₦airaland Forum

lol!!
why are u calling him a fool?

_{guy, av ignored alot of people like u who paste this nonsense but i just want to tell u some stuff}


1) the girls on nairaland are scattered all around the world and u should know that it would be alot easier to find a match where ever u live than on the world wide web

2) girls dnt like lousy boys who just sit in the internet cafe and beg for relationships like those beggers that appeal for funds on NTA. a chic prefers go-getters who can prove that they are worth dating her


^{if Dr. phil gets cash from advising people am not telling u nothing else except i get pay so go and use ur common sense and find ur self a girlfriend!!!}

@poster
just paste ur picture so i can remember weda i de miss u or weda na kick i go kick ur nyash commot

Okija_juju:
@ topic

I was at a club _{(In Ghana)} dancing with a chick when I felt an arm sqeezing my ass. At first I thought it was the chick but then the grip was way too strong for a lady and moreover the girl I was with wasnt that kind of a freak. So I waited for it to happen again and lo it was a dude who was dancing behind me. As soon as he tried it a second time, I punched him straight on his face and warned him sternly.

_{Truth, dare or whateva, I just don't play that way. Period.}

lol am sure u were enjoyin the butt squeeze wen u tot it was the girl

haba bros take it easy on the poor lady! the criteria aint that much

yicob:
I have compared thee, to a company of ladies on Nairaland. Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold. We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver

guy, u beta behave before i call mobile police to bundle you and ya ancient grammer

rat poison merchant

kidnap her

mine is February 31st

so this is the pic of the tumfulu? av always wanted to drive ma fists into his skull

ummmm. . . . . . . . u? 
yeah, definately u. pikin!! 

^{no wine for u oh! ribena go dey}

ibkaye:
come, where is the pikin

am tryin to discuss with seun so he can create one small pikin section for u and geolabious so we can rest here

wetin pikin wan do with that kine money?
na chewing gum and kuli kuli i go give u

ow u think all these boys go donate? stay there

Tgirl4real:
why are u confusing yourself??  

abi u guys aint planning nothin again?

i think we have had enof!! its time to delibrate on who will thief the goat richo will eat with pounded yam!!
so who is the crook of nairaland? chamo or sauron or hannibal or who?

ibkaye:
then you must also be a child because I am 22 and from what I recall, you are 19

what!! ur tryin to resist authority!! ok when its 12mid nyt we will both be chased  back to my place ok? ^{me and u oh! not me and geo labia}

u are a big crook!!!
go and kill everybody sef! we no care


i saw the post dat u said u are looking for a boyfriend for ur sister
then another that u want to fuk ur cousin who just came from malaysia and some other posts

get behind me u sour liar

imagine i woke up 4am just to meet fellas online  
ibk i think its only u and geolabious that are children and u both will be chased once its 10pm

tgirl make una organise this shit na!!
am likely to come back to naija for xmas and this shit go make sense!!
abi i still need to donate the goat wey una go cook for ma pounded yam ne?

tamai:
u think giving a girl a rose is too common? nah i don't think so , because guys no longer do that,
they think its bein old fashioned.but thats d beauty of romance.''buy me a rose,open the door for me
when we go out,show me u love me buy the look in ur eyes, these are the little things i need most in my life''.

i dnt need to give any gurl a rose
most times i just take a girl out, we have a good meal and i listen to what she has to say. . .i make her laff alot and we do some fun stuff by the time am kissin her neck, i can tell she likes me by the way she reacts, sighs and holds me tight!! gosh i like the way these gurls smell but thier long hair always gets into ma mouth

new things every day. . . i dnt give girls roses its too common

it never gets mundane with me