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lemme see the joggers, and the price

flexyrule:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

LOL..
The woman has a particular set of skills...

You just quoted a movie line( Taken part 1-3) that i have seen over 3times, I love that movie to a fault.

This might help, I experienced that when my mum passed on. If the deceased has a will, the executor(s) on the will (someone whose name is on the will) can approach the bank for the money. They will pay them.

If there is no will, the deceased died intestate(without will. Letter of administration is very important (LOA). Go to the high court or use a lawyer, lawyer will charge you more based on the balance in the accounts. But if you go yourself, You will spend money but lesser. It takes six month to process LOA. Good luck

Chidonsky:
did i?i was only correcting her for making such utterances.

It was a mistake, just wanted to quote the other person that you corrected.

Oyindidi:
Holy ghost fire!!!!!!

Please don't bring the Holy Oly Spirit into your casual discussion. God bless you.

Pls, don't bring the Holy Ghost into your casualdiscussion. God bless you.

Chidonsky:
don't blaspheme the name of the lord in vain.

pls, don't bring the Holy Spirt into your casual discussion. God bless you

JoyceMeyersFan:
People became teachers for so many reasons.... Because they couldn't get any other job, because they love teaching, to enjoy weekends and holidays, etc. If you became a teacher because it's your gift/passion and you desire to impact lives with it, drop your WhatsApp number on the comment section. I will add you to a group of teachers who are ready to sacrifice to change lives.

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jaymejate:
THIS GUY is .... i'm sorry to say, is a fool.
you guys have totally forgotten that, the pastors are human being and not has perfect as Jesus u know.
they too always look for a way to get enlightened. so you too you are finding enlightenment that's why you're there.
teachings can never be perfect.
you are to take the ones that is useful to you and throw away the ones that are not.

the ministry of people is different. some is to teach holiness, some to teach on how to give, some is prosperity e.t.c.

and moreover, they didn't force you to give or did they point gun at you to give?
if they are not giving you what you want to hear, go to another place and stop making people feel like the church is diff.

MINISTRY OF EVERYONE IS DIFF.

you judging them, check Romans 2; 1-3

Mathew 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

jaymejate:
THIS GUY is .... i'm sorry to say, is a fool.
you guys have totally forgotten that, the pastors are human being and not has perfect as Jesus u know.
they too always look for a way to get enlightened. so you too you are finding enlightenment that's why you're there.
teachings can never be perfect.
you are to take the ones that is useful to you and throw away the ones that are not.

the ministry of people is different. some is to teach holiness, some to teach on how to give, some is prosperity e.t.c.

and moreover, they didn't force you to give or did they point gun at you to give?
if they are not giving you what you want to hear, go to another place and stop making people feel like the church is diff.

MINISTRY OF EVERYONE IS DIFF.

you judging them, check Romans 2; 1-3

Mathew 5:22

keypad1:
Person wey dey fvck this kiki dey enjoy abeg. See curve. Her lips will be good to suck my preeek. That her nyash go sweet to press during dggy style.

I will suck toto till it dries up, hearing her screan fvck me harder fvck me harder will be music to my ears

Jesus loves you sir

The reasons are simple and the bible has prophesied this already, I will just give some scriptures for that and mind you , it's normal cos the scriptures can not be broken, fake pastors are normal, more churches at every nooks and crannies yet imoralities and wickedness increasing even among Christians, adulterated Gospel, Prosperity Gospel , the killing of Christians, the Bible prophesied them in fact Jesus said when he comes back will he find faith not church on earth?(Luke 18: He knew there will be more churches but few spiritual generals and giants.

Mathew 24:12, And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.

Mathew 8:11-12

11 And I say unto you, That many shall come from the east and west, and shall sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven. (He meant the muslims, I was once , the pagans ,the atheists will got born again and be comitted)

12 But the children of the kingdom(the pastors,revs,prophets,Bishops, Deacons and Deaconness children, families whose 16 generations and above were christians) shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

2Tim 4:3-4

3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

I Tim 4:1

1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;


but Mathew 24;13 says "But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

Bless you.

NIJJAking:
I discovered something terrible with my neighbor. He was very sick and called a witch doctor to come to treat him at his house. The witch doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured, but the sickness can be transferred to another person. My neighbor accepted. The witch doctor worked on him, and told him, as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say 'tchaa'. And this person will die in your place. The witch doctor left, and my neighbor was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say 'tchaa', and transfer his sickness to the person and be cured. But the witch doctor discovered that he didn't collect any money from my neighbor for his treatment, so he decided to take the risk to go back to my neighbor and ask. As soon as he opened the door, my neighbor said 'tchaa', the witch doctor said 'retchaa', my neighbor then said 'reretchaa', the witch doctor said 'rereretchaa'. As I am telling you now, the whole quarters are there watching how the two are in 'rererererereretchaa'. . Good afternoon and have a great day

Very funny, am kind of relating to the scene, cos there life depend on the retchaa

The purpose of this is to know at random the average total score (utme/8+O'level grading) of lasu 2016/2017 screening exercise of all Nairalander's lasu candidates

My Bro total is 61.13%

State yours no offence pls.

themosthigh:
Because jehovah is a wicked being who is looking for reasons to punish man and not blame himself...that is why he came down to earth to claim that he died for our sins out of his love for us only to wake up in three days,return back to heaven and claim he can now punish man in ethernal fire if we refuse to believe he died for our sins.....he gives us no evidence and punish us for saying it us a lie....he is worst than the devil and i will march out against him on armagadon carrying the black flag of lucifer...we will finally defeat him and lock him up in the bottomless pit which he created for his beloved creation...we almost did it during the tym.of the fallen angels and later when we where lead by the prince of persia to defeat all his angels and prevent daniels prayer from reaching God and we will succeed this tym around and end his reign of tyranny..

Psalms 2:1-4

 1  Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

 2  The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying,

 3  Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

 4  He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

God loves you, He"ll save your soul from the power of the grave an deliver you from the grip of hell. you are alive cos he wants you to be and he will use you. Give your life to God

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vizkiz:
Even the FATHER and SON still needs the HOLY GHOST to become trinity

Thank you bro, for bailing us(guys) out... You are our hero

Pls. don't bring the Holy Spirit to ur casual discussion, jesting or jokes.

i̶̲̥̅̊ 'm̶̲̥̅̊ deeply hurt within me. I'm really sad within me, I'm really mad within me. It came to my mind wht ll be d Fate of dz next generation? Hw cn our children walk through d den of paedophiles without being spoilt? Hw cn they squat in d tents of men without being burnt? Hw cn our children cope with these sexual videos and lewd songs being sung everywhere, without being perverted,tormented, destroyed? Hw cn the coming generation cope with dz insanity the world has turned to? Hw cn they be schooled spiritually without being screwed? hw cn our sons escape deceit by girls who believe d best asset they cn eva possessed is beauty? how won't they be preyed on by these girls who would rather choose empty head bt beautiful skull consecutively than other virtues? Hw cn they overcome d influence of mates who believe real life lies in d size Of one's boobs and bums? Hw our daughters wont be devoured by other boys whose definition of love is sex with a̶̲̥̅̊ perverted heart, corrupt mind and a̶̲̥̅̊ degenerated spirit? guys who see cheating as normal guys who see porn in d morning, smoke in the evening and self-service in the night, guys who take pleasures in numbers of ladies they slept with rather than quality of their inventions that change the world. i̶̲̥̅̊ weep for the coming generation

church wedding or No church wedding, the bible Laid emphasis on two becoming on one Gen 2:24 ,mathew 19:5-6. A Pastor joining a̶̲̥̅̊ pregnant bride 2gether is ̊ partaking in their sin. Hebrew 13:4. alternatively opting for traditional wedding with a̶̲̥̅̊ pregnant wife 2 be does not take their sins away, they must ask 4 forgiveness.

finally, the prayers of pastors 4 couples not necessary needed is wrong James 5:17 righteous man underlined pls, everything needs prayers. The prayers are not answered cos 8/10 brides most have slept with each other, they have laid faulty foundations for the marriage b4 it began.

I Agree wit OP, that white wedding is white culture but the bible talks about whatsoever things that are good,pure etc Phil 4:8. i̶̲̥̅̊ won't dwell on that bt rather dwell on why would-be-couples run from it

why nairalanders attack all spiritual posts and celebrate all unclads and immoral posts is still a̶̲̥̅̊ great mistery to me.

in nairaland. everything is good,nothin is a sin, mastubation, premarital sex, rape, MouthAction, anal sex, Nairaland is utopia, a̶̲̥̅̊ fantasyland. Too many young perverts. God save the future of nigeria.God saves our souls

adeniregun Adedayo 000000528208

I read economics and finished service 2013, have not bin a able 2 get a better job than teaching.I quit teaching cos It's bin so stressfull and I hv sum1 who wants to sponsor me for an Ican program. Bt i was thinkin of Master program.Since Master is 18months and Ican is 2yrs (frm Basic).Frm experince which 1 do u tink is relevant now or best for me.

Happy birthday my mentor

I keep sayin this nairaland will remain a social networkin site,u don't come here to disuss spiritual tinz.all I see are depressed christians.christians who wnt to get things rit without doing things rit.muslims won't come here to utter the trash we come here 2 do even though there Imam are not perfect.If Christ fought jhihad,Christians will be very terrible terrorists.they see pastors as angels when d bible never said that.who was perfect? Moses,aaron,gideon,jephtah.adam.abraham,noah,samson,sammuel(whose sons are sons of balial),david,peter,paul...Let's stop bashin dem pls.No one is gullible doe few are,bt 1corinthian 2:4 many people cnt understand the things of the spirit for dey are foolishness unto dem.neither can he knws dem cos dey are spiritually descern(emphasis laid)

U cnt get answer to spiritual matters here they ll rubbish it n even confuse or convince u if u are not deep enof

Get trusted people who may not necessary b pastors that can give u biblical advice.

Heaven is weepin on christians,We hv dissapointed him he enof

Go and read christians here view on masturbation,intimacy gadgets,MouthAction, u ll feel like islamic ways of live depicts morality than even wht christianity is knwn 4

I read a lot of people sayin it's jst a movie. Movie and music hv powerful influence on our heart.If u wnt 2 really understand d power n influence of a movie, see hw our Nigerian girls dress n our boys sag,check out hw our teenagers defile demselves. Last 2 weeks,I saw 2 children btw d age of 4-6 tryin 2 experiment sex behind a big speaker at d back of a church.Its more dan a movie

I hv heard Nigerians Expecially d Yorubas, b4 u start abusing me(I'm 1) usin d word "in case of incasity" instead of incase of necessity/contigency/Emmergency.

this is a write-up frm d bottom pit of hell,I saw it in punch few days ago.It's satanic,If 1Billion people are doin it doesnt make it rit.hw many ll u test run b4 u get u married,Den lots of our girls wud hv become a wore/harlot,due to trial n error n u stil complain u wnt a decent girl.God luvs u

the truth is dat i'm so sure many who claim God speak to them is fallacy,dey hear there voice,dey speak 2 demselves,they here wht dey wnt 2 hear,satan talks 2 a lot of pastor,prohets n christians.wht many sees as vision are cheer disillution.bt God stil speak 2 sum ppl in diz generation

Either u believe it or not God still speaks to his people. In dreams, in vision, in revelation,in stil small voice,in audible voice.I'm not a prophet sum geniue prophets hear God audibly.Sum devoted bros n sisters hears from God plainly.recently one Muslim girl(that i knw very well) converted 2 a christian,she is hearing God.God occasionally speak to her.Ppl here mit not comment cos of d way pple here rubbish people's opinion.God speaks to me,in dream, 2ru d word,in revelation,while am sleepin I here is voice,i dont see any1,but jst hear is voice and each time i sinned,the voice stopped until i make amendment.Either u believe it or not,I sed it 2 help others who are readin bt not commentin,2 thirst more of God.

I love Mourhino,with the help of our Russian Oligarchy and Mourhino magic, we have become one of the european
powers and one of d most successful clubs in the last decay in England.

Mourhino 1st stint has made great history for chelsea in 3yrs compare to the post
Abrammovich era.But i luv chelsea more.mourhino goes, mourhino stays.Chelsea for live.
I'm a fan of
beautiful football.bt i'm neither a fan of the boring tiki-taka of Barcelonia,nor crazy about the passin around Pep does,nor the all attack liverpool did last season dat would definitely murder them if dey play with European power house like Bayern,Madrid Dotmund(as Mancity shew us in d 1st leg at Ethiad)if they continues without workin on their tragedic defence more horible scoreline awaits liverpool this season,bt i'm a fan of free flowin football and direct style of play,that jupp Hynecks employed last two seasons,Ancelloti adopted at madrid and at chelsea where we score lots of goals and conceded very few goals.

Mourhino came to chelsea and my expectation is to get d best out of the team,but he killed d attacking instinct of the team totally,oscar instead of recordin assists and goals he recorded more tackles n clearances dan goals.willian known for is attackin flair at Sharkter Doneskt came to chelsea and he plays
like a left back moved forward.Mata was sold because he couldn't defend,Luiz was sold(only realistic sales anyway)Mata and luiz has part to play in playing beautiful football,

The truth is that constant commin deep to defend by d attackers ll limit their attacking instincts and the havoc they would hv caused on opposin defence.we became predictable n very boring to watch.After d liver- chelsea second leg.Brender Roger said that was the opposite of how we want to play.

Abrahmovich has never hid is intention of
chelsea playing total football,He lured Pep guadiola all through until he signed for bayern and Abrahamovich had to settle for Mou.Abrahmovic luv for the beautiful footbal made him signed Avb who was a disaster waitin to happen,but he couldn't combine it wit
h winning.

I'm of the opinion that u cnt give wht u dont
have,Mou cant just give it,and I tink Roman might sack him if He fails to win either of Pl or UCL with or without beautiful football.But i saw horible football under Mourhino this concluded season.Roman won't wnt to
watch that anymore, neither do football fans like us want to watch such matches again.What do u tink?