₦airaland Forum

how do i look like a woman? 
na lie!!!

flabby gabby!! do u have aq child? or ur talkin of bathin ur boyfriend?

how about the one at the right? dnt be shy. . . he looks like he can take care of you!!
he dsnt have a fone sha and i dnt know if his type writer has internet connection so u might have to go to naija and look for mallam sheriff ^{(the hot stud at the right)}

the one at the left looiks like a ladies man!!!
gabby do u want his digits?

it is really annoyin when one stray fool comes and starts yappin trash in ma face
see ya'll some other time

H2O2:
ol boy shut up jare let us hear word. go and read your slate or something.

wat the fuk is wrong with this ass hole? i dnt think it concerns u if i decide to joke!ur the kind of nonsense fellow that gets me pissed off!! pls mind ur biz

toh, toyosi! as per u no wan gree am goin down stairs and out to lie on the road and get killed by a truck or sumthin ^{i'd probably change ma mind by the time i reach the fridge, get a drink and come back up sha!!}

i de serious

lol!!! infact i'll deny anythin it takes to get toyosi
in fact that beer wey dey my hand. . . walahi no be me get am!! na for urm. . na for. . . urm na. . yeah!! na the girl for the picture ^{(who is not my wife or even ma friend because am a good boy and dnt mingle with girls)} get am!!  

sima:
reli good question. .   
i recognize cute things when i cc them n' besides my ex bfs makes excellent remarks on them  . .

does that mean he still gets to see them?

lol she aint ma wife!!
wait if u paste me and toyosi 2gether does that make me or her lucky!!!
am sure she has gotten about a million "i love u" emails from retards like tumfulu

wat? do u live in kwara?
men forget kogi oh, its rocky and rough my village is near the ibira's place and those people are mean

@morenike
ok i was about to go check out what a melon looks like in the mall

TOYOSI20:
Is the capital of Kogi . . .Lokoja?

yea it is, kwara and kogi are like neighbours av never lived there tho!! some of ma relatives are married to kwara women because they are pretty. . . as pretty as ours  

lol life is short u know so its good tio have fun before u have kids and a family to take care off

am from kogi


does ma head really look like a watermelon

chai!!

if it takes a boy more than 10seconds to answer no to a "do i look fat" question it means he is lying

really?!!
na wa oh!!! u even look more half and pretty than some of ma naija friends here
anyway sha kwara is known for pretty chics jus like ma own town,  
@moronike
she just looks half
her place de nya ma place and hot girls fill our area

@toyosi
ur a half ryt!!

DaPhoenix:
Oh! No wonder you still claim to be a virgin. LOL!!! I'm just playing. I've never heard that before but that is dumb.

lol theres nothin that will make me bend over for another guy!! i dnt even support the anal bangin of females talkless of . . .


@topic
i also heard that riding a horse can break the hymen

what makes u think they are cute?

speakin of virgins,
i heard that a virgin can have sex and still be a virgin. . . if she is penetrated in the ass hole

ur location indicates that u are in USA! if this is true maybe they get repulsed by ur poor grammatical fluency!! try to speak more composed and confident

i like cute ones not the ones that are. . .

do u have dimples or only nipples?

iranian girls have sexier hips than naija babes!!! those chics are hot under the hijabbi. . . u need to see them in jeans

lol! if i was a cute girl i wudnt dare put ma pix. . . there are alot of psycho's in NL and only God knows if some of them use fine girls pics for masturbation

i like girls with dimples alot!!!
imagine how many funny and silly things i do around her just to make her smile!! gosh men dimples are soooooo cute

umm. . . yea i like being around pretty females but its not as if i sleep with all of them so its not bad. . . abi is thaat bad?

@eldee
actually it sounds cute because the sound track is m9ixed and masterd in the studio


@morenike
are u nigerian?
@topic

ghanian girls have big breasts ^{the ones i have seen sha}

toh! i will mingle with the cute fishes in the sea and when i go naija for xmas i will hope for the best!!! i call her alot tho

yea! missy B is really hot 

perle is also damn hot

cant u read?