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Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 11:46pm On Nov 22, 2007
@ Mig

If I did not help your dried bones to come back to life will u be talking about boredom? You could have been long forgotton in this thread. I give u  tongue x ten to power 6 (10 6)
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 11:42pm On Nov 22, 2007
And I can understand your boredom cos my team stands stronger than ur team tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 11:38pm On Nov 22, 2007
yup very cool. the joy is spreading tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 11:32pm On Nov 22, 2007
Uju u weak o! see how u come fall for very weak Suga lippy
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 11:29pm On Nov 22, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Suga_lips is finally yielding. She now sees that Revive can not even be harmed, so needless talking about how she can come back to life.

If Revive can pray to make ur dried bones come back to life, don't u see that she has some thing great that means she can not be harmed in any form?

Are u tired now? Revive first prayed for peace and reconciliation of the whole house and u deceided to fight she who was not looking out for who to fight. Now the Lord Jesus stands in for her and u cry.

Well still love ye with the Love of Christ and sends you his PEACE.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 10:54pm On Nov 22, 2007
Migines:
@revive
u're playing wit fire unnessesarily.
The fire is only meant for the devil and his associate demons not for the humans they are deceiving. So the fire harms only the demons and sets Suga_lips free from any form of demonic possession.

Suga_Lips:
*blows up the house where Revive and friends are are "rejoicing and dancing together peacefully in the joy of the so Precious Christmas" and they all died miserable horrible deaths like in Final Destination*

If she comes back with the same ol' salvation story, I'm must say that she has absolutely no creativity left in her.
We know it that "the devil came wishing to kill and destroy". So I am not suprised that they constantly want to use Suga_lips as agent of destruction. Unfortunately they will never succeed because the Power of Christ in Revive is far greater than the tiny power of the devil. So any weapon fashion against Revive does not survive. The power of Christ is also protecting the whole memebers of the house who are singing with Revive.

The glorious anointing in the house sends those evil weapons back to sender. Sugar_ lips fell down as she can not stand the annointing. The demons left her. The house sings deliverance song for her to receive complete deliverance but she has to accept Christ and dedounce devil to have salvation.

Suga _lips is yet to understand that in the presence of the power of Christ, demonic powers has no effect. But this will become clear to her as soon as she embrace Christ and taste the Power of Christ. As we want her soul to be saved, we still forgive her and send her THE PEACE OF CHRIST.

Meanwhile the house continues to be calm and PEACEFUL every body rejoicing and thanking Christ for his marvelous power which has given us peace. And Christmas mood multiplies the joy.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 8:54pm On Nov 22, 2007
saucekid:
oh*********sugar lippy*** kiss kiss kiss (now what do you think of that?? grin grin)
Suga_Lips:
@saucekid, next time I see you flirting I promise to castrate you. angry I'd leave you alone for now because you kissed me. cry kiss cheesy
Hahahaha Saucekid u did it o, thumbs up!

You finally made Sugar_lips accept her name as Sugar lippy. Great maaan. Only be careful not to be infected with demons as I do not know whether she has accepted the Salvation of Christ. So please better give her holy kisses o. And I cover your mouth and lips with the blood of Jesus. That when u kiss Sugar lippy a.k.a Sugar_lips , anointing will come down and blaster any remaining demon that is deceiving her.


Suga_Lips:
*walks in and sees Ademiller flirting with my saucekid and shoots her in the head as her punishment. Decaptitates Blesyne for saying stuff about my Miggie*
And nothing happens as I have already covered all the new house members with the BLOOD OF JESUS.

And the whole house continues to rejoice and dance together peacefully in the joy of the so Precious Christmas.

And sugar_Lippy is welcome to join the rest of the house if she can embrace the PEACE & SALVATION of CHRIST.

Now we swicht the music to "Some time ago o in Bethlehem, "  cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 3:43pm On Nov 22, 2007
Blesyne dear u are welcome. Revive gives u a holy peck on the  cheek.  kiss The whole house which is now celebrating the serene Peace of Christ  welcomes u cheerfully.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 12:30pm On Nov 22, 2007
Thanks Biggerboy and shakes hands with himgrin

Sees that the soul of Bitter Lips, oh! Surgar- lipid metabolism em ok Sugar –Lips, and Maggi   ok Migines are suffering serious and are just about to be cast into the lake of fire, had mercy on them. Forgives sugar lips  again and also forgives Migines.

Prays and asks God to give them another chance and raise them back to life (just as He raised Lazarus). Prayer granted , their dried bones rise again.

Well Sugar Lips and Migines, u’ve been given another chance to repent. Accept Christ or else when u die again you ROT in hell.

Now as Sugar –Lips and Migines are completely pissed off, some how confused and are contemplating on whether to accept Christ and join in the celebration of Christmas, the whole house is already enjoying the PEACE of CHRIST and greatly preparing for Christmas.

Jingle bell music is now playing in the house.

On the 25th  Dec. we will sing “Happy Birthday to Christcheesy

YES JESUS IS FOREVER IN CONTROL . cool
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 11:26pm On Nov 21, 2007
And the total P-E-A-C-E ACCORD in the house continues.

Due to this PEACE ACCORD SOME PEOPLE are already celebrating Christmas. Some who thought that Christmas was banned, now cancels this thought and re-thinks that it is unban (though it was never banned. No way Christmas can never be banana-ed) Some people are even having Christmas in their lives every day.

Praise the Lord! Alleluya.

Jesus is in control.

The Peace of Christ Jesus Reigns
.


Merry Xmas  kiss every one
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 11:14pm On Nov 21, 2007
Oooh! these demons are too bad on Surgar Lippy. They are using her badly. She does not even know what it means to have the power of Christ. she does not acknowledge that the power of Christ is unbeatable.

Still praying that those demons will leave her so that she can come to her senses!

Ewwwwww! that Surgar Lippy will come out of darkness and embrace light
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 11:01pm On Nov 21, 2007
Sees that Gospel lips has backslided and has gone back to Surgar-lippy. Probably the demon that went out of her has returned with 7 other stubborn ones.

Sugar lip's efforts to attack Revive are always in vain because, the whole armour of God and the fire of the Holy Ghost, constantly suround Revive. The stubborn demonic spirits that are using Sugar lippy makes her short sighted and shallow minded to realise that the power of Christ in Revive is above every other power.

Revive again has pity on her, forgives her and sends her the message of repentance.

Peace to u Sugar . L, u still have some good chance to refuse hell and embrace salvation
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 5:40pm On Nov 21, 2007
Migines:
*Which drained away after their evil deeds*
Christ is full of love and has cleansed the whole house so his blood remains. Besides the demon influencing Sugar-Lips (about to be Baptised to Gospel Lips) has already been crushed and shattered. grin

Sugar Gospel -lips is now receiving follow up prayers to make her salvation solid. wink
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 5:05pm On Nov 21, 2007
[/sup]Kneel down and give thank to the Lord for the life of her daughter and also thanking him for restoring peace back into the land[sup]
Halleluyal/7times
A-M-E-N My Sister.

Suga_Lips:
*Did a sneak attack and snaps Biggerboy's neck, thus killing him instantly. Shoots sussy in head for backstabbing ( figuratively that is) me*
Sugar- lips can not harm them because they are covered with the BLOOD OF JESUS.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 4:49pm On Nov 21, 2007
biggerboy:
suga choose hell rather
Prays that she changes her mind cos I do not want her to rot in hell. Sends her Christs' Love, heavenly salvation and Christs' inner Peace.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 4:38pm On Nov 21, 2007
Hahahah Revive has no twin!

Shatters the demonic spirit that is influencing Sugar mouth lips. Sends her the Christmas salvation.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 4:31pm On Nov 21, 2007
Sees that Sugar_ lips does not know what it means to have the full Armour of God and be Covered with the BLOOD of JESUS.

Still forgives her and prays for her deliverance.

Sends her the Joy in the Peace of Christ. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 4:19pm On Nov 21, 2007
quote]*proceeds to shoot Revive in the temple for making the dead come back to life*[quote][/quote]Hahahaha, Suga_ Lips can only make “proceeds” but can not shoot Revive because Revive is putting on the full armour of God and has Holy Ghost Halo around her.

Besides, Revive does not have to go to a temple to pray! Forgives Suga_ Lips because she does not know what she is doing.

Declares serious state of emergency in the house! ! !  !

Crushes all the already ‘bound demons’ who are deceiving my people. Sends all these crushed demons to the abyss. Nullifies all their evil powers.  Sanctifies the house. Heals all the victims with the BLOOD OF JESUS

Re-establishes Peace

The house is now cleansed. Any body who allows his or herself to be deceived and lured again into this disguised demonic fight, is doing so on his own peril. Covers all those who embrace peace with the Power and Proctection of the Holy Trinity. So no evil fashioned against us shall prosper! Christmas is for Christs' Love not for war.

[b]We know all the tricks of the devil, therefore we set his kingdom ablaze in JESUS
name - Amen

Calls on Sussy and all the Faithful to continue with intercessory prayers through the power of the Holy Ghost.


C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E   P-E-A-C-E   IS   NOW ESTABLISH . Christmas shopping and decorations continue as usual.

Singing Silent night   wink
Singing Merry Christmas every one   cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 9:51pm On Nov 20, 2007
Comes in sees the house in complete mess and disaster,  embarassed Prays to the Almighty God and binds the demons behind all these! Prays for the healing of the injured ones, and the coming back to life of those who passed away. And yes the dried bones are rising again. grin

Revives all! Restores peace and other in the house. cool Re-unites brothers and sisters who are fighting. Tells them that they do not have to fight each other because they are from one "big family".

Sets Christmas
in its rightful place. And the euphoria of Christmass continues as usual. 
Joins hands together with the Angels of the Living God to declare EVERLASTING P-E-A-C-E IN THIS HOUSE!

PEACE ! PEACE! PEACE! PEEEEEEEEEEEACE IN THIS HOUSE IN JESUS NAME. AMEN

Thanks CHRIST for his glorious Power which has restored Peace and multiplied the unshakable joy of the unchangeable C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S. cool

Happy Christmas to u all in advance.
CultureRe: My Boyfriend Wants To 'Take An Oath' In Nigeria by Revive(f): 2:59pm On Nov 12, 2007
If you love yourselves very much ( as you sound), why don’t you get married properly? huh and oaths will not be an issue again.

You can go to the Church and vow (marry ) before God “till death do you path” and your oath wahala-problem is solved. And if you both respect God (remember you said your boy friend reads Bible before you), yourselves and your marriage vows, then what you both need to be together is only marriage vow.

If you have already done the blood oath rubbish, better go for a pure deliverance in the Church and break it.

Good luck.

присяга крови – никогда shocked

Meanwhile below is the dictionary.com definition of oath.

1. a solemn appeal to a deity, or to some revered person or thing, to witness one's determination to speak the truth, to keep a promise, etc.: to testify upon oath.
2. a statement or promise strengthened by such an appeal.
3. a formally affirmed statement or promise accepted as an equivalent of an appeal to a deity or to a revered person or thing; affirmation.
4. the form of words in which such a statement or promise is made.
5. an irreverent or blasphemous use of the name of God or anything sacred. 6. any profane expression; curse; swearword: He slammed the door with a muttered oath.
—Idiom
7. take an oath, to swear solemnly; vow.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/oath
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Disgusted by Revive(f): 11:59am On Aug 24, 2007
Chei poster

U be R-E-A-L player!!! shocked

U called ex and present together to discuss next stage and level of ur play-play

(Oh! I pith women who can easily go into sex outside marriage).

Assuming ur present died in the abortion process, Could u have gone to her family to tell them that u are the man responsible for the pregnancy (and abortion) which killed her? huh

Assuming she died could u have been thinking of using the ex to get the present back? u play ur ex finish come dey play ur present. Take am easy o.

Play-play no dey pay well o cool
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Disgusted by Revive(f): 11:34am On Aug 24, 2007
Poooooos-ter!!!!!

U really have a lot to confess to God and make up for:

1. Premarital sex (especially with intention of terminating life, if it results in producing life)
2. Abortion
3. Lying to ur so called lover
4. deceiving your ex and present.
5. using ur ex as an instrument of lies.

6. Probably lying to us in this forum.

Better change ur way of life. You may be enjoying tricking some women who can not think twice, but U can not trick your creator.

When u have changed ur way of life and u are true to yourself, then come we can talk.

Still wish u good luck cool
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Disgusted by Revive(f): 10:15am On Aug 24, 2007
U do not lose any thing by postponing sex. But u may lose something by jumping into sex before marriage.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Disgusted by Revive(f): 10:12am On Aug 24, 2007
Mmm!

Both of u should actually be mourning. It is the fault of both of you.  Both of you should repent fully, ask God for forgiveness and also forgive yourselves. (I mean the man forgive himself and forgive the woman, the woman forgive herself and forgive the man). Am sure God will forgive if you repent fully i.e don't do it again or support it again.

Meanwhile know that an innocent (probably naija) man/woman has been (killed) denied life by two of you. Do you know what this child could have been in future? Do you know what genetic make ups you have removed from the face of this earth forever? Do you know whether this child could have been a genius? Do you know whether this child could have been the one to take proper care of u in your old age? Do you know what the impact of this genetic loss could be on naija (at a national level) in general?

As a naija, I feel that a part of me has been removed from the face of this earth! May his or her soul rest in perfect peace!!!

To the woman (and women in general) learn your lessons. You can love some one to the highest level but "strictly[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]" avoid sex until after marriage. If the man does not agree to that , he does not love u enough. The one who loves u enough will even willingly agree to wait if he knows that that will make somebody he loves happy. Y do not lose any thing by postponing sex. But u may lose something by jumping into sex before marriage.

What if your parents terminated ur life?

All the same if u want to win her back, quickly prepare for marriage, then propose to her and get married fast( if she agrees. She will probably agree if you are serious). Good luck! cool
CareerRe: Masters Degree Or Professional Certification? by Revive(f): 6:40pm On Aug 23, 2007
If u wana study abroad, go for Masters 1st. If u wana study at home then consider the professional cool
RomanceRe: Tomorrow Is My Wedding Day by Revive(f): 12:57pm On Aug 23, 2007
Congratulations! wish you both perfect love between each other.

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