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Bluestarry:
She looked at me in pity and walked out of the room shaking her head.

To be sincere, I've seen a church that had such name. I swear some church names fit do make Satan fear.

"are you coming?" i asked as she went out. She looked back and.... Did she just wink at me? Maybe i no look am well.

I went out of the room into the corridor where captain rock stood with ngozi. Wonder what they were doing, abi their room no contain them? Passed them and headed out of the house, with one venue in my brain.

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I arrived Kelly eatery and ordered for ekpangnkukwuo and two cups of hot coffee. Never seen such a weird combination before? What of my nigga captain that mixed cigar and bread together? E go chop bread then toshh cigar. Ok what of sugar cane and stew? If these kind of combination were eaten, believe me, there would be no kwashiokor, we would have been living healthily. Skin looking fresh and smooth. I can testify that on rock the day he ate mango and afang soup. He looked so cute and tall, but lived in the pit toilet for two days.


I heard mango and Pepsi gives one a direct visa to hell or heaven, depends on what you choose. How true is that?

I went to the eatery for two things ; getting my stomach feed and meeting lekpakelly.

After finish eating and no sign of her, i requested for two take aways, i paid my bill and walked out of the eatery. The take away werent for my friends o. Only God knows when last i ate in that house. And if i eat, is either am paired with rock or Joe.

I decided withdrawing money since my wallet was running dry. I smiled when i recalled N750,000 was chilling in my account. N500,000 sent by my pman and the rest were my hard earn money.

My thoughts went back to Mrs Sandra, Josephine, and aminat. Ohhh how i miss that diva, so good on bed and lively. Adamu? That ugly nigga... My oga landlord... The owner of the double edged cutlass. Happiness... Ohhhh that girl that almost got my head served to her father in a platter of "naiii naiii". *tray*

And chioma, her bakassi that i wasn't opportune to tap. Maybe na oga landlord wey dey service am now. Wish him good luck. Was i still wanted by Mr peter? I dare not go back to that town.

I was snapped back from my reverie when a keke pulled up in my front. And the rider of the machine i swear was a wonderful creature.

He was decorated with a big mound which serves as a horn on his forehead. It was so wonderfully made that i smiled at it.

This man in my front was far more uglier than adamu, for once i found him handsome compared to the monster in my front.

He wore red coat, you know there is a wide difference between a suit and a coat. No need to explain that. The coat he wore looked as if it wore him instead.

His eyes almost closed like a day born rat. I wonder how he dey see road. Na this kind thing the cause accident o after dem go talk say na wintch. Road safety dem no see this guy?