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from lookin at ur windscreen shades, i can see that u snapped this pix with ur phone and i can see one person hawking akara 

1) no where is perfect!!
2) u have to put into consideration the date when the pictures where taken
3) if u no like britain, stay for ya house!! no be by force!!
its good as you are enlightenin those who think sey the place na heaven but pls dnt discourage them totally, we all know that life in britico is way more civilized than in naija!!

yes!!! pls i really want to get laid this moment because i want the herpes,gonorrhea and syphilis to eat up my privates. . !! ^{*thats the posters brain thinking out loud*}

sorry, u have to call alhaji joshua's office to get the right number

if u were stuck on an island with the person who made the last post before  the post u are making

skype:
start with kissing, then slowly touching and fking 

from this, it is obvious that thomp4pal's anus will be 26millimeters wider in radius after the ordeal 

CHAI!!!

chai skype so na soo u go tear thomp4pal him anus!!! chai 

lol this is funny

skype:
start with kissing, then slowly touching and fking

wait are u a guy or a girl?

am missing iya amala and naija food

is there anywhere i can download naija songs?

ibkaye:
so yaba left is on strike again 

@topic
tell her to cook dinner for me ^{or at least catch a few worms}

i will quickly declare that richo is the king of the island and as a subject she has to agree to procreate with me for the colonization of the island  

so, tell me do u like the chicken balls?
hope its not only the balls u can prepare how about amala and pounded yam
am missin those stuff and suya too

ibkaye:
lmao i knew you would say something about the chicken balls 

I can cook that kain thing na 

fufu ko, I hate fufu 

me too i hate fufu! it stinks! maybe whoever named it wanted to call it poo poo but pronounced p's as f's

ow i see lol i like the name. . . chicken balls!!
but u no fit cook am so commot am ^{put fufu dya}

those red things look like the tomato that qatar airlines decieve us with

i'll search the island for food and if i find nothin i will kill him and dry him like kilishi and start eating him small small till help arrives

@ibkaye lol

@topic
so na dis nonsense go make me drool? tomato and rice??

am. . . urm, am. . . yeah! am angry at you

men go get picture of ya sef and leave my car alone!!

ok how do i delete this thread i ddnt know that ma favourite game already had a part2!!

why did the over 100 pages forums get locked before i could say my last words??

BEDE.IKE:
Hey ladies n gents! no quarrels no insults in my thread, this area is strictly 4 d ladies so i don't see reason lance vader should be here, hello dear rokiatu please dnt mind him,hes just a sand in d shoe, roki dear i had u n mind while posting this thread. u r exceptionally pretty .NT 4getn missy b all u all[b], please call me 08030981802[/b]

why are u bent on begging people to call u?? did you just buy ur first cell phone or wat?

Nduvic:
@shegirl. i've found the right person which is my girlfriend because i love her, but the thing is, when i try to cheat on her,it doesnt seem to work

if u think ur girl friend is the right person and u think u love her then why are u tellin us crap about how things aint working with the other wrong girls?
chai these area boys have started spoiling our nairaland for us

men all you need do is ask not to start blabbing repulsive shit like i drink wee wee!! do i look like a ram to you? 
DMY!!

^{if ur lookin for a ram to pick on go and find tumfulu jare}

i dont want anybody again sef!!

Creamish:
  Richo and Yicob, are u guys high on pee? erm T-girl, abeg, i don't need a dull night ooo . . I need me guys with good stuffing in n out . . likes of Na2day, DC, Chamo, Sauron . . not Yic n Rich abegg . .or else, I'm out!   

WTF have u ever given a guy ur wee to drink? men u need to grip up 
do i rese3mble a pee pee drinker?
@#%$^@$#^$#

do u think these white girls can tell if a black is fine or ugly? i asked one of them why they like blacks and she said they think all blacks have big pricks! na wa for the freaks sha!! most of them believe anythin u say without objections