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#Team Natural hair

Good for them.

So a hard working lady can't be a fashionista?

U wicked!

Atmmachine:
Kenya ??
Is Kenya a country in Africa ??

The only countries in Africa is Nigeria and South Africa, others are local governments

420 is too high now.

Dikyson:
Does any Nairaland member need pounds in UK cash or bank transfer @ 420.
Contact: Dicksonokotete@yahoo.co.uk. Please only serious person should contact me.

We love him that way. Sing your own and make it a hit back to back.

JoaHynppes:
[size=20pt]olamide is sh!t not a rapper.... Singing some kinda fuckries he calls music[/size]

God bless you.

Brunel:
Before going to service I had already determined not to taint my reputation and not to do any of those things.
Fast forward to when I got to my PPA - a mixed secondary school. Tales had it that corp members before me came and messed themselves up....one of the cases led to a fight between some students over a male corp member, well I immediately set up a riot act which I read to them before every class session

'Good morning class, today we are studying Maths, if you do not have a pen, borrow one, if you forgot your book, tear out a sheet of paper, if you missed the last class leave a space, if you don't have a book write on your palms, if you do not want to write leave the class, when I write, you must write do we have an agreement?' *their voice ringing in my head yes uncle!!*
this became a routine and the students sang to it with glee every morning.
the stubborn ones, I'd flog (in the presence of the class to serve as deterrent) after two warnings and tell to leave the class, one day a girl chose to be VERY stubborn, refused to write, refused to leave the class, refused to be flogged on her palms.....lol! I flogged her anyway, she then feigned some kind of sickness, thank God I was finally vindicated.

I already knew from the teachers that they had slept with some, if not most students and they 'encouraged' me to have a 'wife' amongst on of the students, thing is once you mess up with ONE, the whole school hears about it the very next day!!!! as corpers no kuku sabi their language!
I recall that I had at numerous times told some of the students SSS and JSS girls to button up as some whether mistakenly or otherwise leave their top buttons open, one particular girl was even bold enough to wink at me, that was the day I took action and flogged her in front of the class and unlike me, I didn't explain to the class what she did, lol. she hated me after that, understandably.

At the end of the service year a non-academic staff of the school came to tell me that she heard whispers going round that corper Brunel didn't try for them that he couldn't even pick one out of the whole school. that day laugh wan kill everyone for staff room!
I gave presents to my best students and it was a mutually emotional departure service they gave me, the first of it's kind ever in the school.

My advice is guys shouldn't take advantage of these gullible girls - treat them like younger sisters, some no dey baff well, some carry infections, plus a few minutes of pleasure should not be exchanged for your reputation and respect, what goes around comes around.

A post is enough for the wise. lol

Who has pounds for sale? And at what rate?

Can you open a Nigerian bank account while in the UK?

Can you open a Nigerian bank account while in the UK?

Are you sure you are okay?

OBOIKPUFARJI100:
HELLO MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS PLS HELP ME CELEBRATE AFTER OVER 20 YEARS OF MARSTURBATION AND BEING A VIRGIN.....I FIANALLY TRIED IT TODAY...MHEN IT WAS SO AWESOME... AND SWEET....I BROKE MY VIRGINITY TODAY AFTER 33 YEARS.....HELP ME REGIOCE FOR ME AND MY LOVE

You just spoiled this your ftc with the way you murdered grammar.

konji1:
Babymama now taking over , she is just posting of her with the child yet wizkid has never speak about her that he owns the child and when been asked he always find means to avoid it..

SEE FANS FUNNY TWEET HAS THEY COME FOR HER @@

http://www.melogist.com/wizkids-second-baby-mama-shares-new-photo-with-their-son/

Are you that pained about her success?

KanwuliaExtra:
OsinBADboy must be PHOCKING this EPA-SELLER!!!

Habaaaaaa!!!!!
I am now convinced!

What is all DIS?

Jumoke hia
Jumoke dia

NA ONLY SHE F'O'RST SELL AGEGE BREAD?

With her STRRRRRRRONG IJEBU-WOR-WOR FACE!!!!!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

See her looking like one DIRTY SISI AGARTHA.

Somebody don FALL FOR GUTTER SERIOUSLY!!!!
Men will PHOCK anything with 2 holes I swear!!!!
Arrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!!!

Please what's First bank and GTB rates for pounds today?

In fact, 2016 has been a year of celebrities drama on social media.

It's because Lautech is a university of tech. Those three subjects are the basics to studying any course in Lautech . Maths and English inclusive.

kelvinatkins:
Op. boss i just gotten admission in lautech to study accounting(Direct Entry) but am having issues with my verification they said my o'level is not complete because i dont have physics, chemistry and biology. is lautech strictly for those that offerd science subject in there high school? if yes then why are they offering accounting.

Beautiful children

Carrie underwood
John mayer
Owl city
Kelsea ballerini
Plain white's
Lady Antebellum
Dido
One direction
5 seconds of summer
Adele
Avicii
Hill song
Casting crowns
Mark schultz
Colbie calliat
Cold play
Daughtry
Damita
Ed sheeran
Hunter hayes
Jordin sparks
Maroon 5
Rachel platten
Sam hunt
Sam smith
Phyno
Dare
Taylor swift
Avril lavigne
Natasha beddingfield
James blunt
Jason derulo
Michael bubble
Sauti sol
Miranda lambert

Some of my favourite artists

1) Music.
2) My phone.
3) Novels.

Pls don't die yet

7footre:
*dies

gbengadavis:
true talk, ges u tlkn frm xperience

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Well, yeah. The choice to remain responsible is solely a girl's decision. There's no excuse for irresponsibility.

Most girls have had opportunities to be bad, but the responsible ones chose not to.

Nawa O!

Afi 'bread up' nah.

dammywapes:
Not a native of oyo state tho but believe me ibadan is a nice place to be. Born n bread up here. I love IB city.

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Single

Symphony007:
The minister for state is the second in command in his/her ministry. I personally belive it is a waste of money because the perm sec can perform those duties......here is the iraki, Minister- minister for state-permanent secretary-directors.

It's called hierarchy.

Lagos is definitely a Yoruba land. It didn't just pop up from no where. There are indigenous settlers of Lagos.

SeverusSnape:
Ibadan is Yoruba land. Lagos is no man's land. Thank you.

bjhaid:
who remembered dis?

I sure remember, trust me I knw what am doing. Can't forget wild rose too.

I think it's called sleep paralysis.