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optional1:
1. U official dat means u not friendly, u strict, u behaviour lyk a boss too much, u dont give her space to talk nd ask questions. U wat her to obey all u say. My idea sha

2. Is there any need of telling her u wat a free sex relationship? Well u can tell her u wat a free sex relationship after u might av win her over. If after telling her she got angry nd left no she is not ready for u but if after telling her she still stay no dat she is for u nd she is ready to do anytin to make u happy. My idea sha

3. If u r too innocent for her then break up wit her cos one way or d other she wil b cheating on u. Cos she wat a bad guy nd not a good guy, u will only b her bank manager till she finally dump u herself. My idea nd opinion sha.

the number is very true we don't play am more of an introvert.ur points are very valid i appreciate it thanks.

[b].let me help you contribute and add!

1,Imagine a girl wearing a very short cloth then passing in the midst of guys drawing it down why na? Remember u will attract a guy quite alright, but a type who will only be after those laps u are displaying. there is beauty in dressing decent you don't need to be naked to have a man if not strippers would be married to the richest of men!

2,**tattooing**
remember a runs girl that tattooed her boobs with a butterfly as boys finished handling it, now it looks like a hyena sketch. Piercing aspect i wanna ask pls after 6 ear holes,you pierce nose,belly chai don't forget to pierce your brain also because u don't need it anymore. This will never attract a responsible guy trust me.


3,**bleaching**
imagine Jessica that was as black as my timberland,saw her last week she is now transparent not even fair her own bleaching mehn is out of Africa.or is it rita that has dark parents and siblings but now looks like a Philippine? I don't think there is any black girl in naija again sef.

4,**ready to live with a guy**
,some pretend to be stranded and ask a guy to pass the night at his place but surprisingly after coming fRom work the next day u still meet her,worst is she go up to the extent of seducing to keep him to herself **new flash** u can't keep a guy with sex. And don't come crying after 12 abortions and he marries another lady.

5,using there nudes as d.ps on nL,lemme not mention names sha but them know themselves goodneews e won't work lai lai.

The last thing you should never do is to try to change whom you are just for a guy you ain't sure will marry you,e.g. If u are not the kinda wide type that party,dress indecent,smoke or drink don't do these things to win a man. quite alright he might be attracted yes but marriage forget it,it won't work he can't take a fool to his mom sorry.if u are the good type continue and u will get ur dream man.[/b]

[b]i have been looking forward to this kind of opportunity..
1,she says am too official what does it mean pls?

2,how do i get to tell a lady i want a relationship without sex without her leaving me? Av got 3 ruined ones

3,my present bae says am too innocent for her,what kinda of bad boy trait do girls like or want in a guy...

Thanks pls i need answers[/b]twaci,juhan,esejessy,sinaj,mimzy,refiner,dollyjoy,mathematical,hisduchess,optional1.

hibiscus76:
I derive joy disappointing people like the op.

lmao...but sweety it works there must be a guy that makes u unconsciously chat dirty.

this ur story get as im be sha

juhan:
i already knew you wont tell me

lol....most definitely

juhan:
hehe whats her monicker?

discret

Smellymouth:
Welcome back Rexhenrex...


Now you wana make me cry,am so emotional right now

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hehe dont be jarey

hehehe.....

happy new month to my main man smellymouth btw i told ma bae abt u she always anticipate ur comments and memes same with ma twinny and also to my nl first love mimzy **kisses** then to ma admirer and crush #winks misspicy God bless u all and may this month favour u guys

#iamback

vizkiz:
read my comment again, this time read it slowly...

lmao...chai which kind talk be this na

Tynasparks:
What a world

almost fell in a ditch gawking at ur d.p! U pretty #winks

shizzy7:
GERA - gerrarahiamehn
BOKO - Boko haram
CHIP - Plantain or potato chips?
WAKA - waka for you too


There are some posh names there like lala, pero, miya, mambilla, chama, pilla, Kenton----------....these names doesn't befit those places because they are UGLY except mambilla plateau....

you in plateau?

PussieSandie:
He doesn't like local champions.

holds laugh.....pooogh iswear can't hold it. Lmao wicked girl

valslove8715:
Yea I ve seen it, thanks (winks)

lol...welcm

valslove8715:
where is the backside?

under a table behind this thread.

juhan:
hahahaha lwkmd haha

lol...i was begining to like the mumu girl sef...funny enough she is following this thread.

Sempumping:
My mum walks out ...sometimes u 'll hear "so this is the Iranu 'u pple watch"

My dad:No News ?
Me:daddy it's not time yet
Dad:check NTA, AIT,CHANNELS,SILVER BIRD
Me:No news yet
Dad:oya put off the TV ....All u pple do is watch TV ,,your mates are doing something meaningful with their life..

i can also relate to this

Yuneehk:
My mum would hiss and say "ndi ocha" self if its a foreign movie and if local, she'll curse! Then I'll hiss too and fast forward but replay it later when no one is watching

its like we share same mom! If its my own mum she will turn the parlour to a crusade ground and or the backwarding the scene wen alone i concor lol...

yea mine is to just read and i necessary comment i don't even believe in love sef

halfricanadian:
Eeeya tru to enjoy nl forget love ni o

Sorry bou dat

halfricanadian:
lol im over it

Unlike u dat still cries

sorry but am happy u got over it tho,there is this popular female here this chick told me how she feel about me she is very attractive so i also told her i felt same i regretted accepting her proposal from that day i stopped accepting pm may b the guy has faced same thing the lady really messed me up she is a control freak and very hot tempered.if u wanna enjoy nl forget love abegi

mysticgal:
OK, how can I help

pls add me on f.b cant say here its ifeanyi obidinma or if u are comfortable to gimme urs fine

mysticgal:
Which one we go come chop na

lol...pls i kinda need ya help

[b]very true another one that piss me off is a statement like

**i don't want a boyfriend because he will want sex.you said what?? Mean while she masturbate 3 times a day worst of all she av slept with every tunde,larry,henry,dayo,chika . And u still av the guts to say he will demand for sex.well why would you want a boyfriend knowing fully well he will privatise you whereas you are a public property. Top it all you dress like a LovePeddler and visit guys Half naked you shouldn't blame him because u are the one tempting him! Is it possible for you to have light and your phone is at 3% and u won't change it??

**Its bad to have a boy friend**

i can remember a very lengthy argument i had with a woman in a taxi last week she said its bad and i asked her ok how can one marry without being friends with there spouse to be? So courtship is wrong? As for me having a boyfriend or a girlfriend is not a problem as long as one is an adult.

Having a b.f or g.f is not wrong but what matters is what u people do that matters. as long as its leading to marriage and you eschew from fornication the its perfectly fine to have one.

**A perfect man**
some want a God fearing,tall,fair,caring,loving, gentle,rich,handsome,that doesn't drink,smoke,snore,has good dress sense, nice humour,truthful, and hardworking haba sister how can u find all this in one person,he don't need to be perfect u can work on him instead of being a gold digger be a goal digger to him make him perfect for or well you might be lucky continue waiting till when u get to 38 and start finding one like mtn service or better still its raining season use laka(clay) to mould one.

Having a b.f Or g.f is a matter of choice its better you just say no you ain't interested than giving silly reasons like your pastor said its wrong mtcheew.[/b]

paschal1995:
u knw,,we see a very pretty lady,we walk up to her,and when she speaks...4ck..as dumb AF..so we act nice by still asking for d number,,just nt to make her feel bad..den once we leave.. we delete..dts plain simple. ..for we gentlemen shaaa..

lmao...i thought i was alone in this act

STFUareyouG0d:
Na WA o. Una no even get chills for this romance section

lmao...at all me ma don the fear here

Smellymouth:
Hollup, Whollup.. Just Whollup mehnn, So all the money when Captain spend na for traditional wedding?

Adonbilivit..


Toolz, wetin? U wan kill am?

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Gerrarahia Mhen!! Sh#t

hehehe u don mad finis but u make point sha,thought they av don white wedding also

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missingrib:
me do care o...CNT imagine my guy wearing color riot or putting on same cloth for two days no matter how handsome you are that particular act turn me off..one cloth equals two days..hmmm

lmao;;;kinda guilty of that but thats for trousers tho,must guys are guilty as well

water and it got burnt