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@ Beaf
Go and lick you wound. I lkie leaving a little bit alive, for rainy days.
If i finish you today, na who i chop next time?

Bros, that your beer wey you drink for toilet don finish. I beg i had enough of your punny today.

Ok. i don code. Na shiga Abu dhabi. Zan yi hutu.

Mutumin, kana birnin shehu ne?

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=863110.msg10121101#msg10121101 date=1328374908]Eze, imma madu! lol Ono tago? [/quote]

kedu ko di? daalu



[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=863110.msg10121067#msg10121067 date=1328374476]Eze, abeg no open your fire yet. . . give them opportunity to correct the error. [/quote]

Dude, you have started oooooooo.

Blackteeth:
The yorubas are currently boasting of being peacefull people partly because they make no noise like the igbos about secession from Nigeria. But I think we are missing something. If today the northerners start killing the yorubas massively in the north I can bet pounds and dollars that a yoruba kind of MOSSOB will spring up with full speed and start clamouring for secession. Biafria is obviously the product of the mass killing of igbos in the north. They igbos felt since they are not wanted, they have to go. If the northerners haven't been busy killing the igbos am sure igbos would have been as"peaceful"as the yorubas, and biafra would have been a non-existent name on planet earth today.

No mind them!! jare

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=862653.msg10120968#msg10120968 date=1328373489]That's the BOTTOM LINE!! [size=16pt]Do not give to others that which if returned to you will distress your heart[/size]. Do not segregate and maltreat osus in your land and expect that Nigeria will not segregate and maltreat your dialus.[/quote]

[size=28pt]Bros, Abeg no vex. Na dem talk say South South and south east na thesame oooooooo[/size]

jason123:
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^^^GOD FORBID THAT MAP!!![/size]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJeho8FBod0[/flash]

[size=18pt]Every body should answer him papa name[/size]



www.nairaland.com/attachments/570469_MAP2_pngef53a75923849e88bf9a1dd763edd97d

[size=28pt]You cant thief LaGOS the you want claim Portharcourt or Warri.[/size]

[quote author=Rhino.4dm link=topic=862653.msg10120798#msg10120798 date=1328371702][size=28pt]Lagos is SOUTH WEST[/size].   [/quote]

[size=28pt]Lagos is SOUTH WEST[/size].  

[size=38pt]Is LAGOS not South West??[/size]. If una like talk trash.

alj harem:
I am sorry be it is like some of this people are too full of themselves at time

When they shout yaribbas lagos is not for yarribassss we own 45-70 % of lagos was is not awolalal land or yaribas land then I removed lagos which is still beating them then they shout again without any meaning or substance in the discussion other than tribal envy and all what no.

Some even say there are no yarrribasss in the south-south, what stu.pidity.

[size=18pt]
President Goodluck Jonathan Lied-Former Governor Sylva[/size]



http://saharareporters.com/press-release/president-goodluck-jonathan-lied-former-governor-sylva

Chief Timipre Sylva has read with utter dismay some statements credited to the President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, at the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) campaign rally on Friday, 03 February in Yenagoa.

Two things stand out in the President’s speech. He talked about a stoning incident in Yenagoa that he watched with pleasure and the Tower Hotel project in Yenagoa that was conceptualised by the Government of Chief Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, which Jonathan took over as Governor of Bayelsa State and passed on to Sylva as Governor.
[b]

The stoning in Yenagoa happened during the president’s visit and it was widely believed to have been arranged by a few misguided elements, which with the backing of Mr. President, had used the presidential security to subvert the security of the state on purpose to embarrass Governor Sylva. Sponsors of the incident had tried to deny their involvement and present the event as indicative of the governor's non-performance.


The world now knows better, of course. Everyone is now perfectly well aware of the mastermind of that insult on the Ijaw nation.


But let us state that it was not the governor who was disgraced by the stoning. Instead, it was the president himself.


Now, if stoning is a yardstick for non-performance, are we also right to say that the burning down of Mr. President’s house in 2007, in the run-up to that year’s general elections, was also an act of rejection by the people of the state? A lot of people believed that the burning of his house and the action of militants in 2007 were an expression of rejection. Is Mr. President now confirming that wide belief?
[/b]
In addition, can we also say that the stoning of President Jonathan in May last year in Uganda was a global act of rejection?

Besides, it was after the stoning incident in Yenagoa in late 2010 that Mr. President came back to Yenagoa, raised the hand of Sylva, and spoke glowingly about his achievements, saying he has performed excellently well and that the people of Bayelsa should vote him into office. It was after the stoning that he came back and voted in the January 2011 PDP governorship primaries and gave a glowing report of Sylva's performance. So what suddenly changed from January 2011 to later that year when President Jonathan manipulated all the institutions of state, including the armed and security forces, the judiciary and critical organs of democracy like the political parties, in full cry, leaving the security and economic challenges which he faced, to embark on OPERATION REMOVE SYLVA as the sole mandate which the people of Nigeria gave to him?
Didn’t Jonathan know there was a stoning incident when he came to say Governor Sylva should be voted in January?



President Jonathan also in his speech described the Tower Hotel, Yenagoa, as “a monument of disgrace,” insinuating that the edifice is still at the stage he left it as governor. This is a barefaced lie and a misrepresentation of open facts.


Sylva wishes to clarify that the hotel was at the second floor when he took over from Dr. Jonathan as governor. It is now at its 18th floor, as the whole world can see. Sylva agrees that the job has been delayed, but explains that the reason it has been delayed is because the contractor, whom Dr. Jonathan himself chose and awarded the contract to, asked for a variation of N5 billion.


Let Jonathan tell the world how much he paid this contractor and how much Sylva has paid the contractor. And we are aware that this same contractor is not building a house for Sylva in his village.


Far more than Jonathan’s tenure, Sylva has performed given the challenges he faced.
It is unfortunate that President Jonathan could have such a disgraceful outing last Friday. At a time when it was being widely suspected that he might be involved in the questionable acts around the Bayelsa State governorship contest, his outing on Friday, 03 February, has conclusively proven that all along, he has been behind all the shenanigans in Bayelsa State deliberately to destabilise the state for his own selfish interest.


Nigerians expected President Jonathan to tackle security, unemployment, power, critical infrastructure, etc. They never expected him to manipulate democracy for his strange motives. What all these show clearly is that the exclusion of Sylva from the primaries of November last year was based on nothing other than President Jonathan's inordinate whims. The event of last Friday confirms once again that Sylva has not committed any offence known to the PDP constitution or the Nigerian constitution to warrant his exclusion.


The Bayelsa State governorship race was a critical democratic test case for President Jonathan; and we dare say that he has failed to prove himself as a believer in democracy and free choice. Chief Sylva is in court trying to put right the infractions because he believes our country may be doomed if this subversion of democracy in Bayelsa State is allowed to stand.

DOIFIE OLA
Media Aide to Chief Timipre Sylva

[size=18pt]Those are real facts!. These are the only reasons the poor pathetic evil-souls always attack me on nairaland. He knows i know!!![/size]

nasty45:
I see,even beaf is scared of respondin to those allegations.IF AL DS THINGS WRITTEN BY RHINO.5DM IS TRUE,I PITY NIGERIANS

You don run?? Brouhahahahahha! shina rambo of our time!! lawrence Anini of our time!!!![size=28pt]wetin you see sef?[/size]

Blood sucking evil-PDP puppet! FRAUD!!

Beaf:
Anoda "source" again?

Ol' boy, sofri na!

Rhino.5dm and his lies again! Here's a catalog:

He saved Italy from flooding.
He is a computer graphics guru.
Knows how to drill crude oil.
Is an aged ex-soldier.
Is a young man.
Knows boko haram inside out.

. . .But this takes the cookey!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-799736.32.html

Okon!

Akpabio come o! Julius Berger! OPC! Agbum!
This early morning, anoda lie again!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

[size=28pt]Ole!!!!!![/size]

No hope for Nigeria.
Folks this has nothing to do with North Versus south, El rufai raised very objective points.

Beaf symbolises the systemic problem with our country, we all heralded the coming of Bankole, expectations were that the fellow would perform being a young well travelled educated guy alas, Beaf is even worse, for someone to backstab a so called friend is even beyond desperation, Beaf can actually kill to achieve his selfish aim. Long and short, the youth is even worse, we lack honor and love money!!!! Only God would save Nigeria from the likes of Beaf.

You still wonder why he attatcks anyone that criticized GEJ I pity the fools following him like brainless monkeys.

From October 2010 to early this year, Beaf purchased a palatial home in Asokoro, Abuja where houses sell in the range of N300 million to 1 billion. It is obvious that he has been handsomely paid by the GEJ camp.

Beaf, me and you can never be on thesame page. vultures like you dont deserve to live.

Beaf come oooooooo. come oooooooo.  

So, after El-rufai refuses your plead he became your sworn enemy. Tell us more about your plans to confuse more Nairalanders on what is really going on. OLE!!!


[size=20pt]stop licking arse for living. Go and look for proper employment. [/size]

Dear Mallam Nasir,
I am playing with an idea in my mind. I am thinking of taking time off (a sabbatical so to say) and coming to Nigeria as a free moral agent to try to influence the direction of the 2011 elections. I am convinced that if I am on the ground my influence will be greater. I would want to arrange something on the ground similar to what Trippi did in Zimbabwe and organize private citizen groups and equip them with technology and skills to monitor the elections clandestinely and relay video and oral reports to the world media in real time and force the government and the INEC to be honest and conduct free and fair elections. One thing holding me back is that I will need accommodation in Abuja. I have been exploring options but Abuja is even more expensive than the U.S and landlords are demanding 2 years rent   :oin advance.  Respectfully sir, I was wondering if you could help in this regard.
Regards,

Beaf Oya this na your letter to Mallam Nasir El-rufai prior to you joinng GEJ"s campaign team as a vulture.

Dear Mallam Salihu,
We need to have a long term plan to change the mind of skeptical Nigerians and show them a new way of leadership. Contrary to what a lot of people believe, such a plan should be simple not complicated.


We need to build a grass root movement like the one built by Joe Trippi with the Dean campaign in The U.S and with the Tsvangirai campaign in Zimbabwe. This has to be a long term strategy. Our task is therefore to use web based tools to solidify our base which is the educated youth and middle class who see Mallam El Rufai for what he is and have a favourable opinion of him and we have to follow a template that worked well for MKO Abiola by using philanthropy and humanitarianism to penetrate the psyche of the ordinary grass root Nigerian who is suspicious of politicians in general and views MallamEl Rufai as an elitist.


[b]
My plan is simply this, to return to Nigeria sometime in the near future and use Mallam Nasir's Council for Youth Empowerment to wake up sleeper cells that I have planted over the years in Nigeria and organise them into an army of volunteers who will immediately go to disaster areas such as places which have experienced floods, building collapse, multi car accidents, epidemics (like the Cholera epidemic/Zamfara lead poisoning outbreak) etc and in the name of the Council and it's founder Mallam Nasir provide some form of community service to the victims. They will also go to Motherless babies homes and orphanages as well as leper colonies.


In the social arena, they will tour both private and public universities and organise the students to clean up their environments and renounce cultism as well as provide them with tokens such as books and condoms to reduce the risk of HIV infections amongst the student population. We will also get inexpensive eye glasses and over the counter medications from bargain stores in the U.S and give these to rural communities. This will be followed immediately by intense media spotlight which I will personally direct[/b]. The end result is that subliminally, we will affect the minds of Nigerians such that when they think of the name Mallam Nasir El Rufai, they will immediately think of his volunteers and their good work because EVERYTHING that is done will be acknowledged by my people to be done under the inspiration of Mallam El Rufai.
Regards,

.Did i sent a letter to Nasir El-rufai asking him to help me pay my house rent??

Did i host a scamming  website to swinddle funds?? You are a complete FRAUD!!!



Oya tell us about the letter you sent to Nasir El-rufai asking him for rent or this scamming site www.afrosciencecommunity.com

Beaf:
Anoda "source" again?

Ol' boy, sofri na!

Rhino.5dm and his lies again! Here's a catalog:

He saved Italy from flooding.
He is a computer graphics guru.
Knows how to drill crude oil.
Is an aged ex-soldier.
Is a young man.
Knows boko haram inside out.

. . .But this takes the cookey!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-799736.32.html

Okon!

Akpabio come o! Julius Berger! OPC! Agbum!
This early morning, anoda lie again!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

Shattaaaap!!!

I shall keep on exposing your fraud arss. If you like send in your army of chimp monks to attack me.  The truth must be told. Onyeshi!!!

[size=28pt]YouWin is a SCAM [/size]

Beaf:
Lol! Expecting any coherent replies from that guy is like expecting Satan to heal the sick.

Am privy to thesame information and my source said the figures is "around" 500 . kai! i no fit shout!!!

psalmizt:
The total number of successful applicants is[b] gonna be around 1500[/b],  and not 500. Currently they are down to 4000 applicants. You 'd be shocked at the quality of submissions by Nigerians, We really do have a future in this country only if the govt sees the citizens as partners in progress

How about posting the list or STFU??

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .  so, Rivers state is having more civil servants than kano?? You got jokes!

Obiagu1:
@ Alh Harem,

State IGR has nothing to contribute to Nigeria.
[size=28pt]It's a reflection of the number of civil servants in a state as a chunk of State IGR is from PAYE[/size].

Take your braying to the next zoo keeper. fooooool.

Funkymallam:
Are u always like this?
did u bother to read d article? I doubt cus where u get ur false alarm frm beats me.
When has 500 ppl applying frm d diaspora equl d number of beneficiaries? i knw our education system s bad dats y ppl dnt read instructioms n jump to answer question.
Sanu, i fink u need help no wonder beaf have been calling u n u did not disappoint.

Ha ha hahahahhahahahahhahaha. . . . .You are a dullard!! dolt!!! dunce!!!! dunderhead!!!!!!. pathetic.

Nchara:
[size=28pt]The state IGR has little to do with Nigeria[/size]. It is states money. So that is not a contribution tenable for this thread. Besides, 60% of the IGR in Lagos and some good chunk in Kano are from Igbo people

Did you see me claiming those names to be from South west?? That was a reply to the guy that claimed all sucessful business men  in south west are igbos.

I normally expect few things to fly over your tiny brains. foooool

Beaf:
Add other obvious names like Rewane.

[b]Isn't it funny that the bolded are from the SS? Clown.[/b]The SS also owns most of the big press and huge swathes of the banking industry and stock exchange in Nigeria. Dunce.

@Bolded

So, 72 days from today is ending of February 2012 in your calender?? are you using a martian calender

Stop making up things to justify this SCAM!

sholatech:
There is need to fully understand the initiative, its targets, process and expected outcomes.
Not only 600 people will get funds. It is in series, with total of 3600 fund beneficiaries over the bext 3 years. [b]Immediately the first 600 receive their funds end of February 2012, the next selection process commences.[/b]Aside funding, each serie trains 12,000, making total of 60,000 trained youths on mini-mba skills powered by the EDC of the World Bank.
For those that passed through the final stage, the Business Plan Questions template on the website is and international template which I researched to be same as used by Wharton Business School and Stanford for their regular Annual Business Plan Competition that produced several silicon valley companies.
YouWin is a BUSINESS PLAN competition, not a loan giver like NDE or capacity-building agency like SMEDAN.
The target, as a model for Nigeria, is to create jobs and wealth creation multiplier effect, since beneficiaries will start/grow businesses and employ people.

Since its not loans but grants, it is good business the money will circulate fully within the local economy. Even if not utilised effectively by these youths, at least the money will be spent and circulate within the economy.
I also learnt that there will be mentorship for the beneficiaries based on their industry and funds will be disbursed based on agreed performance guidelines.
It was also clear from the trainings that winners will be given free company registration services and expedited by CAC and any applicable Government concession for them.
For me, all these should be applauded if eventually carried out as promised.

[size=28pt]50 billion/500 = 100 million!!![/size]


https://www.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/funny-cat1.jpg

You are a poor sod!

[size=28pt]50 billion naira intiatives and only so-called 500 people will access funds Iya mi oooooooo!!! [/size]

Beaf:
Rhino.5dm is gonna faint o!

Instead of at least submitting his ideas about catching squirrels or frying akara, he was all over the place calling it a scam (until many NL winners began stepping forward).

Poor thing.

So, they are all thieves and only igbos do genuine business?? you clowns should stop displaying your expired victim cards.

Ikology:
Dude, people don't just become billionaires overnight, how did Dangote, Adenuga, Wale tinubu came into the lime light? They are being used by our former generals (IBB and OBJ ) and Tinubu to recycle their loot. Baba Iyabo used his wicked policies to witch hunt our brother Ibeto, leaving cement importation solely for D




angote,Looters

That is the true meaning of parasites. if not, what are 3 miilion Igbos doing in kano? even in the face of terrorism and killings? They cant survive in the south east, cos south east has nothing to offer them. If not, what do igbo men have in common with a Kano man?

Remember, kano is a poor and backward state according to you.

par·a·site [párrə st]
(plural par·a·sites)
noun


1.  organism living on another: a plant or animal that lives on or in another, usually larger, host organism in a way that harms or is of no advantage to the host


2.  scrounger: somebody who exploits others without doing anything in return


[Mid-16th century. Via Latin < Greek parasitos "somebody who eats from another's table" < sitos "grain, food"]
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Nchara:
It means you do not know the meaning of parasites. Those people and their families were all gainfully employed, some even employing kano people. I will send you a check for 500 USD if you show me where Igbos in Kano are reported to be beging for food and money like Yoruas and their northern cousins. And BTW, no one is deporting them. They are leaving for their safety of their own free will. You are a blatant liar.