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in nigeriaq of today u cant be too sure sha!!

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abeg no mention tumfulu again cus i go break some thing for this place 

libraGal:
Richo baba Richo baby!!

that looks berra!! 
so what am i entitled to as a VIP candidate? do i get to meet the bride's maids and the couples virgin sisters? 

guy ur message make sense but u dnt have to paste everywhere pls!!!!!it is annoying


^{i even tried highlighting it and pressing delete}

guy ur message make sense but u dnt have toi paste everywhere pls!!!!!it is annoying


^{i even tried highlighting it and pressing delete}

wetin? no be me get ma eyes!!
sice u are good at poems u fit write one for another person jo!!
i know ALL the fine babes on nairalaqnd i can help u out

beyunce, chinesedoll, ssexyhotmom, tumfulu, daphoenix, creamish men alot of kokolets in the stream so commot hand from aquarium lol

it depends on what the girl likes

if she likes animals u go to the zoo
if she likes movies u go to cinema
if she likes food go to some hot restaurant
if she likes clothes. . . .well, pretend u dnt know that ^{bcus she go spend all ur money on clothes am talkin from experience walahi!!}
if she likes playin around u can go to the park, have fun and ice cream


if she is like my girlfriend who likes all this things. . . . .well, i hope ur daddy gives u alot of pocket money!!! 

this one that enof guys are now making advances eva since i told tgirl that i want toyosi to be my date on her party na wa oh!!!!!? 


@yicob
me? bad belle person? lol am just sayin u be tifff
tryin to steal her and give me gamine eh? u think u are jacob and am esau eh? i get sense pass that

pls oh!! am a potential suitor!!!

u can always wear her a skii mask to cover the ugly face but wat can u do to conceal a girl's "sack of potato-like" body?

WTF!!
are u . . . .

what are u tellin me to view there again? i was the first to paste a reply there!!!!
i know what to do sha

theres another girl thats alot hotter than toyosi but she hates me to her guts!! her name is daphoenix, u can have her and leave these two for me ok? but if na by force u want to steal one of my chics u can carry creamish and leave toyosi.

Danke:
danke is jenny
na so people tell me maybe ny because e sexy that is why seun dey ban am

by d way hope say u don buy d ribena for ibkaye for d party naaaa,u know say shes not allowed to take wine

no long thing! ribena and straw berry juice de for her and geolabious!!
theres sweet wine for the ladies
and beer, star and stout for the hard guys!!

@danke
how come ur new name aint as sexy as the previous?  

sorry young man but toyosi and creamish are goin with me! infact am waiting to see them online naw so i can ask for gown specifications

toluxa1:
Do you want to see me nicked?

wat is the meaning of nicked?

yea!! praise is ma man! i hope he wins cus he's ma friend!!
^{abeg all of u for naija should vote for him please}

na wa oh!!! as things de so e be like sey i go organize my own party in ma crib for fine girls only

check in ur university jare!!! its more effective than narrating stories on nairaland.

why are u callin me richo baba?
do u want all these beautiful suitors of mine to start thinkin that i am an old man?

we'd probably make one or two babies

as his name implies, he sells cold pure water on the streets of oshodi

pls is there anyone named praize on the show? my friend called me from nigeria and told me he is on the show, av bin tryin to confirm eva since