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emmyrichie:
I thought I was the only one who's so afraid of nagging. That stuff can kill in no time.

Hehehehehehe....I no get time for such ladies....I don't want to pushed to beat any woman cos I ve told myself I'll never do it no mata wat ...so nagging lady is definitely out of it nomata how beautiful or rich she might be....such lady fit fast track person dying day. Maybe God say u go live 100yrs on earth but such lady if u person see 70 u strong den

merits:
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U ve phobia for beautiful ladies ? U no get case Jare all u need do is just to unphobia ursef hehehehehehe....bro go upgrade ursef , make money I mean money owo, kudi ,ego , then step up ur social mingling game n see if that phobia no go run pass usain bolt liv u...

Muyogoa:
I'm sure i'm not alone. Many men loves this part of women but not me. I mean the boobs and bossom of ladies. Infact, there is a thread on nairaland of ladies with big boobs and bossom. Many pic of ladies with big boobs and bossom were uploaded their and many guys were 'mad' at those pics but non of these picture move me an inch. Even in real life boobs and bossom is not part of my sexual life. I sometimes jealous guys who find this part fascinating. There are other weird non sexual part i find very attractive but not boobs and bossom(no matter how big it is). I often shake my head in pity when some ladies try to seduce me with this part. As my thing can never pick signal to it. Are there guys like me here? Am i normal?

Bro u re normal cos one man food is anoda man's poison...that's exactly wat u re saying so u re fucking normal...I ve a friend who so much like yanshh like kilode...esp big ones but u see boobiie ? Hell no for him nomata how sexy , big or pointed it is...so u re normal bro...

emmyrichie:
This is basically for matured minds who are no longer teenagers.

Which do you prefer amongst the two?

1. A lady who nags consistently?

Or

2. A lady who can't cook and do the house chores?

For me a lady can't cook is better...since I can cook no prob...beside relationship isn't for a sole responsibility alone. But nagging ? Hell no I can't cope

Thugnificent:
I grew up in a strong Christian family were I was indoctrinated to believe that fornication and masturbation is a sin. Now i'm in my early 20s and the urge to fornicate grows stronger and the only solution is masturbation which is also a "sin". So how do I relieve my self of the urge without comitting any sin?

For u to even tink of it its a sin on its own....well since u ve thought of it...my advise to u will be take off anytin that will make u wanna tink abt it....like avoid tinking , seeing or doing anytin that will make u wanna do it... If I tel u say e easy na set up..but if u can disciplined ursef u can achieve it...takia

Shedysworld:
My (other it's disheartening. God will help us

Amen o

Apala by Haruna ishola

Shedysworld:
Naija Police cannot change

That cannot u wrote should ve come in capital letter CANNOT.... useless bunch of bastards ...imagine a con3 where her citizens fear police pass thieves...

shelter4luving:
i got a new job through someone i just met. it was 4 days ago, i make photocopies of my CV and was summiting round some companies and offices. lucky for me i walked in somewhere while talking to the security man at the gate, the manager came out, called me and we got talking. he said he just like me immediately he saw me. that am going to be his wife. that i should leave all my boyfriends and get serious with him. i was just looking and smiling. so after all the talked, he went through my CV and ask me to go to one organization and summit. so i went. lucky for me again i went straight to the place and was able to see the manager. after much conversation, she employed me immediately. although i did not tell the manager someone directed me there. that was how she took me to HR. and i was asked to resumed the following day.
I've resumed and i appreciate God and the first manager guy who directed me to this job.
the problem now is, he called me yesterday to come and spend the night in his house after work. he desperately want sex and i dont want to sound rude or ungrateful and at the same time i hate such nonsense.
Sis in the house, how do you handle such without looking ungrateful?
men in the house, how do you think i should treat this guy?
He calls me like mad with all manner of stu.pid love names. getting me angry but i want to be polite.

U can't give hime sex right ? What else do u have to give him ? If nothing den dump him n n his so called job he helped u with...or else u did be pressurize for sex more n more n u might end up doing wat u don't want to do. That's some men for u sha...or better still tell him point blank no need to harbor anytin in ur mind..tell him looking serious that u can't do it ,if he want his jobs he should take it o.... Nonsense

DahtzFestjayz:
You don rotten. Wetin be your dis-virgin age sef?

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Lala247:
But whatever u cn say on wts app can say ere

Jus d normal flow jus said whatsapp cos it IM

Lala247:
Im a night owl always sleep late n its only 12:30 lol its early

A'ight if u say so....not like am trying to extend this...but do u mind we do whatsapping ? U on bbm or sometin ? Asking since we both don't sleep on time.

Lala247:
Shouldnt that be one . I mentioned 1 and 2 or cant U read

Oh u re looking at d arrangement of d numbering? Sorry my bad should ve made 3 first..guess that's wat u meant..well me just mention dem regardless of how I numbered. Tanx for d recall....beside y u still awake ?

mako007:
Fellow Nairalanders Sunday the 11th is my birthday and I planned on just chilling at home with my "bae'. I told her my plans and she bought it. We met today and she told me plain I had to give her money for her hair dat she can't carry her old hair on my bday I just laughed and told her "Bae no be Jesus bday! and remember I told you we chilling home so ion mind your hair old". She begged and begged , I didn't look uche face. What got me laughing was when she then told me to lend her money to buy me a gift, really? I laughed so hard I left where we were. Now she's not picking my calls. hehehe. Good riddance Mehn.

Naija girls ? Stingy since 0000BC ...very useless liability set of breeds .... Can u imagine u should lend her money to buy u gift on ur birthday? She don see mumu na.... Kai I swear naija guys foolishness is wiser than them (naija girls). Happy birthday in advance...wish u all the best life has to offer u...cheers and enjoy your day....!!!

Lala247:
So the first thing is no 1 .. Thats really sad . What about ambitious, loyal faithful ... Two is to cook ... Wow

Obviously u didn't read me well...u see all wat u mentioned is embedded in my no:3 ..like I said in all ramifications or don't u no d meaning of a woman been virtuous ?

Me like touch ur toes style y I stand n hit her asss from behind.... Or me lying down facing up y she ride on d damn joystick......doggystyle dey make me cum quick if not I for like am wella

ogahlouiskid18:
1. Committed

Marriage is for life. Don’t commit yourself to anyone
you cannot see yourself with “til death do you
part. ” Divorce rates are only climbing, because boys
don’t ever grow up into men. Fight for your girl every
step of the way. A successful marriage requires falling
in love over and over with the same person. A boy
makes excuses and quits. A man understands the vow
he made and never stops falling in love with his bride.




2. Who said faith matters?

Marry a girl who shares your belief of God. This is the
most fundamental step to consider. I will guarantee
you a marriage of growing anxiety and misery if you
marry a girl who does not believe in the God you
worship. Also, God doesn’t approve either.



3. Love me some people.

Run fast if you’re interested in a girl who loves to hate
on other people. There is nothing more damaging than
someone who can’t keep their opinions to themselves.
Certain people tear others down in order to esteem
themselves. These people don’t compliment
relationships, they kill them.


4. Family first.

Want a preview of what your marriage will be like? Just
take a good look at the relationship between her and
her parents. A top requirement for your bridal
candidate must be a love for her family. The way she
treats them will be the way she treats you



5. A standard of living.

We all have standards. Some of you might need to
think about reevaluating yours, but we all have them.
The frustration in marriage will only begin to burn if
you’re with a girl with a world of standards apart from
your own. One of two things will happen—compromise
or divorce. Or both.


6. The Joker.


She has to know how to smile. These are the most
precious and treasured moments. Life is not easy. The
pressures and anxieties of life only get tougher. Here’s
a tip to limit stress—having a wife who knows how to
laugh with you until you’re two old beautiful souls.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

Mr op for me 10 too much ...just 3 qualities is damn ok for me..
1. She gat sabi fucck well
2. Sabi cook (tho not neccessary like she sabi fucck)
3 then be a virtuous woman in all ramifications.
1 and 3 very important....so bro ur 10 too much

CuteEmma:
If you had the opportunity to become the opposite sex or if you just wake up at 6am to find out that your balls/vag has been replaced, what would you do?

Knowing that it would only last for 18 hours before you change back (i.e. 6am - 12 mid-night)

For me,
1. Shave
2. Toast a girl
3 Leave a romantic legacy, so Naija guys would learn how to be more romantic,
and lots more

I will fucck enough different diccks to feel how u girls normally feel when we re fuccking u girls that produces different sexual ringtones...den wen I change back I'll now no how u girls feel when we fucck u girls pucci

[quote author=sheddyboy post=29627995][/quote]Chai see d kind marriage I dey find...my future wife better like sex gan...

AWONEYAN:
and you have some 1 from that state as the senate president for 8 years and he is planing to continue........................
nigeria is a joke.....

And the senate president has been in house since 1999 imagine. Nigeria is not a joke but a comedy industry.

samflexxy:




1).MONEY
Every woman wants a rich boyfriend or husband who would provide for her every need, some women might not agree to this fact but deep in there hearth they will gladly marry a rich guy

2)handsomeness
Some ladies fantasize them self with a huge handsome hunk with 6packs and fair smooth skin whenever they see a handsome guy they can't help but stare and hope they guy will approach them.

3)funny
Ladies like guys that make them laugh, most ladies prefer this kind of guys cause they are normally kind and some times silly e.g mrcork

4)A gentle man
Ladies adore guys that put them above everything guys that succumb to their every command, guys that treat them like angels trust me be a real gentle man and every lady will want you(not every lady sha )

5)swag
Ladies like guys that dress well, wearing chains and to much blings does not necessary mean you have swag. Dress neatly keep you hair neat and ladies you will notice you.

guys take note o

I dey always feel u samflexxy...u don't write long or season update o but ur short update dey always make sense hence making me to feel u scatta...nice one bro...

vizkiz:
with all the pussays roaming eksu, prosperous and fajuyi pack everynight na grandma youu see molest...this dude should be hanged! https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent072.gif

Respect ur comment shows u no ado n Eksu very well...indeed pucci plenty scatta for ado/Eksu... Eksu girls ? Hmmm make I just comment my reserve..

PassingShot:
Who did then?

The fact are there for all to see:

1. Crude oil sold for far more than what it did under OBJ and Yar'Adua

2. We earned more under GEJ than OBJ and Yar'Adua

3. GEJ has achieved little compared to what has been spent or claimed to have been spent

4. Add the fact that GEJ met a healthy reserve, we should be in the region of hundred of billion dollars even with the little achievement.

So who is deceiving who?

Who's deceiving who u asked ? Well PDP= people deceive people .
Hope I ve answered ur question of who's deceiving who ?

siraj1402:
And who are those that will be recruited later?There relatives.Let's wait and see.

Gud question bro...

Diznie:
over 200,000 that's massive

No that's a massive hype/lie , 200,000 people ? In lagos wey igbos don go village finish lagos come dry like say na desert

Adminisher:
Jonathan is not winning any elections.
Nigeria is too big to be threatened. Please believe that. If any South South state shuts down oil production, they are courting hunger and penury. If you think hunger is glamorous please try to imagine what the sound of a hungry baby does to the mind of a parent. Don't even go where you should not. A naval blockade for one month and no transfers from the federation accounts will ground a state completely. Crime will rise and inter ethnic tensions will commence. Refugees will flood everywhere and the UN will be begging the federal government to temper justice with mercy. Let us not rain curses on ourselves. If the federal fiscal structure needs to be dealt with Jonathan had six years to do it and he was too much of a coward to do it. Maybe the man Buhari who does not care for billions will be the person to eventually ensure fiscal federalism with each region controlling its wealth but not by threats or militancy. Trouble no good.

I had to comment to commend u for a nice point...u are truly learned, u spoke my mind. Perhaps maybe we re connected one or another. I gave u d 2nd like now. Nice one bro.

Redoil:
May she find a lasting help to her solution in jesus name

Amen o , wish I can help . What a beautiful lady she was before! Oh my God pls help her condition

lestat:
This is the typical post of an opportunistic, deceitful, predator of girls...pls all females run from this dude..RUN!!!!!

I know u are stupidd so am not surprise

Freest:
Mhen!!! I doubt if u get d point

I got his points bro...