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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 5:22pm On Jul 22, 2006
WOAH! Now I understand why you are that intelligent. This is so going to be odd, I'm going to be like a chicken around you now.

Goodmorning ma'am.
Forum GamesRe: In Bed Last Night by retro(f): 5:21pm On Jul 22, 2006
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=10509.msg511800#msg511800 date=1153585254]diddy, you best start talking. solve it and answer NOW! before you see my unpleasant side[/quote]He was with me in bed last night, right Diddy? *Wink wink*.
FoodRe: Eating Dog Testicles by retro(op): 5:20pm On Jul 22, 2006
Seun:
Muslims don't eat pork, not to talk of dog testicles. Are you sure this wasn't something you heard in a dream?
Erm, apparently they do. Oh, the also eat ram testicules *Pukes*. Seriously, this was a huge thing in class.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 5:19pm On Jul 22, 2006
*Faints*. I thought you were 17 - 18.
FoodRe: Eating Dog Testicles by retro(op): 5:18pm On Jul 22, 2006
I know. I was traumatized for a while. I forgot about it until I saw the word 'testicules' on another forum. I had to share my disgust with you guys. lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 5:14pm On Jul 22, 2006
You have a child?
FoodRe: Eating Dog Testicles by retro(op): 5:13pm On Jul 22, 2006
Well, it was the ramadan period and we were talking about what they were going to eat and all. Then the muslims said that they eat dog testicules! *Pukes*. In my class, there are probably 4 - 5 non muslims and we are 13 in total.
PoliticsRe: Can You Die For Nigeria? by retro(f): 5:11pm On Jul 22, 2006
Hell no. I'lld never do that. I've got better things to die for than a country!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 5:09pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
I only wanted to sleep - not end up with sore treats. shocked wink

Take it easy on me girl, I've been out of action for years embarassed grin
>_< *removes penis*. Sorry girl.

Oh, I saved the picture too. I love the baby.
FoodEating Dog Testicles by retro(op): 5:07pm On Jul 22, 2006
In my class, more than a couple of the students have tasted dogs' testicules. *Pukes*. Has anybody here eaten a dog or rather, their testicules? *Pukes*.

Testicles that are being eaten by human beings;

1 Dog testicles  lipsrsealed
2 Ram testicles  lipsrsealed
3 Goat testicles  lipsrsealed
4 Human testicles lipsrsealed

lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 5:00pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
shocked shocked

Oh, Oh, I have proof that I've been raped!!! tongue grin

Lol retro cheesy I almost gave myself a headache shocked cheesy

It's 1:25am over here, I should be sleeping like a baby!
Lmao! Hahahaha! You should go to bed. Lmao! Poor you. *Re-rapes 2C*, that's better, you'll sleep really fast.

svs:
retro!! shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin
*Rapes Svs*. Now what?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tell Someone You Love Them Here by retro(f): 4:59pm On Jul 22, 2006
I love me.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:53pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Lmfaooooooo grin Got ya! tongue
It was a set up? *Rapes 2C*. I seriously think you should consider being a lawyer, your questions are annoying, just like lawyers!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:51pm On Jul 22, 2006
svs:
he raped you?and afeni was there watching?lol grin grin
this aint serious @2c
Exactly! This isn't serious! Who in their right mind will take this seriously? Lmfao! HAHAHAHAHA. Seriously, Svs understands sarcasm and fun.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:50pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
This whole thing has become pathetic.

You're taking all of this too seriously - let it go. A joke can go too far.
LMFAO! LMFAO! You have got to be kidding me. LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You should know that my sister and I are in this together.

If you read my posts, I always put things that should let you know that I was joking. Jeez 2C! *Cries*.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:49pm On Jul 22, 2006
At first, he wanted to have sex with me but when I rejected him/fought back, he raped me. This is unbelievable. This is the worse courtroom ever.

svs:
lol retro
i can't believe ibb tried to rape u after he tried to get ME!!!
He tried to have sex with me but I refused then he raped me. Eww!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:46pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Why don't you get yourself a lawyer and stop making comments until then.
What will it change? I'lld still lose, right? By the way, I'm pressing charges against IBB for assault and breaking in. Do you need evidence? Or maybe I should just quit it because I'm dealing with corrupt lawyers.

svs:
he raped ya?he should be charged to nairaland court
judge-SVS
plaintiff-RETRO
criminal-IBB
witnesses of plaintiff-EVESEH,2C AND GOOD MEMBERS OF Nairaland
witnesses of criminal-NONE
now tell me who would win the case grin
Lmao!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:44pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Whatever retro.

You're the one who wants to be believed, so you're the one who should be providing the quotes.
I don't care anymore. Seriously, I think you aren't reading my posts carefully. I don't care if you believe me anymore. It's time to be realistic, how in the world am I going to win a rape case against someone you love/like? The corruption and injustice here is too much. J-Girl dismissed my case without even taking the time to look into things like you did. Only Debosky tried but was out-ruled by J-Girl who has feelings for IBB.

This is a corrupt court, or should I say, this is a court with corrupt lawyers.

This statement could lose you this case.
Absolutely not. So what if I didn't come forward immediately? The fact is; he raped me.
Forum GamesRe: Top 5 Nairalanders I Want to Meet by retro(f): 4:40pm On Jul 22, 2006
eveseh:
LOL RETRO AND WHOLE,FUNNY

het gaat goed hoor,gewoon beetje saai
Ja! Er is niets te doen hier. *Yawns*.

Hi Svs!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:39pm On Jul 22, 2006
svs:
hey peeps am here
wats been popping?
IBB raped me. How are you?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:36pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Now you're acting like a drama queen.

I have not insulted you, all I asked for was proof that he could tear your bra, slap you, rape you, and be shot in those 4 or 5 seconds.

You failed to defend yourself and hand in concrete evidence.

You didn't need it to be taped or any other of those silly things you said.

You just needed to show that you'd contacted the police and had a medical examination - all common requirements of any rape situation.

Why would IBB be questioned about being in your house, when it didn't bother you that he was there? Remember, you shared a beer and allowed him to make a sandwhich in your kitchen.

Can't you see how illogical it is to now present yourself as some poor victim.

When did IBB brag that he had raped you? Quote please.
How do you want me to act? When I'm calm, you say I'm too calm, when I show you how I feel, you say I'm acting like a drama queen. Hello?

I'm going to repeat myself AGAIN; I didn't want to press charges against IBB but his behavior made me think twice and also, the thought of him raping other girls is just disgusting.

Seriously, we are going around circles, you've already asked this question. IBB's presence BOTHERED ME but it also scared me. The fact that he didn't die when getting shot at TWICE is a mystery. I couldn't dare to stop him.

So what if I shared a beer with him? I changed my mind afterall didn't I?

IBB bragged about having sex with me. I'm not going to quote. You're the lawyer, go find it yourself.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:21pm On Jul 22, 2006
By the way, I'm pressing charges against IBB for assault and breaking into my house. Do I need proof?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 4:18pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Still waiting for proof of claimed rape
You have got to be kidding. What proof do you need? A picture/video/voice tape that proves that IBB raped me? Do you think I prepared for that?
His finger prints prove that he forced his hands on me, you got little things that place IBB at the scene of the crime. I have provided more proof than I ever could and all you're doing is dismiss them?

This is an example of a crappy courtroom. This is purely injustice and favoritism. I was raped. I won't lie about a thing like this. Sure, you might say I have psychological problems because I claim that Afeni is my god but I will NEVER make up a thing like this, considering the fact that I am very emotional.

IBB tore my bra and slapped me, that is assault but ALSO he rapped me. I'm sorry if I didn't tape it, I'm sorry if I didn't record the conversations that went on in those 4 seconds. I'm sorry if I didn't prepare myself for the rape. I'm also sorry if I opened my bra in my house, I'm sorry if I opened down my window because of the heat. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry for living my LIFE!

Next time, I'll prepare myself to get raped! I'll even carry a condom if that is what you want.

This court is full of injustice! You all have sentiments for eachother. You don't want to accept the fact that your dearest IBB could rape someone.

Did it even occur to you to ask IBB what he was doing IN MY HOUSE?

Also, I wasn't going to report this case, but the fact that he even bragged about it made me sick! Men like this shouldn't go free. It's time you all open your eyes. I was raped. I was raped.

That's all I can do, that's the most evidence I can give. If you want to acquit him, fine, go ahead, this is too much for me, I'm tired of crying, I'm tired of wanting you to believe me because you won't. IBB raped me and should go to jail before he rapes another girl! Another girl who might be your sister, your friend, your cousin.

I didn't have to go through all these insults but I did and you know what hurts more? Not the rape, the fact that you don't want to do anything about it, the fact that you're asking for the impossible, the fact that you're letting a RAPIST get away with this awful crime, the fact that you won't believe me but especially, the fact that IBB might rape another girl, again. Who knows, it might be soon.

I'm tired. I quit. One more thing, if another incident like this should occur, it's on your head, your blood!

PS: 2C, I love your profile picture! I feel like eating the baby.

2cantango:
Thank you for causing me to re-read the conversation.

Your statements are all over the place.

Contradictions.

You also earlier stated that IBB broke into your home.

You've also claimed that he must have had his pants already down.

All mere assumptions, which you have yourself earlier stated, not events based on fact.

Why didn't Afeni protect you?

Again I ask for evidence and proof that this was possible and infact happened in those few seconds.
All your questions have been answered.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 3:45pm On Jul 22, 2006
Read Debosky's post. Apparently, you didn't read the whole conversation, did you?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-16172.5888.html
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lessons Learnt On Nairaland And Impact On Your Life by retro(f): 3:40pm On Jul 22, 2006
I've learnt that most Nigerians are narrow minded. Not a lesson but still.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 3:27pm On Jul 22, 2006
Genial:
*applauds the counsel*

This is getting too one-sided. The plaintiff is beginning to sound like a broken record.

Ms Retro, you really should consider engaging the services of a lawyer.

I fear that you're getting mauled by the counsel's intellectual dexterity.
Intellectual what? This court is one sided, falsely accuses victims and have sentiments towards their client. How intelligent is that? This proves that this court is corrupt.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 3:24pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
I'm still waiting for more than words.

If you want to base your defense on words, I will base my conclusion also on words.

Words tell me that you didn't defend yourself for those few seconds.

Words tell me that the bra was barely torn.

Words tell me that you shot IBB for merely talking to you.

Words tell me that you weren't traumatized by the alleged rape - until it suited you.

Had you been traumatized, your words wouldn't have told me you shared a beer with your accused rapist, after the alleged rape took place.

Had you been traumatized, your words would not have told me you allowed your accused rapist to make a sandwhich in your kitchen after the alleged rape took place.

Must I go on?
Please don't go on because I'll have to repeat myself, which I'm tired of doing.

Mrs 2C (I wanted to say your honor, but oh well  cry ), if you read the conversations, you'lld notice that IBB tore my bra, does it matter if it was barely torn, the fact is that, he tore it which is NOT DONE. He came from nowhere and attacked me. He should be penalised for that = breaking into someone's house.

I shot IBB for merely talking to me? What? He raped me and was bragging about it which pissed me off.

Everyone's got their way of taking things. Just because you don't think I was traumatized doesn't mean that I wasn't. I've been in pain. I had nightmares! *Cries*.

My attitude doesn't conclude that IBB should be acquitted. He broke into my house, tore my bra, slapped me and rapped me. You have evidence that he did all 4 of them (even if you don't want to admit that he rapped me), so why are you stalling? Why are you looking for a way to block me? Why are you trying to cover up?

It seems to me that your personal relationship with the defendant is stopping you from thinking rationally.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:57pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
Why is it not being understood that a torn bra is not evidence of a rape?

Why are you still not providing evidence that in those 4 or 5 seconds, you were slapped, had your bra torn, raped, rescued, and your accused rapist was shot. . ?

Stop stalling with words, and provide evidence.
You've got evidence that prove that IBB intended to rape me (which he did). For the love of satan, you have proof that my bra was TORN, that I was SLAPPED and I was RESCUED! You read the conversations, didn't you?

That post was just crap (excuse my French).
Forum GamesRe: Top 5 Nairalanders I Want to Meet by retro(f): 2:52pm On Jul 22, 2006
Haha! I said 'how are you'.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:48pm On Jul 22, 2006
2cantango:
When is a case ever won against an accused rapist when solely based on words?

Tearing a bra is not rape - rape is penetration, it's forced sexual intercourse.
Erm, we have more than words here. My torn bra is enough evidence that he intended to rape me (which he did), shouldn't he be penalised for that?
The fact that he slapped me is also proof. Why is it being ignored?

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