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op u can lie!!! that pic be like sey na android phone wey dem use snap am... abeg which.person papa buy android phone during 1969? Osogbo liar

Luckygurl:
Hang out in cool places...
Get tangible gifts for each other...
Give pleasant surprises...
Ermmm!! Hugs and pecks are allowed dunno about kisses, depends on her sha......

Most of all, get to know and study each other.
It ain't just about the romance and sexxx.

I must add at this point, hope the guy is ready for a no sex relationship if not, better let go now.

mehn i am in this situation oh... na beg i dey beg to even hug her... Me callin her 2mao to tell her dat it haff do mehn. How a sharp dude like me go get bae wey no go dey give me satisfaction. Born again kor, born after ni

Abeg oh... who da fucq is Cramjones and TonyeBarcanista? these dudes been having issues on Nairaland like sey dem be APC and PDP. Make person please explain why dem dey always get issues and the possible solutions.

yet all these gals no go gree hear word , i care about ur health buh u no dey gree

looool dis wan wey dem no gree smile, dem force dem marry ni? *eats rice nd sips kunu* why all the attendees con get black face like sey dem sundry am ?

iliyande:
MTN subscribers be ready to pay for the fine,

MTN will make sure they deduct the money from your daily recharge to pay for the fine

loool best comment ever. MTN be like: Ibrahim oya deduct 50naira from every of our subscribers in Abuja today, 2mao we will deduct those in Lagos

MrsPhyno:
Don't call me a mumu when you're the one who thinks skeletons are in cupboards not closets. Why did u quote me, just makes u sound like your guilty of the same thing.

i juz wonder why ur network provider had to give u free mb today... jeez!

Cutehector:
lool yeah right. Dey will always be comin to ur room and befor u knw wat is happenin, d sex just happens

yea boss buh this time aint gonna be like last time. me go strict gan, aint messing around again

MrsPhyno:
All these guys making excuses

So una get attracted to YOUR SISTERS

I don't even know what to say. Are u not disgusted by your own self?

mumu gal... u think its easy for a nigga to make such open confession? only.God knows.what skeletons u hav in ur cupboard. Check urself b4 u judge odas.

Cutehector:
my bros omo I dey in ur shoes too.. My cousin dah year wen I wan tidy... Chei... This cousin attraction strong eh... If one no take time, him go just surji...

wen i con feel sey everytin don finish, na hin one of dem con go get admission for my school, dat means she go dey hangout with me cos she na new student. And she na ajebutter....u sha know how these ajebutter girls dey be na? always soo emotional :/

Cutehector:
u wan tell me say u neva get crush for any of ur family members? Especially cousin...

baba i feel ur pain mehn... my extended family has more females dan males... right now i'm crushing on 2 of my beautiful cousins...i tell u man...we hav done crazy shiits togeda. may God help us

she died in active service while serving her pu*sy land. RIP : Rest in Puzsy

girls are soo dumb, abeg dont give him oh, wen he starts lookin outside u go dey shout sey hes cheatin on u.

Rayhut:
Nigeria as a country was built on wrong foundation, even the British, US knew that Nigeria will break up one day. UK has 4 countries in it, eg Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Island, then ask yourself why they cannot be one country like Nigeria, USA has all it states operating as a semi independent country, immigration law in Texas is not the same with California, China has Taiwan, Hong Kong, Tibet and Macau as part of China which are all semi independent, without confederation in Nigeria there will be no peace, Nigeria need to go back to Aburi peace accord, Nigeria will never be a progressive country because Nigeria is made up of irreconcilable entities that cannot align, Nigeria suppose to have 4 countries eg Arewa, Biafra, Midland, Oduduwa under confederation just like UK, China, Netherlands etc, without this Nigeria will never know peace.

i wonder what this person is typing did u by chance drink adulterated kunu?

Hey friends, my name is RichThug and i am a Concert Planner and CEO of Wingz Ent Company. I will be organising a concert soon in Abia State. But i'm ignorant about the type of artiste that will pull enough crowd in the state. So i need your help. Thanks for your suggestions.

MODS plz do the needful.

loool juz watch how some female peacocks wil come nd defend her all in the name of womanhood. and also some tribalistic zombies will come and start checkin names. but i am juz a bloody civilian waiting and watchin the story. *eats beans, egg and messes on his phone, den smells it*

its simple na... Fresh PUNNA BILLS

adaksbullet:
Mmmm....am lik whot ur frnd is did sha ....hapi marage live buh bus,ur frnd is supose to b fight on sambisa to brout back our gehs cos am look for wife on nijeria since ....ur frnd his nort supose to do weedin noun.......am nort put hand on is weeding


Op, telled ur frnd to brout back our gehs!!! Perod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Anoda puzy his enta voicemale

baba abeg no try go the weddin ceremony cos dis ur english fit make the new couple "go and die" . Jah bless dem

midehi2:
your mother fvcker

yeah babe.. ur moda fuka, please leave that mouth of urs open cos i will like to use it to lick my di. ck head.

midehi2:
your mother fvcker

yeah babe.. ur moda fuka, please leave that mouth of urs open cos i will like to use it to lick my di.ck head.

midehi2:
your mother fvcker

yeah babe.. ur modafuka, please leave that mouth of urs open cos i will like to use it to lick my di.ck head.

midehi2:
your mother fvcker

Yeah babe...ur modafuka.. plz leave ur mouth open like dat cos i will like to use it to lick my di.ck head..

midehi2:


when will nigerians learn


when will igbo boys learn, and you see them bragging everywhere, amurobbers

see ur stock fish head... u no fit use ur watery brain think about somefin else, na to dey call awon igbos. oloriburuku. washed off pus.sy be like hells gate :/

omisakint:
Stop using torch light. Upgrade yourself

Atleast to reading lamp...

loool the dude be like "You mumus should fall off a mountain and die" [color=#990000][/color]

prettythicksme:
Nah,i only do nl!!

ok madame... we can do nl, but promise me that ur thickness will be for me and for me alone.

Kaduna state governor, Nasir El Rufai yesterday said that all those who are not happy with the appointments he's made since becoming governor can go and climb Kufena Mountain and fall. El-Rufai expressed his anger during the question and answer session at the 4th town hall meeting with stakeholders from Kaduna Central zone.

“If you are not happy with appointments made, you can go and climb Kufena Mountain and fall. It was what you voted that you got because we are aware that there are people who did not vote for us, in fact they worked against us. But now they claim to be APC members and loyal to the party. We know such people. And so there is no way they would expect anything from us. You didn’t vote us but you want appointments. What you will get is zero. It is politics and in whatever we do there is politics,”he said.

SOURCE>: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/10/el-rufai-to-critics-youre-not-happy.html#more

lalastica do the needful

prettythicksme:
U r indeed a thug!!

yea im a thug dah neva gives up on a pretty lady wen i see one especially wen she has the "thickology" with her how about whatsapp?

prettythicksme:
come check naw,werey

i love thick ones oh.. if u are thick...juz inbox me ur digit my pretty beautiful thickafella

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prettythicksme:
It really obvious dat u re cos of ur comment keep it up!

thanks... and are u pretty and thick down there?