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Gov. Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti has called on members of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) posted to the state to make judicious use of the rich arable land by engaging in farming and fishery.

Fayemi made the call on Monday at the NYSC orientation camp in Ise/Irun/Emure-Ekiti during the swearing-in ceremony of the Batch “C” Stream Two corps members posted to the state.


The governor, who was represented by his deputy, Chief Bisi Egbeyemi, admonished the corps members to also take the skill acquisitions and entrepreneurship training seriously.

He warned them against unauthorised trips outside their places of primary assignments during the service year.

“Period of the service year should be a period of deep reflection on your steps to take after service year,’’ he added.

The NYSC State Coordinator, Mrs Emmanuella Okpongete, advised the corps members to participate actively in the various committees in the camp to enable them contribute meaningfully to the smooth running of the orientation course.

She also advised them to shun cultism, night crawling and any act capable of putting them into trouble during the service year.


Okpongete said 1, 854 corps members made up of 941 males and 913 females had registered at the orientation camp.


http://thenationonlineng.net/embrace-farming-fayemi-urges-nysc-members/

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Kwara State Governor Abdufatah Ahmed spoke yesterday on last weekend’s by-election.

He said in a statement by his Senior Special Assistant on Media and Communications, Dr Muyideen Akorede, that reports from the four local government areas in which elections were held indicated wide-spread harassment, arrests and intimidation of PDP members and supporters by security personnel.

He praised PDP members and supporters across the federal constituency for standing their ground and defying the threats posed by the security agents by coming out to exercise their franchise at the risk of harm and arrest.

He said the heightened fear and intimidation orchestrated against PDP members and supporters and abetted by security agents led to voter apathy and poor turnout in the areas that are traditional strong-holds of fhe party.

Kwara PDP Chairman Kola Shittu also described the election as a charade

Shittu said some of the concerns raised by the party prior to the conduct of the election, which included alleged importation of thugs and heavy deployment of security personnel later manifested during the poll.

He lamented that the poll was characterised by ballot box snatching, widespread irregularities and illegal arrest of members of the PDP before and during the election.

Shittu called for outright cancellation of the election because it fell short of the expectations of the people of the constituency.

He added that the brazen subversion of the will of the people, which the outcome of the election represented was an indication that the APC- led federal government was not ready to deliver free, fair and credible elections in 2019.

“The PDP condemns in strong terms the conduct of the by-election and also rejects its outcome, as it does not reflect the will of the people of Ekiti, Oke-Ero, Isin and Irepodun Local Government Areas.

“The announcement of the candidate of the APC, Raheem Olawuyi, as the winner of the election by the INEC is daylight robbery, subversion of the will of the people and direct assault on the nation’s democracy.

“Indeed, the election was a contest between the PDP and the security agents, as they both collaborated with the enemies of democracy, APC, to manipulate the electoral process and stole the mandate of the people.”

http://thenationonlineng.net/pdp-kicks-apc-wins-election-house-reps/

Chairman, Heirs Holdings and Founder, Tony Elumelu Foundation; Tony Elumelu, has called on African Heads of State to develop policies to attract Private Sector Investment.

He made this call while speaking to private sector captains, global investment leaders and key players in Africa’s development sector at a plenary discussion at the Africa Investment Forum titled: Championing Investments in Africa – Conversations with the private sector.

The event organised by the African Development Bank featured robust and interactive conversations on the investment landscape of Africa with a view to articulate fresh strategies that strengthen the economic framework of the continent, as well as map out a bold blue print to attract and retain private global capital.

At the plenary session with Mr Elumelu were H.E, Edouard Ngirente – Prime Minister of Rwanda, Philemon Yang – Prime Minister of Cameroon, President Sahle-Work Zewde of Ethiopia and President Macky Sall of Senegal.

This critical conversation comes on the heels of the recently held Tony Elumelu Foundation Entrepreneurship Forum – the largest gathering of African entrepreneurs in which Mr Elumelu, in an interactive session with H.E President Nana Akufo-Addo of Ghana and President Uhuru Kenyatta of Kenya shared his broad business insight and tackled the peculiar challenges young Africans face in doing business on the continent.

Speaking on the importance of creating an enabling environment to attract foreign investments, Elumelu said: “Beyond signing deals, we need to make sure our deals work. Our leaders need to go back and reform our policies and economic framework.” He further spoke on the need to attract the global investment community by leaving a visible trail of businesses successes.

http://thenationonlineng.net/elumelu-africa-needs-policies-attract-investments/

The police in Enugu State have arrested a 21-year-old student for allegedly killing her baby after delivery.

Spokesman Ebere Amaraizu said in a statement yesterday that the suspect, Sandra Dimbo, allegedly carried out the act at Royal Lodge, Agbani in Nkanu West Local Government, last Saturday.

“It was gathered that the mother of the late infant was said to have given birth to the baby on November 17 and allegedly killed the child immediately after birth inside her room before the arrival of neighbours.

“It was further gathered that on that fateful day, the cry of a baby was heard in the suspect’s room, which attracted neighbours to her room, but they could not gain access until they forced themselves in.

“The neighbours only discovered after gaining access that the baby had been allegedly killed by the mother,” he said.

http://thenationonlineng.net/police-arrest-21-year-old-student-killing-baby/

A notable politician and Senatorial candidate of the African Democratic Congress(ADC) in Ondo State, Jide Ipinsagba who recently regained his freedom with four others has narrated his ordeals in gunmen’s captivity.

He was abducted alongside four other prominent politicians at Ago Ajayi forest along Owo-Oba Akoko-Ikare road.

Ipinsagba was in the forest with the hoodlums at the notorious spot they called ‘Sambisa’ for four days.

The politician recently defected from the APC to the ADC with others were coming from Ikare Akoko after a meeting.

According to him, when they got to Ago-Ajayi area around 6.30 pm on that fateful day,10 gunmen came out of the forest,took their money,hand sets,wrist watches and other belongings after shooting sporadically .

He said “We trekked for more than 25 kilometres in the forest.We slept on the rock in the night but as early as 4 30 am they usually woke us up to continue the journey.They fed us with gari and water from doubtful sources for four days in the wilderness.

“When they saw a boot wore by Idowu, a Personal Assistant(PA) to Bisi Ogungbemi, the ADC chairman who was also a victim, the kidnappers alleged that he was a Special Anti Robbery Squad(SARs) officer which he denied, but they insisted.

“They tied his hands and beat him to coma on the basis that police are their enemies and target as many have been killed in the forest.They even boasted of more sophisticated weapons like AK riffles, pistols and daggers better than what police have.

“The hoodlums told us that many victims who were not ready to cooperate on payment of ransom had met their death in the forest,they even call on us to come and see human skeleton.

“When ransom was to be handed to them, they guarded us while those bringing ransom were warned not to mess up otherwise they will kill all of us.After releasing us,those who brought ransom were left behind to allow them counted and cross checked the money.

Ipinsagba said the leader of the group returned his phone,but kept his blackberry phone and golden wrist watch’.

He said the leader of the kidnappers confirmed that eight of his boys were apprehended during Chief Olu Falae abduction at Ago Abo farm, who according to him are now in prison,stressing that they were arrested through phone tracking.

The victim urged police to use police helicopter to regularly survey Ago Ajayi forest,saying many groups are there doing nefarious activities.

Besides,he called for provision of more ammunition,while military check points should be increased along Owo Ikare road.

http://thenationonlineng.net/ordeals-kidnappers-den-ondo-adc-candidate/

South Africa and Nigeria will lock horns in a crucial Group E AFCON qualifier at the FNB Stadium in Johannesburg on Saturday, November 17. The Super Eagles lost the first leg by 2-0 at the Godswill Akpabio Stadium in Uyo in October 2016 as the three-time African champions will be seeking a revenge in the reverse fixture. Gernot Rohr's side top the log with 9 points from four matches while the rainbow nation are closely behind with eight points.


Nigeria will be facing their counterparts without their highest goalscorer Odion Ighalo owing to injury problems and captain Mikel Obi who is still not available. Goalkeeper Francis Uzoho has also been ruled out with injury while Leicester City's Wilfred Ndidi is suspended for the crucial encounter. New scoring sensation Samuel Chukwueze is expected to make his debut for the green and white following his impressive showing in La Liga with Villarreal.

www.legit.ng/1204498-super-eagles-seek-win-5-matches-south-africa.html

The Ondo State Assembly has accused the State Governor, Rotimi Akeredolu of interfering with the legislative functions of the State Assembly over Paris Club Fund recently released to the State.

Majority Leader of the State Assembly, Hon. Araoyinbo Olugbenga, while addressing the media at the weekend in Abuja blamed the Governor for inducing selected lawmakers to reorder the 2018 budget solely because of the fund.

The lawmaker queried why the State Governor had to use the minority members of the State Assembly including two suspended and allegedly impeached Speaker of the Assembly to hurriedly recall and further passed the state 2018 appropriation.

Olugbenga, who spoke alongside the Chairman, House Committee on Information, Rt. Hon. Olotu Fatai described the act as illegal and such that could jeopardize interest of the state.

According to him, the recalled budget was passed by eight lawmakers who were less than two third of the entire Assembly, thus unconstitutional to laws of the state.

Read Also: Akeredolu urged to intervene on Ilaje chieftaincy tussle
His Words: “Ondo state people are not incapacitated not to ask deep questions about the Paris club fund after thought explanation. The fact that six members and two suspended and impeached ones presided over the financial matters call for questions.

“Minority members cannot reorder the budget so speedily even as government urged and induced them financially to do so. There were spending incurred outside the existing 2018 appropriation law. We asked to be allowed to vet the budget performance for proper accountability in line with rules out the house but the government became jittery.”

He alleged further that, “the impeached and suspended leadership have been too compromising against the interest of the masses. All the invasions done to ensure the forceful passage of the governor’s reordering is in direct connection with the NURTW illegal activities within the hallowed chamber”.

However, the lawmakers called for the intervention of appropriate authorities and urged the state governor to obey the principles of separation of power in government.

http://thenationonlineng.net/ondo-assembly-accuses-akeredolu-of-interference-over-paris-club-fund/

The times are hard and everybody knows that. In their attempt to escape the hardship, most young ladies see it as fashionable to date married men who are rich to serve their selfish interest.

Though it has become a trend even when the ladies know they will not marry the married men but only go for their money, Yoruba actress, Dayo Amusa, is advising them against such act. In a recent interview, the actress explained that with karma, such ladies should remember that they will become somebody’s wife some day and will not like the same thing to happen to them because no woman likes sharing her man with another.

She said: “Frankly, as a public figure and based on what I stand for, I would not encourage a young lady to chase after married men. Some might say that married men would take good care of them, but it is wrong. It is not something I would encourage the youth to do." She further advised young ladies on being in multiple relationships. She said that: “Also, I do not think that having numerous boyfriends gives you the privilege of having a perfect guy as it could even cause confusion at some point.” The actress who has dropped some singles as she is also embracing music also spoke on the fake lifestyles some actors live. She noted that people should not forget that their business is that of showbiz and that there was really nothing wrong with it if some actors chose to live fake lives.

She noted that: “Although social media is a platform that is meant to provide opportunities for people, sadly, most people are misusing it. I do not see the big deal in any artiste going on social media to live a particular life because it is called showbiz. You have to ‘show’ for the business to grow. “You have to brand yourself and make people see that you can promote their products well through the lifestyle you depict. If that is what people mean by fake life then it is fine. As an artiste, we live in a make-believe world which means that 80% of the things you see us do on screen and even on social media are make-believe. “It is totally different from my personality. I might be at home and choose to tie a piece of cloth round my waist and drink garri. But if I would go on social media, I would not want to do that because some of my fans would be disappointed.

www.legit.ng/1204518-stop-dating-married-men-actress-dayo-amusa-tells-young-ladies.html

A House of Assembly aspirant for Njikoka state constituency II, in Anambra State, Mr. Emeka Onwubuya, has dragged the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, and the person declared winner of the primary, Mr. Peter Ibida, to the Federal High Court sitting in Awka, urging the court to stop All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA) from recognizing Ibida as the candidate of the party for the constituency.

In his suit, Onwubuya claimed that he defeated Ibida during the party primaries conducted in the area and wondered why the party jettisoned the result of the primaries and forwarded the name of the loser to INEC. The suit, which is before Justice Bature Gafai, is expected to determine: whether by the combined provisions of section 87(1)(2)(3)(4)(5) and (7)of the Electoral Act 2010 as amended and Article (46)(9) of APGA electoral guidelines for conduct of primary election for the 2019 general election, APGA could declare the second defendant (Peter Ibida),his fellow candidate for Njikoka state constituency II, when Ibida did not poll the highest number of votes cast at the primary election held on October 4, 2018?. He also prayed the court to rule that he (Onwubuya) is the authentic and duly nominated candidate of APGA for Njikoka state constituency II, having complied with all the requirements of the party and having polled the highest number of votes cast by the statutory delegates at the primary election of APGA held on October 4,2018. Among his prayers were: *An order restraining APGA either itself, officers, privies, staff or through any person from submitting the name of Ibida as its candidate for Njikoka state constituency II for the 2019 general election; *An injunction restraining APGA from recognizing, accepting and dealing with Ibida as the authentic candidate or allowing Ibida to participate in the House of Assembly election slated for March 2,in 2019.


www.vanguardngr.com/2018/11/apga-primaries-house-of-assembly-aspirant-drags-inec-winner-to-court/

O lord why is this girl/guy like this now, me am not understanding this thing again oooo

A lady who insulted her boyfriend’s mother and further claimed that his ‘ manhood is small’, has cried out after she found her best friend in her boyfriend’s house.

According to the distraught lady, she found her best friend cleaning her boyfriend’s house in a shirt she bought him. She further revealed that the gateman was ordered to push her out like a ‘thief’.


https://gistmore.com/lady-finds-best-friend-boyfriends-house-insulting-mother-manhood

chai the rice he came to share at itoku market in Ogun State must be the china rice, thank God i never had the opportunity to collect 5congo, only you go suffer now

Jamaican Star, Usain Bolt has revealed that he stopped having sex, after he discovered that it was affecting his performance in athletics championships.

The world’s fastest man who spoke to Sunday Times, further revealed that he reached an agreement with his coach on partying provided he kept winning races during his athletics days.



“IN THE EARLY DAYS, I DID TRY HAVING SEX BEFORE A RACE, JUST TO SEE IF IT HELPED. IT WAS A DISASTER. I WAS NOWHERE.”

“I’M A YOUNG GUY. I LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. I CAN TRAIN HARD, BUT I ALSO NEED SOME DOWN TIME. IF I DON’T GO OUT AND LET OFF STEAM, I GO A BIT CRAZY.

“MY COACH UNDERSTOOD, AND WE WORKED OUT A GOOD SYSTEM. EVEN THOUGH I WENT TO PARTIES, I WAS STILL WINNING RACES. IF I WAS COMING LAST, SURE, YOU CAN TELL ME TO STOP PARTYING, BUT IF I’M BREAKING WORLD RECORDS, YOU GOT NO RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO.”

Usain Bolt who retired last year from athletics having broken the 100m and 200m world records and winning eight Olympic gold medals, also talked about his relationship with Kasi Bennett, the Jamaican model and businesswoman who he has been dating for more than five years. According to him, they’ve discussed marriage and he’s eager to have kids one day.

BOLT ADDED: “I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, OTHERWISE MY MUM STARTS COMPLAINING. EVERY TIME I RING HOME, THE ONLY THING SHE WANTS TO KNOW IS WHEN WE’RE GETTING MARRIED AND WHEN WE’RE GONNA HAVE KIDS.

“ME AND KASI HAD A SERIOUS TALK LAST YEAR, AFTER I RETIRED, BUT SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO LAUNCH HER NEW BUSINESS AND WE DIDN’T WANT THE PRESSURE OF TRYING TO DEAL WITH EVERYTHING AT THE SAME TIME.

“I’M PRETTY SURE THERE’LL BE SOME NEWS NEXT YEAR.

“I WANT TO BE A FATHER AND I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT FUTURE. THE NEXT STAGE FOR ME. I’M STILL A KID MYSELF, SO I THINK I’LL BE A COOL DAD.”


https://www.brainnewsradio.com/how-sex-affected-my-athletics-performance-usain-bolt/

scam, it says oral test, not job interview, what are you thinking man

18-year-old Singer Breny with real name Utibe Anietie Asanga and the Rapture Queen crooner yesterday took to his Instagram page to thank God for the grace of him releasing a song that attracts the attention of the “Assurance” crooner and the Nigerian Billionaire’s Son, Davido


Early this year Breny released this captivating song he titled ‘Rapture Queen’ the song lyrics is never used before by any other Artists and it’s currently trending on iTunes, Spotify and other popular streaming platforms.

We believe there is something secret or unique about this song that nobody knows about and that might be the reason the Assurance crooner Davido begs for a collabo on the remix of the song.

http://instablog9ja.com/2018/11/11/davido-begs-for-a-collabo-on-my-rapture-queen-for-n15million-singer-breny/

World leaders, including Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari gathered under driving rain in Paris on Sunday to lead global commemorations marking 100 years since the end of World War I, at a time of growing nationalism and diplomatic tensions.

Around 70 leaders, among whom were US and Russian Presidents Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin marked the centenary of the 1918 Armistice in the French capital at 11am local time (1000 GMT).

After church bells rang out across France, the leaders sat together at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at the Arc de Triomphe for a memorial that included classical music and the reading aloud of letters by WWI soldiers.

French President Emmanuel Macron delivered a near 20-minute speech that called on his fellow leaders not to forget the lessons of the past and the hopes of people worldwide for peace.

“Ruining this hope with a fascination for withdrawal, violence or domination would be a mistake for which future generations would rightly find us responsible,” Macron told them.

He added: “Let us build our hopes rather than playing our fears against each other.”

The service concluded with the bugle call that was played at 11am on November 11, 1918 to signal the end of fighting on the Western Front.

Ceremonies in New Zealand, Australia, India, Hong Kong and Myanmar began a day of memorial events around the world for a conflict that involved millions of troops from colonised countries in Asia and Africa.

The leaders of Commonwealth nations — whose forces were deployed under British command 100 years ago — also sounded a message of peace and hope for the world in the new century.

“This was a war in which India was not directly involved yet our soldiers fought world over, just for the cause of peace,” Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi said on Twitter.

“For our tomorrows, they gave their today,” Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison told people gathered at a ceremony in Canberra.

British Prime Minister Theresa May and Prince Charles, standing in for Queen Elizabeth, attended a separate remembrance event in London where thousands of well-wishers also paid their respects to fallen soldiers.

Macron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who on Saturday poignantly visited the forest clearing in northeastern France where the Armistice was signed, had signalled beforehand that they intended to use the Paris ceremony to warn about the modern-day danger of nationalism.

“This day is not just about remembering, but should be about a call to action,” Merkel said on Saturday.

Merkel will give the opening address alongside UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres at a peace conference in Paris following the memorial service on the Champs-Elysees.

The Paris Peace Forum, conceived by Macron, is intended to highlight the importance of international institutions in helping resolve conflicts, avert wars and spread prosperity.

“The aim of the forum is to show that there are lots of forces in the international system — states, NGOs, foundations, intellectuals, companies — who believe we need a world of rules, an open world and a multilateral world,” chief organiser Justin Vaisse told AFP.

Despite the show of unity at the Arc de Triomphe, tensions lurk beneath the surface.

Trump, whose hardline nationalism has badly shaken the Western alliance, arrived in Paris on Friday criticising host Macron for being “insulting”.

The “America First” leader, who faced criticism on Saturday for cancelling a trip to an American cemetery because of rainy weather, will snub the Peace Forum.

Other attendees of the memorial service and Forum included Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Canadian premier Justin Trudeau and Israel’s Benyamin Netanyahu, as well as Putin.

Sunday’s ceremony was deliberately international and cross-cultural.

The French-born Chinese-American cellist Yo-yo Ma, West African singer Angelique Kidjo and a European youth orchestra with a Russian conductor all performed. police were on duty to ensure maximum security in a city repeatedly targeted by jihadists since 2015.

Despite these measures, a protester from the radical feminist group Femen managed to jump over a barricade and got within metres of Trump’s motorcade as he made his way up the Champs-Elysees.

She was hauled away by security along with two others who were stopped on the edge of the famous avenue.

About 70 current-day nations were involved in WWI, which had six empires and colonial powers at its heart: Austria-Hungary, Britain, France, Germany, Russia and the Ottoman Empire.

Around 10 million soldiers are estimated to have been killed during the fighting and more than double that number wounded.

Between five and 10 million civilians are estimated to have been killed. (AFP, NAN)

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/trump-putin-macron-buhari-mark-end-of-world-war-i/

Victoria’s Secret has unveiled their annual “Dream Angels Fantasy Bra” and its shining Swarovski crystals which has a hefty price tag of $1 million.

“Angel” Elsa Hosk will don the $1 million undergarment on Thursday during the 2018 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, the lingerie company announced.

The bra, which also comes with a body chain, is composed of more than 2,100 Swarovski diamonds “and responsibly sourced topaz,” the company said in a news release. It has at least 71 carats on the centerpiece and took over 930 hours to create.
Hosk, a 29-year-old from Stockholm, Sweden, told People on Tuesday that when she tried on the bra during a fitting, “it was just a sensation that I’ve never felt before.”

“My body was violently shaking. And it wasn’t because I was nervous, I was just excited,” Hosk said. “It was a cool feeling that I’ve never felt before. And it was definitely a moment that I’ll never forget.”

She described the lingerie as “very cool, very simple, modern and so sparkly. If I would have designed it, it would have looked just like this. I put it on and I was like, ‘It looks like someone just made magic and put it on my body.’”

https://gistmore.com/bra-worth-1-million-unveiled-u-s-photos

A Malaysian based man, Olisemeka Egom, was shot dead, over the weekend, in Benin, Edo State, after he suspended his wedding when he discovered that his fiancé is carrying a 3-month-old questionable pregnancy.

According to vanguardngr, the 34 years old was shot dead in his family residence at Akugbe Street, Off Okunseri Street, Off Dumez road, Sapele road in the presence of his father, fiancé and their 3-year old boy.
He was said to have returned home to marry the girl who had a baby boy for him and has been leaving with his parents since he traveled out last year.

“My son and the girlfriend Judith have not been quarreling before, but when my son arrived last August he accused the girl of carrying another man’s pregnancy. The girl agreed but said my son was responsible. .

My son said it is impossible because he has not been around, the last time he visited Nigeria was July 2017. He said he would not go ahead with the wedding. So this was the issue on ground. .

My son opened well-stocked baby things shop for her. He said it was because of his son.” He further accused the girl of complicity in the brutal murder of his son.

However, the police said a case of murder was reported and advised the bereaved family to come forth with iinformation.

http://instablog9ja.com/2018/11/04/man-murdered-for-suspending-wedding-over-fiances-infidelity/

The Director-General, National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) Brig.-Gen. Suleiman Kazaure has called on corps members that would take part in the 2019 general elections to display a high sense of integrity.

A statement issued by the Assistant Director, Public Relations, NYSC Oyo State, Christy Olatoye, on Sunday, quoted the DG as reminding the corps members that the NYSC as a non-partisan organisation.

The Director-General was represented by the Director Planning, Research and Statistics, Victoria Okakwu.

The statement reads: “When you are called upon, with discipline and steadfastness, ensure that you put in your best and at the end, your name will be written in the sand of time.

“As corps members, who are part of the Big Family (NYSC), you should be celebrated having graduated from the various institutions which qualifies you to be mobilised for the one year mandatory service to the fatherland.

“I want you to be happy being a part of this great family which from inception had not relented on its efforts in building and incorporating young vibrant graduates into the plan of nation building.

“The Management celebrates you our dear corps members; we see in you the future great Dangotes and Otedolas.

“You are advised to embrace hard work and good virtues that will elevate you to the top,” he said.

The Director-General also enjoined the corps members to embrace the Skill Acquisition and Entrepreneurship Development (SAED) programme by acquiring skills that would turn them to employers of labour and wealth creators. (Okay NG)

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/general-elections-nysc-warn-corps-members-ahead-of-2019/

The ones that love playing music while bathing

The ones that always forget to carry their towel to the bathroom

The ones that normally rush outside to pick calls

The ones that after the bathing, they will still come out with soap

The ones that normally dance while in the shower

The ones that are professionals in managing water

The ones that love singing

The ones that always wash underwear first

The ones that like urinating on themselves

The slow ones

The ones that must shit before bathing

The furious ones