₦airaland Forum

Chanbaby:
Happy new month mamas. It's exactly 2weeks ago that God made me a mother and now he has added another year to my age. Hurray!!! it's my birthday today(March 1st). I official introduce my precious and handsome son (baby Jed)

Wow I love his smile,so cute...happybirthday MoMA,wishing u many more yrs on earth dear.

kataleya:
I went, I saw and I conquered, Jehovah overdo was on my case on full alert. My princes came on Feb 26th at 5: 25am , and 6 : 30am weighing 1.8kg and 2.65kg at 37wks without tear and a defeated devil. Bs later, team march I don port o, congrats to the mamas that has dropped and may God see the remaining mamas tru.

Congrats on ur double blessing mama

MoyosBlog123:
So march is here . Before u kw it's september
Happy New month family. In this new month we shall move from Glory to GLORY in Jesus name.
#TeamSeptember

Lol September lonlon

Giddyperson:
Lol I'd still dismantle it tho, it cannot come and be gathering dust before my baby launches it

@Giddyperson,ur diary is

lululuv:
Want to use this opportunity to invite all the wonderful and beautiful mama's in the house as I walk down the Isle on 11th March 2017. How i wish it could be an avenue to meet this Sisters who's got ma back. Luv u all

Am wishing u and Dh many more yrs together with blessed children, congrats inadv dear

Giddyperson:
February do and pass

Meseff tire for dis month ooh,imagine Feb being d shortest month.kai

Azeequeen:
You are loving it

Mehn,it is too much

Eeeeyah,sowie dear

opejulie10:
thanks dear
I am fine ooo
I had to go to the hospital, I kept seeing watery bloodish discharge, went for scan and the doctor said he baby dey bounce and she is healthy, no cause for alarm... I was placed on a drug, klovinal, to be inserted in my vagina every night for 12days...

I greet all my teamie ooo
how una dey?
mama in the house, it is well with us all
To all the new mummy's that have birthed their lo's

All will be well Teamie,I greet u too

WilsonMayowa:
But there is light ere 5days straight and still on no blinking

Lucky u

slowpoison1:
Hello all, am a second year student n after checking my whole year one result i realised i had carryover in a course i least expect and i sincerely feel like crying right now. I feel so down and i am hurting badly... please what should i be expecting over the coming days

Put more effort wen rewriting it,all d best

Harmattan kinda much buh am loving it tho!!atleast it save our money from buying petrol everyday..I on gen anytime am feeling heat most especially every night as NEPA dey fight us for my area
So dis harmattan really save my family money lolz

AyPortable1:
My BS
I gave birth to my cute prince on the 7th of February. Scan dates were 2nd ,8th,14th, According to LMP and gynae 17th.
My pregnancy journey was very very smooth, I was a workaholic oo, coupled with the fact that I was running my MSc field work in the west and hubby lives in delta state, so I was travelling once in 2 months.
I show the so called *show* on the 5th(Sunday evening), I just told my husband and he was like that means baby will soon come Ba? I said no joor till the following week ooo( my bro and dads birthday 15th and 17th respectively.
On monday the 6th I woke up early to go shopping at a village market with a family friend, left home with hubby at past 6am, got to market and bought all foodstuffs to last for 2months. I was doing fine until I got back home around 1pm. You needed to see me working oo, blended all blendables, cooked, swept, dusted, mopped, washed clothes. My neighbour was like madam take am easy ooo. I said I just want to get all done with and rest.
Fast forward to about 3am on the 7th( Tuesday), I started feeling backpains, woke hubby up and he kept massaging, he was like isn't this contractions, I said no joor na the stress I went tru day before, we slept back ooo.
Around past 4am, it was coming on and off, I couldn't sleep again, dh said let's go to hospital na im I say hospital kwa, oga chill na just back pain( olodo like me). He said we should pack hospital bag, we did oo, I cooked, we ate and left for hospital but I purposely didn't carry hospital bag( just carried the pad comfits alone) but left the key by our staircase in case anything happens. So we sha got to hospital by past 7am.
The nurse and doc on nighgt shift did normal check up and for the first time VE (that shit is so discomforting) mheen I was declared 5cm gone, Haaa 5cm ke Oluwa oooo, na so dem start to do registrations ooo, checking my file, called matron and my gynaecologist that them patient don land ooo. Hubby was happy but had to leave for work.
I was checked into the observation room by past nine, see me chatting with my bestie on phone ooo, nurse said hmmm you go soon hear am. Sincerely I was very calm, called my neighbour and family friend to inform them to bring my bag, they were surprised.
Nurse did her own VE and said 6cm , my gynea came past 10am did his own VE and said 7cm also broke my water, that was when I started feeling correct contractions ( 6-7 every 10mins matron came in past 11 and did her own oo, 8cm. With each contraction I was told to breathe in and out, I was doing this well and holding on to the hospital bed, I wasn't shouting ooo. But I kept tugging at the two nurses assigned to me( they were massaging my back and d oda monitoring heartbeat). Matron came in and joined too, making three pple ooo. At about 12pm I told them I can't take d pain oo, that if they don't want me to shout and cry make dem call my gynae I wan do CS oooo. They just started rebuking it saying am their first this morning and going into the theatre is not their plan oo, oh they kept praising and encouraging me, did another VE and gbaam 9cm. I changed into wrapper, they helped me drain my urine and supported me walking into the delivery room.

They prayed and started setting up all necessary stuffs while I laid sideways on the bed with one nurse massaging my back, at a point I felt like a truck just walked over me, I shouted and was moaning oooo, then i kept on saying * JESUS I NEED YOUR GRACE AND STRENGTH*, oh!the second nurse then said I should start saying our Winners Chapel Declarations after her(she's my church member, got to know that day).
Some minutes to 1pm, I was fully dilated and taught how to push looking at my tummy after 5attempts my prince came out screaming the whole place oooo, weighed 3.0kg but the matron gave me episiotomy ooo, imagine she said cause she felt I was tight, doc said she shouldn't have sha.
That was when I cried ooo, the matron hugged me and said for my age and tribe I was strong chai but I knew deep down it was Jesus that helped me as I kept imagining him on the cross taking away all my pains and I tried staying positive that I will birth this baby alive and well.
Boaz Oluwatobiloba is two weeks today, he's healthy and I am back on my feet( I went shopping naming ceremony things myself).
Wishing other February Mamas safe delivery and the entire house Smooth preggy journey.

Cutie baby boy

Giddyperson:
My first bump shot, 32 weeks 2 days, let's see how much bigger it gets in the next 6-8weeks, ignore my flat nyash, I spent my whole life thinking it would finally come out when I get pregnant but issorai, it would get bigger when I grow up . Oya team April, ayaf opened the door, let's see the bumps.

9ce bump, Chai buh dis ur yash get as ebi

AlphaHandMaiden:
Waddling mamas skelewu dance off!
Upload 1 minute clip for us to judge...

Cc. Liftedhands

Oh I prefer twerking...,ma'am Liftedhands I will be among d judges ,it will make d thread fun ooh

Iyomomoreloaded:
This is d day d Lord has made, you will rejoice and be glad in it!
May d Lord give u a sense of calm & replace every overwhelming anxiety & pain with His peace dat passeth understanding, as u go through labor & a successful delivery; & may He also give skill and wisdom to the doctors & nurses dat will be taking care of u & ur baby.
In Jesus Name I Pray,
AMEN!

Amen! Amen! Amen!

Liftedhands:
Awww how I go do am now?

Lol let all d mama dat need d gift play game and d winner takes d gift. Kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki

nkkystel:
Happy Sunday mamas, join me in wishing my son a HaPpY Birthday!

Happy earth strong handsome wishing u many more yrs on earth little prince chop kiss

BeeBlossoms:
Strolls in elegantly with my Prince Charming

I put to bed on the 7th February via VD with episiotomy (that shit is real)

BS
I had been having labour pain on and off for about 3 weeks before delivery, but on Monday, I went to work, dropped my leave letter, went round ikeja city mall, went to do a scan, market, cooked. It was while rinsing tomato and pepper and eating dates at the same time that I noticed that I was contracting more regularly, and twas more painful, and I noticed slimy, clear discharge, I timed it for about an hour, then told my brother in law that we should head to the hospital, I drove there, they checked me and said nothing was happening, false alar, drove back home still having painful contractions o.
At about 8om, I noticed it was more painful and I wiped and sae little blood, ate semi, couldn't finish it sef, then I had my husband's cousin drive me to the hospital.
Omo, the pain was now more, more blood, and was in pain all through the night, my husband joined me at the hospital at about 11 pm, he was pitying me, by morning my mother and sister came, and they just stayed by me, doctors kept checking... 20%, 50%...2cm for hours unend, then suddenly after the last checking, u felt my water break, my sister cleaned me, and that mad pain started, omo, I screamed the hospital down, holy spirit, God the father and son hear their names tire, the pain keep on o, vomited over and over, when I got tired of screaming, I just started trying to bend the bed-frame's metal, my husband hear am, I shouted at him a lot, labour no be bean at all o, total was about 28 hours of labour. When I was pushing and he was stuck in my birth canal and no one knew why, so the nurse cut me and I pushed and she saw cord round his neck and he was face up, she shouted and quickly cut the cord, when he came out, he did not cry at first, they had to beat him.
MY gift from heaven weighed 3.25kg and he resemble him papa with everything, even with birth marks.

My dh tried o, he was there from start to finish, if not for him, kept being my support o.

The stiches are very uncomfortable o, kai, I still dry hear am... BTW... Naming is on Valentine's day o

Congrats mama,God bless ur cutie prince

Roseey0:
God knows the best.
I went into pre- term labour @23weeks yesterday and lost lo. She looked so Adorable and helpless at sight, I just can't explain why she couldn't stay put for us till atleast 38weeks.
I still want to thank God for the experience.
And I pray none will cast their young n this forum.

One big lesson I learnt. Use teaching/government hospital especially for ftm.
The hospital kept reassuring me that all I needed was rest and More water, that everything looks fine.
Even when I was losing mucus plug they told me it will grow back.
Spoting was not a thing to worry about, only bleeding.
One man's opinion is truly bad.

All in all, I still thank God for the experience.

Sorry for ur loss ma,may God bless u with anoda bfp soon.so sorry.

iomoge2:
Which part of island r u?

Mecure in lekki
Union Diagnostic in vi
Blu ray in Ajah
N a lot more places

Thank u ma'am,I think I no Blu ray...

nicoleswizzi:
I don't think so oo..I av being craving it since last yr November

Lol y cant u get d agege bread around u...agege bread is everywhere now

Pls ma where can I do 4d scan on d island...
Cc @mama staying on d island. iomoge,coldfeet.

Besea:
Lululuv, absuth is on strike but u can register at a good private hospital. I used kahabiri at ikonne Road off umuola Road ogbor hill. D CMD is verrrrrrrrrrry good trained in the US and used to work at Nigerian Christian hospital onicha ngwa.

HI mamas. Oya manage dis fried rice

Chai waridis,dere is God ooh ooh

Naomi14:
Roll call team May2017

Mamas how una dey? Heading into third trimester with style? Happy new month!

@Naomi14 ............... 3rd May, gender XX
@Rhemy2013 ..... 5th/11th May, gender XY
@Nwarosa ................ 6th May, gender X?
@realtalk19 ...... 16th/30th May, gender XY
@queensnow ............ 16th May, gender XY
@opejulie10 ............. 15th May, gender XX
@Berra .................... 3rd May, gender XY
@ftmum ............ 13th/19thMay, gender X?
@Kemifemi .............. 6th May, gender X?
@Pamelar ................ 14th May, gender XX
@nikkishola ............ 13/14 May, gender XX
@eriifemi ............... 21st May, gender X?

God, You made all things good and perfect. You give life to all things. We thank You, that we have conceived by Your grace and mercy. The baby(ies) in our womb is Your creation,  thank You for Your precious gift.

Cover us, the baby(ies) in our womb and our family members with the holy and precious blood of Jesus.

Protect us, our baby(ies) and our family members from all evil and dangers because You are our refuge and our fortress. Preserve us from danger and from the excessive pains accompanying childbirth that we may deliver without pain like the Hebrew women, and shield the child which we now carry, that it may see the light of day‎. This child belongs to you, O Lord - mind, body and soul.‎ Take away all complications from our baby(ies) and us. Grant us good health. Lord I also pray that You lead all pregnant women who are reading this prayer to safe and normal delivery. All this we ask in the name of Jesus, who is Lord of Life, now and forever. Amen!

@realtalk19, I am fine o! I thank God! Abeg leave LO make he kick o! Might be practising for future Olympics . @Berra, this one we are edd mate so, e bi like say we plan d kpekusing dat day @queensnow, weldone o! Na kunu bi your cravings now? @nwarosa, @ftmum and @kemifemi, make una update lo gender. I know twins/triplet dey dis our month, all those in peeping mode come and join
Make una supply una edd/gender and for those I missed out your names please mention me so I can update. ‎Ehen make una start shopping small small now eh so that the stress of carrying biggie belle close to due date up and down the market won't be much.
Sorry for the longpost. #E-hugs#
#TeamMay2017# #veryeasyswiftpainlessdelivery‎# #ourcaseisdifferent# #notear# #noloss# #wearedestinedforgreatness#

Amen ND present

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StupidYorubaFool:
you're also kidding that you're married so nairaland guys won't disturb u with countless pms..

But you're doing yourself more harm than good...
When you reach 40 and still remain unmarried your eyes go clear but it will be too late

Lol see me see trouble.. Anyway I dnt have a badluck like u re OK, I can't display my Marital status on social media so u can go to yaba left in search of a wife. I can see d reason ur gf sent u a pic. dump ass ..ur name define u all

StupidYorubaFool:
you're also kidding that you're married so nairaland guys won't disturb u with countless pms..

But you're doing yourself more harm than good...
When you reach 40 and still remain unmarried your eyes go clear but it will be too late

Lol see me see trouble.. Anyway I dnt have a badluck like u re OK, I can't display my Marital status on social media so u can go to yaba left in search of a wife. I can see d reason ur gf sent u a pic. dump ass ..

StupidYorubaFool:
matrimonial pics or adonbilivit

I guess ur kidding

StupidYorubaFool:
I doubt you're married.. I need veritable facts that'll buttress your veracious marriage claims...

Can I hook up with you?

Hey, Am married ohk

queensnow:
Present cappo didn't feel much lo kicks today guess he took a break Edd 22,16,24 and lastly 30 guess we are Edd mate buh am counting 24wks 5days using edd 22. It's a boy

Hmmmm boys rocks

realtalk19:
hey sexy mums. i had my anomaly scan today @24 weeks. LO is kicking like beckham.lol. am having a slight UTI so am on erythromycin tabs. still yet to book an appointment at the general hospital.

Team may. edd 31st and 16th may. its a boy.#feelingsoexcited# #ambookedforsupernaturalandpainlessdelivery# #maybabiesrocks#

Naomi14 :
Roll call team May2017

@Naomi14 ................ 3rd May, gender X?
@Rhemy2013 ....... 5th/11th May, gender XY
@Nwarosa ................ 6th May, gender X?
@ realtalk19 ............. 30th and 16th May, gender XY
@queensnow ............ 16th May, gender X?
@opejulie10 ............. 15th May, gender XX
@Berra .................... 3rd May, gender XY
@ftmum .................. May, gender X?
@Kemifemi .............. 6th May, gender X?
@Pamelar ................ 14th May, gender XX

Present Ma.. ..am 27weeks today according to ist scan ND 26w+3days according to 2nd scan, i don tired for d calculation self ND as for lmp chai i no get memory for Dat. Wishing us a stress-free pregnancy. E-hug TeamMay .. Cappo Naomi14 where re u tho!

StupidYorubaFool:
i know you're married.. Find me a girl pls perhaps your yet to be married friends pls

Lol, sorry eeeehnnn I no get