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All these vampires sef....feeding you blood? Abeg I dey church, na 1hr plus remain...

Inception:
hmmm last pix though
nice a s s

Na the only thing wen I see sef

Yet it is very costly to purchase, or haven't you people noticed?

Most 9ja artists are just a 'flash in the pan', lacking staying power like Tuface, Don jazzy and the others...

ximarro:
Mtcheeeeeeew...see dem pretenders.

I dey tell you oh...na dem dey lash pass sef.

Collynzo22:
You are an evil man with a 38 Kb brain.

Hahahaha.....and his username is size38...guy you badt gan

Hmmm....your girl is an angel I swear...

kelvine:
If you have spare time and you really like your friend,monitor the babe for a period. Find out how often she visits the club then someday lure your friend to same club when you are sure she will show up. Let your friend see for himself you don't have to say much,else the story might change.
First you must be very sure your friend plans to marry the babe,else no need for the stress.

Well spoken! Words from the mouth of the gods...

Am guilty of number 11....lol

mencade4:
my brother, in deliverance service na girls dey them always catch with demons inside their body.

If pastor catch 20 girls with demons na 1 boy he gone cartch.

Naija ladies get plenty demons inside them no be small.

Yes na...many of these girls are demoniacally possessed....na God go deliver person...but what I know is that most fair girls have that marine ish...

IVORY2009:
You're correct, and in most cases many of them dont know, especially those frm the riverine areas.

Yes oh...and its not entirely their fault, they won't know unless they get married and the spirit husy will start causing commotion

aim5:
Why do you say that yellow girls have spirit husbands? Is there something innately wrong with fair girls?

My answer isn't definite anyway, but my late grand ma told me that when some parents are looking for the fruit of the womb, they consult oracles who in turn introduce them to marine/mermaid spirits, these mermaids are usually pretty, like you know, and are usually white sef...so these children coming from these spirits should intrinsically resemble their heroes....guy, pls change topic, its still 3am, make I no go dream rubbish....

aim5:
Many guys don suffer if na true you dey talk haha

Many of them have it, na just prayers them tk dey drive em...if not, disaster awaits

aim5:
Haha what!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha........maybe I exaggerated sha, its true

I have been a silent reader here, reading from page 1 till this 471...I need to give big kudos to all of you giving out these info from Tope, Godson, eke, justwise, beebee and others too numerous to mention...I"ll be dropping my questions here if need be, because this forum is so enlightening.

teasey:
I don't believe in all this superstition belief. Is what u believe that will happen to u

90% of fair girls have spirit husbands...go for all these deliverance sessions, you"ll corroborate my claims...

Allureoftheseas:
you want help? let me give you alittle tip; tell your gf to buy fanta. tell her not to drink it. she should be alone and do this in her compound. tell her to open the fanta and say the following prayers "my spirit husband, i was told you are disturbing and driving away my lovers, if you are really responsible, i want you to give me space and bless me and stop disturbing my physical lover(call her lovers name) if you do this i will come back fully prepared to please you" after this prayers she should pour the fanta anywhere in her compound. she will have a dream the following night of the spirit husbands leaving. NOTE: this is not permanent freedom. go to a church a strong one and bind the spirit or use a strong native doc to appease the spirit or come to me if ypu cant find any.

Nawa oh...but bros, this fanta for this matter get as e be oh...u nor mention maybe coconut water or something traditional....diaris god oh

I understand him very well. If you date a lady above 30, you"ll understand...its so mature, although few would say "age is just a number"....its a crucial factor here in 9ja all the same

demsid:
na d girl on the arsenal jersey me I like for that team

O boy u dey see road...because na only that girl I see oh

Never judge a book by its cover...am expecting a retaliatory thread anyway.... marry me anyway, I don't cheat......

adeoladrg:
Don't you have better things to think about than marriage? You're not the only one who is 22.


Just go on with you life, school or business. Along the line, you'll meet your type.

Yes.....

illicit:
Una sha dey conjure topics to catch unsuspecting teenage nairaland gals, dia is god o!

I dey tell u...all this kind boys fit be old wood for the sex game sef...diaris god oo

Am a virgin too, and I need virgin females as friends so we can rub mind.....

A senator's son right? I"ll definitely rule Nigeria somehow...my own sef go be collection of private jets and yachts

vocalprince:
OnyePrince! Aku si na Chi nke izizi na Abia State!! I rep NAU (Nnamdi Azikiwe University) Awka. If U are nt a student and U permanently reside in Awka,.... Well, I want to use this opportuinity to commend U and I must say U are lion-hearted. NYSC abeg make Una no try God O!!! This place is super-boring. My people don't panic yet. The Lord is in control. Ka Chineke Mezie Okwu!!! All the Zikites in the house I hail una O!!

I hail man...zikite for lyf!

Maxcollins042:
See as una take dey panic when una never see time-table,mtchhhheeeeew,March here i come

Omo I tire for this matter oh....afterall they said there"ll be no batch C, now that one don pass...till I see d timetable b4 I go believe!

This one small ni....them even draw naked girl for sand dat year, come say make I fcvk am till I cum...shuoo

Luchiana1:
Una funny oo batch A15 group alrdy.... For nysc batch A make no mistakes..do the two oooo... go to your school register and then do online nd pay 4k do evrytin ooo.. Becos Nysc lack of organization made many miss ds last batch c14

Hello dear, what do we have to register again in our schools? Because its only the 4k own I haven't done

Electronzeez:
welcome brother!
You are destined for batch A....do u have a place to sit?? Choi, this OAU guys don occupy the whole seat we oga Y O K I T I buy.

Plz manage my own seat with me bruv.

My brother, thanks a lot...looks like these OAU folks are ruling this community....anyway, batch A sure die...if not ehnn, I go nakked baff***

Name: Amobi Rockefella Ugo

Course of Study: Chemical Engr.

Institution: Unizik

Preferred State: Delta, Warri to be precise
My lazy exam officer made must of us miss batch 'C' for no reason...so batch 'A' 2015 sure die.

That's why they employ pretty women in their marketing department, because they expect them to use what they have to get what the bank needs......

God know go let me jam this kind animal one on one....