₦airaland Forum

@n-gauge

u berra grip up! do u see me trying to ask her out?
men think b4 u talk

young man dnt ever call me a clown  !@#$@$%

nairaland is a place where u can do anythin so carry ur boring arse elsewere

am all about REPRESENTA!!

@yicob
dnt worry man!, i know haw its done.

u wan go clubbing?

after u purposely ignored my post earlier

ok u need to paste the pictures of the goats so we can see if they are good enof, N.B my grand pa had goats so if u post the same goat three times i will recognize it!!

u refused to swim in tha jacuzzi so why shud i?


anyway sha, paste the link hya no long thin i fit do am!!

wat are u asking aabout me for?

Tgirl4real:
richo,

na that one u go see

where u dey since?

nna i was sleeping.its 8am hya naw

ibkaye:
Finishing the 'Bulala' session with femmace abi?  

well, i was just throwing a very pretty girl some kisses so u cant conclude

the only thing thats eminent is that yicob is madly in2 To*o*i20 sotey him even change him siggy to her name
missyB na chic oh, so no blame anybody if dem dey trip for her

anyway sha private parry for me and you. hope u fit chill for jacuzzi?

Tgirl4real:
lol

Don't get me wrong richo. . .

I was saying that you can have the date with me and me because i know u got ur eyes on her which makes safe

pls can u show me evidence as to how u came about knowing that am starting to make advances on missyB!!

@yicob
iits a good idea if u get toyosi number so that u fit holla her anytime u  want to lighten up her day
her place of origin(sumwhere in kwara) is very close to my own so i can vouch that she is definately a well brought up female, in fact girls from their village are very good but u need a lot of money to take care of them or they'll get stressed up so u have to work hard

just start saving so we can buy 3 pompous goats and 20litres of oil together with 2baskets of fresh snails so i can go with you to make ur intentions known to the great elders of her village  

i no de flirt men!! i was just. . . i was just. . . . urm . . . sha take this one  and give us jist and findings 

Tgirl4real:
Go read her comment again on the hottest guy thread

she doesn't even believe u fell down from skating  

ow, so thats why u dnt want to attend a private parry with me?
lol dnt tell me that u think i can tear ur clothes in public and start firing u in public. . . . when am not tumfulu  

anyway sha u don refuse ma offer make i go ma way  

@missyB

av bin lookin for that thread but i ddnt see it!

even water covenant sef i no go gree do

wat did she say i did? eh?

so u dont trust me?

Dvampire:
so how do we come in here? do you want us to look for her and tell her 'hey girl, stop all these your 'runs' young geez is getting real angry at you', or something?

i think the young engineer is tryin to let us know that he is in the labour market

Tgirl4real:
Thanks  u don dey check my profile abi. . .  i kash u red handed lol

are we still having that parry 

men if these fellows no gree coperate we fit have private parry for abuja or lagos!! just me and you. . . and maybe missyB!! no dulling mennnn!!   

yvy1:
I'm upset. Why is my name not included in the list of nominees?

because u first have to drop application fee of ten naira with yicob!!!

lol

tgirl wasup naw! long time!!
ur picshurr dey cool oh

who told who so?

vinja:
meaning

find sumthin else to do! no time for u in this forum

snazzy82:
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more news update is coming

what has this got to do with our romantic dinner? ^{take it to the political section joorr}

i cant even be best friends with a pauper

yuk!! i cant even eat a cooked rat!!


for a million will anybody hya lick a hippopotamus's anus

i was born on march 31. . . . a couple of hours before april fool!!

yes


for a million will u wear a shirt that reads "am a harlot"