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I no am handsome but me just hate girls with bad or low sense of humor...that's my major turn off in girls not like if I want to have a girlfriend I can't. I think I need to work on myself concerning girl having a bad sense of humor. I need learn to tolerate girls sha

Okey bakassi u have spoken well....I feel like am the one he's talking to . I so need a girl for a serious relationship preferably from SW , tall dark n mature.

Billygee2u:
it's quite unfortunate that he cannot smell Aso Rock .
if Buhari win presidential election let Seun delete my account .

Ok den till Feb 14

Billygee2u:
let's assume miracle happened for him,can he jail Tinubu and other thieves in APC?

So be it if u ve proves and evidents that tinubu is among the thieves then no problem we shall mention his name to be jailed

elantraceey:
Hmmmmm , this one pass me.


There's no scripture backing that up sha but i kind of agree with her husband.

Y wud u kind of agree wen d book of life doesn't say so or back it up ?...my dear marriage is of God and all the intimacy within it...so it not wrong or a sin to intimate with ur spouse during fasting as long he or she is ur legally married hubby/wife and not boyfriend n girlfriend intimacy, God knows that body no be wood hence His advise to us was to get a partner (husband or wife as d case may be) and enjoy all the intimacy weda before , during or after fasting or any other time. Am not a bible scholar but that's my take.

God ve mercy Hmmm too bad , wish u quick recovery GUO .

blemon44:
i thought its a huge sum of money

its only 10k

you can give it back

its a new year

God has greater things in store for you

U tot its a huge sum of money ? So if it was like 5M u wud advise him not to give it back abi ? U be pdp member I swear where una believe stealing is not corruption hehehehehehe Oga Jona o

menesheh:
Illiterate talking trash



You cant win and you can't bring militaryness to nigeria again


He felt that Democratic government is like military government where you can easily command or jail with impunity

U really sound like pdp indeed , so u like d fact dat many who had stole our billions in dollar n pounds re still moving around freely without any justice? I fear for ur tots o.

yemight2776:
We see this kind of crowd too in Ekiti and at the end the scores is 16-0........GEJ till papa 72 provide his certificate.

16-0 after rigging abi ?

donphilopus:
I thought APC would not be accepted/welcomed in Rivers/Akwa Ibom states due to their (APC's) Islamic fundamentalism. Why is Buhari capturing Jonathan's strongholds?! For God's Sake, Jonathan only depends on the SE/SS Votes, but the way I'm seeing it now, Jonathan is losing. From Mbaka to MEND to some other groups in the SE. Jonathan, pls resign honourably to evade humiliation!

From ur comment I swear I can see ur pity face for gej already....hehehehehehe

Mehnn u see politic ehn , just a single mistake can take u down...but gej case he did so many mistakes yet he's still dia till now but won't definitely be dia comes Feb 14 in Jesus name .... Nigeria need change. Someone capable , someone who carries the people problem and go after their solution wholeheartedly. That's who nigeria cries for now. Not someone who says all wat mend has mentioned above n yet still don't give a Bleep.

kendrick9:
does this man think nigeria is only made up of the southwest?

Do u no d saying that says ..." put ur money where ur mouth is ? If yes that's exactly wat he's doing....oh maybe u want him to go otuoke to campaign so that all those gej people will eat him raw abi ? Wooooorrrr shame on u that won't work n he will win SW cos he has put his money where his mouth is.... Nigeria need change and that change is coming soon by God grace.

@op where's d swimming skills now ? U just showed someone in a swimming pool n u call it swimming skills ? U mumu die I swear

Yomieluv:
He's a big f00l.

No u re wrong , he's a biggest fool . because of wetin na ? Girl ? Girls Wey plenty for nigeria scatta ?

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?


For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

Two tin involve....one if am rich wich I no I'll be soon and I ve far more than that I won't slap her , 2ndly if na my wife I won't weda rich or not but if na one of these useless naija girls around oh boy the slap ehn....hmmm

saaedlee:
An order has been given to warrant this statement, oya produce the photocopies na?

Soon fire go enter secretary office!

I smell a foul play somewhere...why pdp why all these? Can't u guys (pdp) play politic without bitterness? Na wa o

dudesexy1111:
happy new to u too... And thnks

Uwc bro

gracile:
I doubt if there is anybody who doesn't know his / her attractive features or personality, simply put everyone has a selling point
what's yours? you first!

Physical aspect...My height (6.0) , handsomeness and ofcos d size of my joystick ...
Mental aspect...a very good sense of humor.

dudesexy1111:
Jus met dis girl at a party and we get talking collected her no and without wasting much tyme i told her i really like dat she should be my girl... And she accepted but wat jus get me insane is dat she doesn't call me i do de callings most and she cums online regularly so i confronted her and she said she is srry dat it not wat i think.. I accepted her apologies and we move... Den on christmas day i decided not to send her text but didnt knw when i text her to wish her merry Christmas...and she didnt even call me back to wish me also almost like 4 days she did not call me... Den the 5th day she send me text and said she is srry again wat sort of rubbish is dat... I accepted jus becuse i jus felt for her so much den on 31st i was thinking she will be de one to wish happy new year first no call no text i still called her and wished her..... Is dat am forcing my self on her or wat.....i have stopped calling her anyway have moved on... Sum girls dont worth it.... Will jus focus on my self more and getting better tins done dan all dis girlfrend ish

I for like to abuse u for using "some" in ur thread topic instead of "many"....bro if that's wat happened to u den that one small na ,many girls dis days are way too stu.pid, unreasonable n daft in nature. They are annoying bunch of fools.... I won't stop if I say why(s) so just let me kip quiet bro..... My advise is dedicate ur time,energy ,money, resources for sometin far beta .... Perhaps how to beta ur tomoro n ur mother . Api 2015 n takia

mrbillz:
Why do ladies usually have these horrible postures while taking pictures? Do you have to be an slowpoke to look sexy? What exactly is wrong with our girls? If your Gf does these horrible posture please divorce her for your own good. She might give birth to a polio infected child These things must change in 2015 or else

Hehehehehehe true talk sha

SmithRussell:
As for me, The real thing I watch out for in a lady is the Backside otherwise called the YANSH, BACKYARD, AS.SS or BUMBUM. I love them big, I also love Smart and Intelligent gurls (Scholars, Gurus, Brainiac etc.) and endowed Boo.bs too. What about you guys, what's that thing that trips you in a lady the most?

Apart from all the physical attribute u mentioned wich ofcos I would like ( but not totally compulsory) as for me I trip for a girl when she's tall, not to fat not too slim , dark in complexion and ofcos a girl with good sense of humor and know how anticipate a convo .

Well as for me if she's ready to change for better from y we broke up in d first place....and if me I'll change for better also.

Who still dey listen to this man ? Well not like I want trouble for nigeria in 2015 oh...but the truth is this man has lost people's attention.

Mgpaki:
When it comes to mobile data Nigeria, the cost at which we purchase or subscribe for it is day by day becoming high.

The service providers are making a huge profit from the purchase of despite all the complains the youth keep on making to the NCC to help and get an affordable price that can suffice us.
As the year is just about to run out, I look back in retrospect to what i have spent for JUST data subscription in 2014.

From the starting of 2014 to its end, I have spent more than 18k for data in my N9,500 Tecno M3(almost twice the price of the phone) ranging from MTN to Glo,from Glo to Airtel and from Airtel to Etisalat.

So I want to know how much did you (nairalanders) spend for mobile data in 2014?

I spent 12k , how ? Well 1k per month for 3gigabyte of data for a month....how u ask again? Well it blackberry and glo fan for life....!!! Come over and have data peace of mind unlike android users.....!!!

berem:
Any one who wishes General Muhammadu Buhari death,may the wishes and fulfilment of painful death go back to his family in million folds in Jesus name!!

Nice one dear, I like ur back to the senders comment. Imagine people playing politic to the point of wishing someone dead, na wa for some nigerians o.

kennygee:
There is something not right with this Osinbanjo guy.

And what do u tink is not right with him ? If u can't say then he's fine. U guys should stop all this bad mouthing Jare does been a pastor n apc VP candidate means make him no snap pics with nigerians again ? Na wa for una

lafflaff123:
I think say na pastor?Buhari till 2023

So bin a pastor means say make him no go show ? Abi u forget where Jesus Christ turn water to wine ? Or na ur parlour him turn water to wine abi ?

Mrsfaithhh:
Guy:babe u knw I love U.
Babe;I knw honey.
Guy;I knw I can't giv u anytin . But I lov u.
Babe:tomorrw is my brtday
Guy: wow happy brtday in adv babe. U knw I'm broke wuld hav taken u out.
Babe:
So wat does a babe gain here?

Ask google wetin d babe gain...as if in a relationship there's a law that says the guys will be the only one always giving. Nigeria girls ? Stingy set of breeds ....

Veralaw:
For all you know,he might not have gotten infected through nyashing

U dey mind all those who sound as if they holy pass.... As if na by only yanshing person fit take get am.... Bro wagbayi Jare ur head correct unlike those yanshing word people

This is choking till death , the foolish guy allowed such a titanic tin to be ontop of him, because of wat na ? 2mins sex ? Rip to d guy.