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Village people at work.
Those guys writing how to pass interviews should please include *edit your unpleasant social media post before going* if this guy has seen this, he might have gotten the job

Driver in court and this happens:


*Judge:* Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.

*driver:* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*Judge*: I wasn't talking to you.

She took him to court and this happens:


*Judge:* Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.

*Accused:* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*Judge*: I wasn't talking to you.

What's I marry you?? If its a Nigerian that type that, people will be asking for space to faint. Now its oyibo,it has become news on NL FP for that matter.


God help us all

Hmmm those with ideas,plans and strategy don't have the capital. There is God o

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I came home from work.
Was tired. Sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up.

Wife brought me a glass of water. Son gave me a sheet of paper �

English. 17 /100
BM. 35/100
Maths. 40 /100
Physics 37/100
Chemistry 42/100

I lost my temper
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"What is this?
All the time on phone and TV.
How dare you show me such marks?"
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Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."

I told her:
"Shut up. It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good."

Wife said: "Oh. Really?"

I said:
"No one in our family has performed so badly ever."

Son said:
"Dad. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this."
"This is your old school report card."

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ShyCypher:
This post is a lie. There is no proof to back up your claim. I cant see a single Ipob outfit here o

The cap logo is that of IPOB, chec out the hand bands. Biafra colours .

Still need glasses? Bubu is selling it cheap

GodsMopol:
Loooooooool,pikin wey go run go school. I think its her granddaughter. Her children should be grown up now. Probably graduates. Mama just won defile law of nature. My opinion, she must be a prayer warrior or interceder

See niece taking care of her aunties and uncles

GodsMopol:
Loooooooool,pikin wey go run go school. I think its her granddaughter. Her children should be grown up now. Probably graduates. Mama just won defile law of nature. My opinion, she must be a prayer warrior or interceder

lol

Her little daughter don't know she has work ahead of her

Just got my reimbursement. Kaduna to Abuja from ABU

*Cousin:* I heard you now work at the Bakery?
*Akpos:* Oh Yes. I started last week.
*Cousin:* But you have never brought any Bread home.
*Akpos:* Your sister who works at the airport, has she brought any aeroplane to the house? And even you who works at the Mortuary, have you brought any dead body home before? *Has your brother who works in London brought Buhari back home?* Please, don't put pressure on me����

Teacher: When you get to the University, they will teach you.


Lecturer: You've already been taught by your teachers in Secondary School. Lets skip it

Fire fall on them

christejames:
That's awesome! but how many students are in that department sef?

100+

Good job guys. Wishing you success in your future endeavours

TODAY SOMEBODY DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!

He went to a RESTAURANT and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, he took out his phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
"My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see"

Nine ladies DISAPPEARED!!
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During a robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience”
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Changing priority”
Personal Happiness is more important than your job”.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.

The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

During a robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.


This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"


This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."


The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"


This is called "Experience”
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.


This is called "Swim with the tide”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."


This is called "Changing priority”
Personal Happiness is more important than your job”.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.


The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"


This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The letter was for a job in Abuja. He must be an English graduate and related to Patrick

Go to deeper life opportunities are given to members to ask questions. After service, you can ask a pastor any question and he will break it down systematically and with bible reference.

timay:
On point, so op is mathematically wrong at last

if u all understand mathematics; you wouldn't say the op is wrong as he didn't break any mathematical rule as seen frm the solution ....infact u can even manoeuvre your answer to give 10 instead of 2.
In mathematics, whatever u divide by zero is termed 'UNDEFINED' which simply means it's not assigned to any particular value.
In summary 0/0 can give u any value depending on how u manoeuvre your solution without breaking any mathematical rule

Copied from a comment by op. Can't explain again

SirKriz:
Well, if you follow this process you will get into an infinite loop of 0/0.

From the proof you uploaded, line 3 shows a (10-10)/(10-10) = 0/0 same thing you started with. So you would continue repeating line 1 to 3 infinitely. Even the limit of 0/0 is infinity, ∞.

Maybe by the time you are done solving, Buhari would have been back hopefully.

Are you sure you understood it

UnknownT:
That place they cancelled (10-10) is wrong. They should multiply (10-10) and (10+10)
=0*20=0

If it was multiplid, it will go back to the previous equation which is difference of two squares. It's not wrong cancelling

Watching horror movie at night is not the problem.�
The problem is when you wake up to pee and d toilet door opens by itself..,..����
# BAGAM

1. X is a 7 letters word.
2. New babies likes X better dan breast milk.
3. The poor have X.
4. The rich looks for X from d poor.
5. If you eat X u may die.
6. X is more important than your life.
7. X is impossible to God
8. I swear I will give u X if u get d answer.
What is ​X​?10mins to go

Your time starts now

Math won't kill someone. Check the pic

Is it the same with naija police cars?

don4real18:
How much is the salary?

She said attractive salary

Chai