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yicob, yicob!! this one na love in tokyo oh!!


me sef go soon de chase tgirl by fire by force!! whether she free or she no gree

Missy B:
Na only 'Dear' you call me?         ^{. . . . (1)}
You going tru pains? You see why I told you to stay away from
women? . . . Each time na so so fall you dey fall from top of women. ^{. . . (2)}
Skating kini? Don't come for the contest first::::.and we'll see if it's not teeth you'll break this time. ^{. . . (3)}

J/k.

1) ok sweetheart. . . charming beautiful babe!! ^{(a.k.a omoh sexy)} just tell me what u want me to call u and i go comply. . . i swear!! even if u want make i call u God, the only problem be say i go call u god starting with a small 'g'   

2) haba i no be giraffe wey go dey miss-behave like that!! 

3) ok, sorry ma, i will come!! i advise all contestants to wear flak jackets ^{(bullet proof)} because if i no win, mennnn ma pistol go show face 

Tgirl4real:
Yes. I bel that too. Lol.

Richo was up now?

i am fine

MrCrackles:
TUMFULU'S BURIAL

The family and friends of TUMFULU THE BLOODY HYDRO-slowpoke cordially invite you all to his burial on Saturday 9th November

Service of Songs Venue: OTTA FARM

PRESIDING MINISTER: REVEREND KING (Who would be on a day release from Kirikiri Maximum)

Interment: Would follow straight after the service of songs and the venue would be in the deep Murky canal waters of Ajegunle

IT WAS HIS LAST WISH THAT EVERYONE WEAR RED COLOUR CLOTHINGS TO HIS BURIAL, SO PLEASE ACCORD HIM THIS RESPECT

Signed on Behalf of the TUMFULU FAMILY: MRS LEPASHANDI TUMFULU!!

lol.aint it the same tumfulu i saw posting another sexually explicit thrash in a thread not long ago? ^{the guy still de kampe}

@missyB
thanks for nominating me ma dear

^{i would have done the thanking earlier but i was suffering from serious pains after falling like 12times on the ice skating rink}
i dunno if i would be able to attend the contest sef because naw dat am better am goin to the skating rink again

guy abeg allow ibk to mature first!!
she is still too young to wear a g-string talk less of. . . .

chinese kokolet

men so ur chinesedoll? na wa oh no wonder avnt seen u in a while

yes i would ^{it shud cost only about a hundred thousand to re-attach}


for a million dollars would u stand up and shout "i love fornicating!!" in church?

i dnt think it would be fair except we break it down into categories!!

1) if its the underage, puberty approaching males = [/b]geolabious ^{(because na only him de this category)}
[b]2) if its the youth[b] =[/b] chamotex
3) if its the gran papas who are still deceiving themselves tryin to chase them pikin age mates = tumfulu

_{abi i dey lie?} 

good for u!! but i did so when i was 19



i have been in four countries in one day, flew from naija to dubai to china to philippines under 24hrs

dnt tell me they sell used condoms in malaysia?!!?

^{i neither read this post or have an idea what its about} but dnt worry lysaa, av got ya back!!  

omoh, i de oh!!
which one me aluta sef? me no understand these naija slangs!!

this is the kind of joke that when cracked, we all laugh alot!! not because of the joke but because of the jokers boring stupidity

men, the naked guy even looks happy!!

everybody knows toyosi20 is the cutest
everybody knows sistawoman is the most sex loving
everybody knows ibkaye is the most jovial
everybody knows chinesedoll has the hottest boobs
everybody knows lysaa is the most flirty
everybody knows missyB has class
everybody knows gamine easily gets agitated

bla bla bla

i should share my thoughts? ok!!

i went ice skating 2days ago, fell down and nearly shattered my bones and while everybody was enjoying the Halloween party i was at home moaning and massaging ma legs!!

ibkaye:
after i don see you chopping garri with agege bread a few minutes ago abi

chai!!!

nobody told me this was goin to be an e-party! i for don commot te te!! 

wetin the okada man de look for dya mist sef?

geolabious


liar

@poster
just go to a red light district and ask one or two of them

such a question

@poster
how come ur picture isnt on your profile? 
u shld try putting one so we'll know if ur credible enough to yap what ur yappin

^{u must be shallow minded to judge by one thread because out of so many members only few pasted pix there, who knows? u myt even look like a wet monkey that even the war war boys will reject!!}

@davino
guy, pls that ur shirt is jumper! u better do sumthin about it and stop disgracing the male population hya