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@ Migines
Kai & Chei! u are still around here eh? B/4 I count 3 let great wind blow away the demon that brought u back, that ur eyes be cleared to see goodness. ^{I continue to enjoy my obsession with inner peace.}

Mr. Turkey:
^{(that's an advice to the l[b]ady[/b] who made the post)}

Lady?

hahahaha Turkey u are missing some thing here! Seems u are faaaaaaaraway

read the post well and read romeo's diggings. The new development is heavily interesting

lol @ Almond u got me cracking with laffs  

u too Frankies  

Bless ya Romeo and mamaput.

And for those who do not know that there is a big difference b/w nigerian "maid" and oversea's house help/ domestic worker/ house girl(boy) and if u like "maid":

The difference is that ;
1. in overseas domestic workers must be above 18
2. Their work is regarded as job and they are paid up to standard of their job
3. They pay their own due tax.
4. They can take care of themselves so if they got pregnant, they take care of their problems by themselves.
5. If they were raped, they can by themselves sue the person responsible to court.

All the same as Almond said, most people in Nigeria  ( whether they have house help or not) do not yet know all these. Most who travelled do not also know these b/4 they travelled.

In the western world, the family of this poster has to be sued for child labour and abuse .

Meanwhile the new developement in the thread  is some how _interesting

Hei Mr Turkey easy o, try to save some laughs. U know today is Sunday, I have refreshed my anointing a billion times waiting to mess up any remaining demon around this thread. So just save some laffs for what will happen to any demon that still want to pep into this house

Who defines the type of fun or joke that should be made here?

Migines enjoys killing, killing, blood shedding jokes under a Christmas thread ( there by making a fun of Christmas and the person who’s birthday it is. {Since Christ does not enjoy human blood shed of any sort}). That is Migines own humour !

Revive enjoys making jokes of banishing demons under a Christmas thread (there by mocking and making a fun of the devil). That is Revives humour!

If the mere mention of hell and demons horrifies Migines, then he should think twice and go for the ‘Supreme power of Christ’ and  the devil himself will be afraid of him. Also the mere mention of his name will then horrifie the devil.

Who is he deceiving? This is a Christmas thread, therefore jokes about the power of Christ, knocking off demons fits in.

If Migines wants a complete killing killing blood shedding thread, he can open one with a name related to that e.g ‘ satan’s blood shedding war zone’ and he can go ahead and enjoy the blood shed which does not horrify him.

There are millions of jokes with excellent humuor that can be made under a Christmas thread without blood shed

As far as this Christmas thread is concerned, I am enjoying myself .

and I did not

Don't cross over hear again. bye until u have peace.

U claim to be making jokes, makes jokes about others, but can not bear the ones made about u. Please run with flight and give room for people with open good heart.

Take it or not my team wins

Before u got married to your wife, you would have loved it if some body else use some ^{green light story} to sleep with your fiancee?  

from Olanajim,

The poster indeed have a case. But, the wife condition must also be recognized. Maybe women in the house should answer the following questions so the we guys can learn to appreciate their condition during pregnancy.

1. Do women have sexual urge while at advance stage of pregnancy?

2. Do women experience pain at any stage of their pregnancy?

If all the above answer yes. Then the poster should put himself in that state and interpret the real meaning of empathy. I wish some men are given the role of child bearing! I wish they are made to stand beside their wives during labour.

@poster, put yourself in place of your wife. Can you stand your wife cheating on you just because you have a problem that prevents you from making love to her for few months?

Please be honest in your answer. Somehow I beleive you would find the answer to your question in YOU.
[quote][/quote]Well spoken, bless ya!

@ poster,
u want to know who and who are married on nairaland. So no advice will be taken from unmarried 'virgin' priests, pastors reverends and bishops. And also no advice will be taken from 'married virgins'.     

rexfx2:
crazy and disastrous!!!

He is not crazy, have a look at the bolded statements on red. By making such statements, it suggests the poster has already defined the type of advice he wants to hear.

otele:
  From poster

, I don't want to hypocrisy please, & no unworkable ideas from unmarried virgins please, i need some empathy here. So for married peeps and those with some experience,what should I do?

From otele

all right my friend, i'll give you the kind of advice you want to hear. . . . . . . . . . . go sleep with the lady that is giving you green light, keep it secret, your wife wont know, you regain your mentality, your wife has her peace,everybody is happy and u live happily ever after . . . . . . how does that sound?

Watching out what Turkey is strangely doing with carrots, through my satellite camera as I carefully select and wrap the gift that suits each person.

Calls the fastest ‘internet courier service delivery company’ to book delivery.

goodboybad:
_{dashes out of the room, grateful to still be alive, and unpossessed}

lol 

pacesetter:
3 bulb of garlic in the morning and 3 bilbs in the evening.

Hmmm this can be dangerouse to ur stomach and oesophagus, could result to stomach/gut burn and gradually lead to ulcer if not treated quickly.

Take ur cock and bull story to Nollywwod . Perharps they can make a good movie out of it and we can relax and watch.

If u are real u already know the right thing to do.

brownsilk:
^smiling WE ALL KNOW 25TH DEC IS NOT CHRIST BDAY, , IT WAS FIXED BY A MAN,

Off course we all know that 25th Dec may not have been Christ’s exact day of birth. But who cares that it was fixed as long as we have a day to be celebrate his birth. Was he born? Yes. So there has to be a day for his celebration.

Having fixed a day, why would it be postpone (to another day that is still unproved to be his actual day of birth)? 

All the same your thread is so eye catching. Bless ya

Like your tactful acts saucekid, and to turkey, like ya nice humour . Ye all are on the list to receive my Xmas present.

Having set every thing under control, steps out to buy nice Xmas presents for Sussy, biggerboy, blesyne and all the members of Revive team as well as all Nairaland Peace lovers.

Wishes Brownsilk safe Journey. Her Xmas parcel on the way too.

@ Migines
And your body has been burnt with conc. H₂SO₄ & HCl so if u leave u got no chance of being revived with my Anointed-Spiritual acid neutralising Power

saucekid:
^{opens curtain**sees migs in the process of bla bla bla**stabs him in multiple places that he wont survive}

*pours conc. h2so4,hcl, on his body*

thought u already left what brought u back?

Suga_Lips:
*with the help of members and "demons" I tie Revive to a tree, pour fuel on her, strikes the matches, throw it and watch her burn. _{Everyone holding hands and singing Usher - burn}

Suga Lips thought she tied Revive but actually she did not!

Seeing that Revive was too powerful for them, the chief demons following Suga lips confused her, and made one of the demons following Migines to look like Revive. Then they tied this  Migines demon and burnt it. The members of the house helped with this and then  held hands to  sing because this is our aim.

Migines demon that they burnt was  his tempo demon so he became retarded.

@ BROWN SILK

we don't want no water let this revive girl burn, burn modaf**ka, burn



WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TURNING MY THREAD INTO, A HORROR FILM?

BROUGHT OUT MY P4 AND REVOLVER AND GAVE REVIVE THE WORST SHOT OF HER LIFE THAT NOBODY OR EVEN ANY ORGANISM OR INCANTATIONS CAN REVIVE HER, hisses and asked, who is next[quote][/quote]And b/4 any of these could happen a powerful lightining struck Brown, she became blind and heard a voice saying to her "Brown Brown why are u persecuting me. Why do u want to postpone my birthday" Then an angel lead Brown to the house of anointed children of God where she will be laid hands uppon and prayed for, so as to get her sight back.

As Brown goes through all these she realises that no body tampers with the Lord's Birthday and gets away with it.

@ seun001

revive seeing that the commotion has refused to subside decided to wear the armour of God and her first lightening blast hits migines turning him into a shriveled old man with a walking stick and shaky shaky legs,   [quote][/quote]He deserves it only that the Armour of God is not for harming humans but for devastating and over-coming the demons who are using them.

Meanwhile as it is that “life without Christ is crisis”, he is already having a crisis in him thus he backed out. (Probably to amend his demon infested-life and come to proper life). I keep sending him PEACE.

sussy1:
Still fighting? Lord have mercy.
^{[/sup]Looking with suprise because all those that are fighting had been asked to stop[sup]}

Sussy dear, the demonised ones do not want peace. But I am on a mission to destroy all their demons. My presence alone is knocking off the demons out of them until they know peace.

Those who already have peace continue to rejoice.

NO WAY, PEACE MUST REIGN IN THIS HOUSE.

Please now, somebody tell me what this tongue icon means [quote][/quote]Take it as your home work of the day and find it out uself. U will be glad u did

Mr. Turkey:
The demons in your tummy that make you eat us I cast and bind and sew and tie up

If there is any demon in me I will be glad u bind them

Peace is already reigning for all humans in the house. Only the demons know no peace. Big fire will continue to  consume all demons. If u are no human being, u are not allowed to mingle with humans.

And the anointed ones continue with inner peace.

THE JOY AND PEACE are growing and multipling, growing and multipling

And we are already singing Husana

and turkey is leading the house with laugh laugh.

And just like what happened to the others, Fire came down from heaven and consumed all the demons that are following Nijabyte with fake news

The house contiues to rejoice in the Lord's PEACE

And nothing happens because I am always covered with the precious blood of Christ.

Now I look straight into turkeys two eyes and tell him that all my life I have been eating the meat of turkey bird with great joy

Uju u really weak too much. U Can not not even stand ur own ground shame on u

And Suga lippy is extreamly weak so all her moves amount to nothing.

And Ninjabyte is equivalent to fake news.

Ninjabyte = fake news

Ninjabyte equals fake news (Tori wowo)

Turkey, don't worry I will help to campaign ' for no turkey slaughter during the celebration'  and do not be disturbed about any jeje hand trying to touch Revive because Revive is untouchable. The anointing is over flowing

Migines:
@revive
u REALLY. . . REALLY. . . REALLY REALLY. . . REALLY REALLY . . . REALLY REALLY . . .Starting to piss me off.

U don't have to say it I know it that u are pissed to pieces instead of peace