AmakaDNB:

Check ma signature. Ladies only. Maybe just a few guys will be allowed

I think I like your books

Lilyomi:
Soon the ladies will come and say what man can do.... Well I say she made Africa proud.

Lolz, u just said it

Did I see 'Parliamentary' in d text? ........... Thatz Calabar for sure

Aitee1:


It actually funny

Op we need the full gist mbok

Uyai aba dieh

If u dnt share ur 'last seen', u won't b able to view anoda person 'last seen',.............. Itz karma

ellahzy:
hmm..this girl na wa oo

her nip*le is even showing.
why is she so desperate to be a bad gal?
i prefer d Cynthia Morgan in 'Dont break my Heart' video and not this new Cynthia

I no see her nip*le o

UrennaNkoli:


Google Nigeria

Yeah, itz Google Nigeria

sexymoma:
hey lil boy... there are some things you dont joke around with... If she isn't old enough to be your mother at least as a sis

I think I like dis lady............. Matured response

I was actually dating category 4 during my days in d University

Nneka123:


A garter is like a band wore around the leg to hold the stockings, it's look more stripper like . Most ladies wear this on their wedding day, and that leads to the husband pulling it out.

It's not really known how the tradition started, but it's most practiced in the United states and other western countries. it is believed that the wedding gown the bride wore on her wedding day brings luck to her husband , therefore the Garter is seen as a good luck to other single men or whoever catches it, when the groom toss it to the crowd, same way the bride toss her flower to the ladies.

I Know Nigerians do practice it now, in some weddings I have been to.

Really?, wow, thanks for d lecture, u d best............ In my own case I think I'll go for pant wit ma teeth rather than the garter

Got d message too

And what if you are not telling us the truth, and your boss is also reading this?

Ok I understand, she didn't giv head bt she gave tail

kristen12:

Boyfriend! Are Ɣ☺ΰ gay?

U just askd my question

Too bad, maybe he was poisoned.......... Who knows

U shld've just told us u bought an Infinix
x351

Where do people get all dis pix from?............... Memories sha

ShirelleBaby:
NO be ALOMO bitters dey ground so?

Hahahahaha.
One is obviously drunk,I am sure the chicken below the cow is the drunk one.

They for give them pistol make them finish their self off.

Shirelle ur eyes na 3D

Raping on valentine's day, that bastard must be a devil

olorunthobby:
I prefer buying data from resellers..

Babe u correct

SELENAqueensy:
There is no butt there na

Lolz, can I c urs possess........ Privately, nd I promise nt to show any1

Yeah, datz wat they do,..... Sell d corpes to d anatomy dept for studies

MrCork:




.....^^^^^see this okoro boy?? which question?...brother..is it ma fault u don't hav moiney or is it ma fault u nevar been to London or is it ma fault I hav moiney or even sef is it ma fault I drive a £28'000 range rover spot u cannot nevar a aford?

....when u hav YES ansa to ma questions then u can be on ma level (no oofense )

We nw knw who can speak English

Crocz:
My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

Guy u dull, if I were u, wld'v gotn her number 1st nd dial to be sure b4 goin down dat tunnel

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

Haba, Aunty u are telling lies

ayusco85:



please who are the ''Aneke twins''. were they among the kidnapped chibok girls?

Hahahahahaha sick

bigtt76: Are they paid for this? #justasking

Lolz, I was about asking same question

Proudly Efik #TeamCalabar

MISSYTOSIN: Awww soo sweet, most Naija Guys don't dis tho.

We try to do more dan dis, but must Naija babes don't fancy dis as well

Controversy:
BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool and Dortmund have reached an agreement over the transfer of Reus.

They've agreed it's never going to happen.

Lolz, babe u r a clown