down before he entered the room.
And I said, how would I have known. I didn't see him. Let me re-phrase that, I didn't see him when he entered, but I saw him when he rapped me. Again, if you re-read the whole conversations (about the rape), you'd know that he entered the room, slapped me and rapped me.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:38pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
The issue here is that I have reservations about taking your claims seriously.

Afeni is not the only true God, yet you defend this passionately, as passionately as you are defending your claim that IBB raped you.

You do not reside in Afeni's undies, yet once again you've been knowns to passionately defend this statement.

It seems you have a record of passionately defending lies. .

How can we then believe you about being raped?
1. Afeni isn't the one and true god to YOU.
2. What has my residence got to do with this? I lived in Afeni's panties for a while, then moved.

My so called lies aren't even enough to dismiss this case.

I'm hungry now, I just ate an hour ago.  angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:32pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
The important thing here is that you have not said that his pants were down before he entered the room.
I would I have known? I didn't see him. I'm tired of repeating myself here. And that isn't the important thing. *Yawns*.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Lol j-girl cheesy

She cried rape when she remembered Afeni was in the house. wink

Someone hook retro up for a psychanalysis, please. Clearly this poor child is has issues, made evident by her repeated claims that Afeni is the one and only true God, and by claiming to reside in that same man's undies.
What has Afeni being the only true God got to do with this. I GET IT, you've got something against me, all of you. The issue here is RAPE and nothing else.
Don't make things get boring.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:24pm On Jul 22, 2006
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511469#msg511469 date=1153570955]2can, retro was taken to a height that Afeni had never taken her to.

Retro, admit it, you loved it.[/quote]I loved what? If you're talking about IBB's penetrations, they were eww. 4 seconds of hell.

2cantango:
retro dear, I think it's time to give it up.

Even the strongest man would take over 4 seconds just to release his trouser snake.
Who said his pants weren't down before he entered the room. I won't let go, I'll fight till the end. Although, if the case is really dismissed, I'll let things go BUT I won't forget the injustice in here.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:20pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
And you couldn't fight him off for 4 seconds, because why?
IBB is strong, how do you expect me to fight him?

This is how strong men get favored by the society because they're 'nice'. He raped me . . . *Cries an ocean*.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:16pm On Jul 22, 2006
eveseh:
LOL badgurl,

dus je hou niet van Afeni in het echt
je doe alleen een spelletje?LOL
Lol! Afeni is erm, hij heeft iets dat is erm . . . hij is mijn twin!

2cantango:
So retro claims that at 06:33:54 PM IBB was tearing her bra;

at 06:34:37 PM he was raping (penetrating) her,

and at 06:38:45 PM Afeni was shooting IBB outside.

How is that possible?
IBB had 4 seconds to rape me.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:11pm On Jul 22, 2006
eveseh:
echt goed dan,ik ken hem niet zo goed,misschein maar ik weet het niet,cool
dus bent je verlief dan?LOL tongue
Nee! Ik hou niet van them like that! Ze zijn mijn vriend! Lol! Zeg EVE!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:07pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
So it only took IBB from the time of 06:33:54 PM (when he was allegedly tearing your bra) to 06:34:37 PM, to be penetrating you?

Wow, what a fast worker is IBB tongue
Definately!

eveseh:
LOl REtro,ja
daarom ik wil gaan ,mijne liefede zoeken,lol
heeft deze site een leuke jongens ,denke?
ik nietb er is geen leuke jongens hire,https://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/eveseh/lol1.gif
Hier? Leuke jongens? Lmao! Maar ik hou van Reverend en Afeni. Reverend heeft me gebelt gisteren. Zijn stem is sexy! Yumm! Lol.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511433#msg511433 date=1153569979]2can, kd can testify that IBB lasts longer than that.[/quote]He was raping me so obviously he had to hurry up.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:03pm On Jul 22, 2006
Hopefully, it'll be fun in the evening. Er is niets te doen hier! *Yawns*.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511424#msg511424 date=1153569757]retro, it ain't like that. I just gotta back them up okay?[/quote]Ok. sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:58pm On Jul 22, 2006
eveseh:
LOLhttps://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/eveseh/lol1.gifik weet het ,maar doe het ruster
het is zo hire,je weet het
Ja, het is waar. Ik zal proberen. Het is zo saai, ik wil lol hebben!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511414#msg511414 date=1153569382]Genial, are you ready to take up a new position with 2can against retro?

Court adjourned now. i gotta go for some minutes hopefully.[/quote]Wicked judge!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:55pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Lmao! tongue So now he f*cked you as well as tearing your bra!?

Didn't read anything like that.

Quote please. tongue
When I screamed 'Afeni, IBB is raping me' . . . cry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:54pm On Jul 22, 2006
eveseh:
LOL,bent je boos waarom dan
laat maar gewoonhttps://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/eveseh/lol1.gif,het is zo
allemaal moeg zeggen what je voelen,LOL
Ik ben niet boos maar iemand hier is taking it seriously. Ze weten niet hoe om lol te hebben.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:52pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Yes I did read the entire conversation - thank you for reminding everyone that it was just a 'conversation' and not an actual occurance.
Lmfao! No, really? I thought IBB raped me in real life.

RAPE

The crime of forcing a woman to submit to sexual intercourse against her will.

Force (someone) to have sex against their will.


You were not 'forced' to submit to sexual intercourse.
Oh, so, when he tore my bra and f*cked me, I was saying; oh yes, IBB, oh yes?

Lmao.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:47pm On Jul 22, 2006
eveseh:
OL j girl

,laat maar zitten
@Retro
This isn't fair. J-Girl is unfair. Ik ben heel boos (niet waar). Lmao!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:45pm On Jul 22, 2006
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511386#msg511386 date=1153568589]Retro i stand for justice, you and afeni say all kinds of sexual things in here and you don't expect a guy to react? I'm sorry, we should even charge you for indecent exposure. Why would any other guy see you opening your bra?

Case against IBB is dismiissed

New cases
Afeni - attempted murder
Retro - indecent exposure[/quote]Also, since when was indecent exposure a crime? So what if I expose myself? It's a free world.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:44pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Why were you wearing only a bra around IBB?

Did IBB penetrate you?
Apparently, you didn't read the whole conversation and took sides with IBB because he's your friend. How unfair is that *rolls eyes*.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511386#msg511386 date=1153568589]Retro i stand for justice, you and afeni say all kinds of sexual things in here and you don't expect a guy to react? I'm sorry, we should even charge you for indecent exposure. Why would any other guy see you opening your bra?

Case against IBB is dismiissed

New cases
Afeni - attempted murder
Retro - indecent exposure[/quote]Hell to the no. You suck as a judge. I WAS AT HOME WITH AFENI, I thought I was alone, I guess not. So, you're blaming me for exposing myself in my home with Afeni? Even if I tempted IBB (which I didn't) that doesn't give him the right to rape me. RAPE doesn't have an excuse! Be fair here.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:41pm On Jul 22, 2006
Ja Eve! J-Girl gelooft zijn leugen. I was raped!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:39pm On Jul 22, 2006
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511372#msg511372 date=1153568254]Genial, let her bring in her evidence. Afeni should be the one on trial. 2nd degree murder - attempted murder.

Retro, you did it to yourself.

Thanks 2can

Genial, i already caught my plane now i am trying to be on vacation - it just ain't working[/quote]I did what to myself? I was waiting for Afeni to come out of the room and got raped. How's that my fault? And what murder are you talking about? He was defending me!
This is simply favoritism, you don't want to admit that IBB has done wrong and should be punished for it. You are an unfair judge and should step down.

eveseh:
LOL really shocked shocked :oOMGhttps://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/eveseh/smileangr.gifIBB,
echt what bent je een sucker zeg,pff
Ja hoor! Sucker!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:35pm On Jul 22, 2006
Genial:
Your honour

I ask that this new evidence be withheld from the case until counsel has been able to study it in detail

*looks scornfully at Retro, "that was a cheap move!"*
Cheap move? Grr!  angry

eveseh:
LOL REtro,funny

that is veel werk om that alles te lezen
Lol! IBB heeft me verkracht (raped?) Lmao!

2cantango:
Yes read it well retro - I notice you sharing a bear with your accused rapist, after the supposed rape.
Is that all you saw from the whole conversation?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:29pm On Jul 22, 2006
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:27pm On Jul 22, 2006
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511346#msg511346 date=1153567467]retro, you did what you did. Besides debosky knows i am the real judge. IBB would not rape you, he's happily married and so are you. You should not be exposing your goodies to IBB.

IBB you gan sef, you suppose carry eye commot

Oh I was ccnfused. My stand point is pretty clear though.

Debosky, IBB cannot be foiund guilty - you, i, diddy, 2fine and baddy all know that.

As far as i am concerned, i gave debosky a temp position

I declare a mistrial - IBB is free to walk[/quote]This is what is wrong with the world. Just because you think you know him, doesn't make it right. *Cries*. He raped me, he tore my bra! I'll get the evidence, hang on.

2cantango:
If he raped you, why do you keep returning to the 'scene' of the 'crime'?

He 'supposedly' raped you in this thread, so why keep returning? Aren't you so overwhelmed with grief that you can't handle being in here?. .
Just because I got raped shouldn't stop me from living my life.

Genial:
*clears his throat, looking at the plaintiff in anticipation of a good legal meal*

Will the plaintiff please step up to the witness stand?
Grr!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:21pm On Jul 22, 2006
Genial:
hehehe

Retro is not the accused in this case, Jewel. IBB is.

I was not on the same side with Debosky. Debosky is the acting judge/jury. Needless to say, we do not exactly agree on some points regarding this case.

I have assumed the office of the public defender - in this case, counsel for the defence.

I have just requested permission to cross-examine the witness, to wit, Retro.

Is that a good summary? Reading the last 3 or 4 pages should help you understand exactly what's been going on!
You aren't IBB's lawyer, Diddy is.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 12:20pm On Jul 22, 2006
*Cries*. Yes, he did!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Whos Ur Other Half On This Forum? by retro(f): 12:19pm On Jul 22, 2006
Ik weet wie hij is.

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