₦airaland Forum

manutdadex:
in Nigeria we celebrate Grades nt innovations!! Anyone can read his ass off and get first class but d intelligent ones are killd morally!!

I agree with you

JayEye:
Shocking things happening these days...
End time signs.

Hahaha....makes me remember what a german friend of mine will always say, that "A child is only sure of who his mother truly is"....d father can just be any other person.

rawpadgin:
each time i hear Nigerian science students bragging about their certificate i just laugh

the mentality of an average Nigerian science student is.... after graduation get employed in a company that pays 200k per month, then get married

while the U.S science students are thinking of the next machine to invent

Passion keh? Only JAMB and post UTME will kill any passion you have for a particular discipline, because you"ll find someone who passionately wanted to study chemical engineering for instance, being given Industrial chemistry or just chemistry even. Its that bad.

This is Nigeria, and its unethical here....In other parts of the world, they simply don't care, for instance, I know Saddam Hussein married his cousin.

Cutehector4u:
i dey tells u.... Nd surely, d method dey work wella

Yes na....na jew boy go dey one use attention take suffocate chic......just dey run ur tins solo, na dem go dey feel ur swagg gan...

Mrval20:
Don't you have girls in your school, workplace, street, church, etc?
The level of attention you guys give girls here baffles me.

Oh boy...I just tire mehnn

Cutehector4u:
ode.... Na must say u go date babe for nairaland.... U sef...

I tire oh...from experience, if u ignore chics sef, na dat time dem go dey near you the more

Never let your woman know exactly how much you earn....she should only have a rough estimate..

fpeter:
SIMPLE! THROUGH THEIR ACTIONS
ESPECIALLY ABSTINENCE

Story for the gods!!!!!

fpeter:
SIMPLE! THROUGH THEIR ACTIONS
ESPECIALLY ABSTINENCE

Story for the gods!!!!!

[quote author=charles009 post=27949591]Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

She must be demonically possessed

One common thing in the pictures: No black man there....we love life wella....

ValentineMary:
there are some dept that has never made a first class eg architecture. Chem engr has made only 1 first class ever, microbiology has not made 1 first class for 10 yrs now. Still asking "really"

I swear oooh...true word...I graduated from Chem engr, and I know what you are saying...

Mrval20:
Lol. Most of them don't even know what Halloween is all about.

Yes na.....drunkards

Mrval20:
Cool.
I hope Americans also celebrate with our people when it's time for the Egungun festival, Iri ji ohu or the Argungu fishing festival.

Hmmmmm....I pray oooooo...9ja sef, we too dey copy...when it was ice-bucket challenge, na so we carry the matter for head like gala

Godmother:
Early childhodd Seriously!! What do such people become when they graduate then.

Lolssssssss finally most peeps study courses like this out of desperation...better than idling away @ home...I recall a friend of mine who was so desperate for admission that she said even if they offered her 'Standing and looking department' she"ll take it happily!

Abbey2sam:
the budget is not tight ........With 4million naira , they can do better than than that


and it high time we stop encouraging coupling or assembling or whatever it is they call it.......

We need innovation
we need discovery
we need invention

Bros, it is 400,000naira not 4million u hear? Innovation kor, renovation ni....u never hear say na from clap, dem dey enter dance abi? tomorrow now when these lads join the brain-drain in this country, ur type will sit on ur couch and complain of lack of innovation from 9ja graduates...crap

ochallo:
LOl, your comment cracked me up and even though you sound like a hater,i understand what you are saying. to think it took them 2 years to assemble that and it is the most celebrated project makes you weep for nigerian's education system. Here is a car built by Australian university students. This car , the electric Sunswift eVe set a new world record for fastest average speed—more than 60mph—over 500 kilometers (310 miles) on a single battery charge.

You can't even compare the standard of education over there with what we have here..."All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us".....their govt will always sink in billions into research projects...what of 9ja na?

exxell:
What is this bull-shyte? Abeg commot this thing for front page..... Just look at the crap that cost 4 million . Wonder of discrepancy between cost and value!

My brother, calm down u hear...firstly, its .4million, that is 400,000naira...secondly, we always complain about too much theory in our schools, now these lads have tried their hands on this project, ur here ranting...u better learn to appreciate ur own....

rallymento:
When it was Unilag, people kept singing their praises here and there, those Unilag student were said to have traveled abroad to represent naija in one competition.
Now some Unizik students have done better, one Grape will come here to criticize these lads effort. Nkitikpa raa chaa kwa gi otule ebea ahu! Osu ko Osu nwa mkpi, sugbu kwa haa!

My brother tell them oh...ndi'ala...that's d major problem with 9ja, we don't appreciate progress....one random foreigner can see this design model from these boys and become interested, take them abroad, and change their lives, na dat time we go come dey claim them....

Great work from my school...our engineering students will gradually become well known, because of the hard work they always imbibe in us....*solid education remains an eternal legacy*

DinhoMVP:
Just got the text too...I believe we'll all end up printing our call up letters online whether u paid or not...meanwhile I'm happy I received the text cos I was afraid since I'm yet to get my call up number atleast this text shows I'm in line to serve with this batch

Hello, I got same text too, but am also yet to get my call up as my dept didn't forward our results on time...I guess it doesn't make one a potential batch C corper right?

amobinnabugo@gmail.com....kindly forward to my box...Thanks

ajoskele:
My advice..... protest this injustice. You are over 2,000, mobilize close to 500, storm your campus, make barricades, block the highways, make your grievances known. Our men in authority DO NOT understand English. All they know is violence! And be ready to give it.

I trust my school sha. Noh be person wey come convocation go dey sign out?! Do we need certificate to get cleared in camp? Statement of results don do!

Buh, una fit do am sha? Na forming una go start now. Bro, 90percent of your colleagues would pay the money without blinking an eyelid. #ajebutter #advancedsecondaryschool

Seconded!

U fine oh, or u no fine oh, na for ur pocket...everybody na king for him lane...besides, God didn't build anyone to be ugly.

Goke7:
you have no point here, mourinho shut out mata and so? is oscar truly better than mata? Berlusconi recently said that Balotelli was a rotten apple in milan and they sold him, Balotelli is struggling in liverpool and was left out of the italian national team last week, they are all tired of him, if u have a club will u buy balotelli? what has barton achieved in football.

Every coach has his preference, the players u think are the best may not be his preference, we have seen it time and again in several countries so why is Nigeria' own always a problem?

Who are the hottest Nigerian strikers in the world at the moment? Answer: Ikechukwu and Obafemi, now why aren't they in the team? Why is Mba excluded? These are impact players who are currently indispensable...just watch out my bro, Amodu will bring back these guys and u"ll see d difference in results

Goke7:
that's not true foreign coaches in africa collect bribes too and they have loyal boys, [e.g. westerhof] the way u guys adore these foreign coaches amazes me, Berti vogts felt ejide was better than enyeama cos of his height, lagerback felt yakubu was younger than osaze, he didn't know osaze was more truthful about his age than big daddy yakubu.

These foreign coaches can be crazy with their selections but because of their white skin we easily overlook their faults and crucify ours instead

Ok...Imagine u had Roberto Mancini or Mourinho as coach, do u think he"ll shut out the likes of Ike Uche out of the team on account of character? Big coaches deal with big egos on daily basis, look at Balotelli, Barton, etc...those same players you shut out will always give u the results u seek

ukandi1:
who told pinnick that we desire a foreign coach? We don't want any such thing except its true that they plan to loot d NFF through that medium. He wil be acting in error to do so... Give african coaches d opportunity not any kind of white skinned dollars seeking fellow
IMO

I agree with u in part, but a foreign coach will not look at how close and how much the players agent gives him b4 inviting u, he won't invite u to SE matches because ur his 'loyal boy', he will invite the likes of Ike Uche, Obafemi, Mba, even Taye Taiwo, even if these players have their own faults...that wat a foreigner will do for u...he"ll scout the best across the world and use them...Take a look at Keshi's world cup squad! Wat did Uchebo, Nwafor and Gabriel Ruben etc do to merit their call up? these are players who d club had terminated their contracts, but Keshi invited 'em still...I"ll prefer a foreigner any day, even though its a medium to squander funds..

ElekeNtioba:
the stupidest reason ever! And i thought this Pinnick guy was smart.....smh....just smh

No oh, Amaju Pinnick is very smart, we Deltans know how he turned the DFA for good, this is it: Amodu will always qualify the super eagles for major tourneys, but won't coach at the tournament itself when they qualify because a foreign coach would be installed by Pinnick..

Niwdog:
Na bcus of these nonsense,na em make u join nairaland

Bros easy na

sheyman4phy:
We dey low key o...after faculty still av like 3 places to go before senate.buh dem don tell us stylishly say we no go make batch C...na y I say make I come stay jeje for A15 here o...make God spare us till then.

Lolss...na d same canoe dey carry us oh...I don ready for batch 'C' oh, even finish clearance sef, dem con dey tell us say our results nor quick land for student affairs oh...so mk we comot eye from batch C...na so I carry my yansh come back warri dey hustle my bar b4 March 2015 na...

Daluuzor:
I am one of the lucky ones to get a well tailored CV frm the Op, and I remain grateful as it's paving the way for me already, getting loads of invite.
Thanks bro, U r indeed a God sent.

Hello bro, can u mail same cv format to me, my email add is amobinnabugo@gmail.com...tanks