₦airaland Forum

iheanyi40:
Bros use ya head if u still luv am go bck if not knack am ehh scatter en pvssy wella; she de craze

Hahahahahaha...9ja boiz nor get joy oh

Pls I need a sample too: amobinnabugo@gmail.com

sirjohnson:
Are they gods of men or men of God? Meanwhile Oyedepo already responded to the title of the being the richest pastor...Read what he said Here

Last year, Pastor adefarasin was upset that he wasnt listed among the richest pastors in Nigeria. Read that one Here

I have vowed not to go to church again...Cant afford giving any of my penny to those already made billionaires

No now brotherly...continue going to church, just make sure u always go with ur senses fully on...as for me, I'd rather give more to orphanages than sowing 'seeds'...

Nawa oh....if I must leave my bb Q10, its for blackberry passport oh......#Teamblackberry

Mikocake:
chaii and u leave am?? Friendzone no reach dis one oo Abi she no knw say u be grown man..if na me dat gurl no go go free oo

Omo...dat was back in d day oh...person still dey learn work and d babe dey tight yansh for me then...I pray make one chic try am now again oh

4G friend zoning oh...reminds me of the one I had way back, the babe"ll practically strip in front of me and go and bath, leaving d doors wide open oh...na so me with my JT go dey quarrel, some girls are heartless oh....I no fit make dat kind mistake again sha...

I cannot be satisfied with the life am living when I cannot be a "Rockefeller".....when poverty, sicknesses and death are rife in the continent, where students get admission with excellent grades and can't get into school, where one is shopping and beggars who can't command 2 square meals are loittering around...Hell NO! I must fulfill certain things before I can be satisfied.....

babadem2much:
How can one join this club? Though my job will not permit me sha

I guess you"ll own ur own bike and kits first obviously...definitely you must meet other bikers in your state of residence to pally with...it becomes easier as u can be initiated into the club....#justsaying

I"ll join this exclusive club someday, I always loved sport bikes and harley davidson's since I was a child...the club is so strong here in Warri.

Mondisweets: I think if nigerian men change their attitude towards marriage and their wives they will be able to enjoy the fruits of their union. Once you go into a union with a negative mentality, best believe me you will never enjoy it.

Hey babe! Nigerian men are one of the sweetest and the best in the world....we practically hustle for the family, and for our women or gfs as the case may be...just do a survey on this, u"ll attest.....although, a few bad eggs might exist, which happens elsewhere....#Naijarocks

Chief James Onanefe Ibori (former Delta state governor).... I won't end up in prison though

A typical 9ja man will use a question to answer ur own question.....

A typical 9ja man will see u having breakfast and will still ask "bros, are u eating?"

A typical 9ja person will still count the money the atm ejects for him, cos they don't trust machines

A typical 9ja person nor fit carry last for abroad oh...at all at all, na draw match...

#proudly9ja

The only advantage is that those participating in beauty pageants or modelling can easily get more "likes" on their pics when they send the facebook links here...otherwise, I prefer to remain in my shell and sit on the fence....

Ilovenigeria: Haaa I fine pass Omotala.

Hmmm....ok I no doubt am oh babe....but as u no get picture evidence so, how me wan take believe u na?

joanpinkie: using the same toothbrush with him

Hahahahahaha!!! Chaii....reminds me of a girl I once dated, after bleeping, she"ll say let's kneel down and pray oh, dat she feels guilty....lolsss

My ex, a calabar girl....I once slept in the Unizik clinic with the full wrath of the mosquitoes descending on me while she was on admission there...lolsss

Ilovenigeria: But I too like the guy naa. I showed him all the green lights but no way. I was 22 then and the guy was 21. After the bleeping he will smile and say to me, sugar mummy you suppose dey pay me ooooo.

I suffered.

Hahahaha....naughty guy! He broke d law of romance...some guys dey eff up big time sha...21yrs? But dat age is mature enough to run tins with u well na....or aren't u pretty enough?

onila:

I have never told my mother if I am a virgin or not but

I was gisting her recently that the guy she met @ the bus stop asked me to sleep with him but I told him I was on my period

my Mum was like u shld have told him yr a virgin instead since you are

they always say a mother knows her child more than how a child knows himself-herself

she told me, she will buy me a marc jacobs watch for keeping my V

But u are a virgin of course! U once told me dis

Ilovenigeria: This guy I wooed bleep the hell out of me.
I have to run for my life before it's late.
since then I no dey woo guys again.

LWKMD....chaiii!!!! But babe, wetin u expect before na? U no no say once u ask guy out sef, him D don dey nod head sef...in short, as u dey ask am out, he don dey naked u for him mind....

My story is even more hilarious...I was dead broke most of the time way back in Uni, so on this day, I went to the atm with my last "50naira"(lol), hoping my dad had paid in something for me, only to be utterly disappointed...Now, without any tfare bak to my hostel, which is far off, I decided to start trekking oh....
10mins into my long walk, I met a cute girl who approached me and told me she had me stalking me lately...To cut a long story short, she not only asked me out, she paid my tfare, bought me recharge card, bought me food...she even followed me to my hostel! Angels still exist!!!!

Chaii....see opportunity oh....and am about starting the NYSC tin by November oh.....no wan sha

Very simple: meet her, warn her not to appear to u in ur dreams again if not u"ll arrest her spirit...of course u knw arresting one's spirit is automatic death..

nnekamezor: Lol, @ wearing sun shade to church to confuse d ushers while u sleep.. nawa ooo

Yes oh...I don't want to say d name of the church for obvious reasons...but I always planned for my sleep cos of the boring service

Nature has a way of making it up to us....whatever she lost in height, she made up for it in endowment....

Omg...am guilty of almost everything...I once wore sun shade to church, so I"ll confuse the ushers while I sleep peacefully...

My PS4.....with lots of singing going on there, we might get bored at some point....

Am igbo, but we can unequivocally confirm that the westerners in Nigeria are setting the pace for others to follow in education and research....

[quote author=ggirl4real][/quote]Here in Unizik campus, it is N500, off campus, it goes as high as N1000

Mehnn....this is comfort re-defined...

Kesmakveli: Rockafella my Brother now I gotchu_ Great Zikite!!! Great!

Kesta! I hail u ooh.....may u live long

OP, I agree with all d points u stated above...5years ago, my bosom friend and I were seeking admission into the univ. I finally got admitted into Unizik, and he proceeded to Afe Babalola Uni...now 5yrs after, his mentality and attitude hasn't grown one bit..he's still dat mummy's boy and pet...I even had to save him from being duped by one sharp aristo recently...so u see

African Americans are simply suffering from "identity crisis"