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Is that his front or back ?

They are still pulling up research teams , bringing back a case of about 20years ....value of human life and she's not even an American.... meanwhile ,somewhere in Africa,West Africa precisely .... Make I no talk sha

Wonderful...this is supposed to be news from an upcoming blogger abi

A nail to d head

chatinent:
When you are running a degree abroad, you are studying to becoming educated.

In Nigeria, you are schooling...with no hope of being educated or getting a job. That's why they say school na scam (Nigeria)....not education (abroad).

Abroad, it's called tutors.

In Nigeria, lecturers.

Abroad, free modules.

In Nigeria, recycled expensive rubbish called handouts.

Abroad, you have discussions, interviews, responses and peer-reviews...before assignments.

In Nigeria, tear a sheet of paper.

Abroad, you have a zeal in attending classes.

In Nigeria, “course rep, where is my attendance? Who has paid for my handouts?”

Abroad, A shows you are a bright student. You may never get to get zero...they'll be marks for attempting.

In Nigeria, A is for God, B is for Lecturer, C is for serious students which comprise those interested in sexually transmitted grades, and yahoo boys.


Abroad, you can request for extensions if you miss assignments.

In Nigeria, who is your father to walk into my office to authorise me to give you grace?

Abroad, there is serenity to learn.

In Nigeria, you are always on pressure. How can you learn?

Abroad, you are addressed respectfully by your surname...“Mr. Smith, I am afraid you are going to have to go on detention for a week.”

In Nigeria, “hey, you...Kai, if you do as if it is not you I am talking to eh, I swear to God. I will show you what you haven't seen all your life. It's not a threat. You'll carry this course over.”


Abroad, tutors get sacked for thinking of attempting to make things difficult for students by their actions or inactions.

In Nigeria, go and dare report a lecturer. Your days in that school will be the days of Methuselah.


Brethren, no matter the urge you have, never you argue abroad you are from Nigeria.


These are two different worlds.

Nigeria is an international village forced together for administrative convenience by colonial masters! Nigeria is not a country!

With these few points of mine....

Thank you.

Good one .... Utilise d education wisely

As long as we exist as humans, active ones, that smell go dey.... Na just to dey manage am

When am busy padding long notes on my buttocks to cushion the effect of the cane ......

See na , worwor us still dey house Friday night cos no babe say hello .... Ayam reading comments

Shey U don go use your hand buy trouble for yourself

Wick3:
Body count is half a million, like 500k? Jisos!

Only one person is responsible for the murder of 500,000 people? How do these people sleep at night?

I mean, even killing ordinary chicken, I'll feel like I have wronged God and the universe

that's the problem .... Which makes me wonder , is heaven and hell truly existing?

Mike .... Chai ... That guy messed my love for having a roomie up...na me go bring food stuff add beans join for d nigger as him na Lagos boy ( ewa goin) Monday to Monday na beans this guy dey cook knowing well I don't eat beans .....worst of all, him go just soak our only pot till another beans time ....

You see ehn, coro don show many nwiiiii....life is easy if we don't burden ourselves with the materialism of life

As long as it's faceless , NNE m catch your cruise oooo ... I have this theory , even if you see it , touch it , feel it , as long as U never chop am .... Na me still get am

fatymore:
Once you start catching cruise on Nairaland, you see posts from nitwits saying nonsense.

That's why I refrain from posting sometimes.

Ndi ara

Iyaebe:
Shame on young men,see as two beautiful young ladies fighting over an old Ned.

chai no be lie....shame on us but these two lots are not many peoples spec

I say amen to that prayer ....may their sins catch up with them while they are still living

MrSamsung:
They will see video and yet say where is the video

They will see video and say edited video

They will see video and say doctored video, fake video, lies and lekki massacre didn't happen. Why? Because their blood and those of their kits and kins were not the ones shedded. And they don't give a damn to those killed in the lekki shooting because it was not their love ones killed.


Posterity would judge those kinds of people and this country.

Solar stove right ? Lemme put up some calls ... Meanwhile anything come up I go update via this medium.... Correct guy

Kokaine:
Correct guy.

I'm into building circuits. I make inverters and home automation devices. Believe me this solar stove is a very very difficult thing to make. So many factors. Creating anything that can burn a heating element and yet consumes low energy enough to be powered by solar is very very difficult. You will need to achieve heating with a small amount of DC current so that users don't need more than one panel of 200watt. People have tried it using spark plugs. Check YouTube and see the rubbish solutions even oyibo dey try do. If I have this guys number I swear I will patronise him. I own an ecommerce website for selling solar products. I have been looking for one guy in Kaduna to sell solar stove, I didn't get. One company called secodi.org started in Lagos, they folded up. The only place to get solar stove in Nigeria now is that you order it from konga. With the current prices of gas and electricity, selling this stove online can fetch you a good amount even if you only add 2k as profit. People dey find am. Especially because you fit use am cook beans during the day time. Do Instagram ads, and Facebook ads. people are looking for that product. Abeg if you know anyone wey get am. I go come find you. I go travel come anywhere to strike deal

Aswear na to raise family now but we have to strive to raise em in a good environment... I be jos boy , Most of my friends are from the north and I have nothing against someone's success... Like I told U, I have friends who get paid for nothing ....a nice invention , 10,000$ really ? I just wish U saw it from d angle I saw

Kokaine:
na so! When it was time to fight we fought for many years from auchi poly to uniben. Watin we gain? Now its time to raise family and reason next life. We don old. You say there are two ways to a criticism. Why you go dey see evil for person victory. Na watin I no like be that. I no need to be Hausa to stand for what is true. Person do invention, you no suppose dey reason negative. Because north or south na your brother. Abi you think say wen dem dey fall naija men for southy that year, you think say dem know who be north or south? Na naija you be dem go fall you. All of us na brothers. We don hate we fight watin we gain?

Hahahahahaha see my boy , U be small boy to understand life but as a guy to a guy me I no get energy to fight person wen this life over sweet... One thing about criticism is that you have to understand there are two ways to it.... I smoke weed yes ....no b man reveal am to u....... Use Ur brain

Kokaine:
you be low guy. I'm not from north oh. Benin born and bred. Ekosodin brethren. You be low man. I no get your time. So I go travel come abuja come reason you 101 unto physical? Nothing to do again na low guy I want take catch point? Loooool. Abeg no even quote me again I don know your type. You be ganja breed.

Abeg wey that Denzel pix that says' " ma nigger"...

nitt:
Same way I asked, how you got to have a brain that doesn't function as it should.

same way I wonder how Ur so full of white and grey matter that U have to stoop so low to mention me.... Use your over fulk brain to good use .. amadioha

PastorFire:
Just be happy for him. Its not that difficult. Una wahala too much.

there is a picture you guys have not understood, I am sorry I can't begin to explain to anyone but there is a lot to that pix that meets the eye .... That a president feels comfortable fueling our jet to come and commission gutter... Is it not this same nairaland you see much much younger boys from east, south east doing amazing things and yet no one gives them 100 naira... I just see that as a means to continue siphoning money as they do.... I have a northern friend who does nothing but every month $200 go enter him account as him monthly pay ...

And some degenerate imbeciles will say it's a good thing ......why send the military that took an oat to protect its citizens to now destroy them ? Conscience don die for this life ...

Kokaine:
are you sure you are healthy enough to fight? people make mouth oh. are you far from kano? no bombing in kano you know ba?

I see Ur from d north , don't worry leave me your number here let's keep our meeting in Abuja .... It's a neutral ground ...I will be there next week, leave me your number

Here comes the psychologist .... Unfortunately for you, I have made it in life and am still making it ... My life does not revolve around nairaland like you... Baba nka shi ne dan iskar.... This is faceless, if U are man enough pick a location anywhere that is not close to your bombing brothers let's talk man to man

Kokaine:
hmm... i really pity who keep you as friend. you bring negative vibe and your energies is poison. i would advice your friends to keep secrets from you so your evil mind doesnt poison them. wanan yaro bakada ankali gaskiya. ni ba na so mutane masa hasada. people like his never do well in life and they will drag their friends and colleagues backwards with envy and bad wishes. your eyes see evil in everything. dan iskar

Mr hard-worker and literate , what have you got to be doing with an illiterate?

Maxwell4404:
When person done succeed una go dey find fault, the way you take lazy other people no dey last like that, he even clear say you no go school, wen you do project and the project went well its has to be redesign again to useage, the project was redesigned

Our political system, rubbished
Our media system , biased
Our journalists ...bought
Lawyers ( legal bodies) ....... Corrupt ..... Sometimes I think while we are busy pointing at that vegetable called whatever up there , we also point ourselves... Are you an article with a price ?

A fair point to understand

HenryDion:
When you have money, it's easy to make more money. Money attracts more money.

Just a cloth, whatever her intentions,leave it to her

If only you understood your quote from the unbiased angle

hakeemhakeem:
because he not the usual Yoruba and Igbo amaka.come orile iganmu welders construct things like this

And you are quoting a small brainer ...don't you think it's a privilege I get to talk to one who's got big brains Yay

Tomahawk99:
Yes it is just you. No be everyone get small brain.

I don't know if it's just me... How did he even get the funding to build that stand ? The well to do using style to give emselve money ... Check am na, ee go be one big alhaji pikin