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EducationRe: NUC: Lecturers Must Obtain Doctorate Degree By 2009 by Revive(f): 6:39pm On Dec 13, 2007
Kobojunkie:
I remember I[b] opted for a masters rather than a PhD cause of the pay[/b].
Could you clarify yourself?

Are you saying that in exactly the same field of study (e.g same scientific  field of study),  a Masters Degree holder gets more pay than a PhD holder? undecided hmmmmm  shocked

And are you also  saying that assuming you “opted” for PhD, you could have done PhD without  Masters? undecided hmmmmm
EducationRe: NUC: Lecturers Must Obtain Doctorate Degree By 2009 by Revive(f): 4:03pm On Dec 13, 2007
Are we talking about PhD (Ph.D) or PHD?

Bla bla bla bla, bla yet some can not even write PhD correctly.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 6:17pm On Dec 04, 2007
folahann:
I cannot laugh
lol wink
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 6:16pm On Dec 04, 2007
@ tope_teadr
I am very much convinced that u understood me clearly. No beating about the bush. PEACE TO U
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 7:28pm On Dec 03, 2007
@ajadrage
I have noted that u also do not welcome satanic jokes. That is very good! At least we agree on one part.

If you are a true Christain, do all that Christ requires, but do not cerebrate Christmas, and have a totally neutral stand on the cerebration of Christmas, u are not far from heaven.

However, if u decide to call Christmas satanic with these statements
[/quote]“existence of a belief that alludes a day to be the birthday of the Christ is in itself satanic.”[quote]
That could be a possible dent to your Christianity! About detesting religious hypocrites, I do not know which religion u are talking about, but I myself, detest Christain hypocrites (though I have to be Cautious not to draw conclussions just because I do not understand something).

Were you to be in Jesus's shoes, and assuming that you wanted your birth to be celebrated, would you have liked it to be celebrated on a day thatb hitherto used to be a pagan festival?
So Christians who were even born on 25th December should not celebrate their birthday because it had previously been a pagan festival day? undecided

Anyway my answer to your question is YES I WILL BE HAPPY, because apart from his  birth, it helped to transform  people and draw them away from the pagan festival into  embracing Christ The Saviour and celebrating the birth of The Saviour.

Even if it is changed to your  reffered
Nisan 14/15 (sometime in October) [quote]
, Is some time October an actual date of his birth? And what if that day is also another previously pagan festival day? undecided

You want to say that suppose there is a father who never celebrated his birthday, (and whose actual birthday was not properly recorded), he will dislike it if his children fix a day and celebrate his birthday with him undecided
Do u also think that there are no pagan festival days that fall on Sundays (or Saturday- for those who say they are for the Sabbath). Throughout the whole world, how can u even prove that every day of every month do not have some  paganism  or pagan festivity?

Those who fixed it has actually done a smart thing by destroying satanic altar and setting up Christ’s altar. All u need to do is celebrate Christmas with Christ.


Even if u do not want Christmas to be celebrated on 25th Dec. The thread did not even say  25th Dec, it says “Christmas”. So it is still Christ’s birthday thread.

You don’t have to celebrate it (consciously). If u are a true Christian and your soul is in fellowship with Christ every day, then on 25th of Dec, you will in fact be celebrating Christmas unknown to u. Celebration with the purity of the soul is actually what is required. That is why some people celebrate Christmas in their lives every day, if u understand what it means.

Having answered your questions. I get back to the issue at hand which is

NO satanic jokes UNDER CHRIST’S BIRTHDAY THREAD.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 12:03pm On Dec 03, 2007
@tope_teadr
Thanks for ur dirty words. I still send u PEACE
FamilyRe: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by Revive(f): 4:30am On Dec 03, 2007
@ Uyai,
Bless you. That is nice and sweet to share. kiss May all who read think twice. Regard every body as a human being , and treat all nicely. Everybody deserves equal rights!
TOMORROW IS PREGNANT.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 4:10am On Dec 03, 2007
NextProdigy:
na wa oh! can't we just all smile, apologise to each other and keep love alive and take a chill pill on d profanities. It's so good to have a laugh but what's d use of having a laugh at another's expense? The lady ain't comfortable with a few things but that don't mean to throw tantrums @ her, and revive i understand how u feel and all and i think you're justified too, but if it seems the whole thing gets to you, maybe you should try a softer approach or keep off if you can't, we're meant to preach the gospel and how can we do that if we're making the hearers pissed at us?
Got nothing but love for everyone in da house! smiley
Thanks a lot & Bless u more. I forgive all that offend me and if  I have offended any body, I say sorry.

All the same I maintain that Jesus Christ should not be ridiculed with evil comedian jokes under his birthday thread in the name of fun.

To those who want to make jokes under Christ's birthday thread, make peaceful jokes that do not mock, insult or ridicule God. We don't have to praise or promote satanic  jokes (especially under a thread dedicated to Christ) in the name of having fun.

SENDS EVERYBODY CHRIST'S LOVE AND PEACE. kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 3:42am On Dec 02, 2007
NextProdigy:
(From NextProdigy to tope_teadr)

You a Christian; well maybe.
These WORDS; [size=18pt]DEFINITELY NOT[/size]
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Bless u NextProdigy
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 5:06pm On Dec 01, 2007
NextProdigy:
From NextProdigy to tope_teadr

You a Christian; well maybe.
These WORDS; [size=18pt]DEFINITELY NOT[/size]
Bless u NextProdigy
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 11:15pm On Nov 30, 2007
Yet another insult to God by saying that Jesus Christ will laugh over soul tarnishing evil-jokes!

How many of those soul ruining jokes did u hear from Jesus and his followers in the Bible? huh Do you know the meaning of Christians? Christian means Christ like. If u are a Christian then follow Christ’s examples and behave like him.  Have u ever imagined the type of humours Jesus had when he was on earth?

I can see that u are a Christian on quote. You want to say that my IMORTAL CHRIST, will laugh over the glorification of  violent bloody acts and immorality in the name of joke. Your assignment is this: Find out what humourises Christ.

You think that if u send this your so called jokes to heaven, Jesus will give u a crown and say “well done my bloody joker” Just like the jokes and fun they had when they gave Christ vinegar to drink (Math. 27: 34) Weren’t they having fun? undecided

You are a Christian, haven’t you read the scriptures that say “Do not engage in ungodly talks and actions"? A Christian who can not even write the first letters of Jesus Christ in capitals.

What if your so called joke gives somebody an idea on how to carry out bloody acts.  Jesus will laugh eh? You are a Christian then portray it. You focus your mind thinking about bloody rubbish instead of focusing your mind and time in praising and glorifying Christ.  A christain? Are you winning souls for Christ or are you drawing souls away from Christ. If u are a “REAL” Christian u need to get on your knees and seek for God’s mercy as well as change from these attitudes. Lack of REAL happiness will make one to be looking for happiness in soul defilement funs. If u want to know what real happiness is, think about “ The transfiguration” how Peter felt in the awesome glory of God (Math. 17: 1-13). You really need to taste real happiness and I pray that u will find it. The day u find it, u will actually know that I am doing u good.

JESUS IS FOR PEACE not for bloody killings and immoral acts, which ever way they were used.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 7:15pm On Nov 30, 2007
Yet another link for she who thinks that violent games are not banned.

And note these as u read

“Target Corporation, a leading retailer in the United States, imposed on Wednesday a ban on selling the violent video game "Manhunt 2" at its stores nationwide”

The graphically violent original Manhunt, which has been banned in many countries, including New Zealand, Australia, and Germany due to the game's violent content, revolved around a man on death row named James Earl Cash”

http://www.themoneytimes.com/articles/20071108/target_imposes_ban_on_violent_video_game_manhunt_2-id-1012944.html
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 6:51pm On Nov 30, 2007
Yup season 2 of the already PEACE 'movie' grin tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 6:48pm On Nov 30, 2007
Note that the violent games were before rated for above 18yrs but now the ban is moving to both children and adults.
If a child can perform dangerous acts of murder after playing violence game, does that act not affect the whole society.

A combination of outright bans on the most violent games, together with minimum age rules on other titles, does not mean that violent games are rated matured!

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/news/index.cfm?newsid=8122

http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/32547/98/

http://www.torturecare.org.uk/news/latest_news/296

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2006/dec/12/news.germany
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 6:11pm On Nov 30, 2007
Continue in your ignorance and satanic endulgence. "slapped her" ofcourse demons bred their like. But as soon as that hand is raise up, the power of God will teach it lesson my making it hang on the air unable to come down until she confess that JESUS IS LORD

In all your maturity, u will raise hand to slap! Why don't u try it on any body that gives u corrections face to face and see what will be next. My prayers will continue to slap out your slapping demons.

"Thank God for internet" which God are u thanking the one u already insulted  and pointed fingers on with your demonic humourous  rubbish. Why are u shouting people people now. Perhaps that was their own type of jokes.  undecided

The important thing is that the name of Christ is not further ridiculed here by Lippy et-al.

CHRIST'S PEACE has taken over and u can't beat it tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 5:41pm On Nov 30, 2007
Suga_Lips:
People, people, people. . . it's just a joke. That's why it's in the JOKES section not NEWS section. No need to start pointing fingers at other religions because it just leads to the usual. No one should read any meaning to it.
Aa-ha!
So u are now gradually coming to your senses. Every body knows that it is in the jokes section, so u don’t have to remind them. They also read through the post and have seen all your clamor on jokes, fun and humour. Don’t just pretend to say that they did not know it is in the jokes' section. They know it very well.  Do u now see one of the dangers of these kind of satanic amusement. Jokes my foot!

“No need to start pointing fingers” You already pointed fingers on CHRIST himself.

SHAME ON YOU.

And if u are not aware, some Western countries have already banned violent computer and electronic games (which the users or players see as ‘just for fun’ or jokes). Other countries are contemplating to ban them too. You think that only u and your folks visit this website. This is internet so better be care with what u do in the net.

Apart from insulting Christ with evil-war under a thread dedicated to him, there are more dangers to these kinds of war-jokes.

Make use of your head!
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 12:03pm On Nov 30, 2007
dele9000:
I kind of like this revive girl,i love your posts.keep it up!
Bless you.
FamilyRe: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by Revive(f): 1:05am On Nov 29, 2007
almondjoy:
Nigerian graduates have not gotten well paid jobs e come be "domestic" workers!  hmm! keep dreaming.  Yes, in most cases, the environment in which these domestic workers live and work is criminal. Why? The society make it so. Do they care?

My problem is that 99% of these "domestic" workers have some severe neurological impairment.  Just looking at them, you can surmise that nothing can enter or come out of those brains.  The ignorance runs deep in the lineage and there is not hope of salvation at all. No exposure what so ever that any fool can be lured into bed with a bottle of coke or bubble gum.  I wake up some morinings and looked out of the window, at most of them and I ask myself--how does someone help these ones now?  You look at the gate keeper, driver, cook, gardner, houseboy or housegirl--all are severely retarded.

Just by observing the way they move around in your compound. You are so depressed.  But someone has to do those jobs and that is the best they can be at that timeAll I have is pity.  While the means to better these dregs of society are being looted by a few individuals.  You can not force water out of a rock like Moses. Nothing short of a miracle I say, can salvage the futures of most of these illiterate minimum wage earners.

Paying them well is not the issue.  What kind of future do they have?  None.  Just by interacting with some of them alone--a wave of depression hits you.  You get a feeling that the brain died at birth from lack of oxygen or something. These are the kinds of people employed to live in the same house with our kids? shocked  Heavens forbid!!!!  No matter how much you invest in them, nothing can come out of it.[/color][color=#990000][/color]  That is the reality. The damage has been long established.

Even the domestic work most can't even get it right.  Simple cognitive tasks cannot be performed. You are constantly shouting and correcting. [color=#990000]Please there are some people that can never be helped.
   God help me--for I did not make them that way. The very few that have been unfortunate and have some little brain wave activity can be encouraged-to a point.  The majority---no hope at all.  Just simple menial tasks cannot be accomplished as most of them act like they have 2 left hands or 2 left feet.   The society we live in Nigeria does not help.  Some are just destined to be generational dullards and all they do is end up pregnant as in this case and the cycle repeats it self from generation to generation.  As long as this remains the case, the lot of these domestic workers can never be improved.

Now tell me what future the poster's "domestic" worker has now? Forced into a marriage of "who knows the daddy"! Raising her own children in the same environment she will probably die in. No hope I say!

It's unfortunate.
Shocked to hear these!  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked. unbelievable that somebody will say these.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 12:21am On Nov 29, 2007
@saucekid,
Exactly!
It lost the killing-killing fun which does not glorify Christ on whose name this thread was made. Do u think that Jesus himself will be enjoying this kind of fun under his birthday thread huh The first time I came to this thread, I actually clicked on it because of Christmas involved only to meet a violent war zone. Why under Christ related thread. If sombody enjoys such bloody war-fun, why not give it a befitting name. Christ is my father so I detest and do not join or promote the ridiculing of his name. I can not please any human (be it who) to displease Christ. Would u like it if some body comes under a thread that is dedicated to your father (or your father's birthday) and start activities that dishonour your father. Christ gave me an example of what to do under this kind of  situation 'when he swept away those who were having fun [/color][color=#990000][/color]with sales in his father's temple'

If u are desperate about having fun under Christ's dedicated thread, why not funs that glorify Christ?

Tell me the former war situation and the present peace, which one do u think Christ loves? huh Any way the good news is that there is now [color=#000099]PEACE in this 'house' and that glorifies CHRIST. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 5:12pm On Nov 28, 2007
Finally we have PEACE !

And neither the name of CHRIST nor his Birthday is used for any bloody rubbish.
Who doubts the power of  PRAYERS? “With prayers u can move mountains”

JESUS BE PRAISED FOREVER.  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by Revive(f): 1:47pm On Nov 28, 2007
@jintujinta
One word is enough for a wise. The “maids” u know in Nigeria are driven to school with limousine and fed with golden spoon. Okay we hear u.

@poster
Now let’s get back to the poster and his new developments. Poster your parents don come back? What is the latest situation now? Are u still very much restless about this “nuisance “ situation? Ee yaa, u must be very kind oo. Keep us posted on new matters arising.

Meanwhile with your kind good heart please make sure the pregnant maid girl is well taken care of. Abortion is out of the question because it is murder.

When the child is born, kindly help them to go for a DNA test to determine the father. So the new family (girl, baby and father) will be reunited.

Please take heart o, all these things can be very worrying and could possible not give one time to travel again from Berger to Ojota. But at least at the end of every thing, the good news is  that  the house help's level will soon be elevated from “maid” to Madam and u will have time to do different kinds of city to city, town to town, church to backyard travels. cheesy

Take heart o it is not easy.
FamilyRe: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by Revive(f): 1:57am On Nov 28, 2007
Nigerian situation of “MAID” is slavery period.

What about the situation of the so called “Ogas” who will have young boys serve them at home and in business like a slave and at the end will not even settle them?

Romeo, u do not have to argue with any body who neither wants to learn nor be enlightened.   

Nigerian “maids” employed?  huh Haba some people need to wake up!

How many Nigerian maids are taken to the hospital when they are sick.  huh The highest most of them get is 'mixed medicines' from pathent (“chemist”) shops. When sick they still have to do the house cores. Some are also beaten up with slashes of cane even when they are sick.
How many Nigerian maids have their hair taken care of?
On Sundays the oga, madam and the ones they gave birth to dress up and go to church while the maid may have to stay back to clean the house and cook for them.
How many Nigerian maids can easily go to visit their own family? These children (called maid) are denied the need to visite and see their own family when they want.
How many Nigerian maids can eat what they feel like eating. The rest of the family where the maid is in have the right to choose what they want to eat but the maid does not have this right.
How many Nigerian maids can comfortably sit on the living room sit and watch television ? How many of them take their meal on the dinning table?
How many Nigerian maids attend decent school? Not to talk of going to university. Most of them can not speak good English in a country where English is the official language, yet it is not because they are not smart but because they were not given the opportunity to have a proper education. The list goes. Tell any of these families that they are maltreating their "maid" they tell u that it does not concern u.

If jintujinta concludes that u are a “maid” in Europe just because u are highlighting the horrible situation of the “maids” in Nigeria, just ignore it. Such a conclusion does not change u from being what u are. 

And if I may ask jintujinta, as u know it without doubts that a “maid/domestic” servant in Europe can go online as much as he/she wants, how many nigerian “maid”  know how to use computer not to talk of possibly going online? Yet u say Nigerian “maids” are employed. 

Let us call a spade a spade. It is very bad to enslave these kids just because they come from a ‘less priviledged’ background. Lets be honest, how many of us would be able to go through what these “maids” are going through just for one week? I do not like unreasonable arguments. If u have been doing something out of ignorant, then change as soon as u got to know.

Besides  “maid” can stand for different meanings just like “light” for e.g. can stand for different meanings. For instance “light” (as in not heavy) and “light” as in (what u use to see at night). There are so many words that have more than one meaning. As far as the "Nigerian maid" is concerned we all know the meaning. We don’t need a dictionary for that.

shocked   angry If there is a need to open a dictionary here, I think jintujinta should be looking up the meaning of "employedcheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 5:41pm On Nov 27, 2007
@ Turkey lovy
Waaaaaaaoooow!
Some people are jealous of every thing about me grin first  ‘my lord given zeal’, now my love.

But I trust ma Turkey who did not allow them to interfere into our holy love. Take some more ‘swyry’   kiss  kiss  kiss About your pinching the 'that' it has to be available for u first before your 'whatever' so just enjoy the holy love which is available now.
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 5:37pm On Nov 27, 2007
@ suga lippy
Bbbbha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Which demonized filty hand dare touch my sacred face? Do u think that every child of God is the endothermic rxn response type who will be begging you with statements like please noooow stop this evil-war talks’?

Haha u don jam! Mine is the exothermic rxt type who will use powerful fierce prayers to blow away demons inhabiting in beings like suga-lippy.

I don't beg the devil, I order him. Sucks u right? This thread has just begun!
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 12:37pm On Nov 27, 2007
Mr. Turkey:
that holy kiss of your's might miraculously just turn into an unholy something else (if you get my drift) grin
‘Honi’ we only have to be careful with our love to avoid temptations.cheesy
RomanceRe: Can Adultery Help My Marriage? by Revive(f): 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2007
almondjoy:
You want the poor woman with a little "tyke" boxing away in her tummy to get on her Knees and do what? Abeg ooooooooooooooh.

almondjoy link=topic=96214.msg1720195#msg1720195 date=1196096397:
You will be on the street trying to cast out the demons in between your legs! Lord have mercy!
iha i grin

@primateola
S*x grandmaster lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 10:05pm On Nov 26, 2007
Bless ye Mr turkey!

U got it right, in their Mephistopheles contaminated eyes, my 'necessary prerogative' will be seen as a 'necessary evil'. But that adds to my rhapsody. Giv ye a holy kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 10:03pm On Nov 26, 2007
Hoi brown!
I am only helping your “Christmas thread to be on track” with the christmas required ‘spirit filled’ jokes. The angels a laughing off their ribs with the stream of ‘anointed’ jokes here.

Don’t worry about your gifts, if the internet delivery fails, I will ask Angel Gebrial to deliver.  wink
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 10:02pm On Nov 26, 2007
Haaaaa, sugar-lippy is still hovering around here.

Who cares that her sense of humour lies in bloody activities? huh

Satan gives u only a fake happiness. Until u taste Christ u will never know what it means to have real happiness.  The day u find true happiness u will not be looking for evil-joy. You will rather detest such evil bloody devil masterminded satanic amusing fiend soul coronary thrombosis that gives u spiritual chlorosis

Just as your bloody actions in the name of humor does not humorize the real peace dwellers and  ‘the Mesiah’ on whose name this thread was made,  my heavenly ministerial soul salubrious humours will in no way please devil and his congregate agents.  tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 12:26pm On Nov 26, 2007
Revive visions an approaching beamshocked shouts in THE NAME OF JESUS, and immediately burst into tongues, uses the heavenly language to command the beam to fall on the demons that has been tormenting a man with paralysis. The beam struck the paralytic demon, knocked it off mercilessly. The paralysed man instantly became alright, jumps up and shouts Halleluya, JESUS IS LORD.

Revive waved her hands unto the Lord, blessed his name with praises for using his immeasurable wisdom to give kunzguru and the paralysed man salvation simultaneously.
FamilyRe: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by Revive(f): 5:42pm On Nov 25, 2007
almondjoy:
And the thread de-railment continues--------------------- grin
Almond.j. easy o grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by Revive(f): 4:22pm On Nov 25, 2007
nuzo:
If you were straight, i bet you would have been the father of the baby. grin
hehe
Imagine a man sucking abunna inside a bus in lagos

Mr. Turkey:
eeewwwyughhhk, makes me wanno puke
.
hehe hei

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